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Everyone knows Crino is the strongest.

From what I seen, people don't even mention Remilia on who is the strongest.

Lots of Yuuka and Yukari though.

The strongest are Reimu, because she can "float away from reality and become invincible" and Yukari, because she can change the law of physics. It's that simple, really.

Read it /jp/ And be enlightened.

>RFW my rant.

>>7150556
So mad....so mad.
I wonder if people ever learn how to take it easy.

What is that anyway? I don't feel like downloading.

>>7150574
Why are you in this thread again?

I haven't seen a real Touhou powerlevel debate around here in a long time.

I didn't download, but everyone knows that Remi doesn't control fate actively. otherwise she wouldn't have lost to reimu.
Remi is one of the stronger touhous though.

autism

Alright you fuckers, time to get one thing straight.
See this bitch? Think she’s strong don’t you?

WRONG.

Thanks to ZUN’s vagueness, sheer dumbassery and the Fanon every western/eastern Touhou fan makes her out to be almighty bitch who can manipulate fate itself.
I am here to correct this shit as it PISSES ME OFF.

This rant of mine aims to get two points across through you thick, deluded skulls.

1. Remilia’s fate manipulation powers are a load of horseshit coated in chicken pellet sprinkles.
2. In actual fact, she is a WEAKLING BY VAMPIRE STANDARDS.

Now before we begin, I need to get a few points across so that people don’t spout out points in sheer denial towards the arguments that I will put forward.

Remilia Is a European vampire.
NOT a Youkai.
A Youkai is a JAPANEESE DEMON Therefore, all demons mythology and creatures that originate in Japan are referred to as such. Remilia is a vampire not a Youkai.

Uneducated anon:
But teacher! Youkai vampires are already present in Gensokyo! Therefore Remilia is a Youkai!

Teacher: No, unfortunately that is wrong, you see there are Youkai vampires in Gensokyo, these are the ones the should be already present in Gensokyo before Remilia’s arrival.
A small extract from the Wikipiedia :
Full article here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vampires look under Asia.

>>7150556

Dude, I think you have autism.

Entirely serious here.

Jiang Shi (literally "stiff corpse"), sometimes called "Chinese vampires" by Westerners, are reanimated corpses that hop around, killing living creatures to absorb life essence (qì) from their victims. They are said to be created when a person's soul (魄 pò) fails to leave the deceased's body. However, some have disputed the comparison of jiang shi with vampires, as jiang shi are usually mindless creatures with no independent thought. One unusual feature of this monster is its greenish-white furry skin, perhaps derived from fungus or mold growing on corpses
As you can see although there are similarities between, Youkai and European Vampires they are completely different, and like their country of origin, they are really FUCKING WEIRD.
In perfect memento in Strict sense there is a section on vampires; HOWEVER, Almost all the information on them, upon analysis is directly from the nearest source, in this case the SDM. Because of this, the silly Nippon’s in the human village assume that this applies to their vampires also. And as such both lore’s have become mixed. I will seprate this for you.
カリスマの具現
The Embodiments of Charisma
吸血鬼
Vampires
主な危険度：　極高
Main danger level: Very high
遭遇頻度：　低
Frequency of encounter: Low  Proof that Remilia is the only KNOWN vampire.
多様性：　極低

>>7150586
>Remilia Is a European vampire.
>NOT a Youkai.

>>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Youkai
>There are a large number of yōkai which were originally ordinary human beings, transformed into something horrific and grotesque usually by some sort of extreme emotional state.
In my interpretation, this means that vampires are actually a subtype of yôkai.

I like how this topic is on /a/ as well.

Variety: Very low
主な遭遇場所：　どこでも
Main place of activity: Anywhere
主な遭遇時間：　夜間
Main time of activity: Night
特徴
Features
初めて現われてから数百年程度と比較的歴史は浅い妖怪の中で、最も強大な
力を持ち、今や幻想郷のパワーバランス（＊１）の一つを担っている種族
が、この吸血鬼である。
Of the newer youkai that have emerged only within the last few centuries, vampires are among the strongest of them, strong enough to take part in the power-balance of Gensokyo (*1) by now.
昼間は屋敷の中で大人しく暮らし、日が沈むと暴れ出す、夜の帝王だ。
During the day they spend their time in their mansion, and once night comes they become active; they are the Lords of the Night.  There is no account of other vampires in Gensokyo living in mansions this is referring to Remilia.
主な食事は人間の血液であり、吸血鬼を吸い尽くされた人間は、死ぬ事も幽
霊になる事も適わず、ゾンビとなって暫く動いた後に日光で消滅する。
Their main diet is human's blood. Those who are sucked to death will neither die nor become a ghost; they will move around as a zombie for a while, then evaporate under sunlight.  European Vampirism by zombie they are actually referring to ‘Ghouls’ Servants of vampires which are similar to zombies in appearance.

