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How does marriage work in Gensokyo?

>> No.7239412

They knock you out and then drag you back to their house/cave/hole.

>> No.7239411

Civil marriage.

>> No.7239417

They dont.
Everyone fucks everyone and everything.

In general its all just one huge slut orgy.

>> No.7239420

Touhous are too smart to get married and give the state a right to interfere in their affairs.

>> No.7239508
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You exchange oaths to share everything with each other and then one of you takes the other's last name. Then after a few hundred years you adopt a child together.

Anything else is just to keep things interesting. After all, humans get bored of their partners in comparatively short couple of decades.

>> No.7239522

How can you get married to a force of nature?

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7239530

An elaborate ceremony or rape in a cave, it is not for you to decide.

>> No.7239548

>>7239530

>rape in a cave

That sounds pretty scary actually.

>> No.7239550

>>7239420
That's what they like to pretend. In reality, the state already interferes with their affairs on a regular basis, and Reimu is the state.

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>>7239550
assuming you have donated enough for Reimu to gives two shits about you.

>> No.7239570

What makes you think there would be marriage in Gensokyo? Marriage is a normalfag custom that takes place on planet Earth. Do aliens get married too?

>> No.7239573
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>>7239565
>He still thinks Reimu cares about money

>> No.7239582

>>7239570
Irony, because the aliens are currently the only married characters shown in Touhou. Reimu and Sanae's shrine maiden jobs force them to seek a husband when they come of age (or before, whatever).

>> No.7239609

>>7239573
>he thinks she doesn't

>> No.7239699

>>7239609
Secondary, read CoLA.

>> No.7239704

>>7239699
Secondary, read IotEaM

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>>7239704
>he thinks the Inaba comics are canon!

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>>7239582
Sanae has had several husbands already though.

>> No.7239726

>>7239719
says the crowslut

>> No.7239727

>>7239704
>She doesn't listen to others and has no understanding of the concept that things have a value, a price. To her, money is nothing more than some sort of paper or metal

>> No.7239736

>>7239726
Yes, the irony was intended.

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>>7239726
>>7239719
Stop that.

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