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7255505 No.7255505 [Reply] [Original]

I'm fucking leaving the states!
Let me list the ways:
1) All the schools are full of assholes
2) Dumb people get promoted cause they probably blow the manager
3) All the women here are fucking whores who love being treated like shit by their asshole boyfriends and never think about the guys who are there to cheer them up when they call you at like 1am.
4) There is no culture!

I'm moving out of this shit hole, going to pack my bags and move to Japan. I've been studying Japanese for 5 months and getting better at it, plus I'm a little over half way my goal (about $2200 right now) Everything there is just plain better there. Better food, better video games, better culture, better shows, better anime, better women, better manners, better music, better everything!

Maybe if America shapes the fuck up I might come back with my future wife and daughter (who will be named Kagome) and show them where I came from but otherwise, sayonara baka desu desu!


inb4 Tsunami and earthquake jokes, they aren't funny and you should feel bad about making fun of people who are in crisis!

>> No.7255507

I guess it's an improvement over nuke spamming and "U MAD WEEBOOS?".

>> No.7255510

Oh, I almost wish this was serious. I kind of feel like being an asshole today.

Shame it's just another boring troll attempt. Not even a good one at that...

>> No.7255516
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>>7255505
>3) All the women here are fucking whores who love being treated like shit by their asshole boyfriends and never think about the guys who are there to cheer them up when they call you at like 1am.

>> No.7255520

>>7255510

You have to give some credit, the bar is so low around here this actually isn't that bad. I mean, unless it's pasta, he actually took the time to write out a fair bit and construct some kind of persona beyond just throwing out tired insults. At least he put some love into it.

>> No.7255528

>>7255516
tldr.
Japanese woman will embrace me!

>> No.7255531

>>7255505
Ken-sama?

>> No.7255545

>>7255516

I love this for two reasons.

It sums up everything I feel about those "i was there 4 u!11" guys.

It also confirms why I'd never want to be with a 3D whore. Fuck that ridiculously entitled attitude, the kind that emits from a bitch whose entire life revolves around petty relationships, culminating in her spewing that kind of "SERIOUS BUSINESS" ranting over what is essentially a very trivial subject.

>> No.7255563

>4) There is no culture!

>> No.7255589
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>>7255516

>> No.7255594

I remember when I went through that phase.
Then I grew up.

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>>7255531

I'm afraid not.

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