>>7150586
>1. Remilia’s fate manipulation powers are a load of horseshit coated in chicken pellet sprinkles.
Everyone knows that.

>2. In actual fact, she is a WEAKLING BY VAMPIRE STANDARDS.
Is that so? Even without 'fate manipulation', she's still quite powerful(Gungnir, 'fearsome magical powers' according to touhouwiki)

But what if she DOES have manipulation of fate and just manipulated your fate to believe she has no powers of manipulation of fate so if you ever try attacking her you'll be unprepared for her manipulations of fate?

>Remilia’s non-existent fate manipulation
It has been proven that this exists, actually.

The seems like OP has lost to Remi too many times.

初めて幻想郷に現われた当時は、縦横無尽に暴れまくったが、強大な力を持
った妖怪達と一悶着起した後に敗北、最終的に契約（＊２）を結んで和解
した。
They went on a rampage when they first appeared in Gensokyo, lost against powerful youkai, and a settlement was reached as they finally made a contract (*2).  People can misinterpret this for Remilia’s mist incident, but it says they lost against powerful Youkai not humans, this is the Youkai vampires which were mentioned.
その契約とは、妖怪が食料となる人間を提供する（＊３）代わりに、生きた
幻想郷の人間を襲わない、という内容である。
The details of this contract are that the youkai will offer them humans from which to feed (*3); in return, the vampires will not attack humans living in Gensokyo.  This is a contract formed with the Youkai vampires and not Remilia, as Remilia gets her food from other sources, as such, has no need to do this although the possibility of her being supplied by Youkai anyhow still is plausible.

Of course, even now, the contract remains in effect.
吸血鬼は驚異的な身体能力と魔力を誇り、樹齢千年を超える大木を片手で掴
んで持ち上げ、瞬きする間に人間の里を駆け抜け、一声掛けるだけで大量
の悪 魔を召還し、自らを大量の蝙蝠に分解し、さらには霧状にまで細かくし何処
にでも入り込み、頭以外が吹き飛ぶ怪我を負っても一晩で元通りになると
いう。
Vampires have marvelous physical performance and magical power: they are able to lift up a thousand-year-old tree single-handedly, to run through a human village within the blink of an eye, to summon many demons with a single word, to dissolve themselves into bats or even a pale mist to intrude into anywhere, and they can recover even when their body is blown away in a night, as long as their head is undamaged.  All European Vampire lore right here. Of course, we will get to the part of the part where I tell why Remilia CAN’T do any of this but I’ll keep quiet for now.
個々の能力なら他の妖怪でも同等のレベルを持つ者は居るが、それら全てを
兼ね備えた妖怪は、この吸血鬼しか居ないだろう。
Some youkai have abilities similar to each of these, but only vampires are known to possess all of them. Remilia
故に最大級の魅力を持つ。

This makes them very fascinating.
ただ、その驚異的な能力故か弱点は多い。
However, perhaps due to their extraordinary abilities, they have many weaknesses.
まず、日光に弱い為昼間は大人しい。
First, they are weak against sunlight, so they are docile during the day. European.
流れ水を渡れないので雨の日も大人しいし、河も渡れない。
Neither can they go across flowing water, so they are docile on rainy days. Also, they can't cross rivers.
鰯の頭や折った柊の枝に近づけない。
They can't approach a sardine head or a shattered holly branch.  This is a Japaneese tradition which is supposed to ward demons away, If anything this should apply to Japaneese Youkai and Youkai vampires alike, but… I have my doubts that this is a efficient charm against Remilia or any other Youkai for that matter. So I’ll leave this one up for interpretation.
炒った豆を投げられると皮膚が焼ける（＊４）。
Their skin will be burnt if someone throws roasted soybeans upon them (*4).  Japaneese again, doesn’t this apply to Oni also?

被害内容
Potential Harm
異変
Disaster
吸血鬼クラスになると、直截人間を襲う事を禁止させられている事が多い。

For someone as powerful as a vampire, they are usually forbidden to directly assault humans.  Once again Youkai vampire Contract, most likely woudn’t apply with Remilia due to the whole scarlet mist incident as she fought a human, then again, is this contract even enforced? I wonder.
その為、直截出会ったとしてもそんなに危険ではない。
So, they aren't so dangerous even if you happen to face one.  Tell that to Flandre.
その代わり、幻想郷に異変を起こす事が多い。
Instead, they usually choose to cause a disaster that affects the whole of Gensokyo.  Directly source information assumed from Remilia’s actions, Irrelevant and biased as one action of one being of a race cannot define it as a whole, I mean you don’t see other vampires pulling this shit off do you?
自分の都合で、自然現象から何からを巻き込んだ変化をもたらし、それによ
り有無を言わさず、人間は平穏な生活を脅かされる。
They create change in everything, including natural phenomena, for selfish reasons, which will always lead to endangering human life no matter what is affected.  I assume this is referring to Remilia’s non-existent fate manipulation, once again European vampires only.

