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I'll take it.

If posting stops being so screwy. Yuuka is one of those characters that really grew on me.

>>7275965
Same here. She's so epic I'd love to see her in another game.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLJLikuv1ns

Ah, my sweet silver medalist.

Oh well...

>>7275953
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/File:Sh02yuka01.png

The touhou wiki has moved to touhouwiki.net, update your bookmarks.

They sure have interesting cattle brands over there in Japan.

This is probably chocolate.

Probably.

>>7276037
Of course it's chocolate. Yuuka has the power to make plants grow without the need for fertilizer, so she has no business getting near that other brown substance.

Elegant.

>>7276053

>prepared it just for you

Angry fudge?

>>7276064
I don't even wanna look that up in urbandictionary.

>>7276005
Nice.

>>7276077

Your imagination should be sufficient.

The best thing about this picture is the engagement ring on her finger.

>>7276005
Cool boobs, yuka.

Don't mind the celestial.

Class.
Flowers.
Femdom.

Baker Yuuka is, without a doubt, the best Yuuka.

>>7276021
god damn
her arm

>>7276149
Best Yuuka? I don't know. Best baker? Without a doubt!

Still haven't seen anything that surpasses this one.

>>7276162

At least there's something we can agree on.

Atleast Nurse Yuka doesn't seem as scary as Eirin usually seems to be.

>>7276149
I'm more partial to kinda-creepy, beautiful flower lady thing Yuka.

May I....

>>7276169
OP here. I agree.

>>7276176
Whoops.

>>7276162

Why is she so perfect?

>>7276176

More power to you, man.

>>7276185
Green hair.

I don't know you guys, but I cheer up my work hours thinking about how nice Yuuka would smell.

Such is my Gensokyo.

>>7276189

That's it?

>>7276194
Red eyes.

>>7276196

Surely that can't be all.

>>7276199
The best looking in plaid (not shown)?

>>7276196

Isn't that Mima?

>>7276207
Stop trolling.

>>7276176
Well, of course. The best part is that she isn't actually doing anything to be kind of creepy, but manages it all the same.

>>7276199
How about the supreme confidence in oneself and in one's own abilities required to wear so much plaid? That's pretty pants-shitting in and of itself.

>>7276207
Yuuka is known for wearing such pajamas. She also used to have longer hair, but cut it short recently.

>>7276196

Some ridiculously high percentage of all Touhou's have red eyes.

>>7276207

No comment.

>>7276215

>>7276210
>>7276212

So, green hair, red eyes, and the confidence to wear so much plaid and look good in it?

>>7276226
Whatever you get out of this one.

On the subject of old ladies and flowers, started building the flower stand today they should be open next week.

>>7276226
You're forgetting something.

>>7276233
I'd file that under "generally not giving one fuck".

>>7276199
She is the definition of beauty which I have not seen really any Touhou reach. You'd only imagine being strangled in her arms, smelling the sweet sunflowers and lilacs from her slender body. Looking up and seeing her smile would make you realize you wouldn't want her any other way.

I'm amazed I haven't seen a reply along the lines of this at this point yet...

>>7276212
I mean pictures like this.

>>7276231

She looks better without it.

>>7276238
Yes, that.

>>7276235
Well, I guess that's okay.

>>7276238
Beauty is secondary to elegance, which Yuka has in spades.

I've always liked her because she's the strongest touhou yet, Her power is gardening.

Its like getting to the final boss of a video game and it turns out it was your grandma.

>>7276226

She is ambiguous, on one hand, she looks orderly and tidy, on the other, she has an aura of chaos and uncertainty. She is enchanting.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ncq5XvTFPU

I don't know what it is about her. She's not exactly one of my favorites, but I started to like her more and more starting from when I started to play as her in Mystic Square even though I had no idea what she was saying.

This guy draws a damn fine Yuuka.

>>7276271

Riding in cars with youkai.

>>7276263
That and more is stressed in her.

>>7276233
I'm quite a fan of her dominant side.

