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Kanako because she's godly.

>>7137628
You're meant to say it like this:

Kanako because she's godly.

>>7137625
Mmmmm aprons.

Kanako or Yuuka cooking?

Sanae services the shrine and Yuuka would kill you for eating greens.

>>7137625

that yukkuri doesn't look like it's taking it easy

Assuming I get the whole package...
Kanako. Because Sanae.

Ran, because that way Chen would be like my lil sister

>>7137700

CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

Ran:

1. Kanako is a god. They are used to being served.
2. Yuka is Yuka.
3. Related to 1, Ran is used to serving and being helpful in general.

>>7137731

Don't you think Ran would be stricter than Kanako? Kanako seems like the kind of mom who would let you do whatever you want as long as you didn't cause trouble and kept doing your chores

I'd say Yuuka but I am not into Oedipian escapades, so Ran, because I like her hat a lot and she's obviously a good mom, and because I'd have Chen as a sister. I really like Kanako but she's not really a mother figure, same with Yuuka.

Yuuka as my father and Kanako as my mother.

Eirin would be my mom.
After all I would've married into the family.
My waifu and mother-in-law.

The porn fetish in OP's pic is what's called "Hadaka Apron"

Voted the most reviled porn fetish by a poll of Japanese females, according to whomever the porn-related/racist "news" site shitkakucomplex plagiarized the story from.

>>7137797

Does that apply to Ran's outfit?

>>7137803
>>7137803

>>7137809

>>7137797

Do you also know what けしか (keshika I think) means?

google is pretty useless on it.

>>7137803
You mean the one in that pic? Yeah, close enough. Thanky.

>>7137809
>>7137813
oh wow, there's a lot of it

brb

>>7137751
>>7137731
Fucking idiots. Ran isn't "used" to serve, she gets constantly disciplined by Yukari in order to be like that. It's like saying Spartacus would be a good father for a noble teenager. Ran is a trained minion and so is Chen. There is no "motherly love" bullshit in the Yakumo household, there is only black magic.

>>7137879
that's nice, dear

>>7137879

Yukari doesn't know what Ran does most of the time because she's asleep from dawn till dusk and hibernates in the winter. Under Yukari's direct orders, Ran was never supposed to fight with humans. So her control does not extend during all of that time when she's asleep.

>>7137879
You need a Ranhug.

>>7137887
Maybe she knows, but just doesn't care enough to wake up. I would guess Yukari's conscience doesn't go to sleep with her, since her brain is way more developed. If there are humans able to be on their guard while asleep, then so can she.

>>7137891
No! Go away, you unholy animal!

>>7137892
"consciousness," you mean?

>>7137892

Not likely. In one of the official profiles Yukari woke up and was surprised it was spring came and then went back to sleep for a couple days and woke up just as surprised as the first time.

>>7137893
U made
Let there be fuzzies.

>>7137895
>>7137892

Here we go, Perfect Cherry Blossom official profile on Yukari Yakumo

http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Yukari_Yakumo#Official_Profiles

>After waking up from her nap, she finally noticed that spring had graced her place of residence. The truth is that spring had been around for the past 10 days, but she forgot it whenever she went to bed and woke up just as surprised the next time.

So 10 days in a row of forgetting that it was spring when she woke up.

>>7137894
Derp. Excuse me, I just woke up.

This thread is now about mind control and black magic.

Disgustingly adorable black magic.

>>7137904
I bet she was just as surprised as you would be if you found a nickel in your pants. Plus, the coming of spring isn't exactly one of her primary interests.

>>7137905
Best kind of black magic there is.

Yuka is the father, Kanako is the Mother, Ran is the sister. And we have incest sex all day.

>>7137910

Guess that's why Ran was preparing a feast for when she wakes up during the events of PCB. Not much to celebrate at all.

>>7137879

Jp/ is like a strict but fair tsundere father.

>>7137915
"Not her primary interest" as in "not serious enough to interrupt her sleep". If Lunarians started attacking during her hibernation, I'm sure she'd notice it before Ran.

Normals at their fineSt. Going back to sleep.

>>7137797
>the most reviled porn fetish
More so than anal sex? I don't know whether to be disgusted or intrigued.

wasn't it school swimsuits?

>>7137797
Huh!?... I thought it was Forced Consensual Sex in the Missionary Position... guess I was wrong all along...

>>7137797
Of course you must realize that in response polls somewhere within the region of 1-2% of females have any sexual thoughts whatsoever. The problem is not the fetish but believing women to respond honestly to sex-related opinion polls.

>>7137954
Forced consensual? Makes as much sense as consensual rape.

>>7137959
Or the fact that it's about as unbiased as asking 99% of Catholics about birth control. Stupid poll.

>>7137625

QUALI­TY THREAD

>>7137797

Wait, you mean women aren't turned on by wanting a life of servitude to their men?

>>7137904

oh shit it's like memento, remember that movie?

>>7137947

When is the next EWI coming out?

>>7137764

Silly Anon, that's the Eientei they show to the world.

This is Eientei behind closed doors.

i-it's not like i wish eirin was my mother and i was in reisen's position or anything

>>7139129

forgot my pic

Kanako. I'm sure it would be pretty relaxed, plus I would get to become powerful, maybe.

>>7139133
I loved that doujiin. The world need more stuff like that.

BEST MOMMY

>yuuka

GP-KIDS taught me that Sanae would be the best mother.

Tadaima~~~

It hadn't even crossed your mind to think that the chen we knew and loved wasn't even the real chen, or that a 'real' chen never even existed. Seriously, hes like the justin bieber of the vocaloid world.

A/ and /v/ are like obnoxious kids that pester adults to let them play in arcades. Sanae would never do that!

>>7140706

;_;

No Eirin, you are the asses. And Eirin had dat ass.

polite bump for rude kanako

I am udderly disgusted that this has not been posted in this thread yet

mazabump

>>7143979

In before Ellen Degeneres.

>>7137625
Ran.

I'd prefer Kanako-sama as my wife.

Ran. Kanako doesn't seem to be the motherly type, and Yuuka would make a better wife.