異変の動機の殆どが好奇心であり、飽きると止める。
Most of these reasons are out of outright curiosity, and once they're bored, it will cease.  I smell a Tsukihime reference, OH ZUN!
対処法
How To Deal With Them
異変が起こった場合は、もう異変解決の能力を持つ専門家にお願いするしか
他ない。
Once a disaster has occurred, there's no choice but to seek help from a specialist who has the power to settle the incident.  Gee, I wonder who that could be.
能力を持たない人間は、何とか生き延びる道を見つけるのみである。
The only thing an average human can do is find a way to survive.  or carry one of the many easy to make vampire hunting tools.
それ以外の時の吸血鬼は、比較的紳士である。
Aside from these times, vampires are relatively gentle and polite.  biased information from Remilia.

危険は少ないだろう。
They pose little threat in such case.  Considering the fact that if a vampire drinks your blood and consumes your soul in the process making you live on inside of it, as a familiar I’d say if one took a chunk out of our resident miko or gapbitch I’d say we’d have a problem on our hands, I mean if you ate them, then Gensokyo would be practically yours to govern,
だからといって怒らせてはいけない。
But that doesn't mean you should anger them.
間違っても弱点を突いたりしない方がよい。
You shouldn't do something that strikes one of their weaknesses, even by accident.  What you mean like the blatant flaws I am about to address?
半端な攻撃は恐りを買うだけである。
A halfhearted attack will only result in enraging them.  Or cause them to curl up in the fetal position in a corner and cry at how much of a failure they are as a vampire

その為にも、相手の弱点を熟知しておく必要があるだろう。
In order not to unintentionally offend them, it's advised to know their weaknesses.
＊１　他は、単独の妖怪、山の妖怪（天狗や河童等）、人間や動物辺りでバ
ランスが取れている。
1: Others consist of individual youkai, youkai living in the mountains (Tengu, Kappa and such), humans and animals.
＊２　悪魔の契約は絶対で、破る行動を取る事が出来ない。
2: A devil's contract is absolute, thus one can never betray it.  reference to something, although I can’t recall what.
＊３　外の人間で、死ぬ価値のない人間（例えば自殺者など）と言われてい
る。
3: It's said they are outside humans whose deaths are of no consequence (suicides, etc.)
＊４　でも納豆は好きらしい。
4: However, it is said that they like natto.  most likely Youkai vampires, a joke on ZUNS part, or just a general assumption.

There anon, all the reasons as to why Remilia’s vampirism is not Asian vampirism, the reason why it is considered as such are because she was simply lumped together with the two, and not considered separate. Not that she cares mind you, confusion just benefits her meaning potential hunters could possibly bring the wrong gear to fight her.

Now then the key point that I will constantly address in this rant is the following:

Remilia creates a general image around herself and her mansion, using this she gains fear and respect for herself and her peers.
This is the key point that disapproves most of her LIES.
1. Remilia’s fate manipulation powers are a load of horseshit coated in chicken pellet sprinkles.

1. In Bohemian archive in Japanese Red, Aya interviews Flandre asking her how she blew up a meteorite that was headed for the SDM here is the extract.
“I have a feeling that asking you again will be a waste of time, but I'll ask one more time. No matter how, were you the one who blew up the meteorite?
I went "kyu" and it went "boom."
Is what Miss Remilia said the truth?
About planning for the meteorite? There is no way that is true. She just likes to talk that way.
What way?
She just talks that way. She acts like she understands everything from the beginning. She talks this nonsense about understanding fate and everything.
From this extract we can deduce the following,
1. Remilia’s Fate manipulation is non-existent. Flandre states she simply talks that way.
2. In actual fact it is highly likely that the whole incident was a farce used to re-enforce Remilia’s ‘image’. Think about it, by using this Remilia gains the following:
• Bitches and respect
• Make people believe her fate manipulation is real meaning
• Show of the SDM’s power levels. More bitches and respect.

