/jp/ - Otaku Culture

却下

Fuck off, retard.

1/5

8/10

Was about to get mad.

Go back to /b/, normalfag.

I don't like the choice of the picture, OP. Try something else. Also, the fact what you mention the word, "meme" gives off an even more negative vibe.

Memes aren't just arbitrarily decided, they happen by chance/random happenstance of enough random people finding it amusing. To say otherwise is to force a meme.

Is that green haired girl?

2/5

lmao epic win OP! :P

>>7146821
i just googled "angry anime chick" and used mspaint to crop. feel free to improve on my idea

Thread reported. I encourage all onlookers and true NEETs to do the same.

3/5

4/5

ITT: Autism

5/5

how do you change the text to white in ms paint???

even if it wasn't forced, this isn't that funny

OP you have a good idea. But the picture you should use is of an actual raging weeaboo. See if you can find a picture of a /jp/ browser.

Get the fuck out, retard.

>>7146854
Sup OP

Didn't I just see this on /a/?

Is this the kind of shit that passes for funny on /b/ these days? No wonder everyone agrees it's the worst board on 4chan.

>>7146859
What were you doing on /a/?

>>7146859
>>>/a/47460634

reported

>>7146863
He's the OP. Any non-saged posts are the OP advertising.

>>7146854
ok

>He thinks that Otaku and Weeaboo are the same thing!

Full retard.

>>7146872
>implying that they aren't

>>7146874

They aren't.

It's like I'm really on /b/!

Wow, this thread is so horrible, OP you should be ashamed.

amidonigitrite XD

The raging weaboo isn't the girl in the picture, it's the people posting in this thread.

6/10 OP, quite a few fell for it.

This ain't /b/

>>7146910
OP, stop samefagging. You clearly haven't been on /jp/ very long. /jp/ sages EVERYTHING. Your thread just happens to be shit.

0/10
You happened to make them do what they do to every thread anyways.

too animu

>>7146919
Note: The OP in this thread isn't the one who came up with the idea. The original thread for this was in /b/. then it moved to /a/, and now it's here.

>>7146919

>>7146919
>frustrated that /jp/ is shitty
>pull samefag card, obviously it's only one person. Yes. Only one person.

>>7146921
I fucking went to that thread. Halfway through he had to start samefagging for interest.

Jesus, where are the janitors?

>>7146921
>this was in /b/. then it moved to /a/, and now it's here.

Story of /jp/'s life, really.

Guys this has potential.

>>7146935
Yeah, it does.

>>7146866

Hey, don't blame it on /a/
shit started with /b/

>>7146937
It's like advice dog but the image is more opted for /jp/ due to anime being the main source of sorrow.

>>7146935
The only potential I see is the OP's opportunity to level up in faggotry from samefagging.

>new meme proposal

Get the fuck out.

You don't make memes, newfag. Memes just happen. Trying to make a meme is proof that you've not been on /jp/, or even 4chan, for long.

I hope your entire family dies in a car accident.

11/10, would sage again

>>7146941
>anime
>/jp/
You didn't even take two minutes to browse the first page, did you?

>>7146942
Then you have an inadequate set of eyes.

toho fuck

This thread looks so nice. I'm glad /jp/ took the time to post in it.

>>7146944
meme's don't just happen. Only bawfags with denial issues think there's any originality or spontaneous growth in a meme. You're just looking for abuse. Stop shitposting.

I like this dude better.

>>7146946
You haven't been here long huh?

>>7146946
I'd say most /jp/ users watch anime.

>>7146947

No, I'm pretty goddamn sure you're samefagging. You getting mad, "bro"?

Nice looking meme OP! It could use some work though~ For starters it wouldn't look that good on a t-shirt or other merchandise that would be marketed virally by it (btw do you have a site set up already?). Black is going to really end up costing more to print as well. Secondly, you should get a more recognizable character for the middle part, maybe Konata from Lucky Star with an angry face etc...

Good luck!
Fellow memeticist™

>>7146957
why would I be mad? I'm not your parent or anything so your lack of skills has no effect on me.

i can't even relate to this

>this thread

>>7146954
>>7146956
Anime is not fucking /jp/ relevant. If you haven't realized that then you're retarded. Daily anime spam does not mean anime belongs here.

>>7146960

Skills? No seriously, you're samefagging. I bet you don't even know what samefagging is.

>>7146960
>skills
this isn't a sport, son.

>>7146959
>Konata with an angry face
dood...do you know how hard it would be to find that? maybe it could be an OC or something...
But yeah, the image was a little rushed. feel free to improve on it.

What a horrible idea.
What a horrible thread.

>>7146827
So may I know the source of this adorable looking girl?

>>7146964
Actually it does but you're probably a newfag anyway.

>>7146965
You don't know what skills are? Fucking autism embodied.

/a/ here

Keep your fucking forced memes on /jp/ you fucking cunts

>>7146969
Awful? Yes. Hilarious? Yes. In a morbid sort of way.

>>7146964
..Yet lots of /jp/ users do watch anime. I don't think anyone was calling anime a thing that should be discussed in /jp/.
Its not like something like that "raging weeaboo" would be any better even if the stuff was more VN/touhou/etc-oriented anyway so it doesn't matter.

>>7146974
you seem upset

>>7146974
Also /a/ here. It wasn't them you ignorant cockfag. It was /b/, as usual. And if you're still mad about the autist reaction shits then you're stupid.

>>7146807
#1 reason /jp/ is shit.

Dear OP

This place called /jp/ has seen mare than it's fair share of trolls both foreign and internal and has somewhat developed some resistance and tolerance to what I see right now is another lame attempt. Lurk first and learn from the seniors... I suggest you be creative in your pursuits or if you decided to stick to a particular style of trolling (like drawfagging and others) then be prepared to master it... only then can people recognize you and you harvest the fruits of your labors which is the undivided attention and rage which in turn will motivate you both mentally and spiritually...

Sage for lame troll... nice try but pale and lame...

>>7146984
>resistance and tolerance

You didn't even skim did you.

>ED
>Article of the Now: Autism Macros

>>7146984
Amen

>>7146983
/jp/ was designed to be shitty.

Watcha doin' there Sanae? Being a slut in doujinshi wasn't good enough for ya?

oh boy this is awesome

the reactions are hilarious

contibuting

>>7146989
Guess I myself have accumulated some form of resistance since I didn't notice... Lol...

Do not worry... the only people bitching about the current state of /jp/ are either newfags, idiots, retards and liberals... the rest just take it easy as if it's just another drop of pee in a sea of piss...

This thread is an eyesore. This thread is an eyesore. This thread is an eyesore. This thread is an eyesore. This thread is an eyesore. This thread is an eyesore. This thread is an eyesore. This thread is an eyesore. This thread is an eyesore. This thread is an eyesore. This thread is an eyesore. This thread is an eyesore. This thread is an eyesore. This thread is an eyesore. This thread is an eyesore. This thread is an eyesore. This thread is an eyesore. This thread is an eyesore. This thread is an eyesore. This thread is an eyesore.

Best thread on /jp/

>>7147000
nice trips. and yeah, that's what the purpose of the macro was.

>>7147006
But's that pretty much the majority of /jp/ in that context.

>>7147000

>samefagging newfag gets textbook /jp/ reactions typical of every single thread here, and thinks we're mad

Failure incarnate.

http://www.abs-cbnnews.com/business/09/22/10/smuggled-onions-china-seized
http://www.abs-cbnnews.com/business/01/06/11/onion-smuggling-raps-filed-doj
http://www.customs.gov.ph/newsView.php?id=28

Please, ignore the poster known as "mugenjohncel".
He is barely a minor smuggler and black market profiteer who labours under the delusion that he is a great tycoon.
His business is sneaking $200000 of vegetables past customs, deny responsibility and frame colleagues.
Truly, he is a laughable figure.
The state of his country is worrisome.
I would not desire him as a comrade, nor as my friend on the internet.
Please, you will help this board if you never acknowledge him, or reply to him.

hurry bump before it 404s!

I'll have to make this thread pure again.

>>7147014

>>7147006
>Implying the only people who give a fuck about /jp/ are newfags.
Kill yourself.

I FUCK. I FUCK THIS THREAD

If /jp/ is so immune to trolling then how come this shitty thread is overflowing with buttmad and poopooholedevastation?

Not even going to sage it, you faggots deserve this

>>7147014
>typical

>adds to #95 via asspain

hahahaha oh wow you are so young.

Why are people responding seriously to mugen...?

