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autism

Take a spoon of salt before going to sleep.

That will fix your problems.

You think you feel bad? I woke up and my body is STILL screaming hell at me.

I did a total of THREE MINUTES of heavy lifting yesterday, I have no excuse for feeling this way, but my muscles are shrieking banshees anyway. My eyes feel like they're on fire and I can't breathe through my nose. My right ear is half-deaf and my tongue is numb.

God damn everything.

>(´_ゝ｀)

(´<_`　)

>>7166240

>(´<_`　)

（　´_ゝ`）y-~
（　´_ゝ`）~~~~ フー

>>7166236
Is it going to kill me? I eat a lot more salt daily.

>>7166232
>>7166237
Today will be a good day, Anonymous! I just know it! Cheer up!

>>7166251
No, that person is wrong. I eat as much salt too, and haven't died... Only a spoon full isn't much compared to the amount I eat daily.

Another myth is a glass of salt water will kill you too. Well, at least another myth I've seen posted in suicide threads.

>>7166253

>>7166251
Try it. Just before going to bed take a nice big soup spoon of salt.

>>7166232
>Eat dinner in bed
>Sleep immediately
>Get pancreatitis
>Welcome to Gensokyo!

>>7166269
Nice idea.

>>7166260
Maybe Maybe

>>7166260

But then you wouldn't be able to sleep with all those gross salty feelings in your mouth...

That feeling you get when you wake up dead.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-60HA3exyo

>>7166306
Salt is tasty!

I wish I was dead. I can't take much more of this.

I dreamed that I got eaten by a shark.
I was swimming in the blue sea and someone was waving at me and then suddenly shark got me. But it wasn't so painful, it felt kind of nice.
Then I woke up and remembered that my life is really boring and that the shark dream was one of the more exciting things that happened to me this month.

>>7166390
And I find it kinda funny
I find it kinda sad
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had

>>7166397
Creative deppressed
One form of autism known as emo

>>7166403
Nah. They're only the best because of the thrill associated with them.
You really didn't think any self-respecting person would dream about dying in anything but a tremendous battle, did you?

>>7166407
Well, i kind of refered to how your post rhymed.

I've never have seen a dream in which i've died. Victorious i have always felt.

>>7166429
>>7166407
>>7166403
It's a quote from a song, numbnuts.

We all know that feel. That's why you should try to make every morning worth waking.

>>7166357
...we were never alive, and we won't be born again, bros.

>>7166455
If you weren't here I just don't know how I could go on.

>>7166461
Is this because we are nothing but a collection of atoms and atoms aren't alive so life is an illusion?

>>7166455
Why is she eating brain?

Turn on your fan and shut your door before going to sleep. You won't wake up. Not sure if this works with the Dyson Air Multiplier, but I don't want to try it.

>>7166470

She's a zombie.

>>7166471
What do you mean by fan? What are you trying to say? I sleep with a fan going every night and I'm yet to die in my sleep.

>>7166471
You're a bad man.
All they will get is a cold.

>>7166476

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fan_death

>>7166479
So now there is something to look forward to this summer.

>>7166483
While you're at it, remove your own soul with a camera, it gets taken to Gensokyo where it can be happy and what remains here won't be you any more, even if it talks and looks like you.

>>7166479
I call bullshit
I sleep every night with a fan and closed door

>>7166487
If I am a soul in a body, does that mean my body is a zombie?

>>7166492
Awesome picture!

BTW: Method from last day Water+coffee od+xxxxxxx = fail.
Might try again but when I tried this then I got hyperactivity to point I couldn't do anything whole day. Very Funny

>>7166500
Why don't we just buy Benzos from India or Canadian online pharmacy and OD on a lot of Valium?

>>7166497
A philosophical zombie, yes.

>>7166504
Too hard/impossible or something like that

>>7166526
I would smuggle drugs for a /jp/ offline meetup.

It isn't too hard if you do a little research.

>>7166306
Dunno, your mom sleeps okay.

>>7166535
It is unless you live in some shit country.

>>7166492
Try and argue it to a Korean person, every one will cite someone they know of who died of fan death.

You will never die from fan death ;_;

>>7166548

>>7166500
Fuck off

>>7166653
?

In my sleep I was the president of the United States of America and I was giving a speech in front of the whole nation. As I was about to address healthcare, the yama showed up out of nowhere.

"But wait a moment... Instead of talking about healthcare, why don't we talk about you?"

This is why I stopped playing PoFV. Worst fucking dream ever. I have shakes just thinking about it.

>>7166799
>This is why I stopped being President
You will never escape the yama, criminal scum.

>>7166799
but you can finish it in 1 day on lunatic.

>>7166799
That's right, you received too many campagin donations from the health care industry.

Now watch as I judge your health care plan under these violet cherry blossoms!

>>7166821
Only retards play competitive games against the CPU, really

>>7166823
your a retard

Bumping because I just woke up and literally had this exact feeling.

Maybe I should stop waking up at 4:30 PM.

>>7166474
she is also a masou touhou.
>>7166175