/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I'm too embarrassed to go to the doctor or buy anything for it. I'm quite afraid as summer is coming up, which always seems to aggravate it to an extent where I bleed for a good 5 minutes every time I got to the bathroom.

I've been glued to my chair for along time now and have never encountered hemorrhoids.

[x] genuflect

This thread is so bad it made my ass start bleeding and I don't even have hemorrhoids.

It is the man way to have menstruation.

>>7231419
>Mokou de Fujihara

>>7231427
>Toramaru Shou

>>7231435
>Yuyuko as stage 1 boss

>>7231439
>Nameless Midboss Divine Spirit as stage 1 midboss

>>7231444
>OST sounds like IN but stage 3 theme not nearly as memorable as Old World
>Kaine

>>7231454
>Sanae
>boots

haha this thread is funnay, yea i've got 1 to
>Nbai- awfundu

>>7231479
>combo breaker

>>7231404
I heard that they would shamelessly stuff their hand in there and examine around. I dont know if my virgin like maid spirit could take that.

This made me remember once when i had infection around my ass cheeks and my mother told me to go see doctor.

Well once i got there she told me to strip off my pants and bend over. I did just that, she was doctor all right.

In this act she replied; "you did that quite fast boy" and smirked at me.

I shed stears of shame after the visit. But my ass cheeks were good as new.

With my ass being groped and maintainced all the time i've become to know how women must feel like.

I was expecting this thread to be about undonge anal.

>>7231999
Anonymous anal is fine too

Pluck out all your anal hairs. No more hemorroids.

something to make you feel better, OP

Normally, I would say this is too meta or some shit. But I just had to get a hemorrhoid removed a few days ago, complete with a knife getting jabbed at my anus and all thanks to a job physical/drug screen, which I'm going to fail anyway. Have some Reisen as encouragement.

>>7232020
This and furious anal masturbating is probably what caused mine. Besides, it's a hellish task and I even got an epilator.

>>7232020
what the hell does anal hair have to do with hemorroids?
also, im pretty sure having ingrown anal hair would be a pain in the ass..

>>7232045
lewd useless bunny

I don't think it's too bad after a while.

>>7231393
Wow dude you're a gigantic homo. Kill yourself!

>>7231393
So, let me get this straight... You made this thread because you're butthurt?

>>7232094
I was cured, i just try to encourage kids to brush their teeth if you know what i mean.

I've had the same problem OP but they disappeared on their own.

Can't say I've had them often, probably because I sit on my leg most of the time rather than my ass.

>>7233351
I'm sorry if you've been misinformed but you can't be cured of hemorrhoids except by surgery.

>>7233351
What does brushing teeth have to do with hemorrhoids?

>>7231730
Was the doctor attractive?

>>7233402
No

>>7233385
>you can't be cured of hemorrhoids except by surgery
Quit pulling fake shit out of your ass

>>7233402

>>7233435
I'm sorry if you've been misinformed but you can't be cured of hemorrhoids except by pulling them out of your ass via surgery.

>>7232045

>Normally, I would say this is too meta or some shit. But I just had to get a hemorrhoid removed a few days ago

This is the problem with /jp/.

>>7232045
Knife up your ass? Wow, i think you've had it worse than me.
Were you awake trough the whole operation?

once something bit me while i was sleeping or something and my face was all swole and red and shit. i went to the doctor and she told me to strip off, then gave me two injections in both my buttcheeks. i don't know what that had to do with my face but i was cured.

NEET here who is NOT GAY, i sit on my ass all day 24/7...will i get hemorrhoids...don't troll ok.

>>7233539
Yes. Though, you'll probably get hemorrhoids no matter what you do, they're pretty common.

>>7233539
Very likely. See you at the clinic.

Where your ass will be mine.

>>7233548
just read up on wiki, being human is suffering.

>>7233539
>>7233567
Reported for ban evasion

>>7233571
that feel when you get confused for someone else even tho your anon...

>bunny girl with striped pantsu
>older woman with long braid and back-breakingly large breasts

why are the moon people so attractive?

I hope I never get them. I'm extremely sensitive to pain.

>>7233567
We're only well-designed up to the point where we make fuck. After that, nature stops giving a shit.

>>7233522

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Injection_(medicine)
>Injections to the buttocks are known to reach the bloodstream quickly due to the large amount of muscular tissue and corresponding blood supply.

Oh yeah, I've had them a few times. They're not so bad, just don't push too hard when you're shitting, that's how you end up getting them.