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Falling in love with someone must be incredible... So, why don't you have girlfriends?

>> No.7294232

They have waifus.

>> No.7294231

To avoid sluts like you and your shitty selection for subs

>> No.7294236

Go back to /a/

>> No.7294238

but my gf is a toho xD

>> No.7294239

>>7294222
>Falling in love with someone must be incredible
>he still doesn't know that feel

>> No.7294233

For the same reason that you will never make a good post.

>> No.7294245
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>>7294222
Women are too complicated to me.
That pic pretty much explain everything.
/thread

>> No.7294247

Begone, riffraff.

>> No.7294248

Because I no longer feel enough to be able to interact satisfactorily for long periods of time with most people around me.
Such is the fate of one who tried to achieve something so impossible as I did, I guess.

>> No.7294250
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7294250

because I'l get killed

>> No.7294275

>>7294238
need that aya-worshipping tripfag like right now.

>> No.7294285
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7294285

I am not capable of loving humans and most other things due to alot of reasons.

I did like that old dog that i grew up with though.
I still miss that old dog..

>> No.7294345

>>7294222
B-but, but, I'm already in love with my waifu!

>> No.7294388

>must be incredible

Cool story bro. That must be why the majority of marriages fail within the first 10 years.

>> No.7294432

My true love is Knowledge. As such, I seek, inside my mind, everything that truly can be known by humans, spending all of my small intellect on my altruistic route to save this dying society and this deplorable dark world. My life is cold as ice. I am too broken to fall in love with people. However, I have no regrets, for my cause is a worthy one. I will not give up, and neither should you, fellow brethren. I know that you feel like me. Go on, you will be able to do it. Forever and ever.

>> No.7294450

I'd be an embarrassment to any girlfriend.

>> No.7294523

>>7294450
Don't say such hard and untrue words. In reality, any girlfriend would be an embarrassment to you!

>> No.7294534

Why don't you fuck off back to /a/?

>> No.7294540

Because people don't like it when I try to have a relationship with their 7 year old daughters, and they cause me lots of pain.

>> No.7294561
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7294561

Because the world hates me, pic related

>> No.7294573
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7294573

Women honestly aren't that interesting.

Why are you so fascinated by them, OP?

Most of them are quite boring people. Unlike men, they've never had to grow a personality in order to have a social life.

>> No.7294596

>>7294573
If I had a girlfriend, you can be pretty damn sure that her social life would be smaller than mine.

>> No.7294604

Why don't I have girlfriends? One is enough for me.

>> No.7294608
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>>7294596
>smaller than zero
>mfw

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>>7294608
aaww shit yo.

>> No.7294619

>>7294604
Pretty sure that OP was using "you" as the second person plural, which wouldn't mean that you have multiple girlfriends, but that of the group of /jp/edos, there would be multiple girlfriends attached to the group as a whole.

>> No.7294630

Too much of a hassle. I won't be able to take it easy.

>> No.7294629
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7294629

cuz they leech the HELL outa you, i should know as my sister leaches the HELL out of her boyfriend and she doesn't even put out

>> No.7294635

>>7294596
A woman can't have a social life smaller than a man's.

Everyone wants to breed with them, so they're in high demand.

>> No.7294642

>>7294635
Maybe that's why I don't have a girlfriend? I've never found a suitable woman.

>> No.7294646

I'm married. I'd post a troll-face image to go with this, except that ...

1 - I'm lazy
2 - It's true

>> No.7294648

>>7294642
That's probably why, yeah.

>> No.7294653
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>>7294646

>>7294629
*serious tone*

>> No.7294665

>>7294646
I bet that your wife is a whore.

>> No.7294679

>>7294665
I bet you they're a cuckold couple and he watches her getting fucked by other dudes.

>> No.7294697

>>7294665
No. She's a sex fiend, though -- I literally have arguments with her because I don't want to have sex nearly as often as she does. This is partially due to 3DPD, but mostly due to me never having had much sex drive to begin with.

>> No.7294705

>>7294697
Sounds like an eroge setup. I hope there are no young faceless men in the area.

>> No.7294717

>>7294697
>she enjoys sex
WHORE.

>> No.7294727

>>7294697
>I literally have arguments with her because I don't want to have sex nearly as often as she does.

What the fuck? We should trade, I'll take your wife and you can have my nothing.

>> No.7294732

OP here, what the fuck is this shit? Summer here already? I seriously didn't expect this many shitty replies.

>> No.7294763

>>7294697
Sounds like she's going to go look for that sex somewhere else soon. Prepare to get cheated on.

>> No.7294770

I don't have any girlfriends because I decided to go for a linear life.

Play > Study > Get a job > Get an apartment > Get a car > Get a girlfriend > Marry

Actually I'm at get a girlfriend right now... nothing left to procrastinate it with... except my ero.

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>>7294732
>[Splazm] Hana-Saku Iroha - 05 [522869ee](...).jpg)
>Falling in love with someone must be incredible... So, why don't you have girlfriends?

>OP here, what the fuck is this shit? Summer here already? I seriously didn't expect this many shitty replies.

>> No.7294776

>>7294771
Summer never left /jp/.

Endless summer is upon us.

>> No.7294798

>>7294222
>why don't you have girlfriends?
Because I don't feel the need to cling onto another person to make myself feel better?

>> No.7294805

>>7294798
Answering a question with a question?

>> No.7294875

>>7294805
Why not?

>> No.7294884

I don't want one and even if I did every woman I've met have been bland and boring as fuck.

>> No.7294888

>>7294770
Sounds like a fine life plan to me.

Are you still single, at this moment?

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>> No.7294996

I love my girlfriend, it is a wonderful feeling.

>> No.7295088

It feels good to have a 2D waifu whom I can make love to all day every day

>> No.7295100

I do and she's great. She even plays jrpgs and vns with me.

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7295117

You know the drill.

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