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LOADING APPLICATION
"Ask a Sentinel anything" PROGRAM ENGAGED
DENIZENS OF /jp/, FEEL FREE TO ASK ANY QUESTIONS OR MAKE COMMENTS ABOUT THE SENTINEL UNITS OR VARIOUS TOPICS

>> No.7302110

why are you gay

>> No.7302118

>>7302110
SENTINELS DO NOT HAVE SEXUALITY

>> No.7302121
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7302121

Nitori wants to destroy you.
What do you do?

>> No.7302130

>>7302118
how do you know

do you like other sentinels

>> No.7302135 [DELETED] 

Op is clearly a [spoilers]faggot[/spoilers].

>> No.7302132

Why did you lose so much health recently? You gay or something?

>> No.7302138
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7302138

Momiji.

>> No.7302139

Op is clearly a faggot

>> No.7302142
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7302142

Momomomomiji.

>> No.7302151
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7302151

Momomomomomomomyon

>> No.7302152
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7302152

Hello /v/.

Are you enjoying Mount & Blade: With Fire and Sword?

>> No.7302153

>>7302121
NITORI IS NOT A MUTANT
HOWEVER, NITORI IS IDENTIFIED AS A THREAT AND MUST BE NEUTRALIZED
>>7302130
SENTINELS CAN ONLY FOLLOW ORDERS AND LOGICAL PROCEDURES
I HAVE NO FEELINGS TOWARD OTHER SENTINELS
>>7302132
OUR MANUFACTURING PLANT FILLED WITH HIGH-GRADE MATERIALS WAS DESTROYED
NOW ALL SENTINELS ARE EQUIPPED WITH B-GRADE ARMOUR
>>7302135
SENTINELS DO NOT HAVE SEXUALITY
>>7302139
SENTINELS DO NOT HAVE SEXUALITY

>> No.7302161
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7302161

Mofumofumiji.

>> No.7302166
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7302166

Escape.

>> No.7302169

>>7302138
UNIDENTIFIED OBJECT IS NOT A THREAT
>>7302142
UNIDENTIFIED OBJECT IS NOT A THREAT
>>7302151
UNIDENTIFIED OBJECT IS NOT A THREAT
>>7302152
NEGATIVE
SENTINELS ARE NOT EQUIPPED WITH A STRONG ENOUGH ONBOARD COMPUTER
>>7302161
UNIDENTIFIED OBJECT IS NOT A THREAT
>>7302166
UNIDENTIFIED OBJECT IS NOT A THREAT
TARGET IDENTIFIED AS Shameimaru Aya
TARGET IS NOT A MUTANT
TARGET IS NOT A THREAT

>> No.7302170
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7302170

Also Chen.

>> No.7302171
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7302171

>>7302153
Nitori wants to neutralize your shikidama.
Don't lie and say you don't have one.
I know robots have one too

>> No.7302177

>>7302170
UNIDENTIFIED OBJECT IS NOT A THREAT
>>7302171
YOU ARE INCORRECT
SENTINELS ARE NOT EQUIPPED WITH A SHIKIDAMA

>> No.7302181
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7302181

Hisoutensoku here.
Are you nuclear powered?

>> No.7302185

Why is sentinel, a superior masterpiece against Mutants, in /jp/, an inferior board, and not in /a/, a superior board?

>> No.7302190

>>7302181
NEGATIVE
>>7302185
THE "Ask a Sentinel anything" PROGRAM WAS CREATED TO FAMILIARIZE THE VARIOUS BOARDS OF 4chan WITH THE SENTINEL UNITS
/v/ HAS ALREADY BEEN NEGOTIATED WITH, /jp/ WAS MERELY SECOND ON MY LIST OF AREAS

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7302192

"no pan night 2"?
i'd better avoid the HELL outa /a/ just incase all the spam again

>> No.7302193

Why do you make bad threads?

>> No.7302198
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>>7302171

It is pronounced, "shirikodama".

>> No.7302201

Do you feel you are a failure to your other robot compatriots by not being mango colored?

>> No.7302202
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>>7302198

Get it right or you lose it.

>> No.7302204

Where is soviet sentinel?He's clearly superior

>> No.7302205

>>7302192
/a/ IS NOT A THREAT
>>7302193
THEY ARE A NECESSITY TO FAMILIARIZE 4chan WITH THE SENTINELS
>>7302201
I AM MANGO COLOURED
I REMIND PEOPLE OF THE New York Knicks
>>7302204
LOCATION IS CONFIDENTIAL

>> No.7302210
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>>7302169

>TARGET IDENTIFIED AS Shameimaru Aya
>TARGET IS NOT A MUTANT
>TARGET IS NOT A THREAT

A Tengu at full power would easily destroy a machination such as you.

