/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Happy Valentine's Day, /a/.

No. Reported.

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>>7312662
>>7312663
/a/, /jp/ same thing. Plus I'm asking if you're really like this.

>/a/
Can you even read?

>>7312668
Not the same. Fuck off and stop trolling.

>>7312670
Yes it is, you guys both obsess over waifus. Why are you guys getting so mad over a waifu mockery thread?

>>7312673
OH FUCK WE JUST GOT OWNED I'M SO MAD

>>7312668
>/a/
>/jp/
>same thing

>>7312673
What if I don't have a waifu? ;_;

>>7312673
I don't have a waifu and I didn't watch the video, but claiming that /a/ and /jp/ are the same is retarded. You might as well claim /tg/ and /v/ are the same board because they both discuss Neverwinter Nights sometimes.

>>7312660
Fuck off back to /sp/

>>7312673
Reported for trolling, again. Give it a break. This is the last post I'll be making in this thread but I will be monitoring it and reporting all rule-breaking posts.

>>7312685
I made a single troll thread and you guys treat me as if I posted gay child pornography. What is your problem, /jp/?

>>7312673
/a/ does it "ironically" though, meaning they can't admit that they're losers.

>>7312690
But you can?

>>7312690
>>7312694
Who gives a shit.

>>7312689
If you posted gay child pornography the reaction would be very different, as very few people would actually bother responding to you since it's guaranteed that a moderator would come along and give you a global.

>>7312697
Why are you people so angry though? Can't you take a joke though. I mean it must become redundant talking about waifus and shitty Jap chocolate all day.

>>7312689
Fuck off normalscum.

>>7312702
Who gives a shit.

>>7312708
I kind of do.

>>7312702
/jp/ doesn't really have a sense of humor.

It's just something about the board.

>>7312702
>I mean it must become redundant talking about waifus and shitty Jap chocolate all day.
Hilarious and unique troll threads like this are made on /jp/ all the time. This isn't even a clever one.

Now I have information that you people are super trolling. Good anti-troll. Someone tell me about the waifus though.

>>7312702
you seem pretty upset about this

>>7312715
I'm sad. ;_; But I think it's just a troll.

>>7312717
Just wanted to inquire about your odd customs.

>>7312719
So what's odd exactly about loving something ?

"You can't report posts because you are banned."
What the fuck? I don't even post outside of /jp/.

/jp/ is life

>>7312723
Loving a picture, a symbol of a character in someone's story. When you treasure the picture of a cat for example, at least that cat existed in real life as an intractable creature.

>>7312728
But what if that cat was not real, and you are in a coma and you're just delusional and everything is nothing more than a long dream?

>>7312732
Well then I guess I have bigger problems to worry about than being a complete fucking loser.

>>7312719
I'm bored, so I'll humor you.

Imagine falling in love with a person just from reading their diary. Even if you'll never meet them. Even if the person in question has moved across the sea in an age before mail, or maybe they'e been dead for forty years. But as you're reading, you can't but help but fall in love.

>>7312734
Wow, what a loser. HA! It was probably his mother's diary, the fucking queer.

>>7312728
That cat is probably a slut.

>>7312734
And now I want to find a diary and fall in love like that. Damn it anon. ;_;

>>7312737

>>7312745
I'm not mad, just laughing.

>>7312728
Suppose you keep a picture of a cat around and grow attached to it, and begin to attach emotional significance to it. Say you keep this picture on your desk for two decades.

Your emotional response to the picture of the cat has nothing to do with the fact that the actual cat was named Lisa and belonged to a young couple somewhere in Atlanta. You'll never see that cat.

If that cat didn't really exist, it wouldn't make a bit of difference to your life.

>>7312689
It's how we roll.

>>7312733
But what defines a loser?
I as a loser by your standard, thinks you are a bigger loser than most of us, you are so bored you actually create troll threads in a board slow like this, which will not grant you much direct anwsers, just the usual "gtfo" and their variations. But that suits your since you are over 300 lb and is so fucking slow you have to troll in a board slow as you so you can read the "gtfo" you got.

>>7312747
Why the fuck are you paying so much attention to a cat picture that makes you post on an image board about it? Don't you have work or something?

>>7312748
Nah, you seem mad.

>>7312737
Your mother was probably an upstanding young woman with dreams of love in her younger years.

>>7312749
Obama
Lebron James
Abraham Lincoln
-----Normal Line-------
Fidel Castro
....
------Loser Line------
You
/jp/

It's the official loser chart.

>>7312750
working is for peasants

>>7312750
I dunno. You brought up the cat picture so I ran with it. I was operating under the assumption that you wanted to have an actual conversation, but I guess I was wrong.

I love my waifu because of the ideas she brings. Even though the common thought amongst the /jp/ Touhou fan-base is that we will be with our waifus when we die, she still brings warmth to my heart.

It is hard to explain how walking up to having a dakimakura of her in arms with her smile greeting me from the computer screen makes me feel like I can do anything. It just does. Too bad I squander that energy doing fuck all.

My waifu makes these seemingly endless boring days of nothingness worthwhile.

>>7312752
Not really, she's pretty dumb.

>>7312751
Okay, I'm mad. You got me.

>>7312758
Somewhere up your maternal line there was probably one of them out there somewhere. They can't all have been retards.