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>> No.7318670

Because the only girls I'm interested in aren't interested in me.

>> No.7318673

Because I don't want one

>> No.7318676

/jp/ has each other.

>>>/b/
>>>/soc/

Take your shit elsewhere.

>> No.7318677

Because I haven't gotten to Gensokyo yet.

>> No.7318678

Go away parents.

>> No.7318685
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7318685

because they have an extra dimention.

>> No.7318694

Because I like guys and I don't know where to look for other fags.

>> No.7318696

no exceptions

>> No.7318697

I have my waifu.

>> No.7318698

Read that huge thread on /cgl/ about vaginas, OP. You'll understand.

>> No.7318715

>>7318667
the last girl I did shit with claims I tried to rape her.....earlier this week.

>> No.7318724

Too much goddamn work.

>> No.7318730

>>7318715
Getting a girlfriend doesn't suddenly mean it's okay to fuck her, anon.

>> No.7318733
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7318733

I'm waiting till she gets out.

>> No.7318737

>>7318715
Did you?

>> No.7318748

>>7318730
What else are girlfriends for?

>> No.7318750

I do but she's not interested in me. How do I get her to talk to me?

>> No.7318753

>>7318750
Get her into Touhou.

>> No.7318754
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7318754

I wish /jp/ could be my boyfriend

>> No.7318756

because she broke up with me a couple weeks ago for being a shut-in.

>> No.7318761

>>7318694
You already found it

>> No.7318779

1.) Most women are uninteresting bores that only talk about shit they saw on TV last night

2.) It's all about ME ME ME ME

3.) Too much work, too much bullshit, not enough rewards.

4.) Constant bitching

5.) "Why didn't you call me last night?"
"I was sleepy so I went to be instead."
"I BET YOU WERE CHEATING ON ME WITH A SLUT. I HATE MEN!!!"
"Ok."

6.) Like OMG like OMG like OMG like OMG THAT IS like SOoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOOOO cuuuuuuuute!!~♥♥♥♥♥

Shut your goddamn mouth please.

inb4,
Not all girls are like that
Stop dating 13 year old girls
ur gay bro
etc etc

I've heard 25+ year old women talking like valley girls so spare me.

>> No.7318783

>>7318737
no I did not. She apparently considers cuddling after i got her off twice as "trying to rape her"

>>7318730
yes yes...

>> No.7318786

>>7318779
Are you gay?

>> No.7318789

>>7318698
/r/ link to it.

I need something more to read to curb me of my want for 3D pigs.

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>>7318786
Why do you ask? You looking for some friends?

>> No.7318808

Because I'm not a lesbian.

>> No.7318810

>>7318698
>Read that huge thread on /cgl/ about vaginas, OP. You'll understand.

Goddamn it was gross. Period threads? Grown women NOT EVEN KNOWING HOW THEY'RE VAGINAS WORK.

And you expect us to get anywhere near something that smells like bloated roadkill?

Women need to take their disgusting fucking problems somewhere else.

>> No.7318809

I want a cute /jp/ girlfriend (´・ω・)

>> No.7318819

1) I'll dig it if you own dakimakura, though I may be weirded out if the count is >4 (since they're expensive investments, I'd think it would've been better if you put the money in the bank or whittled off more of your college loan)

2) Personally I don't drink, but I don't mind if you do, as long as you don't drink to excess. I'd gladly pick you up beer on the way home

3) Be kind, respectful, and loyal; have common sense

4) If I work full-time I will contribute equally toward the house and expenses. If I work part-time or stay-at-home due to offspring caretaking, I will cook your meals, wash your clothes, and keep the house in good condition.

>> No.7318848

>>7318698
>>7318810
Link?

>> No.7318856

>>7318808
I wish I was physically capable of being a lesbian.

>> No.7318869
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>>7318848
>>7318848
Here you go

>>>/cgl/4434443

>> No.7318870

>>7318810
uh...they dont stink lol

>> No.7318933

>>7318856
I wish I was born with a dick. Nature's so unfair.

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