/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I have no arms or legs anymore.

>>7146646
You forgot your missing tongue.

I have no mouth but I must drink tea

Wah!
What are we going to do on the bed?

I think I would seriously let yuka eat one of my arms if I ever met her.

>>7146658
Why don't you decide, I'll just lay here since my limbs were eaten.

>>7146663

Every time this thread comes around I whip up them 04U Yuka doujins and have an elegant fap.

>>7146679
I like Yuuka more with long hair. She doesn't really seem the type to get haircuts often anyway.

What if Yuka offered you a deal?... your pinky for a fuck.

The terms are that she will remove said finger with her teeth, without any kind of anesthesia, then you'll be able to do whatever you want to her for about 30 minutes.

>>7146729
I dunno, I'm not a big fan of loveless sex.

Could I give her my entire hand in exchange for being her waifu instead?

>>7146779
And after chewing it off to a stump, she'll gently take you in her arms and carry you to her home, where she'll disinfect the wound with 100% alcohol concentration and patch it up tightly to prevent bloodloss.

>>7146784

Different person, I'd probably rather let her take a foot. Or both feet. I would never want to lose my arms.

>>7146729
Don't get cocky.
Yuuka just takes what she wants, whenever she wants and without any form of compensation.

>>7146729
I'd tell her to fuck right off because it's obviously a trick to get me to let my guard down.

>>7146815
>I'd tell her to fuck right off

Sorry I wasn't listening, could you repeat?

>>7146808
Quite.

>>7146909

>>7146808
That picture is amazing.

Ignoring Alice, Yuuka's face, her pose, how she's so politely looking at the ensnared Alice, even the tone of her voice as I imagine it in such a situation is all so very elegant.
With just a picture, my very spirit swooned by the majesty of it all.

>>7146808
>Alice

I think three of my fingers would make a nice snake for Yuuka.

Sorry, but not today, Yuuka. Maybe tomorrow.

Q­­UALITY THREAD

someone's gonna die

>>7148878
My last few birthdays.

>>7146658
I want this.

>>7146652
That would have gone first.

If I'm going to die, I'm going to die babbling like an idiot.

You'll wonder for the rest of your life what the mating habits of horseshoe crabs had to do with me being devoured!

That or you'll learn something interesting and useless, just like I aimed to be in life.

>>7146779
>She wants to amputate my left hand, right about at the wrist. While I'm fondling her puss so its the last thing I'd feel with the hand. She said she would tie 2 tourniquets or cable ties above where the amputation would be made. Then would slowly cut away the flesh and remove the muscle until it was down to the bones. She'd disarticulate it at the wrist and then after the hand is amputated. We'd use the now severed hand as a toy and she'd touch herself with it and I'd touch her with it. Also I'd rub my stump on her and spread some blood around and massage her with the bones a bit. After awhile of drawing tribunal like patterns on each other with the blood, I would take my fresh stump and begin to rub her pussy with it. Very gently I'd insert it into her and begin to masturbate her with the stump arm. We would preserve the hand and cut off more of the forearm, making a shorter arm stump a couple inches from the elbow, before seeking proper medical attention.

>>7149050

/jp/ just got creepy

>>7149530
didn't you notice the necrophilia thread?

Why yes, you can eat me.

>>7151197
I think I need to request an SDT skin after seeing this.

>>7151197
Not shown: bloody penis stump shortly after.

>>7151211

SDT?

>>7151608
Super Deepthroat.

>>7151620

Link please

>>7151624
>>>/h/2983725