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FUCK

HERE WE GO

>five hundred ten

five hundred yen

too drunk

can't type

DAN KIM IS A FAG

kill yourself

>>732452
But he's the best fag in the world.

I'd gladly trade lives with the Anonymous in the OP. That way he can see Reimu without complications and I can watch Alice knit baby clothes.

Dan theads are the only reason I browse 4chan.

I don't even like touhou and that got me, jesus christ Dan.

Dammit, no.

>>732473
that's Dan Kim for you

DANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

WHY DAN, WHY WOULD YOU WRITE THIS!?

>>732487
sauce?

Whos this Dan guy? Some second rate drawwhore or something lol?

>>732498
3/10

Dan is a real life supervillain.

>>732498
reported for either trolling or newfaggism.

>>732439

>>
That Hakurei girl at the shrine does whatever you like for five hundred ten or a half pound of rice and sweetened pickles. She'll do anything. She's utterly shameless, unlike Alice, who'll only do it in the dark, under the covers.

FAPFAPFAP

>>732500
lol. Just because youre a faggot that enjoys drawwhores doesn't meant I'm a troll.

>>732510
YOU ARE TOO SOFT YOUMU

>>732498

PERISH IN RIGHTEOUS FIRE

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

DAN KIM WHY

I hope you get alcohol poisoning.

Meh, I've had worse.

"UUnnhgh! A-Anony--! UUNHHH!"

The shrine maiden groans and twists like a whore.

Well, of course. She is a whore.

Five hundred yen will open her mouth. Twenty five hundred will get you her armpits. Thirty five make the maiden forget the honour of the generations that preceded her and and open up herself to you. Between fifty and or a hundred, she will become a writhing piece of meat -- a flesh tube made for pleasure alone.

This is the secret of the Hakurei shrine.

How many marriages has she ruined, I wonder?
How many children go to bed at night, wondering why their mothers stay up late, in the moonlight, keeping watch over a cold plate of food?

At least one. Or there will be at least one, in a few months. I know that much.

"I wan to have you child"

proceed

>>732525
FFFFFFFFFFF

>>732525

THIS DAN KIM. I'll BE ENJOYING IT.

Dan, when you sober up, you will sorely regret this.

>curry with extra carrots

This gives me ideas ಠ_ಠ

>>732538

But Dan Kim is ZUN, so yeah!

awesome.jpeg

>>732525

DAAANNNN

In b4 murder, rape, abortion, falcon punch, suicide or Alice silently putting up with it even as her heart breaks.

I cried

>>732538

he probably won't, trolling /jp/ justifies him not updating his site.

>>732554
>Alice silently putting up with it even as her heart breaks
Why is this the one that arouses me the most?

Alice has already been done, many times, including you. Ruin Sanae or Sakuya next.

These have never been more appropriate then ever.

Why you do this to mai waifu.

>>732560

>>732567

>too drunk
Probably.
>can't draw
Always.

I saw him at the shrine, again.

Once again, he seemed to enjoy her more than he enjoyed me.

Well, I thought this would happen. I knew I wouldn't be good enough, even if I tried my hardest. I can't help it. It must be something born into me.

That's okay, though. As long as he comes home again, it's okay. When he comes back, there'll be curry and rice. And I'll be smiling.

I have to smile, or he won't like me anymore.

Anonymous. Anonymous, I still love you.

It's okay if you don't love me. And it's okay if you don't want to pick a name. I'll pick one for you. If it's a boy, I'll name him Anon. If it's a girl, Marisa.

And we'll always be waiting for you, Anon. No matter what happens.

Replace Reimu with /jp/ and Alice with the website.

>>732573

1/10.

>>732576
;_;

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

>>732576

>>732576

>>732576

I need more, Dan. I wish to drink deep of her sorrow and eternal loneliness.

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMM YOU BEAST

>>732579
Shut up, Dan

>>732573
Come on. I can draw sometimes!

Goddamn, why does this keyboard keep on moving. What the duf,c

>>732576

FUCK YOU

>>732576
FUCK THIS NORMAL END, DAAAAAAAAAAAAN.

>>732576

>>732554
Why not a combination?

