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You wake up next to this, what do you do?

>> No.721615

Have sex with her eyebrows.

>> No.721626

Cry.
For more reasons that I can put into words.

>> No.721627

get my DXXK out.

>> No.721635

obviously the LHC was activated and the real world no longer exists. Go find Sanae.

>> No.721636

>>721627
and go back to sleep.

>> No.721639
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YUKARI?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BED?!

>> No.721679
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721679

What would Marisa smell like? I'm thinking some kind of exotic soap, sugar plums or something like that.

>> No.721686

>>721679
Marisa bathes?

>> No.721684
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>>721639

>> No.721690

>>721679
That's not Marisa...

>> No.721693

>>721679
Mushrooms, mold, dew, and forest... lots of forest.

>> No.721694

I'll take off my glasses and slice that gaijin dog into 17 pieces.

>> No.721702

>>721690
Oh, you're right. Hurr.

The questions still stands, though.

>> No.721704

tell it to get in the kitchen

>> No.721706

>>721611
[x] GENUFLECT

>> No.721707

>>721702
She smells like Portals

>> No.721712

>>721635

Beat me to it.

>> No.721716

>>721679

Mushrooms, theft, despair, and alpha female pheromones. Pretty musky.

>> No.721734

>>721702
question*

I are internets brainsmart

>> No.721803

>>721734
Perspective on that picture makes it look like she was chopped in half.

>> No.721847

>>721803

FUCK YOU.

NOW I CAN'T UNSEE IT.

>> No.721855

>>721803
that's the power of gaps.

just think of what she can do in bed

>> No.721878
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>>721803
This better?

>> No.721896

>>721878
Yes, a bit. still looks like some bloodless guro though. can't unsee.

>> No.721951

>>721611
humm i sleep naked so i would feel very awkward as a naked fat man waking up next to a hot godlike being who also appears to be naked but then I'd be very polite and introduce my self and offer clothes food and a shower whale i my self put on clothes

>> No.722038

>>721951
>shower whale
Whatever this is, I want one.

>> No.722058

>>721878
looks like she's popping out of a giant black vagina.

>> No.722069

>>722058
The worst kind of vagina.

>> No.722061

>>722058
It's Aya's cloaca

>> No.722063

FUCK THE MODS FUCK THE MODS FUCK THE MODS FUCK THE MODS FUCK THE MODS FUCK THE MODS FUCK THE MODS FUCK THE MODS FUCK THE MODS FUCK THE MODS FUCK THE MODS FUCK THE MODS FUCK THE MODS FUCK THE MODS FUCK THE MODS FUCK THE MODS FUCK THE MODS FUCK THE MODS

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