>>7276233
>>7276279
Never understood why her and alice get paired so often but I love every second of it.

>>7276265
Supreme elegance tinged with menace.

>>7276283
They knew each other during the PC-98 games, and are the only characters to survive the transition into the Windows era aside from Marisa and Reimu.
Plus they're both antisocial, but in different ways. And you can easily see Yuuka as an M and an Alice as S.

I want to go swimming.

>>7276279

>>7276294
>And you can easily see Yuuka as an M and an Alice as S.
Er, other way around, of course.

>>7276297
Too much water drowns the flower.

>>7276294
You mean the other way around. Poor Alice always gets to be the shy one, and it kind of diminishes her own vaguely menacing charm, though. It's nice to see Alice get some power back in that relationship.

I have to say, I'm not a fan of sadist Yuuka.

>>7276302

>>7276300
I don't mind seeing Yuka with a few sadistic tendencies, but the S&M getup is a little extreme, if you ask me.

>>7276311
>>7276318
I respect and value your opinions.

>>7276311
Yeah, well, teasing is kind of part of her character. All Touhous trashtalk, but Yuka takes it to a new level.

I don't know why she would wear a bikini in a flower field.

I'm sure everyone can learn something from Yuuka.

>>7276340
It gets hot there

Yep.

Of course elegance and class are nice too.

>>7276340
That's because she doesn't. She's far too classy to.

No?

Sure i'll take it.

I really like this one for some reason.

>>7276391
ain't dat sum NTR?

Guess it doesn't count because nobody loves yuuka

>>7276391
That man isn't faceless enough.

>>7276401
NTR or self-insert, your choice.

Mamma Yuuka

>>7276401

But I love Yuuka

>Detected possible malicious code in image file.

What

>>7276427

It happens.

>>7276427
Yuka is probably the most malicious Touhou, barring Marisa.

>>7276037
What is it about coloured eyelashes that is so great?

>>7276454

Beats me, man.

http://youtu.be/ULGOLpTyYm0
Oh god, this song pulls at my heart.

>>7276625

Who the fuck are you?

>>7276639
I am me. Why is it important? Why not just bask in Yuuka's beauty?

I think I'm going to plant a few sunflowers this summer.

>>7276650

Why are you using a trip? Why do you think anyone should care who you are?

>>7276657
You obviously care some small amount. Why does it bother you?

>>7276657

Don't give him any attention. He'll be gone in no time.

>>7276680

He just started posting two days ago. Not him, but I think it's better to nip these idiots in the bud.

>>7276401
I should beat you up.

>>7276692

He came in with the confags?

Looks like someone has some anger they need to work off.

Don't you feel better already?

>>7276697
Are you frustrated?

no comment

You mean we used to have a good time in 2009, we talked about interesting things, there was no pocky, spam, green text, saten and the like thread. Let's have a thread because /rs/ fails.

>>7276908
That's my line.

>>7276915
Saten has definitely been a part of /jp/ since 2009.

Yep.

I think I will plant some sunflowers this summer.

Whenever I play plants vs zombies, I imagine it's Yuuka's house, and the lawnmowers are master sparks.

>>7277009

That's neat.

>>7277044
Well, I live in Kansas. Sunflowers are kind of difficult to not successfully grow.

Does anyone else plant flowers?
My favorites are lilacs.

>>7277065

>Kansas

No, but wild California Poppies show up where I live occasionally.

>>7277092
It's that mostly agrarian state in the middle of the continental United States, which is shaped like a candy bar somebody has nibbled on.
I'm looking into moving to Washington (the state) next fall, to continue college (I dropped out this year, got a job).

>>7276224
sauce plz?

>>7277120

I know what Kansas is. I just thought it was strange because you don't hear about people coming from Kansas here very often.

Also, I have an Anonymous friend from Kansas and I haven't seen him as much as I used to 'round these parts.

>>7277164
The population of Kansas is less than NYC, iirc.