After Alice spirals into depression, pay Reimu to help you rape her to death, then sell her organs on the black market, and use the funds to pay off all future Reimu expenses.

>>732576
So how long until Alice cracks and kills this anon fellow?

>>732576
>I can't help it.
GOD DAMN TRANSLITERAL ENGLISH WORDING FROM JAPANESE.

Well at least there won't be another baby soup... or there might be?

>>732590

IT'S NOT PAD
IT'S NOT DAN

>>732594

Dan, I like your tyle, but sometimes it does kinda look like you were just tossing around bottles of india ink and accidentally made an art.

Where does Dan live? Its only 2pm here (US Central), which certainly seems a little bit early to be plastered.

>>732612
I think he lives in Canada?

>>732612
Canadia

>>732612
Its never too early to be plastered.

>>732602
Much better.

Dan! Get back herem write this!

>>732609

Takes some talent to do that, unlike taking a couple of pictures with a odd angle, grayscaling it and calling it art.
Or fagets who are in university saying Arts degrees are better as they are more "creative" then Engineering students.

Or even worse, drawing raindow colored, vertical lines on a huge canvas and calling it art.

>>732612
It's the weekend and I live alone, so GODDAMN THERE'S NOTHING MUCH TO DO BUT DRINK

goddamn

SUNDERWATER ANIMISM FUCK

>>732594
Seriosuly, why don't you do more serious drawings? It actually looks decent.

>>732619

Dan does live in KANADAAAAAAAAAAAA, either the east coast or sort of west coast.

>>732646

I bet he's a Newfie.

>>732630

I agree wholeheartedly. Like I said, I dig the whole unlimited ink works thing.

>>732643
>>732642
I do. Check out my WEBSIGHT (lol welcam to my websight) and read Paper Eleven.

Goddamn I need to update.

>>732642
Kill yourself, armchair art counselor fag

I officially worry for Dan now.

We'll always be tsundere for you, Dan.

>>732648

Haha, no way. Wasnt Kim chillin' in Hongcouver or Mini-New York?

Wait, that's all? You disappoint me, Dan

>>732652
I liked PXI.

It wasn't shit.

Now you're just back to the fucking Tomoyo42 loli raep crap. Only with my touhoues. ;_;

dan kim - defiler of waifus

GOD DAMMIT DAN KIM

>>732662

dan kim - defiler of anything sacred.

Dan I'll acknowledge all of your Canadian awards so please write something someday! Preferably skip the cannibalism!

>>732659
Then that means....

Dan Kim is not awesome.

dan kim - the one good thing to come out of canda

Dan.
Hey, Dan.
What is FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

At least he didn't do anything to Meiling... yet.

We did it again after dinner.

She always insists on doing it once a day, even twice a day if she can manage, regardless of the pregnancy.

I'd like to call her a tough girl, despite the evidence otherwise.

She's sleeping now, probably dreaming about some fantasy world where she's happy and where our child can grow up in a complete, wholesome family. But that's all that is: a dream.

This is all I can do for you, Alice.

Dream.

Dream forever, in that happy world.

>>732674

WUT. Dan Kim lives off BLOODGORE.
BLOODFORTHEBLOODGODS.

Dan Kim is so awesome, even fagets like Fred-Chan wish he could write stories like Dan could.

>>732576
That's it? I'm disappointed in you, Dan.

>>732687

And then, murder most foul.

>>732685

MAKE IT HAPPEN DAN

>>732696

prairiedog.gif

>>732689
>even fagets like Fred-Chan wish he could write
Fixed for you.

>>732685

We all know you want to see some offical futa Dan Kim on our chinese girl.

>too Drunk
>Can't draw

WHY SO ZUN-LIKE, DAN?

i dont like where this is going one bit. FUCK FUCKFFFFFFFFF DAN KIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Hey Dan!
Hey Dan!
Why haven't you parodied Touhou Surprise yet!

Why? Why Dan, why?

>>732703
Do want

>>732687

oh dan, you so craaazy

I feel only Dan Kim can properly tell the story of Marisa's dad.

She struggles under the water.