>>7147012
No my friend... they are nothing but a small minority... A VERY VOCAL MINORITY... you really believe that /jp/ is composed of a bunch of failures of society... I don't think so... The way I see it... /jp/ is composed of mature intelligent individuals bonded together by a common cause... whatever it was I don't know...

This is a drastic situation. This thread is on the level of shitty threads on boards like /a/ and /v/. At least OUR shitty threads had a special feel to them. Quick, someone spam CP so it gets deleted.

>>7147031
Nobody in this thread is actually mad, we're all just being ironic.

>>7147024
Why are you arguing with Mugen? get out of /jp/, you mongrel.

>>7147031
And you're why /jp/ is bad.

>>7147036
Too bad I can't have my Kud Wafter cg here in UK anymore...

Weekend /jp/, not so good

>>7147031

Do you really think we're mad here? OP is like some easily-impressed 12 year old baiting himself to be all EPIC WIN LOLOL because that's what he wishes happens. Since he has no idea how what to actually expect out of /jp/ he would have claimed EPIC WIN etc no matter what anyone here said, and would just samefag it (like he did actually, many many times) to try to give it more attention if he knew he was failing. Scratch that, that's actually exactly what happened. Newfag was all impressed no matter what we said because in his own autistic mind he wins no matter what because he thinks he's so witty and funny and great.

wow you sagefags are terrible at being sarcastic or unapproving. You really earned this thread.

>>7147006
You are the one that did all those thread, am I right?

>>7147039
Suddenly telling someone to kill yourself is on grounds of arguing.

Idiots abound.

>>7147049
wall of text says you're too butthurt to just make the conclusion and leave.

>>7147048
Then we make it GOOD!... problem solved!!!... why so negative... let's play along with OP and pretend we buy his trolling attempt while we internally laugh and ridicule him... see?... very easy to flip coin...

>>7147054

Lol I'm saving these for tommorow.

As if mods would delete Taiga.

Puberty is the most confusing time during the span of life that many individuals experience. The body is doing one thing, the mind is going another direction, and what actions come from the person do not coincide with what is happening to them. It is the equivalent of being put into a hormonal and physical blender.

>>7147061
>I'm too ADD to read more than two sentences of coherent text, that's why I'm failing in school but try to make myself feel better by making fun of those crazy internet people

FOUND THE FILE :3
ADOLESCENT GIRLS AND THEIR EDUCATION

I. Differences of the sexes in strength, mortality, brain, senses, agility, mental traits, crime, disposition, variability, conservation, progressive sexual divergence. II. Medical and biological views in other lands and in this country since Dr. E. H. Clarke. III. Health and its tests -- Danger of overdrawing reserves. IV. Marriage of educated women -- latest statistics or nubility rates of male and female colleges -- Comparisons and lessons. V. Fecundity in earlier generations in America -- Sterility in this and other countries, and its causes and stages -- Best age for parenthood in mother and in father -- Effects of over-nutrition and mental strain -- Statistics of children of graduates of girls' colleges compared with rate of reproduction of male graduates -- Dangers of late marriages and of only children -- Fertility as a test of civilization -- Individuation versus genesis -- Dominance of the instinct for marriage and motherhood in normal women and substitutes provided for it. VI. Education -- New English opinions -- Coeducation of various degrees -- Its advantages and dangers for both boys and girls -- The age of eighteen -- Changes to the dollish, disappointed, and devotee type -- Dangers of aping man-made education and of complacency -- Arrest in the first stages of a movement just begun -- Training for spinsterhood and self-support versus for maternity -- Hints and general outlines of a higher education for girls based on their nature and needs and not on convention or the demands of feminists -- Branches of such a curriculum -- Methods -- Hygiene.

Now we're cooking.

Honestly, what the fucking shit.

>>7147081
>He's still butthurt and couldn't handle one sentence.

you should get a diaper.

>>7147071
nigga u gay

>>7147066

I. The Biological and Anthropological Standpoint. -- Our modern knowledge of woman represents her as having characteristic differences from man in every organ and tissue, as conservative in body and mind, fulfilling the function of seeing to it that no acquired good be lost to mankind, as anabolic rather than katabolic, or disposed to assimilate or digest on a higher plane, as normally representing childhood and youth in the full meridian of its glory in all her dimensions and nature so that she is at the top of the human curve from which the higher super-man of the future is to evolve, while man is phylogenetically by comparison a trifle senile, if not decadent. Her sympathetic and ganglionic system is relatively to the cerebro-spinal more dominant. Her whole soul, conscious and [p. 562] unconscious, is best conceived as a magnificent organ of heredity, and to its laws all her psychic activities, if unperverted, are true. She is by nature more typical and a better representative of the race and less prone to specialization. Her peculiar organs, while constituting a far larger proportion of her body than those of man, are hidden and their psychic reverberations are dim, less-localized, more all-pervasive. She works by intuition and feeling; fear, anger, pity, love, and most of the emotions have a wider range and greater intensity. If she abandons her natural naïveté and takes up the burden of guiding and accounting for her life by consciousness, she is likely to lose more than she gains, according to the old saw that she who deliberates is lost.

>>7147081
>He's still in school

hahahahah

The only good thing about this thread are the loli.

Secondary, tertiary, and quaternary sex qualities are developed far beyond her ken or that of science, in a way that the latter is only beginning to glimpse. While she needs tension that only the most advanced modern psychology sees to be sexual at root, we shall never know the true key to her nature until we understand, how the nest and the cradle are larger wombs; the home, a larger nest; the tribe, state, church, and school, larger homes and irradiations from it. Biological psychology already dreams of a new philosophy of sex which places the wife and mother at the heart of a new world and makes her the object of a new religion and almost of a new worship, that will give her reverent exemption from sex competition and reconsecrate her to the higher responsibilities of the human race, into the past and future of which the roots of her being penetrate; where the blind worship of mere mental illumination has no place; and where her real superiority to man will have free course and be glorified and the ideals of the old matriarchates again find embodiment in fit and due degree.

bump this is relavent to my interests.

>>7146910
>>7147087
Looks like someone saw it coming a long time ago.

i'm really tempted to spam this with CP to get it deleted

Patrick [1] has summarized the salient points of difference between men and women as follows: The latter are shorter and lighter save for a brief period at about thirteen, as we have shown in Chapter I. Her adult height to that of man is as about 16 to 17, and her weight as 9 to 10. Her form is rounder, she has more fat, more water, less muscle; her dyna-[p. 563]mometer strength foots up about two-thirds that of man; her trunk is relatively slightly longer; the pelvic bend makes her a little less erect; the head is less upright, and her gait slightly less steady; her plantar arch is flatter; her forefinger is relatively longer than the other three; the thyroid larger; the lung capacity relatively less; the blood has less red corpuscles; her bones a little less specific gravity; she is more anemic, and her pulse is faster. In the United States about 105 boys are born to 100 girls, but through life the male death-rate is higher, so that in nearly every land, after the first year or two, there are more females than males. She is more liable to whooping-cough, scarlet fever, phthisis, diphtheria, but resists diseases best and dies less often than man at nearly every age. Ballod [2] shows that the average increased duration of life in the last decennium is for women and not for men, and that large cities and factories tend to shorten average male longevity. Hegar (Geschlechtstrieb) concludes that before forty, married, and after forty, unmarried, women are more liable to die, but that married outlive unmarried men. He is more prone than she to rheumatism, cancer, brain troubles, sudden death from internal or external causes, can less survive severe surgical operations and grows old more rapidly; his hair is gray earlier and he is more prone to loss of sight, hearing, memory, senile irritability, to deformities and anomalies, is less hardy and less resembles children.

Woman's skull is smaller, especially at the base, but large in circumference at the crown, which is flatter and more angular; her forehead is more vertical; the glabella and superorbital ridges are less, as are the occipital and mastoid prominences and the parietal prominence; her face is smaller and a little lower, and she is slightly more prognathic. Her absolute brain weight to that of man is about as 9 to 10, but her smaller size makes her brain about equal, if not heavier, in weight. The lower centers are larger in women, and in nearly all these respects women differ less among themselves than do men. Martin and Clouston found the female brain slightly better irrigated by blood, especially in the occipital regions, although the number of its corpuscles as compared to those of man was as 9 [p. 564] to 10. The anterior regions of the brain were best supplied in man. The specific gravity of the gray matter of all parts of the brain was less in women, but in the white matter there was no difference. The female brain has more bilateral symmetry, i. e., its right and left hemispheres are more alike. In all save the occipital regions the male has more secondary gyri and probably the convolutions are deeper. In most forms of lunacy the male brain is most wasted at death, and four men to one woman die of general paralysis between thirty and fifty. Women are more often insane, but men most often die of insanity, while women who die in lunatic asylums more often die of body diseases.