This is some serious autism up in this thread yo

It is a common thing for vampires to live peacefully and for them to suck blood conservatively without bother, Remilia is weak and as such is a target for potential hunters, by pulling plans such as this, and she becomes feared and left alone by the general human population,.
This Fate manipulation nonsense also adds to this image, as using this she makes the human population believe that, if they affect her in any way she deems negative, she can uses her Fate-hax to make them die grizzly deaths.
In the fun facts on the Touhou wiki, where it says that ZUN has hinted otherwise in Sakuya's Perfect Memento in Strict Sense article, where Akyu has speculated that Remilia may have manipulated Sakuya's fate in such a way that she could have a more friendly relationship with other human beings, is now disapproved, as Remilia has used her ‘image’ to make people think this, whereas it is quite the opposite, in reality, they fear her and as such treat her top-maid with respect.
Another example or Remilia trying to reinforce her ‘image’ is her claim to being related to this guy:

I went "kyu" and it went "boom."
Is what Miss Remilia said the truth?
About planning for the meteorite? There is no way that is true. She just likes to talk that way.
What way?
>She just talks that way. She acts like she understands everything from the beginning. She talks this nonsense about understanding fate and everything.
>From this extract we can deduce the following,

Wait, wait wait. You are trusting AYA and FLANDRE.

Really? REALLY?

Because as we know saying you’re related to this man just screams DON’T FUCK WITH ME! Right? But she fucked up, and admitted this was a lie for whatever reason.

So yeah, I think you can safely say by now that her fate hax does not exist, and was brought upon by the fan bases shitty fanon, perhaps after people have read this, Diverse Remilia’s that rely solely on charisma will pop up.


Number 2.

Remilia is a weakling by Vampire standards.
EXIBIT A
Okay, to a vampire blood is practically everything; the more you suck the more minions, servants and power levels you get right? Vampires have to consume Blood on a regular basis to stay alive right?

Remilia is a light eater.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN SHE IS WEAKLING.
After all, the only thing she can turn into is a bat (as shown in th6). So I wouldn’t be surprised that due to her small stomach she could only pull this vampiric power off, I mean if she really was strong, we’d see her turn into mist or a dog now wouldn’t we?
(Unless of course, she can, but when she does she looks absolutely fucking adorable and it embarrasses her to do so.)
And we already know she cannot make ghouls or fledglings, so pretty obvious that she’s stuck at mid tier vampire level.

>>7150621
Nigga, I think you're over-interpreting things and are pretty biased in your 'analysis'.
No one here will argue that Remilia is the strongest Touhou, so go back to where you came from.

I'm laughing so hard at this thread.

Op, how old are you?
10? or already 11?

Of course, even though she is a weakling by Vampire standards, it still doesn’t mean that she wouldn’t be able to break YOUR FUCKING NECK.
That said I think I’m done here.

Now I don’t ever want to see another power level discussion thread about this bitch or anything with her in it regarding her as one of the strongest in Gensokyo
EVER AGAIN.
Of course This rant of mine won’t mean that imbecilic fans still won’t give her non-existent Fate manipulation power’s anyway, but I might just inform them of how WRONG THEY WERE when It came to interpreting how strong she is, but then again Touhou runs on fandom so it’s entirely up to you.

>>7150621

Aya still prints the fucking truth, this interview was truth, nothing about this interview was in the slightest modifed for ayas viewers.

And of course Flandres ia realiable source shes her fucking sister.

Are people taking OP seriously joking or are they really that autistic?

>>7150632
Source?

Even if Remilia doesn't have any sort of extra power (like Suika's manipulation of density), she is still one of the strongest characters, simply because she is a vampire. Also she has Gae Bolg.

>>7150632
>Okay, to a vampire blood is practically everything; the more you suck the more minions, servants and power levels you get right? Vampires have to consume Blood on a regular basis to stay alive right?
>Remilia is a light eater.
>LADIES AND GENTLEMEN SHE IS WEAKLING.
'Weakling by vampire-standards', haha oh wow, call me when edward cullen can throw bazillions of danmaku at you.

>>7150632
She has a large amount of fairy maids. Fairy maids that cannot be permanently killed. You think she needs ghouls and large minions with never ending cannon fodder?

>>7150621
>“I have a feeling that asking you again will be a waste of time, but I'll ask one more time. No matter how, were you the one who blew up the meteorite?
>I went "kyu" and it went "boom."

Remilia is still like the 3rd strongest.

Just passing by and i got to say this thread is gravely autistic ,and i'm from /int/

>>7150643
>Implying that I was implying that you need to have one to be strong.

>Light eater
were you not fucking reading?

>Gungnir
IT FUCKING MISSES.
AT LEAST FLANDRE HAS THE PHYSICAL FORM OF HER WEAPON.

>>7150649
>shes about as strong as Seras Victoria in terms of vamp strength.

I beat her in lunatic. By god did she suck, even Saukya was harder than her.

