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parcherie

Somebody jizzed in Patchi? I thought she was gay for her lesbian vampire boss.

What does the text say?

smelly patchy

Patchouli is the only confirmed virgin in Touhou. She is anemic from having her blood sucked by Remilia, and vampires only drink the blood of virgins. Sakuya and Hong have already gone through a few thousand dicks, so their blood is not an option.

>>7198069
filthy lies

>>7197979
the trip to mexico was succesful, I see?

>>7198072
"Oh this? I'm trying to raise a familiar in my uterus. 使い魔 == tsukaima"

At least Danbooru says so.

>>7198182
ack! thbbbft

>>7198164
Mexico is a fun place.

Mexico thread?

Mexican here, I approve.

>>7198229
I have no words and I must say "What the fuck"

I dont understand the entire Mexico thing realy, i would be more upset if it was niggers or arabs.
Mexicans? not so much..

stupid /int/ hijack

oh well

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>>7198277
Well maybe not you, but I can already sense the multitude of butthurt people because of BAAWWW MEXICANS and 'mai pure waifu'.

>>7198229
>>7198247
Not this shit again.

>>7198300
Try /a/

>>7198277
It started as a joke on /a/ and then became popular trolling material to troll waifus.

>>7198308
you mean to troll for racist mental-cripple waifufags?
concentrate on the younger characters then, it'll also bring in the self-appointed whiteknight "caring"/"loving" pedos

i don't understand, mexicans aren't human so you can just sell the baby to the butcher as soon as it comes out

she is making money what is the problem

is there more? unwanted pregnancy is my fetish

>>7198347
>unwanted

>>7198332
this one works better.

>>7198339
The problem is that the extra food they needed to eat to grow those babies is far greater than the amount you get out of the baby. We could feed the world if we didn't waste so much so that a few elites can satisfy their taste for baby.

>She is anemic from having her blood sucked by Remilia,
See, good sir, there is a flaw in your statement.
It states in the manual for EoSD that "because of the asthma she was born with, she often cannot recite the spells. She also seems to have a vitamin A deficiency."
There is no specific mentioning of anemia.

Having said that, Patchouli probably is a virgin regardless, because she spends all day indoors reading books and doesn't have a social life.

>>7198429
>doesn't have a social life.
She always drinking tea and talking to other SDM residents and sometimes even people from the outside. She is more like a busy researcher.

>>7198437
>talking to other SDM residents
That's a given, as she lives at the SDM
>and sometimes even people from the outside
But only if they come to visit her. She'd much rather be reading a book than talking to someone UNLESS she feels as if she can glean some new knowledge from the conversation.

>>7198453
>UNLESS she feels as if she can glean some new knowledge from the conversation.
No anon, she is quite polite. Maybe she would tell her visitors "So, what do you want? I'm busy." but she would receive them.

both of them.

>>7198478
Look, the point I'm trying to make is that she doesn't go out of her way to be social. She can be if she NEEDS to be, but mostly she spends her days pouring over tomes and unsuccessfully trying to keep Marisa from stealing aforementioned tomes.

>>7198332
Nice ugly head.

>>7198590
yeah he's a little freaky-looking, huh

I mean, mildly compared to the pedo who wrote that "sex with children" book or whatever, but hey.

This one has a history with 4chan, he's a rogue /b/tard and multi-board spammer/flooder. Google for "Kimmo Alm" for more goofiness including more pics.