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>Visit girlfriend's family for the first time
>Say hello to her parents
>They don't seem to like me
>Girlfriend starts cooking dinner with her parents and they tell me to relax
>Decide to go and say hello to her brother
>Knock on his door and walk straight in
>It's filled with figures and anime DVD
>"Oh hey cool figurines. Didn't know you liked anime and manga."
>Talk anime and manga with him for a long while
>Invite him over to my place if he wants to look anime with me
>Walk out of the room and see my girlfriends mom crying
>Girlfriend then told me that her brother haven't spoken to anyone else than the family for years and he haven't left his room for 9 months
>Make him go with cons and shit with me
>My face when her parents now loves me

>> No.7232414
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>>7232404

>Visit girlfriend's family for the first time
>girlfriend's family
>girlfriend

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, YOU FUCKING NORMALFAGGOT RETARD.

>> No.7232415

>girlfriend
Get out.

>> No.7232413

Wow that's actually a pretty nice story but
>girlfriend
also too much green.
Please leave

>> No.7232416

>>7232414
Go to bed Ryan.

>> No.7232419

>girlfriend

Here's where you blew your only credibility.

>> No.7232421
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>girlfriend
not waifu

>> No.7232424
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>>7232416
>implying that me and Ryan are the same person, when my name clearly states the different.

Also, fucking reported cancerous thread, OP, please FUCKING kill yourself, normalfaggot, cancer, fucktard, weepy cuntbag, moron. UGHHHH

gb2/a/ pls

>> No.7232432

>>7232424
Go to bed Ryan.

>> No.7232434

You know, if this actually happened, this is a surprisingly heartwarming copypasta.

Also, I never realized smirking MoF Aya was so bugeyed.

>> No.7232435

>>7232432
>>7232424
>>7232421
>>7232419
>>7232416
>>7232415
>>7232414
>>7232413
Hello trollbait, how goes it?

>> No.7232436
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>>7232424
both you and OP get out

>> No.7232441

You're out of order! You're out of order! The whole goddamn thread is out of order!

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>>7232435
Reported for trolling outside of /b/.

>> No.7232447
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>>7232436
Well, just fucking ignore the thread if you don't like something in it, nigger moron.

Also reporting, but it doesn't seem to work.

>> No.7232452

ancient copypasta is ancient

>> No.7232472
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>>7232447

>> No.7232495

>>7232447
I hate to do this but
sauce?

>> No.7232503

>>7232447
Reported for racism outside of >>>/b/

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>>7232495
No idea, I don't even read mangas/watch animu/play touhou/and read/play vns.

It's just some random picture I saved from /jp/.

>> No.7232539

Nice story, although I'd like to suggest you to lie in the future. Say your girlfriend is your cousin or something. You know, like underage people should just pretend they're 18, women should act like men etc.

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