>>Gungnir
>IT FUCKING MISSES.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gungnir
read the first sentence. Only the FIRST sentence is required.

Sure is denial in here.

>>7150660
Remilias Gignir misses.

That piece of Odin badasery does not.

>>7150663
I was asking about the image you doofus.

>>7150637

Aya is well known to...exaggerate, and this comes from someone that loves the girl.

And Flandre is...unstable. At best.

>>7150565
This.

Your point is invalidate OP.

>>7150663
>I beat her in lunatic. By god did she suck, even Saukya was harder than her.
Video of you time-outing scarlet meister and scarlet gensokyo in a single run wiht no misses. Now!

>>7150665
>curtain danmaku
>impossible to avoid
Fucking retard, that would defeat the concept of spellcard system.

>>7150670
Exactly why it missess and was only present in the fighter.

>>7150676
since when did we talk about the spellcard system here? If she's a 'weakling by vampire-standards' we have to take her real powers into account, not the spellcard rules.

>>7150681
You were talking about how Gungnir misses.
It misses because it must be avoidable.
She's never used it otherwise.

From the OP alone, this thread has hit critical levels of autism. Everyone please take the necessary precautions when operating in highly autistic conditions. Thank you.

>>7150684
>She's never used it otherwise
Entirely possible, since all we know of her is based on spellcard-battles.
We've never seen Yukari manipulating reality as well.

This thread gave me autism.

Oh hi

Stop posting your shit on /a/ please. We have enough bad trolls without you faggots shitting copypastas all over the place

So OP wasn't able to beat remi on easymodo?

>>7150688
>durr obsession is autism XD

You just went full retard.

>>7150693
Fuck off back to /a/, normalfag

Why can't you just enjoy a cute girl in a frilly dress OP? Life will be much easier if you do.

Newfags think that spellcards are a Youkais true power. I hate this place sometimes.

>>7150695

>>7150699
This. If you want to see the real powerlevels of characters, play the PC-98 games or SSG Extra.

>suggest that Remilia Scarlet is not the best 2hu
>60 white knights and 10 image replies omitted

The strongest autism.

Does anyone even know what autism means?

>>7150706
The autism is strong with this one.

>>7150706
No, because we're all autistic little girls.

>>7150688
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obsessive%E2%80%93compulsive_disorder
nope.
Also since when is it bad to have a bit more knowledge?
You just jelly.

>>7150706
If you have to ask, you're probably autistic.

>>7150706
Being weird and obsessive on the internet while having little social skills.

I love how /jp/ pretends to despise everything about /v/ but blatantly misuses its memes.

>>7150719
Are you new perhaps?

>>7150692
It's not the fact that I don't like her clothing, it's the fact that people make her out to be more than she is.

It's like saying theres and evil overlord in this castle kill him.

When you get there its a cute teddy bear that used many lies and bluffs to look evil so it could be left alone.

In genreal, Remilias Lies, bluffs and charisma is what got her on the top political list in Gensokyo, not her raw strength, as this is how she was able to live without trouble.

The trouble is, everytime some one mentions fatehax, or vampire powerlevels she can't possibly aquire due to her handicap, I break a foreign objects in my room.

>>7150718
>I get my mental health diagnoses from minecraft threads

>>7150719
Because using shitty memes correctly is admirable.

>>7150718
Nope.

>>7150720
Something that you are born with that affects your behaiveour
Such as aspergers syndrome.

>>7150720
>he thinks /jp/ doesn't constantly tell people they deem as inferior to "get back to /v/ or whatever shithole sent you here"
>he thinks autism isn't a /v/ meme

Are you new perhaps?

>>7150722
You aren't that wrong there, but you fail to understand that Remilia is a decent challenge even without her so called 'fate manipulation'. Saying that her fate manipulation powers are fanwank is completely acceptable. Saying she is weak by vampire standards is just bullshit.

>>7150722
>politician
>she is a good "liar"

Explain how this is a problem.

>>7150724
But why are you using /v/ memes at all?

When you manipulate fate right, people won't be sure you've manipulated anything at all.

>>7150730
/jp/ uses it because Sion and OWN works. No one respectable uses /v/.

>>7150730
Wait you didn't read the end?

I already knew that.

By vampire standards I meant things such as vampirics powers

E.G
Turn into Wolf,
Ghouls familiar ETC...

I did say she could still kill a guy, but in comaparison to other fictional vampires and whatnot her genreal Vampire attributes arn't that impressive.

I mean she's still a stage 6 boss and if anything a bitch to beat in danmaku, but in terms of an actual fight with say, i don't know a trained vampire hunter, methinks she wouldn't hold out as well

Hell, I'm inclined to belive that rather than being able to turn into mist she produces mist using her fingers (seeing as she can do that) as a substitute for the lack of the actual ablity.