Felus catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,
An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature.
Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses
Control your hunting skills and natural defences.

I find myself intrigued by your sub-vocal oscillations,
A singular development of cat communications
That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.

A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents.
You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion,
It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotions.

Oh, Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display
Connote a fairly well developed cognitive array,
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.

Freep=suigin?
I don't want an other round of autism fight here. Go away you too.

Mental stimulus, according to Warner, more readily lowers their general nutrition. Möbius,[3] on the other hand, who sees danger in the emancipation movement of the feminists, thinks that the fact that they have accomplished so little in the world of art and science is not due to subjection but to inferiority. He lays stress on Rödinger's results, viz., that in infants the convolutions about the Sylvian fissures are simpler, with fewer bends, that the island of Keil is smaller, less convex, and simpler, as is the third frontal gyrus, and the whole parietal lobe is inferior in females at all ages to that of men, these being the portions most closely connected with mentation. The sexes have the same convolutions, but of different sizes, and the same powers, but in differing degrees.

>>7147087
That's not even weeaboo raging. That's normal raging at how much of a faggot you are.

>>7147112
You'd deserve your vanning and banning, and the mods'd leave this thread up as punishment.

Every time you have a shitty thread like this it's your fault for not ignoring it. We have people threatening to spam CP to get it deleted. How pathetic is this?

Today was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Sarah. She is really fucking hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Senjogahara called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my cock. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my cock. Booya.

Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch cock is going inside of her pussy, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my cock. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.

Women seem slightly more obtuse in sight, touch, and hearing, and less sensitive to pain. Concerning taste discriminations, investigators differ. Ellis and Galton conclude that she has less sensibility but more affectibility and nervous irritability. Only about four-tenths of one per cent of women are color blind as against three and a half per cent of men. In visual discriminations in the indirect field of vision, she excels, indicating that the retinal function is less focused in the fovea. With her eyes fixed straight ahead on the streets she observes persons and things farther right and left than man can do Bryan found that in rapid movements, she excelled from five to sixteen, except at about thirteen, while in precision boys slightly excel. Gilbert concludes that boys tap fastest at every [p. 565] age, and that reaction time is less at all ages for boys. Ellis concludes that in dexterity, as shown in cotton spinning, woolen weaving, cigar and cigarette making, and other fine work, man excels where opportunity and numbers are equal. In quick reading, where the sense of a paragraph is to be grasped in minimal time and with equal knowledge of the subject, woman excels in quick apprehension of wholes. Women go in flocks, and in social matters are less prone to stand out with salient individuality. They are more emotional, altruistic, intuitive, less judicial, and less able to make disinterested and impersonal judgment. Girls are most likely to know their environment, while the boys oftenest show surprising gaps in knowledge of what is right about them and unexpected acquaintance with something afar, special or unusual.

HAHAHAHA
YOU THINK YOURE THOUGH UH ?
I HAVE ONE WORD FOR YOU
THE FORCED ISOLATION OF THE HIKKI
GET IT ?
I DONT THINK SO
YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT MY WAIFU I GUESS ?
SHES 2D
AND IS NAMED ``ALICE''
OK YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT NEET
THIS IS /jp/
YOU ARE ALLOWED TO POST HERE ONLY IF YOU HAVE ACHIEVED RONERY
LONELINESS IS ALL ABOUT ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE'' THAT YOU WILL NEVER COMPREHEND
I HAVE 1CC'D EVERY TOUHOU
IF ITS NOT DONE YOU HAVE TO

>>7147121
Well it's /jp/. It's the drainage pipe for /a/ and /v/.

John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie.

>>7147128
Can someone post the /prog/ version of this? I don't have it saved and I can't remember the last bits

Miss Thompson [4] found from laboratory tests that men excel women in strength, rapidity, and in rate of fatigue, and slightly in accuracy, but the latter are superior in new motor combinations; that men have the lower sensory threshold for light, and women for distinguishing two points on the skin, in sweet, salt, sour, and bitter taste, in smell, color, and pain by pressure, and in discriminative pitch and color. Men excel in distinguishing lifted weights, sweet, sour, and bitter. Women excel in memory. This writer becomes feministic in crediting abstract deductions and taking Lourbet's jesting remark that the smaller and more agile male cell might better represent the female and the larger ovum the male, seriously, and defies Weismannism by ascribing sexual differences of type of mental action to the differences of the influences that surround the sexes in early years.

Her thought is more concrete and individual and she is more prone to associations in space, and man in time. Men are more prone to bring things under general rules and with regard to symmetry. Her logical thought is slower, but her associations quicker than those of man, she is less troubled by inconsistencies, and has less patience with the analysis involved in science and invention.

>>7147119
You're a retard.

/jp/ quality control
we need more touhou

I woke up at exactly 6:00. I need no alarm clock. Two women woke me by sucking my cock, which by the way is 17 and a half inches. I didn't need to shower, because my body self cleanses and my pores emit the manliest cologne possible.

I got in my 2009 Lamborghini Murcielago and another one of my bitches was waiting in the passenger seat. She was in the car all night, because she couldn't sleep without me having penetrated her. She hopped on me and started riding my dick while I squeezed her tits and drove with my knees. In three seconds, I arrived at the gym, which was fifty miles away. I threw the bitch off me, and she quickly returned to the passenger seat, where she would sit until I got back. When I got out the car, I flexed. My bulging, huge, muscles ripped my shirt off, and six women lined up. We had an orgy, which didn't last too long. Each woman climaxed when my cock came within five inches of her pussy, and went into an eternal state of euphoria after I put it in. I came, and three hundred gallons of semen shot out. It landed in Ghana, and ended the drought.

I hovered into the gym, because the ground was too scared of my calf muscles to touch my feet. After benching seven thousand tons, I squatted four million kilograms. I started doing my four hundred laps around California, but I got a phone call. It was a conference call with nineteen supermodels. They orgasmed after hearing my voice. My bitch in the car was getting lonely, so I went back. She sucked me off as I took the three second drive back home. I left her in the car and went inside.

>>7147144
Thank you for proving my point.

>>7147144
whine harder you butthurt nigger.

Of 483,517 patents recorded in Washington up to October,[p. 566] 1892, 3,458 were by women. In education men have made most of the reforms, while recent developments show that they can excel even in dressmaking and cooking. Woman has rapid tact in extricating herself from difficulties; girls speak quicker than boys; old women are likely to be talkative, old men glum; men progress most after graduation; women are very prone to lose accomplishments and special culture and training, are more punctual in school and college, more regular in attendance, and in higher grades have the best marks, but vary less from the average; they excel in mental reproduction rather than in production; are superior in arts of conversation, more conservative and less radical; their vasomotor system is more excitable; they are more emotional, blush and cry easier; are more often hypnotized; quicker to take suggestions; have most sympathy, pity, charity, generosity, and superstitions. Male crime to female is as 6 to 1, woman exceeding only in poisoning, domestic theft, and infanticide. She is about as superior to man in altruism as she is behind him in truth-telling, being more prone to ruse and deception. She is more credulous and less skeptical, more prone to fear and timidity, and has greater fidelity, dependence, reverence, and devotion

>>7147136
Seems someone is ready to take over so I can do other even less meaningful things again.

>>7147151
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As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
I take a look at my life and realize there's nuttin' left
‘Cause I've been blastin’ and laughin’ so long that
Even my mama thinks that my mind is gone

But I ain't never crossed a man that didn't deserve it
Me be treated like a punk, you know that's unheard of
You better watch how you talkin’ and where you walkin’
Or you and your homies might be lined in chalk

I really hate to trip but I gotta loc
As they croak I see myself in the pistol smoke, fool
I'm the kinda G the little homies wanna be like
On my knees in the night, sayin’ prayers in the street light

We've been spending most our lives
Living in the Gangsta's Paradise
We've been spending most our lives
Living in the Gangsta's Paradise

We keep spending most our lives
Living in the Gangsta's Paradise
We keep spending most our lives
Living in the Gangsta's Paradise

I'm a 27 year old American underjordsbo (Scandinavian culture lover for you outlanders). I draw Norse runestones on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Scandinavian games. (Bad Company 2, Mirror's Edge, Max Payne)

I train with my dane axe every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is made from iron from the Scandinavian fjells: K?en, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my strids?s license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Norse fluently, both Swedish and Norwegian dialects, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Scandinavian history and their ?ir code, which I follow 100 percent.

When I get my Finnish visa, I am moving to Helsinki to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent social welfare system. I hope I can become a skald or a game designer!

