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6 more years

Six more years to my journey

>>7202223
Soon enough! Shit I'm getting excited only 7 more years.

7 more for me. Can't wait.

About 10 left. If I do not receive my powers, I will kill myself.

needs [Ayako] in the filename

SICP thread?

i can already make my waifu do whatever i want and look however i want, soon in real time.

this is a marked progression from back when i was a teenager when all i could do was look at unmoving images. so, this must be true.

given the above it seems plausible that in six years i will be able to summon her into the real world in some form.

I am an archmage, and I will gladly teach new wizards what to do with their powers.

Be careful, in the last few years they start sending out assassins. Don't trust any female who appears to be sexually interested in you if you are in your late 20s.

That feel when you'll never become a 30 year old wizard

source? this sounds like a great vn plotline.

seven years

>>7202255
Viral Marketing Education for 30 Year Olds

>>7202223
>a young male virgin
>male virgin
>male
nope.jpg
i hope i'm gonna at least become a witch instead...

Reported for anime on /jp/.

Four years away. I'll be sure to prepare a /jp/ mansion on the other side of the border once I obtain my powers. You young kids are welcome there once you attain wizardhood.

>>7202243

if you use your powers to conjure your waifu and finally be together, do you lose your powers and disappear after you bless her with child?

but what if you're a little girl

>>7202294
wow thats deep

>>7202294
No, because I'm sure everyone would still claim she's not real.

And you can't have had sex with something that's not real, right?

It's kind of like, "if tree falls in the forest, does it make a sound?"

All part of being a wizard.

so wait, after achieving wizardhood would we need a new terminology for our significant other?

Does losing my anal virginity count me out? I'm still a virgin in the front.

I've been searching for an answer to this question for some time now and I demand and answer now.
Does gay sex count?

>>7202341
Japanese strictly separate "male virginity" (童貞) and "female virginity" (処女). However, it's not about gender, it's about giving or receiving, hole or phallus. Dickgirls using their penis for the first time are losing their 童貞, even though they're define as female. And boys getting anally penetrated for the first time are losing their 処女, even though they are male. The virginity we're talking about in this thread is 童貞.

So in summary, you can use your ass as much as you want, just make sure you never stick your penis in anything.

>>7202341
>>7202348
Yes.

Perhaps an exception can be made for rape victims, but I can say with confidence that if you've had the experience of willingly being with someone who considers you sexually adequate you have no need for magic.

>>7202372
Alright, I have to ask.
What about inanimate objects?

>>7202372
Disagreed. The word must be interpreted by its spirit, not its letter.

>>7202372
Oh good, I'm in the clear then. I can't wait to get my powers.

>>7202377
Well, in the anime which the screenshot is from (not the source of the quotes, though), a sex God whispers this in the ear of the protagonist as he's about to fuck a blow-up doll. Which implies that he wasn't going to lose his virginity by fucking that doll.

It's hard to find objective proof, but it's generally perceived that you can't lose your 童貞 to a toy. Vaginal 処女 might be a little different, due to the association with the hymen.

>>7202405
Pretty sure you can't lose your virginity by shoving two fingers up there. That's just silly.

>>7202379
>Perhaps an exception can be made for rape victims
That's a load of my mind.

>>7202413
No one really cares that much about anal virginity anyway, because an anus feels better after having been worked a little.

>that feel when you're a 31 year old wizard talking to high school kids on the internet

>>7202452
That's why you should avoid /a/ and /v/. /jp/ is mostly filled with people in their twenties.

>>7202452
lol go to bed grandpa get a life failure

>>7202457

That's a little optimistic nowadays.

>>7202452

Will you turn me into a cute girl?

>>7202452
That feeling when an old man uses shitty memes near you.

>>7202452

lmao mfw you are basically older than my dad

i am creeped to the MAX... y u on the internets??? gb2marriage oldfagot

>>7202484
Hey, king of shitposts, were you banned on /v/, so you have to grovel here among us, autists?

I've spent my entire life fucking around online for the past 9 years

I'm 18 ;_;

Those years are apparently some of the most important. No wonder I'm emotionally stunted. My youth has been wasted and will be wasted.

Oh my, sometimes I just want to die and die and die

>>7202498

prognosis: M to the AD
with mild symptoms of buttpain

i prescribe for you a 9-month course of ANTI-BIMATICS, along with some cardio so u don't have a f'ing heartattack everytime you get this mad over the internet (ROFL)

mfw old men dont have anything else to do but shout at me online

no wonder you guys are still virgins at ur age while i am a KING already (as u kindly noted)

>>7202522
So were you banned for your idolshitting or not?

>>7202541

lemme tell you one place i'll never be b& from

ur momma's bed

R-O-FL

>>7202379
>>7202372
Stop giving them false hope. We already confirmed in past threads that these 'people' are ruined.

>>7202552
Rape victims too, huh...

32 y/o here. You don't get shit. Pun intended.

>>7202552

You shouldn't try to shit on people just because you're subconsciously bitter. I'm not a virgin but I'm fairly sure (despite how much you're no doubt 100% certain on every detail of the life of someone you've never met) my circumstances were exceptional and won't be repeated. What I'm saying is that grouping people into binary categories is quite juvenile.

Doesn't bother me though, I don't want to be a fucking wizard.

>>7202560
Better luck next time.

>>7202550
What the hell, are you afraid to confirm you got raped by a mod or something? Shit like that happens daily.