I can't take it easy with threads like these. What happened to just posting pictures of cute girls and playing games all day.
Nobody used to care about the random anime spam or shit like this. We used to let it slide to page 15, not caring about it, but now it's 83 posts and 12 image replies omitted.

Ah well..

>>7150738
You know that sion is the one that made those images in the first place, right?

>>7150740
Ok, I actually agree with you there. We don't know about her vampiric powers besides that she's able to turn into a bat and it's possible that she and flandre are weak in that department. But she could most likely blow the average vampire hunter to pieces in a few seconds with her magic/non-vampiric fighting skills.

>>7150694
>Remilia
>easy mode
EoSD doesn't even let you try stage 6 on easy mode.

>>7150749
Oh, I didn't know that since I never played it on easy.

>>7150740
Exactly, now what were your thoughts on her using the guise of a false image to avoid potential enemys?

>>7150742
/jp/ has become japonese /b/ is why

>>7150743
Yeah. What's your point?

>>7150742
>What happened to just posting pictures of cute girls and playing games all day.

Those pictures of cute girls and games attracted fags from /a/ and /v/ that proceeded to take a gigantic dump on the board. In retaliation, the genuine neet and hikki posters started telling them to fuck off and to intensify the atmosphere of elitism so as to drive away anyone that isn't one of us.

>>7150742
Because now you have retards that feel the need to reply to EVERY thread, especially threads that do not need to be replied to.

The worst ones are the ones that say things like "Reported" or "/jp/ is not about Japan" in troll threads.

>>7150755
It means you're aping sion by misusing autism and posting those image macros. They're not even funny, so why use them? It just contributes to his perceived e-fame and consequently encourages him to spam and shitpost here even more.

>>7150757
You mention "genuine neet and hikki posters", but that's exactly the mentality that is wrong with /jp/. We should stop being so damn elitist about everything.
If you contribute to the board, be it by discussing /jp/ related things, doing VN/doujin translations or whatever then you should be allowed on this board regardless of your employment status.

>>7150771
>We should stop being so damn elitist about everything.
Just get out. If you want to see examples of boards that stopped being elitist about everything, look no further than /v/ or /a/.

>>7150771
And let normalfags turn this into /soc/ 2.0? No thanks

>>7150784
Did you even read the post?

>>7150764
He's going to shitpost here whether you like it or not, posting them isn't going to change anything. I was just explaining that /jp/ using autism had nothing to do with /v/. It doesn't matter how /jp/ or /v/ misuse the term, it's stuck now. As for the image macros themselves, how entertaining they are is a matter of opinion, but on the very rare occasion where they have the desired effect on someone who hasn't seen them before, it's priceless.

>feed trolls
>shitpost everyday
>spam retarded shit
>bitch about declining quality of the board

>>7150784
Normalfags would never post about their problems in /jp/.

Ever.

And if they do they should be hounded out. But I don't see why /jp/ers shouldn't be able to ask for help from /jp/.

>>7150805
Such is /jp/

Is there anything to have a serious discussion about Touhou though?

>>7150805
What, are you implying Saten threads, which _ would you _ threads, wat do threads, random anime screenshot spam, and the wat is j/p/ for? spam are helping the board decay? That's just poppycock!

>>7150805
Remember where you are?

>/jp/ - Hypocrisy/General

>>7150827
There are other popular boards for pure Touhou and other things apart from /jp/.

Hint: They aren't on 4chan.

And they aren't shitty.

>>7150780
I'll just point this out since you haven't noticed. Your strategy isn't working.

All this ultra-elitist shit as of late has only made the board even worse, congrats, you are part of the problem.

As used to be said, just take it easy.

>touhou powerlevels
I stopped caring when- oh wait, I never cared.

>>7150865
You're obviously new here. /jp/, while still in bad shape, is much improved from when JCBS, Bawwson and G0K sent me were being spammed constantly.

>>7150877
You're obviously new here. /jp/, while still in bad shape, was much better when JCBS, Bawwson and G0K sent me were being spammed constantly.

These arguments are circumstantial and poorly reasoned, and most of them disregard canon in favour of what the author wants to be true.
I'm not particularly a Remilia fanboy and I'm not really saying this in her defence, but whoever wrote this is full of shit and highly autistic.

>>7150900
While it used to be in bad shape you mean? Way to half-heartedly correct someone.

Here's another friendly reminder.

>>7150914
ヽ(´ー｀)ﾉ

>>7150742
Elitism was part of /jp/ culture as well. If you love all of /jp/ you will love it as well. Newfags that cant stand the elitism or cant handle straight forward rude posts they are free to leave.

