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How many eggs have you dispatched today? How do you prefer to eat your eggs?

>> No.7266361

I eat 5 raw eggs per day.

>> No.7266365
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7266365

Two eggs. I like em in omelette form.

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Now eating my third egg. Feels good.

>> No.7266372

When I was a lad I ate 4 dozen eggs every morning to help me grow large

Now every day I eat 5 dozen eggs so I'm roughly the size of a barge

>> No.7266373

Sunny side up eggs broken in rice with some meat is delicious and cheap.

>> No.7266376

I wish i liked eggs. They are so versatile and easy to prepare.

>> No.7266381

Oh man... I havent had eggs in a while. Boiled is the best. Add some soy sauce and holy fuck that's good.

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>>7266373
Raw eggs!

>> No.7266397

Just imagine that wonderful musky fart that Okuu would let out due to her egg diet. I wish she would sit on my face right when she lets a a huge sweaty one with bits of fecal matter and rubs it in with her large well endowed butt cheeks.

>> No.7266398

Over easy w/ toast is the way to go.

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>>7266372

You, sir, are my fucking hero for this post.

My fucking HERO, you understand?

>> No.7266403

Hard boiled. I eat my eggs like a real man, naturally.

>> No.7266413
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7266413

3 Easter eggs!

>> No.7266429
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>>7266403
Soft boiled! The white has to be a bit firm and the yellow stuff still fluid. With much salt on it! My favorite egg!

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>>7266354
I like chocolate ones personally. Normal eggs I hate.

>> No.7266438
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7266438

Parents try to force me out of my room to eat Easter breakfast with them, but I won't give up!!!

>> No.7266446

>>7266434

I don't get it...

>> No.7266462

>>7266446
Really? Shame, that. Perhaps it's better that you don't understand, dear.

>> No.7266464

>>7266446

She laid the eggs herself.

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>>7266446

>> No.7266474

No one appreciates my Okuu face farting post ;_;

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>>7266474
It's just nothing special here on /jp/ wanting Okuu to fart in someones face.

>>7266438
Stay strong! I managed to shake my parents off, too.

>> No.7266499

>>7266474

If it was literally any other Touhou, your post would have had me fapping.

>> No.7266510

>>7266499
WHY NO LIKEY OKUU

>> No.7266515

>>7266510

She's gross.

>> No.7266598

>>7266438
Oh yeah, it's Easter huh? Totally forgot about that... I'll go to the convenience store at 2am and buy some candy to celebrate...

>> No.7266622

/jp/ - unhealthy diet and shitty traditions general.

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YOU REALLY GAVE IT YOUR ALL OKUU...EEEEEEEEEH?!
(This is unexpected)

>> No.7266872

>this thread
Enjoy your cardiac arrests.
Maybe this way you can get into Gensokyo.

>> No.7270706

>>7266872
Most of /jp/ will enjoy those despite the eggs anyway.

>> No.7270708

Why do people eat raw eggs?

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