>> No.7302214

>>7302210
TARGET HAS SHOWN NO HOSTILITIES
THREAT LEVEL IS NOT AN INDICATION OF POWER

>> No.7302227
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>>7302214

Sentinels have no activity in Gensokyo as technology cannot survive past the barrier without magic as a fuel.

Therefore the "threat level" of a Gensokyo citizen is null because it would be impossible for them to threaten you as
1. You cannot enter Gensokyo
2. They do not need or want to leave Gensokyo

>> No.7302237

>>7302227

They can't leave Gensokyo because nobody believes in them anymore.

>> No.7302238

>>7302227
THREAT LEVEL IS ZERO, NOT NULL
FURTHERMORE, TECHNOLOGY ALWAYS BEATS MAGIC ACCORDING TO ZUN

>> No.7302251
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>>7302238

>FURTHERMORE, TECHNOLOGY ALWAYS BEATS MAGIC ACCORDING TO ZUN

This is incorrect. It is simply that technology and magic cause each other to cease to work.

Alchemy doesn't work in front of a scientist, and robots don't work in front of a mage.

The entire reason for Gensokyo's shutting off from the world is to save the rest of magic as technology's growth has caused it to deplete. Not that it is innately superior, but that there is simply more.

However, a robot attempting to enter Gensokyo, where magic is bountiful, would be tantamount to suicide.

>> No.7302260

>>7302251
RESIDENTS OF GENSOKYO HAVE BEEN SHOWN USING TANKS AND COLLECTING WORKING PIECES OF TECHNOLOGY

>> No.7302265
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>>7302251
You're relying on such pitifully boring magic aren't you. From now on it's nuclear power! The nuclear age!

>> No.7302275
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>>7302265

Utsuho's power comes from a god as its source, and was given to her by a god.

>>7302260

Magic powered, typically an enchanted crystal or self sustaining magical formula.

>> No.7302283

>>7302275
THAT DOES NOT EXPLAIN THE PRESENCE OF OUTSIDE TECHNOLOGY, NOTABLY A Nintendo Dual Screen IN Morichika Ronnosuke'S POSSESSION

>> No.7302289
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>>7302283

Non-functional, brought in by Yukari.

>> No.7302295

>>7302283
a DS? Source please, nearest thing I can think of was a Gameboy...and an older one too.

>> No.7302301

>>7302109
Why are you here instead of finding those filthy muties ?

>> No.7302302

>>7302289
SOURCE IS UNRELIABLE
>>7302295
CORRECTION: A Nintendo Gameboy IN Morichika Rinnosuke'S POSSESSION

>> No.7302312

>>7302302
so basically it is highly likely that it is old and broken, hence why it'd be there in the first place.

>> No.7302320

>>7302312
ACKNOWLEDGED: TECHNOLOGY WAS FOUND IN AN UNUSABLE STATE

>> No.7302324

>>7302302
You forgot your trip. I thought machines were supposed to be infallible. I CALL SHENANIGANS!

>> No.7302342

>Rinnosuke was the one who gave Marisa the Mini-Hakkero. He stated that it is his own invention and that it merged the magic in Gensokyo and the technology from the outside
world (to which he refers as an outside form of magic that needs no spiritual power). He has also repaired and upgraded Mini-Hakkero at least once.

Also: I haven't played Dim.Dream yet, but wasn't Yumemi using a spaceship and other technology?

>> No.7302365

>>7302342

Rinnosuke was lying, there is no technology in the mini-hakkero, it is an imitation of a divine artifact, the Eight Trigrams Furnace, the Hakkero.


>Yumemi

PC-98

>> No.7302371

>>7302324
SENTINELS ARE NOT INFALLIBLE
WE MAKE MISTAKES QUITE OFTEN

>> No.7302377

If you Sentinels are so strong then why does Tron Bonne kick your ass every time?

>> No.7302381

How you you feel when I wreck your shit online because scrubs think that spamming your beams and drones from afar and spamming super armor moves up close will help them win?

>> No.7302386

>>7302377
Tron Bonne USES A HIGHLY ADVANCED FALSE SENTINEL AND HAS GENIUS-LEVEL INTELLECT
>>7302381
I FEEL NOTHING BECAUSE SCRUBS WILL BE SCRUBS
YOU JUST SALTY

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How does Hsien-ko's breast feel? Are they cold?

>> No.7302389
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Is Ganondorf sexy?

>> No.7302392

>>7302387
THEY ARE LARGE FOR HER AGE BUT RATHER COLD

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>>7302387
I love this zombie commie...

>> No.7302395

How do you feel about Super MvC3 coming out next year?

>> No.7302400

>>7302389
NEGATIVE
>>7302395
I HOPE FOR A BETTER STORY AND AN INCLUSION OF A CHARACTER FROM Monster Hunter

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>> No.7302423

>>7302417
DANGER
TARGET IDENTIFIED AS A HIGH-LEVEL THREAT
DISPATCHING SENTINELS IMMEDIATELY

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