I own several horned helmets, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Scandinavia, so I can fit in easier. I adress my elders and seniors by first name and speak Norse as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Anyone have some tips so I can fully experience the Scandinavian lifestyle?

Wish me luck in Finland!

>>7147139

HAHAHAHA
YOU THINK YOURE THOUGH UH ?
I HAVE ONE WORD FOR YOU
THE FORCED INDENTATION OF THE CODE
GET IT ?
I DONT THINK SO
YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT MY OTHER CAR I GUESS ?
ITS A CDR
AND IS PRONOUNCED ``CUDDER''
OK YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT PROGRAMMER
THIS IS /prog/
YOU ARE ALLOWED TO POST HERE ONLY IF YOU HAVE ACHIEVED SATORI
PROGRAMMING IS ALL ABOUT ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE'' THAT YOU WILL NEVER COMPREHEND
I HAVE READ SICP
IF ITS NOT DONE YOU HAVE TO
TOO BAD RUBY ON RAILS IS SLOW AS FUCK
BBCODE AND ((SCHEME)) ARE THE ULTIMATE LANGUAGES
ALSO
WELCOME TO /prog/
EVERY THREAD WILL BE REPLIED TO
NO EXCEPTION

>>7147153
you do know that this is just gonna be reposted when this 404s right?

Look at the situation, they got me facin’
I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the strict
So I gotta be down with the hood team
Too much television watchin’ got me chasin’ dreams

I'm a educated fool with money on my mind
Got my ten in my hand and a gleam in my eye
I'm a loc'ed out gangsta, set-trippin’ banger
And my homies is down, so don't arouse my anger, fool

Death ain't nuthin but a heartbeat away
I'm livin’ life do-or-die-a, what can I say?
I'm twenty-three now, but will I live to see twenty-fo'?
The way things is goin’ I don't know

Tell me why are we so blind to see
That the ones we hurt are you and me

We've been spending most our lives
Living in the Gangsta's Paradise
We've been spending most our lives
Living in the Gangsta's Paradise

We keep spending most our lives
Living in the Gangsta's Paradise
We keep spending most our lives
Living in the Gangsta's Paradise

>>7147156
Again, irrelevant to weeaboo rage like you claim.

Learn how to argue.

>>7147156

And pretty much all of them are either OP samefagging or people being ironic/mocking. Not to mention some people are just killing it with copypasta spam now.

Power and the money, money and the power
Minute after minute, hour after hour
Everybody's runnin’ but half of them ain't lookin’
It's goin’ on in the kitchen but I don't know what's cookin’

They say I got to learn but nobody's here to teach me
If they can't understand it, how can they reach me?
I guess they can't, I guess they won't
I guess they front that's why I know my life is outta luck, fool

We've been spending most our lives
Living in the Gangsta's Paradise
We've been spending most our lives
Living in the Gangsta's Paradise

We keep spending most our lives
Living in the Gangsta's Paradise
We keep spending most our lives
Living in the Gangsta's Paradise

Tell me why are we so blind to see
That the ones we hurt are you and me
Tell me why are we so blind to see
That the ones we hurt are you and me

We've been spending most our lives
Living in the Gangsta's Paradise
We've been spending most our lives
Living in the Gangsta's Paradise

We keep spending most our lives
Living in the Gangsta's Paradise
We keep spending most our lives
Living in the Gangsta's Paradise

We keep spending most our lives
Living in the Gangsta's Paradise
We keep spending most our lives
Living in the Gangsta's Paradise
...

>>7147168
I don't even know why you give a shit about the distinction between one hundred seventy posts of weeaboo rage versus normal rage.

Because JPEGs are more heavily compressed than other image formats, their information is more volatile and likely to expand at high speed through an unchecked buffer, poorly allocated resource or any other available system space. I'd guess you're probably losing image data through one of these means.

You see, when you load a JPEG into memory, the EXtra colour Information Format (EXIF) header is loaded into RAM in order to prepare the video prebuffer for the incoming high-speed flow of colour information from the uncorked JPEG. If your bus isn't ready for this information, the rapidly decompressing file information can flow through other parts of your system.

Ordinarily this isn't a problem: as a matter of fact, JPEG was designed for this sort of thing. Older computers couldn't handle the explosive power behind the fledgeling image decompression algorithm, so rather than fight it, image experts invented the Jampacked Picture Extraction and Gathering (JPEG) protocol. They cleverly decided to allow the image data to spray wherever it would, knowing that after the extraction phase would send raw data all over the inside of the computer, the gathering phase would locate it all and reassemble it into an image. With the advent of faster computers the delay between spray and collection is so small as to be unnoticeable, while newer and bigger video cards are more capable of withstanding the onslaught of colours.

Still, the primary weakness of this algorithm is the haphazard placement of decompressed data. There's just too much of it to channel through normal means, so any loss of data containment results in corrupted images. In your case, it would appear that you're losing image data through the empty hole where your goddamned shift key should be.

>>7147164
And then we report it to IRC and get the original poster banned.

>>7147168
Even if /jp/ isn't raging, the troll is stealing their attention so well, and reducing their participation in other threads. So the troll wins and /jp/ loses.

I just got done playing one of the most HORRIFIC video games ever.
You aren't given any sort of back story to this game at all. As soon as you press play it throws you right into the game. However, I was able to piece together what the story basically is through finally beating this little brick shitter. Apparently you're a mad man, We're never given the name but you can guess at what is if you pay attention to the title screen. For some reason you escaped from what ever mental hospital room you were hiding in. Now, the very horrid state of your mind has transformed the halls of the hospital into nothing but a pitch black maze with the only light being the walls, which glow a deathly blue.
You're character is apparently some type of mad cannibal that you can barely control. You can force him to turn corners in the creepy hallway but not much else can be done. Your character seems to grab anything and try to eat it, whatever is in front of him he throws it into his mouth and munches it down.
While playing the game you're being chased by four hideous phantoms. You cannot hurt them at all, and to come even close to one is an instant death in which the ghost latches onto you and rips you inside out, all while you hear the horrible deathening noise of your body being torn.
You can however, eat these odd objects hidden in the maze. After which your character goes into an even more unstable state. You can literally eat the ghosts. Your character runs right up to them and devours them, only leaving their eyes.
There aren't many word words to describe how horrific and terrifying this game is, and I don't want to spoil the surprises for you.

>>7147177
>And then we report it to IRC and get the original poster banned.
Dohoho, good one.

>>7147181
But we don't care because /jp/ really loves spamming shitty threads.

>>7147181
Well I'm Eazy E, I got bitches galore
You may have alot of bitches but I got much more
Wit my super duper group comin' out to shoot
Eazy E, muthafuckers cold knockin' the boots
'Cause I'm a hip-hop thugster, I used to be a mugster
If you heard Compton, you think I own a drugstore
Gettin' stupid because I know how
& if a fucker talks shit, I give him a... [POW]
8 Ball sippin' the bitches are flippin'
Slow down, I hit a dippin' continue my trippin'
Hittin' my switches, collect from my bitches
The money that I make so I can add to my riches
Fill my stash box & start rubbing my gat
Feelin' good as hell because my pockets are fat
A hardcore villian cold roaming the streets
& wit a homey like Dre just supplying the beats.

[Chorus:]
Because I'm a gangsta havin' fun
Never leave the pad without packin' a gun
Hittin' hard as fuck, I make you ask what was it
Boy you should have known by now, Eazy Duz It.

>>7147176
That's pretty informative, ty for the quality post

spamming the thread is only proving that /jp/ is just a shithole for threads like this. Hypocrisy 101.

>>7147188
>we
Proof you're a faggot.

I was knocking muthafukers out
What's your name boy
Funky, fresh Eazy E
Kick, kick that shit.
Where you from fool? Compton, yeah.

Rolling through the hood, cold tearin' shit up
Stick my head out the window & I say what's up
To the niggas on the corner cold bumpin' the box
But you know that's an alibi for slangin' the rocks
A dice game started so I said what the fuck
So I put my shit in park & had to try my luck
Hard to roll wit my bitch jockin' 24-7
Rolled them muthafukers ate 'em up, hit 11
Got another point, I made a 10 a fo'
Was takin' niggas money & was itchin' for mo'
Laughin' in their faces & said your all making me rich
Then one punk got jealous, cold slap my bitch
He pulled out his gat, I knew he wouldn't last
So I said to myself, homeboy, you better think fast
He shot [gunshots], I shot [gunshots]
As you can see, I cold broke his ass.

[Chorus:]
Because I'm a gangsta havin' fun
Never leave the pad without packin' a gun
Hittin' hard as fuck, I make you ask what was it
Boy you should have known by now, Eazy Duz It.