>>7277104
More pics of Yuuka playing guitar please

Here have some happy Yuuka

You are glad I am so proud-of and/or happy-for myself but you are only trying to pointing things out from a not-so-regular perspective because you are tired of people shitting all internet communities for their own gains in general and not just here.

I absolutely love this artist's Yuuka.

Op here, you absolutely love me guys.

I'm still upset with Yuuka for placing higher than Aya in the last poll.

But I won't say more about that as I'd prefer not to start a fight.

>>7277233
Are you Yuuka?

If not you are still a good anon for starting this thread

>>7277239

Speak of the devil... how's it going, buddy?

>still upset

I don't care much for popularity rankings but that's just me. Aya was around 10, wasn't she?

Also, we're tied.

>>7277251
I knew going to Texas would be ugly, I just hope they pull it together.

I think this will work.

You still doubt it will automagically work in mmd without doing some corrections to the textures, etc.

>>7277273

It works for me. You really do like alternate outfits on Touhou girls, don't you? Is there anyone who doesn't, though?

There's a few Yuuka with pics with that "open shirt" look earlier in the thread. I think that's relevant to your interests.

It looks like you'll be playing at Comerica again in a couple of weeks. That ought to be fun.

>>7277297
I like the regular outfits well enough, it just seems like other posters have that covered so I try to post stuff that is different.

Think this lockout nonsense is winding down? Seems like it.

>>7277347

Variety is always good. It's a commendable on your part, really.

Regarding the lockout mess, it doesn't look like it'll end soon. We have to wait until the case gets bounced over to the appellate court and have them rule in favor of the league or hope they get back to negotiating in earnest. I do believe, however, we'll be seeing a new CBA before the end of the summer.

Ah, usually don't have every thread on the front page hidden at 2:30 AM, what a night.

Also, I'm not sure why this picture exists.

>>7277394

>commendable effort

I wonder what happened there.

>>7277405
I like it.

>>7277405

You should have been here on the weekend. /jp/ was being a special kind of icky.

>I'm not sure why this picture exists.

I can see why one could associate Yuuka with an AC-130 but I'm not sure how that thought first came to mind. So, yeah... it's pretty much "out there".

Ah, here we go.

>>7277450

Yes, that one is rather nice.

I want Yuuka to beat me to within an inch of my life.

>>7277450
Go on.

I definitely want to go swimming.

Alice is SO much better than Yuuka.
I'm not even trolling.

You are now imagining her licking your fingertips ever so seductively, nibbling little by little at your skin. She sucks your finger a little longer, savoring you. You smile and place your hand on her head. Just as you do this, she shoots a smile back at you, only you can actually sense the malice behind hers that is not present in yours. She sucks harder, licks more furiously and her teeth sink down further and further.

>>7277481
>I'm not even trolling.
Posting your opinion as an objective fact, and then assuring us that you are not trolling, especially an opinion contrary to the opinion prevalent in the thread, is pretty much the stock troll.

Tighter, tighter, tighter. Her mouth closes around your finger gradually. You feel her teeth begin to pierce through your skin, her tongue wrapping around to catch the blood trickling slowly from the opening she makes.

Pleasure turns to pain. You begin to feel your finger tearing apart. When you feel as if you can't take it anymore, you hear it, the one defining sound that tells you she's done playing with her meal. The crunching of bone inside her mouth. Your mind takes a second to realize how much pain you're in. You scream at the top of your lungs and attempt to pull out, but she keeps hr firm grip on you. You've pulled out slightly, enough to spray her face with your bodily fluids. For a second, she doesn't resist, and smiles, scooping up your nectar with her free and and giving it a taste. She puts you back into her mouth and sucks even more furiously, as you let out a stream into her mouth that doesn't seem to be ending. You try to hold it back, but it won't stop flooding into her.

Hellooooooooooo, nurse.