>>7150950
Elitism is just another word for hypocrisy, in this case at least.

>>7151044
But /jp/ doesn't believe it's better than everyone, only different.

Except for /a/ and /v/

>>7151044
>hypocrisy
Clearly you are misusing this word.
How can you call most of us hypocrites? We dont go to /a/ or /v/ and start like these.
"Hi I am from /jp/. I just finished X. Please recommend me another manga/anime/game?"

Reminder of what will happen to /jp/ if it stops being elitist.
Notice that people will say /a/ got better after it stopped being elitist. They are the same newfriends that ruined that board!
Keep fighting the good fight Anon!

I always thought that Yuyuko is the strongest AND dangerous. She can devour your souls without even break as sweat!

>>7151080
Also remember what happens when /jp/ gets so busy replying to obvious troll threads that it neglects to post something useful and just encourages them.

>>7150742

sauce of the original (pic) please.

>>7151062

I visit all three boards at the same time, and no matter how I look at it, its all the same shit. /a/ and /v/ are "LOL SO X XD" versions of /b/. /jp/ is the "get the fuck out, faggot" version of /b/.

It's all the same shit, admit it.

>something useful
Are you new? /jp/ is fucking slow.
I rather it stays as a slow board instead of having daily dose of recommendation threads and newfags blogging what do threads.

>>7151119
Of course, it's no secret. Look at any board on this website, 9/10 threads will be just dumb random bullshit with < 30 replies. Why are you still wasting your time here?

>>7151134
>Why are you still wasting your time here?

Yes, why are we?

>>7150950
Except that:

1) Now there is about 10-15 "Elitist or straight up rude posts" in every shit thread.
2) Half of those posts don't even use sage and end up bumping the thread up, sometimes when it was well on its way to its slide to obscurity.
3) Taking it easy and letting those threads disappear without encouraging trolls by responding every fucking time would probably work a lot better.

Not like it matters in the end. I'm certain most of the "rude" posts are just trolls bumping threads anyway, so i'll filter and report and you do that reply to every troll thread thing that you do.

>>7151134
/tg/ is still good. My last bastion.

>>7151149

So as /fa/, if you visit it once.

>>7151143
Except that:
1) They actually leave
2) They go back to /a/ to complain about /jp/ elitism
3) They start their EPIC VN threads in /a/

>>7151159
Whatever you're on, I want some of it.

What happened to the powerlevel discussions we were having?

You know what this thread needs?

A Remilia "Haters gonna Hate" image macro.

>>7151159
yeah like no

>>7151178

>/jp/ Touhou powerlevel discussion without Ultimate Magic

>>7150621
>taking Flandre's word over ZUN's
You're fucking retarded, aren't you? ZUN stated Remilia has that power. She has that power.

DEAL WITH IT.

>>7151222
It's because Suigin ain't here.

>>7151222
suigin is taking the day off or something

>>7151233
>>7151236
You know Suigin is the new janitor, right?

My theory that Remilia should be in Marisa's harem due to the "...You can eat me" line has more credibility than anything put forth in this thread.

>>7151222
When?

>>7151258
I'm glad I'm not the only one that thinks so.

ITT Denial.
Denial everywhere.

>>7151236
>>7151233
>>7151254
Actually I was >>7151080 I just didn't feel like discussing powerlevels so early in the morning.

Also my opinion as a professional touhou powerlevel expert on this matter is that Remilia didn't use her powers against Reimu because they were fighting using danmaku and that kind of limits the powers of each duelist.
Also Reimu can float away from reality thus escaping her fate manipulation.

>>7151073
>How can you call most of us hypocrites? We dont go to /a/ or /v/ and start like these.
"Hi I am from /jp/. I just finished X. Please recommend me another manga/anime/game?"
I can't grasp, whether it's a troll post or not, because it's, vica versa .

As someone who have 1cc'd every Touhou ever on hard and beat every extra stage too, I have reach this conclusion:

Shinki=Yuuka=Suika=Shikieiki>Yukari=Reimu>>>The rest of the cast.

But that's just, like, my opinion, man.

>>7151258
But your theory is refuted by both the fact that Marisa's route isn't canon and that in Remilia flat out hugs Reimu in her ending.

>>7151347
As if gameplay has anything to do with powerlevels.

>>7151265
>>7151258
Ever wondered WHY is Remilia paired with Reimu?

>>7151347
I'd agree with this if you replaced Yuuka with Yuugi.

>>7151350
>gameplay
I wasn't talking about gameplay but canon powerlevel.

That's the conclusion I get from seeing every ending and character discussion ever.

>>7151377
Yes, then I found out months ago that people considered a hug to be a stronger indicator than an obvious innuendo propositioning for oral sex.

