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>introduce little sister to touhou
>she's 10
>she enjoys it
>she does a google search
>"Hey bro, why do they look funny in these pictures?"

What do I do

>> No.7282377

Post greentext like a true clow.

>> No.7282376

Go back to >>>/v/ with your greentext story.

>> No.7282379

"It's alright sis, they're playing. We can play like them, you know?"

>> No.7282378

You forgot
>be black

>> No.7282382

>>7282379
this

>> No.7282385

>Read greentext
>Post greentext
>I got nothing...
>The end?

>> No.7282390

>Fuck yo greentext, son.

>> No.7282396

>>7282370

it's pomf time

>> No.7282397
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>eating with one hand
>masturbating with the other
>can't post
>uses dick
>ants crawl into urethra
>scream
>get up
>walk to bathroom
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everyone walk the dinosaur
>clean self up
>walk back to computer
>piss and shit on the floor
>peach rings lodged themselves into computer
>/jp/ wants to fuck
>Richard Nixon rapes me
>spend 8 years in rehab
>diagnosed with autism
>live off government welfare
>burst into bears
FUCK YEAH

>> No.7282398

no i mean
this was in her browser history
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/905648/78rr-black_hair-black_legwear-breasts-condom-cum-f

how do i undo this

>> No.7282404

>>7282396
>pomf
Shut the fuck up. Take your memes to your fucking rotten asshole.

>> No.7282406

>>7282398
Blunt-force trauma to the head. You may lose a couple important memories, certain skills like reading and speaking, but it's the only way to be sure.

>> No.7282409

>>7282404
u mad?

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>>7282398
This is why you never mention the name of the games to kids, because Google loves putting porn sites at the top when you search Touhou.

>> No.7282416

>>7282409
Is that all you can answer with? A meme? Are you fucking retarded or something? How pathetic can you be?

>> No.7282419
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ITT

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>danbooru is the 7th result for touhou

>> No.7282427

>>7282398
That link is nowhere near the top of the Google results for 'touhou'.
0/10

>> No.7282432

>>7282427
look, her history goes from google, to danbooru, through danbooru, comes across that, history ends for the day

>> No.7282433

>>7282416
Are you new or something?

Also everyone who posted above does not belong in this board, for they do not know /jp/'s ideology, other than the necessity to reply to every thread ever made.

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>> No.7282441

You know there's cuckolding in this game, but is it 100 optional or will some ai fuck your maid if you are not watching?

>> No.7282456

Fuck off with my greentext stories.

>> No.7282457

>>7282432
You can see exactly what she searched for. "Touhou porn" maybe?

>> No.7282461

Please shut the fuck up, just beucause you don't follow my stupid stereotypes doesn't mean you don't have the right to browse the same shit as I. Anyone who talks to you is always a fucking asshole.

>> No.7282463

>>7282457
All she searched was "touhou". Then the next page was danbooru

>> No.7282465

Poor thread all the way on page 6.

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troll

>> No.7282498

>>7282378
>>>/b/

>> No.7282500

Please shut the fuck up, just beucause you don't follow my stupid stereotypes doesn't mean you don't have the right to browse the same shit as I.

>> No.7282508
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You should've been able to predict this would happen, OP.

>> No.7282515

>>7282370
>she does a google search
This is the problem, not Touhou.
She could google metamorphic rocks and you'd have the same problem.

>> No.7282518

This can happen when I repack to nei.

>> No.7282519

The problem is the stuff you are collecting is of the high school photobook type.

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I googled images of Touhou with safesearch deactivated, the first 30 images contained some questionable pics (Cameltoe, lesbianism, upskirts) but nothing explicit.

Also this
>>7282515
>>7282508

>> No.7282542

Oh what lovely images come to mind!

>> No.7282568

>>7282370
So OP, you wanna to clean her browsing history from the computer?
That's easy. If you are using windows, all you have to do is go to:
C:\WINDOWS\system32 and delete the whole folder.
I hope I helped you somehow.

>> No.7282573

Try running it using the Windows 2000 compatibility mode.

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>>7282568
Whatever OP. Stop bumping you are thread.

>> No.7282581

You are in I am thread.

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