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You know what really sucks about Yukkuri Abuse? The script is always the same. This is it:

Mother Reimu:

Yuuun! Take it easy!

Baby Reimu

Chake id eajy! Yu!

-Mister Human Appears-
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dialog Option A (JUSTICE! story)

Mother Reimu:

If the little one lets you take it easy, give us sweet-sweets!

Baby Reimu:

Fork dem ober!
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Dialog Option B (non-justice story):

Mother Reimu:

Yu? A mister human?

Baby Reimu:

Chake id eajy mishter human!

------------------------------------------------------------
Mister Human:

Time to die, cunts

-Mister Human starts torturing Baby Reimu-

Baby Reimu:

Chabe Me Mwom!

Mother Reimu:

Little One!!!!!!!

-Baby Reimu dies-

Mother Reimu:

Yu....yu....little...one

-Mister Human kills Mother Reimu-

Mister Human:

I am so fucking awesome

THE END

This is the script every.single. time..

>> No.7235725

lemon party: the movie

>> No.7235730

wepowded

>> No.7235731

You know what really sucks about Yukkuri Non-Abuse? The script is always the same. This is it:

Mother Reimu:

I luuuuuv ju !

Baby Reimu

I luuuuuv ju two !!

THE END

This is the script every.single. time..

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Forgot my image.

>> No.7235743

Now pretend its all in Japanese. And illustrated by an autistic 25 year old.

Added bonus: the comments it would receive on One Yukkuri Place:

(For the JUSTICE version)

XXcoolguyXX:

Those shitheads got what they deserved! If my kid said that shit to me I'd fucking kill them too.

(For either version)

MyLittlePonyFan1611:

This made me literally cry. They just wanted to take it easy. ;_;

JusticeItEasy:

Here's part 1 of my 16 part essay on the behavioral characteristics of Yukkuri:

DarthSithXXX:

Oh man those Yukkuri got owned! BRB going to masturbate to it

>> No.7235771

Daily /jp/ board rules reminder thread (condensed form). Full rules at: >>http://archive.easymodo.net/jprules.php

Rule 1: Take it easy.
Rule 2: Don't respond to trolls.
Rule 3: Don't use smilies/emoticons - Smilies aren't accepted in /jp/, please refrain from using them. Exceptions: ;_; (Life-like texture ;_;), 2ch smilies and ransmirk.jpg
Rule 4: Keep your memes in your board - We aren't meme fans, try to keep your memes in /b/.
Rule 5: Irony is art. Sarcasm and irony are funny, however "LOL I DONT LIKE THIS SO I HAVE TO ACT LIKE A RETARD XD" isn't accepted.
Rule 6: Be tolerant. Excessive swearing and "rage" isn't cool.
Rule 7: Avoid trolling. Please know when to stop.
Rule 8: GETs - GETs are dumb and boring, nobody cares about a stupid number.
Rule ⑨: Requests - If you want to download "X," check /rs/ first.
Rule 10: Reports. Don't make single-word posts saying "reported," it only leads to dumb meta-arguments about what "/jp/ really is about."
Rule 11: Images - Refrain from posting lewd or NSFW images. Ecchi is fine. If you do post a NSFW image, at least spoiler it and warn about the content.
Rule 12: Don't be a "normalfag" - Most of the users here are loser weeaboo "NEET"s. Normals are not welcome here.
Rule 13: Sage - In general, sage doesn't have a negative connotation in /jp/. It doesn't mean "I HATE YOUR POST," it's just a command that lets you post without bumping.
Rule 14: Grammar and spelling - Type coherently.
Rule 15: Tripcodes - Don't use one without a good reason.
Rule 16: Don't post an ambiguous doujin/picture without the source. Otherwise you'll start a "sauce request" shitstorm.
Rule 17: Don't roleplay - Roleplaying is retarded, if you want to roleplay, go somewhere else.

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>>7236665
awww

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>>7236672
Yeah, we're people who can take it easy. Are you going to come with us? No, we don't eat yukkuris.

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>>7235771
>implying they are rules

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>> No.7236786

China types are best. They guard your items, loyal as fuck, can't talk and always have a good mood. All the others are trash, destroy'em.

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>> No.7236945

why

>> No.7236951

FUCK YEAH MOAR

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Wannabe Wannabe Wannabe Psychopaths are really fucking silly.

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>> No.7237074

fuck yeah yukkuri thread, eat shit moralfags

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>moralfags

>> No.7237088

>>7237074
i always see this same post on every yukkuri abuse thread
is this you?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEoDnr0XRXc

>> No.7237092

>>7237088

nope man, you got the wrong person, i think that one is you, and you look pretty butthurt

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>> No.7237106

>>7237092
pulling asspulls i see

can you just please stop posting and let me enjoy the fucking pic dump?

and by ''butthurt'' you seriosly are by replying to non-existant moralfags seen in
>>7237082
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>> No.7237142

Why you are not organized decently OYP? Just why ;_;

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wow. flood protection is brutal on /jp/

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15 -- continued in "selfish mother" series.

>> No.7237217

BRAVO

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>> No.7237785

Can we please just ban yukkuri from all boards? This shit is dumber than Jissouseki.

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any doujin Reimu abuses Yukkuri Reimu ?

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>>7237855
Nope. But I do have a doujin everyone meets there respective yukurri versions of themselves. No violence.

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Damn flood detection

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Well /jp/, I'm off for now. Gonna sift through an entire abuse series in OYP. Might post chapter 2 later.

>> No.7237982

>>7237915
Your posts were much appreciated.

>> No.7238010

>>7237915
Thanks for the good read

>> No.7238017

>>7237982
>>7238010
Stop bumping your shitty thread. Reported.

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