/jp/ - Otaku Culture

/jp/, this has kind of been bothering me lately. It's about Teto-san. I don't think I can truly call my life a success and die a satisfied man until I've stuck my dick in her drills. Normally this would be no problem, right? Every man is easily able to do the things he must to make his lifestory a great one. However, after a few years, it's finally hit me. Teto-san is not real.

I do not want to hire a prostiture to dress up like Teto-san just so I can fuck her drills. If I fucked a prostitute's hair, I'm sure all my lifeforce would instantly be sucked out of me and I would be unable to ever enjoy anything in my life again. It would definately not make my lifestory great or anything to be proud of. It would be pathetic and depressing.

That's when I began thinking to myself. Maybe I could get a wig. How stylable are wigs? Would I be able to style the hair into Teto-san's signature hairstyle? What kind of equipment would I need to do her hairstyle? Is there a specific type of wig that has more realistic hair? All the wigs I've seen gone out to see so far have been less than satisfying and definitely not something I'd like to stick my dick into. How pleasurable is drillfucking, anyway? Will I be able to cum from it?

Also, what kind of shampoo do you think Teto-san uses? What would her hair smell like? Help me out a bit here, /jp/.

>>7154886
has anyone ever pasted that on /cgl/ in the past?
there are quite a lot of "interesting" threads (i've seen sugar daddy threads, threads about periods, times they've been molested, and other such fun things) so i doubt they'd be thrown off track by it.

>>7154949
Sounds like a den of normal depravity.

>>7154886
I want to believe they smell like strawberries but they probably actually smell like baguette.

>>7154886
I wrote this a few months ago and it's so weird to see it posted here.

>>7157712
Any updates on your quest?

>>7154886
I'm surprised that someone other than me saved this from the original post. I thought it would come in handy as a nice copypasta in a big teto thread

>>7157740
No not really. I came to the conclusion that her hair would smell like strawberries and that's it. I never really looked into the different types of wigs either and I'm not really into the position to spend money on more than one. I still think the best bet would be to buy a real hair blonde or light wig and dye the hair pinkish.

>>7157830
But I have learned that when you don't masturbate for a while, your imagination plays a larger role in masturbation and you're able to orgasm from almost any stimulation, so I feel like if I were to get a wig I would definitely be able to reach orgasm from rubbing my penis through it.

I'm supposed to be getting my first paycheck at the end of this week. Depending on how much it is I'll either go back to seriously looking at wigs to fill this void in my life or spend it on other things.