She's strangely beautiful like this -- thrashing under the surface, throwing up waves and droplets that spray across the room. It occurs to me, strangely, that in this moment of dying, in this strange, blue-white twlight, she seems more alive than she's ever been in the rest of her life.

In this moment, she seems, at last, like a person instead of a doll. I almost want to cry.

Soon, she's silent. She's become like one of her treasured dolls, silent, beautiful, fixed in time in space under a pane of water and light.

>>732723
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>732723

WHERE'S MY ALICE BABY PIE???

>>732723

GAME OVER MAN
GAME OVER

>>732723
FUUUUUUUUUUCCK

>>732723
Also, needs a twist!

Dream, Alice. Dream forever.

>>732723

oh god

"UNRELATED"

DAN KIM... Why are you using that crappy "BLADE ENGINE" for your VN work?... Did they pay you or something... Also, Ren'py is superior...

>>732723
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

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>>732723
Proof yet again that Reimu is the villain of the Touhou universe.

>>732723

>>732742
stay away.

>>732738

What a twist!

>>732723

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN!!!!!1!!

>>732723
Come on,Dan. You can do better than this.

>Too drunk

>_>

>>732723
FUCCCCCCCK.

>>732753
No you... Please continue Dan... Don't mind me and this Faggot...

"Have you thought of a name, Anonymous?"

She's been asking for a while, now.

We've been living together for some months, oscillating between husband and wife, customer and provider.

She's still beautiful, but I wonder how much longer it will last.

"Anonymous? What's wrong?"

She looks away and blushes.

I hate it when she looks like that.

>>732766

good end?

>>732766
Awesome end.

>>732766
WHAT A TWIST.
HOLY FUCK.

>>732766
NEXT UP: CHINA.

>>732766
Wow... Didn't see that coming...

>>732768
No you are the faggots get out and stop shitting up a Dan Kim thread you troll of a wannabe artist.

God damnit, Dan.

God damn.

>>732766

I've been seeing someone else.

That Chinese girl at the mansion does whatever you like for five hundred yen or a half pound of bread and sweetened pickles.

DAN IS GAY FOR SDM AND WON'T TOUCH THEM

Mr.Kim, I wish to hire you.
>>732766

>>732766
Best ending ever

>>732766

Rank: SS

>>732779
No you too... bump! since this is relevant to my interest and to piss you off...

>>732787
Yay!

>>732766
THAT DOES IT

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

>>732789

>>732786

Or just friendship. That is much simpler.

>>732801

Because you are an enormous faggot and no one likes you.

>>732796
Why the sage?...

>>732806
>>732806
>>732806

>>732801
>>732789
>>732768
>>732742

Why is this man incapable of ending a sentence in a single full stop?

9001/10

I wholeheartedly approve.

also needs moar HH.

>>732801
Your existence depresses me.

>>732816
Because he's a gigantic faggot?

HEY DAN
WE'RE STILL WAITING FOR YOU IN #CLONE-ARMY
YOU KNOW, THE IRC CHAT ROOM FOR YOUR WEBSITE
DROP IN SOMETIME THIS YEAR

>>732806
Anyway, I'm quite used to sages... go ahead and do your worst... I'm saving the images anyway... bump!

>>732791
Wow!... Finished already?... Wish there was more...

>>732834

>>IRC

There is the problem.

>>732791
/r/ moar

>>732834
irc faggot

>>732834
We've replaced him with a bot, so it's OK.

>>732848
gb2/kindergarten/
Everyone who belongs on 4chan knows how to use IRC

>>732865
Not knowing how to and choosing not to are different things.

>>732863
I knew it!

>>732865

Yes, we all know how to use it. I know how to lop off my own penis, stick it in my mouth, and sing the pledge of allegiance too.

>>732862
lol tripfag calling out somebody else on faggotry
irony

>>732865
irc is bullshit and stupid tits

>>732877
Would you prefer a Yahoo chatroom with all the other wastes of gray matter?

>>732878

Uho, a fine looking crab.

Glad you enjoyed it. Holy crap, I can barely sit on my chair without falling off.

PICTURE HIGHLY RELATED

ALSO, why does my keyboard feel like it's made out of cotton

what the hell
stop turning into cotton

what

Also: Quebec beer is the greatest goddamn

brain-blood barrier goddamn BRAIN EXPLOSION

This story is an allegory. The allegory of Dan.

