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7167113 No.7167113 [Reply] [Original]

Who's the king of /jp/?

>> No.7167116

Hey....That would be a cool tripcode
Well time, to rev up my tripCUDA!

>> No.7167123

Whoever weds Saten will be the undisputed king of /jp/

>> No.7167125
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>> No.7167126

/jp/ has no King. /jp/ needs no King.

>> No.7167131
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Because he's the hero that /jp/ deserves, but not the one it needs right now... and so we'll hunt him... because he can take it... because he's not a hero... he's a silent guardian, a watchful protector... a Dark Knight..."

>> No.7167165

We are all equally worthless scum.

>> No.7167167
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7167167

We have no king.

In his place, we have a beautiful queen.

>> No.7167168

>>7167125
so yeah there goes the thread

>> No.7167200
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7167200

We have no king, it's more like a theocracy. Gods and youkai from gensokyo, no, the whole 2D-world is controlling us. So, take it easy and let you lead to a better now.

>> No.7167208
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7167208

There is no king, queen, president or prime minister here. This is the land of the free, where proletarians are the ones ruling. Come and join us in our glorious embrace of the Otaku culture where we strive for quality.

>> No.7167216

Boof last I checked, with Hong as Marquis.

>> No.7167218
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>>7167200
>We have no king
>Posts an image of our king

>> No.7167229
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7167229

We have three of them, OP.

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Me. I will even adopt a tripcode and post an image every time I post too.

Just kidding.

>> No.7167257

>>7167229
I thought everyone on /jp/ agreed that the F/SN franchise is overrated shit.

Why would those fags that some third-rate eroge writer shit out be the kings of /jp/? One of them isn't even male.

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>CurryButt !CIELBE/jzm

Pouring one out for you, bruh. Wherever you are...

>> No.7167272

>>7167229
[Captain] Our king is the god of war. He always stands on the frontline and does not know defeat.
[Soldier 1] “She,” sir.
[Captain] What was that?
[Soldier 1] Our king is a woman, sir.
[Soldier 2] And quite a looker at that.
[Captain] He always stands on the frontline and does not know defeat! No one can stand in the way of-
[Soldier 1] Forgive me for speaking out of turn, Captain, but that’s definitely a woman.
[Soldier 3] Though it might be a man with coconuts in his armor.
[Soldier 2] Are you trying to say that our king carries fruits in her chest?
[Captain] His chest! Look! Our king’s dauntless figure has not changed since he-
[Soldier 1] “She,’ sir.
[Captain] QUIET! Our king has not changed since he pulled out the sword of selection! The king does not age, and he certainly does not walk around with coconuts pressed to his chest!
[Soldier 3] So our king is a woman.
[Soldier 2] And quite a looker at that!
[Soldier 1] I’m so glad that I’m not the only one here that can see the blooming obvious!
[Captain] Stop speaking of our king as if he were some common two-pence tramp! He, and I do mean he, is the incarnation of a dragon! He will lead us to victory against-
[Soldier 1] “She,” sir!
[Captain] I’ve had enough out of you!
[Soldier 1] With all due respect, Captain, you’re a bloody loony! I am loyal to the king, but the king is a woman!
[Soldier 2] And quite a looker at that!
[Soldier 3] I wouldn’t mind having a quickie with her, if you know what I mean!
[Captain] ENOUGH! Our king is the blooming god of war! He does not walk around with coconuts in his chest, he is not quite a looker, and there will be no having quickies with our king!
[Saber] Is there a problem, Captain?
[Captain] Y… your majesty, I-
[Soldier 1] Your majesty… you’re a woman, right?
[Saber] …my gender is meaningless. I am the wielder of Excalibur and the King of Britain.
[Soldier 3] …so she’s a hermaphrodite?

>> No.7167273

>>7167257
overrated doesn't mean bad, it's still quite decent for the industry standards.

>> No.7167278

We don't need... 91224771 THE KING COME DOWN.

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>>7167273
>for the industry standards

Exactly. Eroge are all shit, and FSN is mediocre even in such a shitty medium. You would never see trash like FSN even pitched at HBO out of fear of getting laughed out of the initial meeting if not thrown out.

>> No.7167313

Sion-sama is king.

>> No.7167330

This thread is more proof that /jp/ needs real moderation.

>> No.7167332

>>7167313

Sion's more like God. We can't see him but he makes his presence felt and we know he's there.

>> No.7167334

>>7167330

First thing the mod should do is ban your trip, shithead.

>> No.7167341

>>7167334
And that would accomplish nothing but removing good, quality posts from /jp/.

That sounds like the exact opposite of competent moderation.

>> No.7167354

>>7167341

Reported for trolling. Thanks for proving my point.

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