Wait a minute, wait a minute, who does it?
Muthafuckin' Eazy Duz It
But how does he do it?
Eazy Duz It do it eazy
That's what I'm doin'
Stop
Man whatcha gonna do now.

>>7147195
Learn how to convey proof you fucking retard.

>>7147181
>Even if /jp/ isn't raging, the troll is stealing their attention so well, and reducing their participation in other threads.
Whoever lose.... we all lose!

Now I'm a break it down just to tell a little story
Straight out the box from the gangsta category
About a sucker, a sucker muthafucker
He's addicted, he's a smoker but in Compton called a clucker
He used to have a house car & golden rings
But the cooky cooky crack took all those things
He must of been starvin' 'cause he broke in my house
Caught the nigga on the street & straight took his ass out
Now I wanted for a murder that I had to commit
Yeah I went to jail but that wasn't shit
Got to the station about a quarter of 9
Call my bitch to get me out 'cause I was down for mine
The bitch was a trip cold hung up the phone
Now my only phone call was in the gankin' zone
All the things I did for her like keepin' her rich
I swear when I get out, I'm gonna kill the bitch
Well by now you should know it was just my luck
The baliff of the station was a neighborhood cluck
I looked him straight in the eye & said what's up
& said let's make a deal, you know I'll do you up
Now back on the streets & my records are clean
I creeped on my bitch wit my uzi machine
Went to the house and kicked down the do'
Unloaded like hell, cold smoked the hoe.

[Chorus:]
Because I'm a gangsta havin' fun
Never leave the pad without packin' a gun
Hittin' hard as fuck, I make you ask what was it
Boy you should have known by now, Eazy Duz It.

From around the way, born in '73
Harcore B-boy named Eazy E
It's '88 now, '73's obselete
A nigga wit a serious ass attitude & 100% street
& if you all wanna hear some more
In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother
Word to the muthafucker.

>>7147194
lol gtfo /a/ fag op samefag

I like how people are comparing "This thread is bad" to "raging." Since when does that equate to raging?

Pic related.

Eazy E is cool

>>7147205
lolaids.

>>7147167

If I see that same post one more time.

It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Senjogahara. She is really fucking hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Senjogahara called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my cock. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my cock. Booya.

Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch cock is going inside of her pussy, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my cock. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.

>>7147207
After one hundred fifty complaints it starts to look that way. Just look at all the flaming people in this thread.

>>7147200
If you can't figure that out then you are indeed the retard.

Let me help you: You do not represent any group of poster on /jp/.

>>7147207
"Raging" is another word that needs to be Godwin'd.

>>7147207
because it's not "this thread is bad" it's "LOL I SPAM U".

>>7147202
Keep in mind the troll is also wasting his own time here too, thinking he's making some epic meme and making people angry. His self-delusion is our gain.

>>7147220
what gain? you're going in circles.

You could start by climbing the ledges and climbing down into the Pit of Despair. Crawl through the pit, then race into the Throne Room. Sit on the Throne of the Pretender, and you could choose to go up into Medusa's Lair, where you can grab the heart-shaped pillow. OR you might journey into the Treacherous Swamp! If you escape, you might have a chance to enter the Dark Forest. Reach into the hole and find the key, but be careful, one of the trees could be inhabited by the spirit of a temple guard. If they grab you, you'll have to give up a pendant of life. Next, plow through the wall and into the Mine Shaft. Ride the elevator up into the Viper's Nest and pull the snakes from the jars to open the door to The Shrine of the Silver Monkey. Assemble the statue and you may be headed to the King's Storeroom. Smash the clay pots to find the key, which will allow you into the Observatory. Put together the puzzle on the stone column and jump back into the Pit. Then, pass through the crypt, race down the stairs, and back to the temple gate. The choices are yours and yours alone.

The SNOT-GREEN sea - the SCROTUM-TIGHTENING sea
Cast thine bread upon the water - the SALTY water of the BRINY DEEP

Eternal backstroke in the vasty deep of the ocean of fire and brimstone
Looking at a haunted void - I'm all at sea, flat on thine back
As buoyant as the Titanic fifty years on so COME ON, Neptune, DRAG ME DOWN
Tadpole in the dead dead sea - FIREWATER! FIREWATER!

That drip drip drip is making me sick
That drip drip drip is making me sink

I'm condemned to eternal WATER TORTURE
This time the decider has shown no quarter
I just had a backyard coathanger job from the SINNER SORTER, SOUL ABORTER
Fire and water, firewater, water torture, WATER TORTURE

>>7147216
That wasn't me you fucking retard. Learn to not be handicapped while you're at it.

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and asks
"My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?"
"Well, let's have a look at him" says the vet.
So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says
"I'm going to have to put him down."
"What? Because he's cross-eyed?" exclaims the man.
"No, because he's really heavy."

I could walk on water 'til I landed in strife now I'm treading water
NOW I SWIM FOR MY LIFE
My wetsuit's got a hole in it's pocket
Stuck my wet to in a live hot socket
STUCK MY WET TOE IN A LIVE HOT SOCKET, WET TOE IN A LIVE HOT SOCKET
Water everywhere can't see the horizon... can't even be WASHED UP or BEACHED
Not even a TERN to keep my eyes on... I shouldn't've practised what BEELZEBUB preached...

I'm condemned to eternal WATER TORTURE
This time the decider has shown no quarter
I just had a backyard coathanger job from the SINNER SORTER, SOUL ABORTER
FIRE AND WATER FIREWATER WATER TORTURE WATER TORTURE!!!

Must've bought my life from a used car salesman... only one previous owner
I must've bought my life from a used car salesman... one previous owner...
A little old lady... wish she'd driven it to church on Sunday
Four flat tyres - break an AXLE one day

That drip drip drip is making me sick
That drip drip drip is making me sink
That drip drip drip is making me drink
That sip sip sip is making me sick

I'm condemned to eternal WATER TORTURE
This time the decider has shown no quarter
I JUST HAD A BACKYARD COATHANGER JOB FROM THE SINNER SORTER, SOUL ABORTER
FIRE AND WATER FIREWATER WATER TORTURE WATER TORTURE!!!
WATER TORTURE WATER TORTURE WATER TORTURE WATER TORTURE

this is the true form of /jp/

Everyone that posted in this thread should be banned. Including me.

Actually just delete this board now.

Ando buscando un cabron
Para partirle su madre
El mismo suelo que pisa
hoy lo va a llenar de sangre
para quitarle la vida ya se me esta haciendo tarde

Quiero enseñarle a ese perro
a quien debio respetar.
No conocio la nobleza
pal' el que le dio de tragar
la muerte viene conmigo
ay se lo voy a mandar.

El solo pidio la muerte al hacerme una traicion
le di toda mi confianza
y me resulto rajon
ya no va a llegar muy lejos
su destino es el panteon.

>>7147246

>>7147234
Now I know you're just pathetically trolling.

>>7147220
Troll's not wasting his time if he's successfully trolling. And there's less trolls than /jp/-ers so we're losing.

autismal overload

Triago el dedo en el gatillo
ancias ya tengo de verlo
el asunto es entre dos
nadie trate de esconderlo
por que tambien traigo parke
pal' quee quiera defenderlo

Lo que perdi no me apura
para mi es lo de menos
aqui se gana o se pierde
eso ya todos sabemos
duele mas cuando un amigo
resulta peor que veneno.

la traicion no la perdono
asi es komo yo trabajo
si no los tienes grandotes
no brinques a lo sembrado
por que soy muy peligroso
cuando estoy encabronado

obligatory.

I was looking for somewhere to take an image dump but didn't want to make my own thread for it.

>>7147216
Notice how every shitty /b/ thread that gets posted on /jp/ gets 210 responses in under 30 minutes. All of them spam or "this thread sucks".

Also: You take this way too seriously.

>>7147246
captcha filtering, reptelog

>>7147260


I'm sorry I'm supposed to be pathetic? Lurk harder you angsty trainwreck. You're not sure of anything but your own shortcoming of reading anon posts as one person.

>>7146872
>>7146879
Why didn't you make this one?
>I'm not a weeaboo
>call me OTAKU

>>7147272
>every /b/ thread
>implying those threads aren't age'd to troll
>still trying to represent other people.
How much of a faggot are you going to prove yourself to be?

Dr. Light: You have heard me tell this story
Many times before you sleep
This time listen carefully

And I will tell you once again
But this time understand that what I'm telling you.
Every single word is true.

You need to know.

There was another who came before you
He was a hero and your brother and my son.
He fought the darkness, the darkness won.