Dan is Anonymous. Dan's fans, they are Alice. Reimu is life, and his dayjob.

We want Dan, want his work, his comics. Dan gives it to us, but doesn't care.
He wants to move on and do what he pleases. He gets a dayjob and slowly but surely.... let's us go.

I'M WATCHING YOU DAN

Attn Dan, did you end up going to anime north?

>>732894

Dan, are you becoming ZUN? Because I approve.

>>732903
OH GOD DAN'S GOING TO DROWN US

Dan is the reason why I browse /jp/

>>732905

>>Anime North

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>732894
VIRAL MARKETING IS VIIIIIIRRRRAAAAAAL

>>732905
RE: Anime north

Nope, didn't go.

Why? Honestly, I don't like the idea of meeting people I might potentially know at cons. I only attend American cons. Yeah, I know, that's lame. Leimu. Reimu.

WHAT

>>732895
Coconut Crab

>>732894
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

>>732916

>>732894
May the force be with you... looking forward to seeing more...

>>732939

>>732924
Psh. It was good fun, although I guess it probably wouldn't compare to a USian con. You ended up going to Anime Central, then?

>>732930

Good fucking Christ, man. Do I look like some kinda god damn amateur? I know a coconut crab when I see one!

>>732948

Hotglunymous is that you?!

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>>732948
Nope.

I'll be going to Gen Con this yeah, but that's probably it.

I'll be skipping Otakon. I just don't have any energy this yeah. Also, I haven't done any complete works. Maybe I'll attend next year if I manage to finish the Maria Sea compilation.

>>732965

Make some xeroxes of your touhou threads and sign them in blood. Retail price 75 dollars.

>>732960
No, but I do believe that an 'American' is someone who lives on the continent of America and a USian is a person who lives in the US.

Plus USian is fun to say.

>>733005
He could probably get much more out of an auction.

>>733011

No one uses American in that context.

>>732965
Don't you ignore me Dan!

And for fuck's sake, come to ComicCon!

>>733033
SAITOOOOOU

Yeah, I'll see what I can do about Comicon. I'll have to see how much of my work (at my dayjob) I can finish before then.

Not that my dayjob is bad or anything. I really rather enjoy it.

Update your fucking website. I don't want touhou crap. God dammit.

-/a/

>>733048
You have made it clear that you enjoy Reimu more than Alice. Refer to >>732903

>>733058

gb2/a/nimesuki/

>>733062
I must admit, I do like to slide inside of Reimu and and grab her chest while she moans and presses her cheek into the floor.

>>733067

You mean, donation box, right?

>>733064
the FUCK you say

Fuck you Dan, fuck you. You're fucked up because you portray us Anonymous as little nuggets of shit, fucking everything up and screwing everyone's lives upside down, inside out with no compassion or whatsoever.
You fail at this. Go make a ronery one instead, and bring Anon's name back into the light.

>>733124

This is /jp/, son. Anonymous is at his worst here. That is why it is entertaining.

Truthfully, I love Dan Kim. He can write and draw whatever the fuck he pleases and I'll probably be entertained.

Yes, a madman: since surely there is something in madness, even the demoniac, which Satan flees, aghast at his own handiwork, and which God looks on in pity- some spark, some crumb to leaven and redeem that articulated flesh, that speech sight hearing taste and being which we call human man.

Someday your evil deeds will consume you, Dan!

I remember when Dan pretended to be a woman in /b/ and tried to sex me up.

;_;

>>733152
I think you're thinking of another board besides this one. /jp/ has some of the nicest and most loneliest anons

>>733124

Forgotten about /b/, have we? Anonymous is a horrible uncaring monster, and nothing can ever change that.

Fapping to this thread

>>733124
There's not just 1 Anonymous. Surely at least one Anon out there fits Dan's portrayal.

>>733231
There are only two people on 4chan: you, and Anonymous.

>>733152
>>733225

Nonsense.

Anonymous delivers when source is requested for. Anon puts threads back on track. Anon assists to sage when there is massive fail.

/b/ doesn't represent Anon, turd.