/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Grovel and weep.

Embrace homelessness.

Cry and tell them you don't know how you are going to continue with your life. No-one will kick out a suicidal, crying, manchild.

As your parents berate you for being a tru NEET just pull your dick out and start masturbating while staring at them.

Try to be humble and grateful, even if you get kicked out you can convince at least one parent to give you money occasionally.
Be as truthful as possible and give in to any reasonable demands. Try to make the "changes" stick as long as possible too.

>>7222426
how old are you

Don't let them kick you out, leave before they can. Then you can spread joy across the world as the greatest hobo to ever live.

>>7222437
28

>>7222441
and how many more years you did imagine to stay ?

>>7222439
I actually want to do this. All I want is to make the world happier and bring love to people, being a wandering hobo may be the best way to have chance encounters with people and give them some happiness. But I will just be a scary homeless man and people will be afraid of me ;_;

>>7222444
Honestly I didn't even expected to live this long

>>7222441
>about my NEETism and social anxiety
Try to play the mentally ill card and try to seek professional health.
>28
If you are in America I doubt you still have insurance though...

Just bullshit about how you'll start looking for a job. Works for me.

>>7222450
Did you ever consider to get a job?
Get a part-time job work a few hours everyday.
Should keep your parents happy and you get some money

>>7222448
Learn to play an instrument. People love instruments with homos.

>>7222441
Its time to leave the nest for god sake.

Just go see your doctor and have him/her send you someone and get yourself signed off as a aspie to aquire welfare money and move the fuck out.

This should all be very easy unless you live in some shitty thirdworld country.

>>7222448
Let us wander together, friend. We shall journey to South America and start a new life there.

>>7222453
Worked for me until they thought I was lying (I actually wasn't) so they would have me fill out applications in front of them and watch me turn them in, After the 20th failed they made me go into school which isn't so bad because I convinced them that I couldn't handle more than 2 classes a semester.

>>7222450
I know that feel, if I am still alive at 35 I may just end it myself.

>>7222476
Why would you end your life ?

>deerp herp herp hurf

yeah, go die in a ditch someplace, shitposting retard

your parents, too

Tell them you love them and ask for a raise in your allowance.

>>7222472
has anyone been successful at getting a diagnosis of Aspergers?

What kind of test do they run?

>>7222505
Aren't you born with aspergers? It's not really something you develop. Getting diagnosed at 28 seems hard.

>>7222496
Calm down

>>7222510
one of the symptoms of Aspergers is that you can't interact with people normally.
That seems like there might be people that don't know they have it.

I'm also about to have this same talk, but in front of a paid psychologist who will determine if I am to receive benefits. The stakes are a little higher for me, and I am scared shitless.

>>7222510
Should be fully possible.
I got the diagnosis at 22 i am 23 now, and quite frankly i dont have it.

Just play your cards right and shit should be no problem.

>>7222527
be glad you're anonymous on the other end of an internet connection or two from me

So you don't want to work and make excuses to not grow up.

Kill yourself.

>>7222626
Don't take your suffering out on others.

Pro tips: Finish a career/get a job and man the fuck up.

>>7222633
You know, there are people who actually have a valid excuse to not work and not come out of their homes, but you know what? That doesn't stop them, you useless piece of shit.

>>7222642
Forgot my pic. <3

Go to your local community college and enter an apprenticeship program.
Or better yet, learn Japanese until you're fluent and work as a translator for /jp/.

If you can afford the plane ticket, be homeless in Hawaii. You can practice your Japanese on tourists and you'll never die of exposure.

Go out and get beaten up. You'll feel boss for having survived a fight and the medical debt you'll incur will serve as an impetus to find work.

>>7222510
>Aren't you born with aspergers? It's not really something you develop. Getting diagnosed at 28 seems hard.

Depends how you look at it, Autism is a sliding scale. Aspergers is towards the lower scale of autism, it's all shades of grey - so it's easy enough to go through life with people thinking 'oh he's a bit shy'.

Some sites on autism have had people in their 60s getting diagnosed with it, they've lived their life knowing they were a bit different but, having not lived on /jp/, not had the idea of AUTISM HO shoved in their face each day.