>>7152611
Touhou has quite some innuendo, but I never saw that one. Where?
Or is it just some out of context bs?

What a long thread I missed while I was sleeping.

Is it worth reading?

> thinks remilia is weak and all that shit while coming up with reasons why remilia is weak

> just another fan making up fandom

long story short, remilia is the head honcho of the scarlet devil mansion. if she is lol weak then at least beat her in hard diff. That said, you sound like just a whiny secondary.

>>7152641
No

>>7152632
EoSD Stage 6, just as Septette starts:

Remilia:
で、何しに来たの？
もう、私お腹いっぱいだけど・・・
So, what are you here for?
I'm already quite full, but...
Marisa:
そうだな、私はお腹がすいたぜ
Okay, but y'know, I'm hungry.
Remilia
・・・食べても、いいのよ
...You can eat me.
Marisa
ああ、そうかい
今の、植物の名前だぜ
「亜阿相界」
Ah, is that so? (Aa, sou kai?)
Just now, that's the name of a flower!
Assoukai.

食べる is often used in a sexual context exactly the same way we use "to eat" sexually, though it can imply a more complete conquest than just oral sex.
Flowers are often used in poetic literature (which ZUN does use: Inaba, Kaguyahime, Flight of the Bamboo Cutter, etc) to refer to sexual "blooming" and cohabitation.

>>7152661
Should also point out there's a comic panel somewhere with Sakuya trying on Remilia's hat and saying "...you can eat me."

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>>7151348
They're just friends.

Shit. Is this thread real or copypasta from somewhere else?

>>7152661
I like you. Compile your writings in a single post or txt file and give it to me.

>>7152661
>ああ、そうかい
I never knew Marisa was such a hick.

>>7152714
Canon implies otherwise. Especially on Remi's side.

>>7152735
Hugging doesn't make her gay. Do you have any more examples?

>>7152746
We've got plenty.

MarisaxRemila ain't too bad of a pairing. MarisaxSakuya is better I'd say though.

>>7152751
So Remi obviously likes to hug people to make them feel uncomfortable. That's only more evidence that she's not gay for Reimu.

>>7152661
>Flowers are often used in poetic literature (which ZUN does use: Inaba, Kaguyahime, Flight of the Bamboo Cutter, etc) to refer to sexual "blooming" and cohabitation.
Indeed.

>>7152751
Youmu looks like she enjoys it.
Everybody is gay for Remilia. Or the other way round.

>>7152765
Yes, because high-fiving is obviously a sign for people being hard gay.

>>7152772
"Got myself another one!"

>>7152770
What else could it mean?

>>7152764
It wouldn't be molestation if they were enjoying it.

That's all I have for MarisaxRemilia art. Shit's rare.

Where do you live, OP? If you happen to live reasonably close to me I'd be happy to fight you. I love Remi.

>>7152784
What do you mean "what else could it mean"? It's a goddamn high-five, people do that all the time. Are you saying you never high-fived someone?

>>7152792
You have to admit that whole sequence was totally gay, even if they're not actually gay.

>>7152787
Marisa is angry in that one. She doesn't like it.

Remi is the final stage boss, Flandre is the extra stage boss

Flandre is stronger, it's that simple

Also Flandre is crazier so she is more dangerous

>>7152796
How the hell is it gay? щ(ﾟДﾟщ) They just meet and then give each other a sign of greeting. Seriously, why do people think this is gay?

>Remilia
>・・・食べても、いいのよ

Never thought there would be such a strong innuendo.
Then that hug with Reimu who she just met recently, Marisa telling Flan to marry Reimu. TH6 had a pretty gay atmosphere.

>>7152815
Even the three faeries thought it was gay.

You're not winning this one.

>>7152796
Everybody is gay in Gensokyo.

>>7152816
Yeah. I wonder where that went. Maybe after that was when ZUN finally purged all sexual thoughts from his mind and body and became a youkai.

>>7152936
Wouldn't put it past him. He became so infatuated with alcohol that he damaged the part of his brain that's in charge of libido.

Well, there are still such lines in the other games, too.

I think I will make myself some makeshift touhou manga out of screenshots including all dialogue and endings. This way I can collect them all.

That's a lot of frustration over trying to prove someone isn't strong in a game about little girls firing lasers at each other

> implying /jp/ thinks Remilia has a high power level

Oh please, don't make me SHIT MY PANTS.

All the power level threads on /jp/ revolve around Yukari and Reimu.

MariRemi bump

>fanon shit
>relevant to my touhous

Nope, i'm suprised this hasn't turned into a Yuuka shitfest what with HURR IM SO STRONG.