And he fought bravely, and he died bravely
But he was forsaken by the ones he wished to save.
And when he died he died in vain.

You need to know.
You are not him.

That time is coming, and I must warn you
Though it's something that you may not understand
They can't be saved by just one man.

And I am sorry, cause I was wrong
And I'd take away the weight his shoulders had to bear.
Cause when he fell I was the only one that cared.

You need to know.
You are not him.
His fight's not yours.

>>7147289
Are you so butthurt that you're unable to read posts properly? Please get out for your own sake. You're just hurting yourself.

Megaman broke away from his father's hold, ran to the window and looked out over the city. His eyes filled with tears. His heart hurt under the weight of what he'd just been told. How could his father do nothing? How could Dr. Light not avenge the death of Protoman?

That story's finished. That story's ended.
Understand there's nothing more that we can do.
And I will not risk losing you.

For if you leave now, you will be fighting
for a people that refuse to comprehend
They have chosen their own end.

So you will stay here. You will obey me.
And I will keep grieving for the son I sent to death.
You are all I have left.

You need to know.
You are not him.
This fight's not yours.

Megaman tore past Dr. Light. He threw the doors open at the end of the hallway and disappeared into the stairway. Light called after him:

You cannot win.

>>7147284
The pathetic one is bumping the bad thread.

>>7147299
it's called a lesson. get used to it.

228 replies, 91 sages

What's the bump limit?

>>7147294
HAHAHAHA!

You get called out by anon that you're still trying to represent other posters on /jp/ and you call him butthurt.

>>7147294
His butt is overflowing with autism tears. He's so mad that he can't even see straight, yet is trying to act cool and tell himself that he's doing "epic win" etc and denying himself the fact that we've been dicking with him this whole time.

>>7147304
>HAHAHAH!

oh wow now you're just being delusional. That's just sad.

>>7147303
300

(Ha Ha)
Yeh, What up this is Dr. Dre
The party's goin' on (Ha)
Thank God it's Friday

Bu-Bu-Bu-Bu-Boo-ya-cachad
Bu-Bu-Bu-Bu-Boo-ya-cachad
Bu-Bu-Bu-Bu-Boo-ya-cachad
Bu-Bu-Bu-Bu-Boo-ya-cachad

keep their heads ringin'

ring ding dong ring a ding ding dong
keep their heads ringin'
ring ding dong ring a ding ding dong
uh yeah

hey you sittin over there (say what)
you better get up outta your chair (thats right)
and work your body down (yeah)
no time to funk around cuz we gon

funk you right on up
so get up and get a move on
and get your groove on
its the D-R-E the spectacula'
in a party i go for your neck
so call me Blackula
as i drain a nigga's jugular vein
and maintain to leave blood stains
so don't complain just chill
and listen to the beats i spill
keepin it real
enables me to make another mil
still niggas run up and try to kill at will
but get popped like a pimple
so call me Clearasil
i wipe niggas off the face of the earth
since birth i've been a bad nigga
so let me tell ya what im worth
more than a stealth bomba
i cause drama the enforcer
music floats like a flying saucer
or a 747 jet never forget
i'm that nigga that keeps the hoes panties wet
the mike gets smoked
once you hear the beat kick
with grooves so funky they come with a speed stick
so check the flava that i'm bringin'
the mother fuckin' D-R-E
I keep their mother fuckin' heads ringin'

ring ding dong ring a ding ding dong
keep their heads ringin'
ring ding dong ring a ding ding dong

Gotta love how "awesome" these janitors and mods are.

I'm a 4chan level otaku. I don't talk with you chumps in anime club, I don't read your "anime magazine" with new releases I saw two years ago. I don't need to go to a club full of fat smelly people to watch Full Metal Alchemist all over again. I've got fuckin' live feed torrents of the newest animes you haven't even hear of, and figures from said anime being shipped to my house so I can masturbate on them. Go read your "yowie" on fanfiction.net, I'm downloading loli dojinshi and reading the fucking raws.
You keep wearing your naruto headbands and shit, socializing with your weeaboo friends. I'll be walking by, Anonymous. You'll never know that the master of anime had passed you by, because I suppress my power level.

one two for the crew
three four for the dough
five for the hoes
six seven eight for Death Row
mad niggas bout to feel the full effect
of intellect so I can collect respect
plus a check. Now im fend to got end to my men too to take of this business I need to
attend to cuz my rents due.
And this rap shits my meal ticket
so you goddamn right i'ma kick it
or get evicted.I bring terror like Stephen King
a black casanova runnin niggas over like Chrisristine
when i rock the spot wit the flava i got
i get plenty of ass so call me an ass-tronaut
as i blast pass another niggas ass who thought he was strong
but i smoke him like grass just like cheech and chong
when i flow niggas know its time to take a hike
cuz i grab the mike and flip my tongue like a dike
i got rhymes to keep you enchanted
produce smokescreen with the funky green to keep your eyes slanted
so check the flava that im bringin
the motha funkin D-R-E
I keep their mother fuckin heads ringin'

ring ding dong ring a ding ding dong
keep their heads ringin'
ring ding dong ring a ding ding dong

if you want to get on down
you gotta get on down
just get on down

>>7147301
You do realize that it doesn't matter if it's not on the front page. So, in actuality, you're contributing to keeping this thread here. I've already reported it, at least I have the decent to try to get it off the front page while I argue.

>>7147289
I'm not claiming represent anybody just because I carelessly wrote "we" in the first post. Why do you care so much about that?

>>7147315
Awww yeee, haven't had that pasta in ages.

>>7147290
Protomen, hell yeah

debonair with flair i scare wear and tear
without a care runnin shit as if i was a mayor
but i aint no politician no competition
sendin all opposition to see a mortician
im up front never in the back drop
step on stage and get faded like a flat top
your rhyme sounds like you bought em at stop-n-go
dre came to wax you so just call me mop-n-glo
many try to but just cant rock wit
im six one, two twenty-five of pure chocolate
your chances of jackin me are slim G
cuz i rock from summer til santa comes down the chimney
hoe hoe hoe and so as i continue to flow
Cuz yo im just a fly Negro so
check the flava that im bringin
the motha funkin D-R-E
I keep their mother fuckin heads ringin'

ring ding dong ring a ding ding dong
I keep their mother fuckin heads ringin'
ring ding dong ring a ding ding dong

ring ding dong ring a ding ding dong
I keep their heads ringin'
ring ding dong ring a ding ding dong

me on the right

>>7147322
>You do realize that it doesn't matter if it's not on the front page.

It also doesn't matter if it is.

I Was Built At A Laboratory In Manhattan Around 1953

,

And Moved To The MIT Artificial Intelligence Lab In 1971

.

My Hobbies Include Affection

,

International Folk Dance

,

Flying

,

Cooking

,

Physics

,

Recorder

,

Puns

,

Science Fiction Fandom

,

And Programming

;

I Magically Get Paid For Doing The Last One

.

About A Year Ago I Split Up With The PDP-10 Computer To Which I Was Married For Ten Years

.

We Still Love Each Other

,

But The World Is Taking Us In Different Directions

.

For The Moment I Still Live In Cambridge

,

Massachusetts

,

Among Our Old Memories

.

>OP frantically trying to act like he's in control

>>7147338
Joe:
This city's sleeping like a soldier
trapped inside of an iron lung.
Machines can keep you breathing
but what happens when you find a new war's begun?
Flip a switch and turn it off, you won't be able to breathe.
So either way you're a casualty.

I've got this burning like my veins are filled
with nothing but gasoline.
And with a spark,
it's gonna be the biggest fire they've ever seen.
Cut me down or let me run,
either way it's all gonna burn...
The only way that they'll ever learn

We've got to turn it off,

Flip a switch.

Light up the night!

There is a city that this darkness can't hide.
There are the embers of a fire that's gone out,
But I can still feel the heat on my skin
This mess we're in, well you and I,
maybe you and I,
We can still make it right.

Maybe we can bring back the light.

I still laugh at how 4chan doesn't understand what sage means.

If only I knew moon so I wouldn't have to spend time on a board that imports foreign concepts and then DOES IT WRONG all the time.

Using sage as a way to "insult" someone's post or thread is just completely wrong and a retarded misuse of a good feature that is so popular in sites like 2ch and Futaba. Fuck, iichan and 4-ch do it right. It's just 4chan and 4chan's lame knockoffs that fail at using sage.

