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7334082 No.7334082 [Reply] [Original]

how come jpop idols can't dance good? whenever I watch idolm@ster or mikumikudance videos the girls just shuffle around and wave their arms around.

here are some (3d) videos of better dancing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q80yg6NWra0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRr62dhkfPA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAIUNSTH9HI

>> No.7334092

same shit

>> No.7334100
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7334100

also is it true that the only strippers in japan are in clubs for americans?

>> No.7334209
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7334209

well I don't really know what to say. I guess this is just an unpopular fetish.

>> No.7334218

>>7334100
Not according to Yakuza

>> No.7334225

>>7334100
It's probably a niche, but I wouldn't say Americans onry.

>> No.7334227

>>7334218
why aren't there any h mango/animu about it then? the only dancing I've seen in anything from japan was in dead or alive beach volleyball.

>> No.7334230

You know, they're not really that different from the ones you criticise and th-

Oh, ok, I just saw the titles

ＧＥＴ　ＯＵＴ　ＫＯＲＥＡＮ　ＭＯＮＫＩＥＳ

>> No.7334236

>>7334230
>ＫＯＲＥＡＮ
ｆｉｌｔｈｙ　ｃｏｒｅａｎ　ｓｐｙ　ｄｏ　ｎｏｔ　ｔｒｕｓｔ　ｔｈｉ
ｓ　ｐｏｓｔ

>> No.7334252
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7334252

>>7334082
Perfume is better without needing skimpy clothing or dancing like strippers.

>>>/kr/

>> No.7334272

>>7334252
it's not about who's "better" but who's better at dancing like strippers

>> No.7334277

>>7334227
The hell is your OP image of then?

>> No.7334278

These girl groups are only good for their sex appeal or for 12 year old girls to idolize and make dance videos because they don't know any better.

>> No.7334285

>>7334277
fanart obviously. I'm talking about animated shit like a animu or something made with one of those choreography programs.

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7334290

OP makes a fine point and we have fallen instantly from it.

These idols are fucking virtual. We can make them dance however the fuck we want! If we were really lacking for ideas, we could hire professional dancers and wrap them in motion sensor shit.

What gives? You'd think there'd be at least one example of these virtual idols dancing impressively.

>> No.7334318

Can't dance "well"
The word you are looking for is "well," not "good."
Using good in this sentence with a plural subject sounds awkward.

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>>7334290
My guess, that generic style of dancing is more popular nowadays. If you made something way more sophisticated than
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-duN9pRYD0
people would probably get alienated.

>> No.7334327

i prefer more of this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ua64HbsBUo

>> No.7334344

I'm bored; let's change gears. If their breasts touch each other, does that make them gay?

>> No.7334356

>>7334344
I'm guessing all women are bi-sexual.

>> No.7334372

>>7334344
Maybe only if clits are touching?

I'm thinking way too deep into this.

>> No.7334377

Fucking gaijins keep thinking this is right.

>> No.7334381

>>7334372
Wouldn't ovaries be the female equivalent of balls? If so, then they would need a sterile environment and a qualified surgeon to make it les.

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>>7334381

>> No.7334487

>>7334381
Would be labia minora, since when we say balls we really mean ballsacks.

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