As you try to resist again, she forces you down to the ground and presses her body weight against you to pin you down. She continues her meal, moving further down your hand, eating little by little. The pain is unbearable, but it's far too late to turn back now. You are at her mercy, as she eats you little by little, finding pleasure in your twisted facial expression and moans of agony. In the midst of your painful ordeal, you feel something else, something down in your nether regions. You can't look down, you dare not even look anywhere below your neck right now, but you can certainly feel something. You realize what it is as you try to focus on it, and it's enough for you to face your fear and actually look down for clarification.

There she is, eyes closed, now up to your elbow sucking you dry with her closed eyes. You look down further and see her wildly grinding her hips, dry humping you as she bites down. She opens her left eye halfway, as if sensing that you've realized what she was doing. Her smile widens, she pulls you out of her mouth and moves her face up to yours. Paralyzed with a mixture of fear and excitement, you're too stunned to realize that she's just pressed her lips, stained with your blood, against your own. Her tongue slides past your lips easily, and intertwines with your own. Her lower body moves more furiously. She presses her crotch down harder on yours. As you proceed to slide your tongue into her mouth to return the kiss you realize it was a trap a moment too late. Her teeth snap down on your tongue like a bear trap. You attempt to pull away, but she holds your head in place with both hands. Ripping, tearing, pain. She's now chewing your tongue, sucking the stump of flesh in your mouth.

You can't scream anymore. You try, but nothing comes out. You try to flail around and push her off you, but she's got you pinned. She pulls her face away from yours after swallowing your tongue, and licks the blood off her lips. She slides one of her hands down your chest, making her way to your trousers and slowly removes them just enough to pull your member out. She holds you down onto the floor with her right hand as she pulls her skirt up. From your angle, you're only able to catch a glimpse of her thigh, but she's pulled her skirt up enough for your member to be hidden under it as well. She presses down slowly. You cannot see what's going on under her skirt, but you feel a warm, moist opening engulfing you. Little by little, she inches her way down. Finally, you feel the warmth wrap around your member from the base up. The hand that was holding you down on the floor moves up to your neck. You consciously take a big gulp, but cannot resist anymore when you feel her hand clamp around your throat. Pain screams from multiple points of your body, but the somewhere mixed in with this pain is pleasure. Your wind pipe is being crushes, your vision fades ever so slowly. She rocks her hips ferociously, her head is cocked back, mouth wide open, but you can no longer hear anything coming from those lips. Your vision completely darkens. In the darkness your body feels weightless. The pain is no longer there, you only feel pleasure. You were blessed enough to receive your final orgasm before your slumber.

>>7277492
Uh, you might want to spell check and proofread that, brother. I couldn't understand what you were saying.

I like being in one piece, personally.

Wonderful.

>>7277490
It's a scientific fact:
http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/news/2011/04/Alice-top-touhou-a-scientific-fact-claims-harvard.ar
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>>7277523

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2SSHBDwi24

>>7277523
>Link broken
Thank god.

>>7277523
Yeah your cool and shit...

>>7277524

I associate Yuuka with these songs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sj_U6vObUA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEDw9xgSmSc

I'm not quite sure why.

>>7277530
Alice is better,
Cirno is cooler.

>>7277542
I think this fits here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmaF6IOODFc

>>7277565

Like a glove.

>>7277547
S-s-so y-you like A-alice l-like... the roleplayer ruined my picture of her. Ditto on Cirno.

Just a few more, /jp/.

No one has mentioned that lovely umbrella so far.

>>7277601

It's nice, isn't it?

It's getting really late and I should be leaving.

It was fun, as usual, /jp/.

>>7277616

It didn't hit the image limit yet?

>>7278530
gonna watch the predraft speculation tonight? I can't gotta work.

Also image limit reached.

>>7278543

Wouldn't miss it for the world.

The thought of coming back to this thread helped me survive the day.

>>7278948

That's a good thing. Hang in there, Anonymous.

>>7278973

Thanks

>>7277121
Just want to mention that the sauce of that is April, by Shako.

http://www.mediafire.com/?xynznvgwzhy

nice to see this thread is still around