The true meaning of sage means that YOUR POST isn't worthy enough to bump the thread. It's ironic, because you think that you're insulting others while you're just, in fact, insulting yourself. Yes, sage can be used when posting a derogatory comment in a thread that you don't want to bump, but posting with just the word "sage" accomplishes nothing but contribute to spamming the board. The trend of replying with the name of a tripfag and sage is even worse, as it accomplishes nothing and only serves to increase the e-penis of whoever you're "attacking".

The sage feature was never meant to serve as an implied insult or general disagreement! Why people started using it that way is beyond me. There are plenty of reasons why one would choose not to bump a thread with his reply. For example, bumping threads with stupid one liner replies should be discouraged and those people should be coerced into using sage instead.

I want to use sage, yet I almost never do it on 4chan because people will jump on me thinking I'm insulting their post or something.

>>7147325
What? I am pretty sure it is posted in every "lulz im from /b/ und wot is sage" spammed threads.

>>7147229
wrong one bro

Tom:
At the heart of the city there is a building that looks down over all there is.
And the man in the tower controls it all without raising a single fist.
It's like they gathered up the city, they sold it to the devil, and now
It's gone to hell and they wonder how.

Well, a friend once told me:
Men, they would follow any man who would turn the wheels.
Now the wheels are spinning out of control; what would they do if we held them still?
If you destroy the working parts, what you'll get is a broken machine.
A beacon of light from a burning screen.

Light it up.
Light up the night.

Together:
There is a city that this darkness can't hide.
There are the embers of a fire that's gone out,
But I can still feel the heat on my skin.
This mess we're in, well you and I,
maybe you and I,
We can light up the night.

They made their plans carefully. Spending hours on the details. If Joe could reach the main telescreen on top of the tower in the center of the city - Wily's tower - he could take out the central transmitter. He could stop the broadcasts going out to the satellite screens. He could stop the broadcasts going out to the machines. He could take out Albert's eyes.

>>7147338
OP stopped posting a long time ago. Now he's just laughing at /jp/ heaping shit on itself uncontrollably.

>>7147342
It's function is to just not bump the thread. People will interpret that as many things but sage isn't actually one absolute interpretation.

>>7147349
>Now he's just laughing at /jp/ heaping shit on itself uncontrollably.
I know that's what I'm doing. The sad thing is /jp/ thinks this is whats best for the board

>>7147346
I stopped coming here ages ago. Stopped by for some delicious weeaboo tears

Green-haired anime girl is here to save /jp/.

>>7147356
With Wily blinded, Light could reenter the city undetected. He could complete the task that he had obsessed over for more than twenty years. He could kill Albert Wily. A prisoner caged on the edge of the city, this was Light's chance. His chance not only at freedom, but to exact revenge. To kill his judge, his warden, and the man who'd built his prison. To destroy the man who'd taken everything from him - his life's work, his name, his love.

Together:
There is a city that this darkness can't hide.
There are the embers of a fire that's gone out,
But I can still feel the heat on my skin.
This mess we're in, well you and I,
maybe you and I,
We can light up the night.

There is a city that this darkness can't hide
There is a fire that will burn through the streets of the city, and we will stand in the light.
We will stand in the light,
you and I.
You and I.
We can bring back the light.

With Wily's assassin out of the way, they had a small and rapidly closing window. The sniper robot would soon be missed. Their plan finally secure, Light locked the green helmet under Joe's chin and handed him the bag of explosives. "Go!" he shouted.

>>7147361
Reported for spam. Go back to /v/.

>>7147361
Protomen lyrics?
I approve

>>7147349
Exactly.

>>7147356
This entire thread's been filled with half-assed replies and zero productive discussion, then spammed until its death because janitor didn't remove it. Only specially bad threads get this kind of treatment and it only happens when a few of us are too bored to bother doing anything else right now.

>>7147363
Makaveli in this, Killuminati, all through your body
The blow's like a twelve gauge shotty (Uhh, feel me!)
And God said he should send his one begotten son
to lead the wild into the ways of the man
Follow me, eat my flesh, flesh and my flesh

Come with me, Hail Mary
Nigga run quick see, what do we have here now
Do you wanna ride or die
La la-la la la, la la la

I ain't a killer but don't push me
Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to getting pussy
Picture paragraphs unloaded, wise words being quoted
Peeped the weakness in the rap game and sewed it

Bow down, pray to God hoping that he's listening
Seeing niggaz coming for me, and my diamonds, when they glistening
Now pay attention, rest in peace father
I'm a ghost in these killing fields

>>7147357

You never came here to begin with, idiot. If you had, you would never refer to /jp/ as weaboos because you'd know better. You're fooling nobody.

eheheh

>>7147373

Hail Mary catch me if I go, let's go
Deep inside the solitary mind of a madman who screams
In the dark evil lurks, enemies, see me flee
Activate my hate, let it break, to the flame

Set trip, empty out my clip, never stop to aim
Some say the game is all corrupted, fucked in this shit
Stuck, niggaz is lucky if we bust out this shit, plus
Mama told me never stop until I bust a nut

Fuck the world if they can't adjust
It's just as well Hail Mary

Come with me, Hail Mary
Nigga run quick see, what do we have here now
Do you wanna ride or die
La la-la la la, la la la

Come with me, Hail Mary
Nigga run quick see, what do we have here now
Do you wanna ride or die
La la-la la la, la la la

Penitentiaries is packed with promise makers, never realize
The precious time the bitch niggaz is wastin', institutionalized
I lived my life a product, made to crumble
But too hardened for a smile, we're too crazy to be humble, we ballin'

Catch me Father please, cause I'm fallin', in the liquor store
That's the Hennessey I hear ya callin', can I get some more
Hail 'til I reach Hell, I ain't scared
Mama checkin' in my bedroom, I ain't there

OP here. What's up?

>>7147381
I got a head with no screws in it, what can I do
One life to live but I got nothing to lose, just me and you
On a one way trip to prison, selling drugs
We all wrapped up in this living, life as thugs

To my homeboys in Clinton Max, doing they bid
Raise hell to this real shit, and feel this
When they turn out the lights, I'll be there in the dark
Thuggin' eternal through my heart, now Hail Mary nigga

Come with me, Hail Mary
Nigga run quick see, what do we have here now
Do you wanna ride or die
La la-la la la, la la la

Come with me, Hail Mary
Nigga run quick see, what do we have here now
Do you wanna ride or die
La la-la la la, la la la

Kastro
They got a APB, out on my Thug family
Since Outlawz run these streets, like these skanless freaks
Our enemies die now, walk around half dead
Head down, K blasted off of Hennessey and Thai
Chronic, mixed it, now I'm twisted, blisted, and high
Visions of me thug livin' getting me by
Forever live, and I multiply survived by Thugs
When I die they won't cry unless they coming with slugs

Reisen's butt is the only worthwhile post in this entire thread.

which touhou would fuck

>>7147387
Young Noble
Peep the whole scene and whatever's going on around me
Brain kinda cloudy, smoked out feeling rowdy
Ready to wet the party up, and whoever in that motherfucker
Nasty new street, slugger my heat seeks suckers
On the regular mashing in a stolen black Ac' Integra
Cocked back, sixty seconds til the draw that's when I'm dead in ya
Feet first, you got a nice gat but my heat's worse
From a Thug to preaching church, I gave you love now you eating dirt
Needing work, and I ain't the nigga to put you on
Cause word is bond when I was broke I had to hustle till dawn
That's when sun came up, it's only one way up
Hold ya head and stay up, to all my niggaz get ya pay and weight up

If it's on then it's on, we rate beat-breaks
Outlawz on a paper chase, can you relate
To this shit I don't got, be the shit I gotta take
Dealing with fate, hopin' God don't close the gate
If it's on then it's on, we rate beat-breaks
Outlawz on a paper chase, can you relate
To this shit I don't got, be the shit I gotta take
Dealing with fate, hopin' God don't close the gate

Come with me, Hail Mary
Nigga run quick see, what do we have here now
Do you wanna ride or die
La la-la la la, la la la
(Repeats in background)

Prince Ital
We've been traveling on this weary road
Long time til I be take off this load
But we ride, ride it like a bullet
Hail Mary, Hail Mary
We won't worry everything will come real
Free like the bird in the tree
We won't worry everything will come real
Yes we free like the bird in the tree
We running from the penitentiary
This is the time for we liberty
Hail Mary, Hail Mary

Come with me, Hail Mary
Nigga run quick see, what do we have here now
Do you wanna ride or die
La la-la la la, la la la

Westside, Outlawz, Makaveli the Don, Solo, Killuminati, The 7 Days

Best tactic for now: If awful thread gets lots of attention, spam it until autosage, or until janitor gets to it. Pretty unfortunate solution.

