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7259822 No.7259822 [Reply] [Original]

Let's have a word on portals. Where would you go first if it happened to work? Personally I choose going to Hakurei Shrine, taking it easy with easy as hell Reimu, getting into hijinks when Marisa comes over, later getting drunk with everyone at our parties. Then build a relationship with everyone from there.

How would you go at it?

>> No.7259828
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I first have sex with Yukari because I am playboy

>> No.7259832

Take it easy in the human village. Also humans from the outside often have a celebrity status if they bring some "rare" item from our world. Could possibly be known as "That new human with the tiny box of lights" for awhile. Or be a handyman at Eientei.

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I'll be making a donation at the Moriya shrine first, if you know what I mean.

>> No.7259863

All of this is assuming I can keep myself alive. If I can, then:

I will donate to the Hakurei Shrine.

Then I shall go to the Human Village to learn Japanese and good manners.

Then I shall go to the Scarlet Devil Mansion and, well, that isn't your business.

>> No.7259876

First I'd need to find out what kind of Gensokyo I landed in. Is Sanae a slut? Is Keine a pedo? Are Meiling and Sakuya engaged?

>> No.7259905

I make a break for Hakurei Shrine and the border. No way I'm goign to survive in Gensokyo with this level of physical fitness and mental endurance.

>> No.7259914

wtf is wrong with yuuka's boobs

>> No.7259924

Mindbreak a few Touhou's with my faceless guy bros

>> No.7259928

>>7259924
Help them find their faces later, they're the ones keeping you alive.

No Touhou can stand up to faceless males

>> No.7259931

[X]Jump in the lake

>> No.7259945
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>>7259924
Hold it right there!

>> No.7259955

>>7259931
and have fun with cirno the bakaXD

>> No.7259982

I can't speak or understand Japanese so it would be really depressing

Or perhaps we could communicate using our bodies and the universal language

>> No.7259984

Probably die trying to earn Yuuka's pure affection.

>> No.7259985

>>7259822
I would beg sakuya to make me her personal slave.

>> No.7259988
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challenge yuugi to a fight (but not actually fight back)

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>>7259988
So something like this.

>> No.7260013

>>7259998
yeah, that's the good stuff

>> No.7260025

I'd like to wander across Gensokyo somehow. I'd probably need someone to help me though, so I might be stuck.

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Chireiden or bust. Probably bust.

>> No.7260032

Visit Marisa's hut. Than see where it goes from there.

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>>7260026
>or bust

I see what you did there.

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