/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>a person of the female persuasion
Man, the trolls are out in full-force tonight.

Do you want to be called Ojousama?

>>729078
Do you want to be called Ojousama?

Not at all. Everyone loves maids and I doubt the Japanese would care as long as you bring money.

>a person of the female persuasion

Oh boy, this isn't obvious at all. Good thing for my keen detection skills or I would've fallen for it.

sage

They'll have sex with you right in the middle of the cafe for the benefit of all the other customers.

>>729081
I'm not a troll...

As to the other two... sure. It'd be fun to be called Ojousama by a cute girl in a maid outfit.

>weird
This is a normal website for normal people!

>>729083
goshuujin is still appropriate for girls. Ojousama assumes a shockingly high rank, particularly for gwailo.

>>729096
I have a frilly pink dress and silly pink hat you could wear.

>>729083
>>729085

Maid mind.

>>729106
I don't want to -be- the maid...

>>729115
See >>729108

>>729102
Does it? That's interesting...

There's a serious lack of Sage ITT.

>>729130

I know! It happened in the other thread, too! Fucking summer, goddamn.

>>729096
>It'd be fun to be called Ojousama

As a person of the male persuasion I'd like to inform the OP that there's no need to go all the way to Japan to find someone who'll call her Ojousama.

>>729115
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>>729144
True... I've heard there's a maid cafe open (or opening) in L.A. Or I could attempt to pick up a fanboy, but I don't think I'd have much luck. However, I think it'd be fun to geek out in Akiba, including a trip to a maid cafe.

>>729144

Why do you hate America?

lots of girls go to maid cafes.

but you are a man, op. no girls on the interbutt.

OP, are you Kaoru Mori?

>>729167
Yeah, yeah. So I've heard.

Don't worry, OP! I beleive in you, _and_ your vagina!

I really wish a mod would make a thread like this everyday and ban everyone who responds without saging. /jp/ could be saved!

ITT We all have vaginas. So... How about that menstrual cycle?

>>729174
Unfortunately I am not that awesome... I am a fan, though.

Go post on /v/ instead OP they'll give you the attention you desperately desire.

SAGE FOR SHITTY /V/ STYLE OP

OMGM GIRL ON THAR /JP/

Guys guys guys, female PERSUASION. I feel I'm a lesbian in a man's body, I'm certain it's the same with OP

You know, I hate to be the one to say it, but every post that says "I am ***" (man, woman, x level otaku, trap, what-have-you) tends to be shitty and can be written from a third-person perspective to avoid sageing.

tl;dr You don't have to be the first-person subject of your post, and you shouldn't be.

>>729190
... A thread like what, exactly? I've been lurking around the past few days and I've not seen a question like this posed. Or is it more because I (OMG NOES) actually said I was female?

kill yourself

>>729228

Let's try!

Hey /jp/! Is it normal for girls to go to maid cafes? Do they freak out or anything?

Is it weird for a person of the female persuasion to have a great desire to visit a maid cafe in Japan?

I am a bisexual man trapped in a woman's body. Can I stay?

>>729231

Yes. You could've said "I want to visit a maid cafe in Japan someday. What are they like? Do they serve females too or just guys? Anyone here have experience with them?" and it wouldn't be a troll topic. But no, you break the fundamental rule of the internet and look at the faggotry you've spawned. Fuck you and fuck the summer, I'm out until fall.

>>729248
>>729249
I get it, I get it. Sorry. Either way, I got my answer... so the thread can die for all I care.

Why would girls come here? All we post/discuss is Touhou, porn games, and general trollan' threads.

>Is it weird that I, a person who enjoys pretending to be of the female persuasion, have a great desire to visit a maid cafe once I finally make it to Japan? And would I even be accepted at one?

>>729231
Pretending your a girl for attention whoring upsets the weaboos on /jp/.

If you've actually had your balls removed, it's still attention whoring. You are not female, don't act like you are.

Follow >>729228 advice. At best say "hey guys, some girl I know wants to go to a maid cafe, would they laugh her out?"

AN EYESORE

>>729261

jp response: We don't think you actually know a girl, rather you just want to go to raep the maids yourself because your an otaku faggot.

>>729266

But there are plenty of female touhou fans, and female porn game fans.

>>729261
I don't think you know any girls, enjoy being laughed at.

>>729261
>your

>>729266
I've noticed that. H-games, Touhou, figures, and lolicon seem to be the main topics here. Not that I mind. I like H-games, figures, and lolicon. I hadn't heard of Touhou before, but... meh.

>>But no, you break the fundamental rule of the internet
This is as bad if not worse than the rest of this thread.

>>729295

Only because of your lack of understanding. The fault is with you, but you're too stupid to realize that.

>>729190
Great fucking idea!

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