>>7147395
>>7147395
hey man watch the language

>>7147387
Thread's getting styled on, and outsiders getting all worked up thinking it's something unusual or that anyone here actually cares

>>7147372
Yea, I totally never came to /jp/ when it first split from /a/. Never came here to play Melty Blood using caster, no sir. Wasn't around to save Kodox's Mama Chapp doll pictures, or to see this forum quickly degenerate into Touhou/Type-Moon spam. Mabinogi? ai sp@ce? What's that?

Weeaboo.

>>7147399
sup OP

>>7147409

Fuck, looks like I got wrecked.

>>7147409
It's like throwing the word "weeaboo" actually means something!

Why is this almost at 300 posts...?

>>7147406
I'm pretty sure plenty of people here are disappointed by this fucking eyesore of a thread.

>>7147420
Today's agenda, got the suitcase up in the sentra
Go to room 112, tell em blanco sent ya
Feel the strangest, if no money exchanges
I got these kids in ranges, believe them niggaz brainless
All they tote is stainless, you just remain as
Calm as possible, make the deal go through
If not, here's 12 shots, we know how you do
Please make yo killings clean, slugs up in between
They eyes, like true lies, kill em and flee the scene
Just bring back the coke or the cream
Or else, yo life is on the shelf, we mean this frank
Them cats we fuckin wit put bombs in yo moms gas tank
Let's get this money baby, they shady, we get shady
Dress up like ladies and burn em with thirty-three-eighties
Then they come to kill our babies, that's all out
I got gats that blow the wall out, clear the mall out
Fuck the fallout, word to stretch, I bet they pussy
The seven digits push me, fuckin real, here's the deal
I got a hundred bricks, fourteen-five a piece
Enough to cop a six buy the house on the beach
Supply the peeps with jeeps, brick apiece, capiche?
Everybody gettin cream no one considered them leech
Think about it now, thats damn near one point five
I kill em all I'll be set for life frank pay attention
These motherfuckers is henchmen, renegades
If you die they still get paid, extra probably
Fuck a robbery, I'm the boss
Promise you won't rob em, I promise
But of course you know I had my fingers crossed

Chorus:

Niggaz bleed just like us
Picture me bein scared
Of a nigga that breathe the same air as me
Niggaz bleed just like us
Picture me bein shook
We can both pull burners, make the motherfuckin beef cook
Niggaz bleed just like us
Picture a nigga high
Then my life in that man hands, while he just decidin
Niggaz bleed just like us
I'd rather go toe to toe with all of y'all
Runnin ain't in my protocol

>>7147409
yeah except nobody plays MB here you fucking animu fag weeaboo

>>7147420

because you're gay

Nineteen-seventy-one was the Year of Spaghetti.In 1971, I cooked spaghetti to live, and lived to cook spaghetti. Steam rising from the pot was my pride and joy, tomato sauce bubbling up in the saucepan my one great hope in life.

I went to a cooking specialty store and bought a kitchen timer and a huge aluminum pot, big enough to bathe a German shepherd in, then went around to all the supermarkets that catered to foreigners, gathering an assortment of odd-sounding spices. I picked up a pasta cookbook at the bookstore, and bought tomatoes by the dozen. I purchased every brand of spaghetti I could lay my hands on, simmered every sauce known to man. Fine particles of garlic, onion, and olive oil swirled in the air, forming a harmonious cloud that penetrated every corner of my tiny apartment, permeating the floor and the ceiling and the walls, my clothes, my books,
my records, my tennis racquet, my bundles of old letters. It was a fragrance one might have smelled on ancient Roman aqueducts.

This is a story from the Year of Spaghetti, 1971 A.D.

As a rule, I cooked spaghetti, and ate it, by myself. I was convinced that spaghetti was a dish best enjoyed alone. I cant really explain why I felt that way, but there it is.

I always drank tea with my spaghetti and ate a simple lettuce-and-cucumber salad. Id make sure I had plenty of both. I laid everything out neatly on the table and enjoyed a leisurely meal, glancing at the paper as I ate.
From Sunday to Saturday, one Spaghetti Day followed another. And each new Sunday started a brand-new Spaghetti Week.

>>7147420
Because you're a fucking scumbag with no value in the world. You're a waste of chemical compounds and will never be valued for opinions, insights, or love.

>meme thread in /jp/, where everybody despises memes
>288 posts and 88 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

>>7147419 I was proven wrong so I must backpedal at the speed of light!

typical butthurt weeaboo behavior

At least you can post pics you usually don't get around to post.

>>7147430
Since it's on, I call my nigga arizona ron
From tuscon, pushed the black yukon
Usually had the slow grooves on, mostly rock the isley
Stupid as a young'un, chose not the moves wisely
Sharper with game, him and his crooks, called the jooks
Heard it was sweet, bout three-fifty a piece
Ron bought a truck, two bricks laid in the cut
His peeps got bucked, got locked the fuck up
That's when ron vanished, came back, speakin spanish
Lavish habits, two rings, twenty carats
Here's a criminal, nigga made america's most
Killed his baby mother brother, slit his throat
The nigga got bagged with the toast
Weeded, took it to trial, beat it
Now he feel he undefeated, he mean it
Nothing to lose, tattooed around his gun wounds
Heavy in the game, embedded in his brain
And me I feel the same for this money and diamonds
Specially if my daughter cryin, I ain't lyin
Y'all know the signs

Chorus:

Niggaz bleed just like us
Picture me bein scared
Of a nigga that breathe the same air as me
Niggaz bleed just like us
Picture me bein shook
We can both pull burners, make the motherfuckin beef cook
Niggaz bleed just like us
Picture a nigga high
Then my life in that man hands, while he just decidin
Niggaz bleed just like us
I'd rather go toe to toe with all of y'all
Runnin ain't in my protocol

>>7147437
That might have worked if I was the samefag.

moot implanting on /jp/ "sage doesn't count toward the bump limit" would certainly be a real troll and that would certainly be interesting.
Because we'd sage even more our worthy threads and would have 999 posts and 576 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view

>>7147436
>implying a single person here took this thread seriously

>>7147437
Confirmed /a/nimu fag. Get the fuck out.

Thanks for your request.
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LET'S DO IT GUYS
LET'S DO IT FOR THE WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

>>7147446
We agreed to go on shootin is silly
Because niggaz could be hidin in showers with mac billy's
So I freaked em, the telly manager was puerto rican
Gloria, from historia, I went to war with her
Peeps in ninety-one, stole a gun from her workers
And they took drugs, they tried to jerk us
We blaze they place, long story, glo seen my face
Got shook, thought a nigga was comin for the safe
Now she breakin, shut up, 112, what's shakin
A jamaican, some bitches I swear, they look gay
In a black range rover, been outside all day
If it's trouble let me know, I'll be on my way
Please, I got kids to feed, I done seen you make niggaz bleed
Nightmare, this bitch don't need it
Ron, get the gasoline, this spot, we bout to blow this
Lets get the cash before the cops and range rover cats notice
Room 112, right by the staircase, perfect place
When they evacuate, they meet they fate
Ron pass the gasoline, the nigga pass me kerosene
Fuck it, it's flame-able, my hunger is unexplainable
Strike the match, just what I expected
The dread kid ejected in seconds
And here come two, opposite sexes, one black, one malaysian
We in the hallway waitin patient
As soon as she hit the door we start blastin
I saw her brains hit the floor, ron laughin, I swear to god
I hit maxi priest at least twelve times in the chest
Spin-t around, shot the chink in the breast
She cryin, headshots put her to rest
Pop open the briefcases, nothin but franco faces
The spot's hot, sprinklers, alarm systems
Thats when other guests start to slip in
It's time for us to get to dippin
I know them niggaz in the range is on they way up
Flippin, pistol grippin, I know they clippin
The hallway, got real loud and crowded
They walked right past us, I don't know how they allowed it
The funny thing about it, through all the excitement
They range got towed, they double parked by a hydrant
Stupid motherfuckers

>>7147450
Confirmed butthurt weeaboo.

EPIC THREAD

>>7147409
Using caster?

>>7147451

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SO MUCH WIN

>>7147459
Confirmed banned. Enjoy.

>/jp/ - Autism Macros/Hip-Hop Culture

Hmm did this hit limit?

Aw damn it did the thread die already? There is this one pic I keep looking for every time I scroll around but have yet to find it.

This thread is proof the janitors don't give a shit about /jp/.

>>7147481
Yes it did. To the abyss with you!

which touhou wo­uld fuck

>>7147464
using caster

>>7147470
lol u so mad

Nvm found it.

lol I'm reposting them on /jp/ as I post this.