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What's Priapism? Sounds erotic.

Good thing Yamame's only a garden spider.

>>7175963
Paralysis of the limbs.

>>7175963
dick stays erect for a long time

>>7175970
Doesn't it stop working completely after that?

>>7175956

The rather painful opposite of erectile dysfunction.

Might as well post the heaviest ordnance in the arsenal right away.

>>7175963
>Priapism (Ancient Greek: πριαπισμός), known also as Hulseyism, is a potentially harmful and painful medical condition in which the erect penis or clitoris[1] does not return to its flaccid state, despite the absence of both physical and psychological stimulation, within four hours.
Oh, I was right.

So it's like when a Brazillian Wandering Spider girl ties you up with her web, and is able to copulate with you as much as she wants because she can just force you to be erect by injecting you with her poison.

>>7175964

>Good thing Yamame's only a garden spider

or, so we fervently hoped

>>7175980
If it isn't treated in time, it can cause necrosis.

>>7175988

Um...

Does that part apply to women as well?

>>7175963
Viagra commercials taught me that it's when you have an erection that lasts more than 5 hours.

>>7175983

An arms race, eh?

>Yamame
>Brazilian
No. Hell no. Absolutely not.

So, if it's a poison, medicine can control it.
Medicine can cause your dick to fall off.

If I lived in Brazil I could just go outside to kill myself. All those drug cartels shooting each other, wild jungle-monkeys (locals) eating other humans and other insane stuff. Wouldn't need to look for some spider.

>>7176008
That's right, we all know Orin is the Brazilian Touhou

>>7175950
spiders scare the living shit out of me...i think they are after me.

>>7176115
Don't be so full of yourself. They're only after the moist, warm cavern on your face that you leave open at night.

>>7176273

That is a lie.

Insects and spiders fear and run away from the massive cavern that booms with blazing hot roars (actually just breathing to us).

Spiders prefer high and dry areas that are stable, NOT a fleshy wet hole that closes and opens.

>>7176040
>wild jungle-monkeys (locals) eating other humans and other insane stuff.
Redneck detected.

People, we're losing sight of the initial point.

Which is: Yamame gives us involuntary erections.

>>7176303
I knew that. I just love the reactions that spiderphobes give when presented with such information.

Only touhou who's hairy legs I wont mind.

>>7176352
You know spider hair is what they used to make itching powder out of right?

>>7176606
Well hello there, surprise boner!

Spider Facts:

Everything in Australia can kill you, confirmed by 3 Australians.

>>7176606
Good thing they put that censor bar in there or I would have been offended!

>>7176606
Damn you monkey if you want tease us post name with it.

>>7176606
That was an interesting read. Thanks for sharing!

End.

>>7176606

Common, post a link or at least the name

>>7176730
http://exhentai.org/g/300596/67ea4d6246/

>>7176730
http://www.mediafire.com/?ortbb378a76wn7b

>>7176634
Those are probably urticating hairs, found in tarantulas and caterpillars (millipedes, caddisflies and beetles can also have them, albeit rarely.) The former usually kick them towards potential threats, though skeleton tarantulas have urticating hairs on the pedipalps and launch them by brushing their chelicerae against the palps instead (fortunately those hairs are present only on a specific area, otherwise mating would be quite painful for them - spider mating involves the male inserting the tips of his palps into the female.) The resulting mist of tiny barbs effectively wards off many would-be predators (and unwitting humans) as the hairs hurt quite a bit - especially when embedded in eyes or the nose. They act both by mechanical irritation and triggering immune system reactions, their severity depends on the species and the type of hair kicked and the location affected, itching powder most likely uses the milder variants (as the more potent ones result in very painful rashes). At any rate, Yamame is not a tarantula, so perhaps it's safe to assume her hairs wouldn't irritate the skin.

>>7176678
Thank you, this is a great read. And speaking of being covered in eyes, it seems echinoderms managed to pull it off quite literally - sea urchins have photoreceptors over their entire bodies and the boundaries of their "eyes" are defined only by their spines, which block light coming from other directions (which also means the more dense a sea urchin's spines are, the better it can see.) The brittle star Ophiocoma wendtii likewise has calcite lenses lining its body, focusing light onto the photosensitive nerves below. Like Argus Panoptes they are entirely covered in eyes, and the whole organism acts as one big compound eye.

>>7177312
And spiders and sea urchins aside, I find it disappointing that non-spider arachnids are often ignored when it comes to monstergirls; even scorpions are rare. A ricinuleid monstergirl would be extremely cute, for example - since ricinuleids are an inconspicuous and obscure group with vestigial eyes, she'd be a shy, well-behaved, bespectacled young lady; I suppose she'd also have a tendency to cover her mouth while speaking or laughing since ricinuleids have a structure to hide the mouthparts when at rest. And since they have an unusual mating system that involves concealed genital openings, she'd be completely clueless about sex; so it'd be your responsibilty to uncouple her prosoma and opisthosoma (doing so reveals the gonopore, it seems the male assists in this during ricinuleid mating), sticking your penis into her unsoiled maidenhood where not even a finger has entered before, and filling her small (or large, if you count her monster half) body with your thick semen while she experiences her first orgasm.

Of course, after being filled with your seed, her instincts as a monstergirl would awaken and she'd come to desire your penis every night, so she'd wear revealing outfits to appeal to you (though due to her shyness, her advances probably come across as cute instead of erotic) and ask you to violate her while blushing profusely. Or perhaps she'd try to rape you by pushing you down and kissing you while her second pair of arachnid legs reach down your underwear to stimulate your penis (the second pair of legs are quite long in ricinuleids and serve a sensory function.), though she'd give up out of embarrassment halfway through. Needless to say, no man would be able to endure the sight of his coy monstergirl wife in such a situation, so as a proper husband you'd hug her, gently uncouple the tagmata of her arachnid half and penetrate her for as much as she wants.

If only ;_;

>>7177366
>uncouple her prosoma and opisthosoma (doing so reveals the gonopore

I don't want to live in this fantasy monstergirl world anymore.

>>7176730
Oh I am sorry, I was off gaming.
It's been translated.
[Rapid Rabbit] A Disease Woman's Story:
http://www.mediafire.com/?5tvjxcqj1awb553

>>7177366
I like you so much.
You've read the Jingu Harumon stuff, right?

>>7177693
WHEN DOES NAGA AND KAPPA GET SCANNED DAMNIT.

I NEED MY NON ARTHROPOD FIX.

>>7177728
It got scanned, and translated by the same Anonymous who did 1 and 2. This should be it.

http://www.mediafire.com/?co3y9cyctetvzzr

>>7177693
Indeed I do.

>>7177728
It got scanned, and translated by the same Anonymous who did 1 and 2. This should be it.

http://www.mediafire.com/?co3y9cyctetvzzr

>>7177693
Indeed I have.

>>7177759
While adorable in a disturbing sort of way like the ant one was, they just don't measure up to the first one.