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Me

>>712864
Yup.

asthma ;_;

They didn't deserve me on their teams. I was just too good for them.

>>712864
Pretty much.

Damn, you had to remind me didn't you?

Yeah, except in hockey. I was pretty badass at hockey for some reason.

Actually, I was picked second to last.

Next to the ugly girl who was mildly retarded.

And even she helped her team win more games.

;_;

What sucked most was the occasional times when they decided to merge our class with another one of a lower grade to play a specific sport. Even then, out of say, 50 people; I was picked last. Girls and retards included.

>>712888
In what?

not me

No shame in being picked last.

we had line ups to determine who plays where in soccer
they never told us that's how they were going to pick, that's just how they did it

i'd always go toward the back of the line so i was one of the people that got to stay near the goal instead of chase after the ball

Yup.

In 8 years I scored once.

I never wanted to play with them. I know I suck at sports.

>>712889
I never did either, but had to unless I wanted a zero on my report card.

Not me, because I was in a class with an exceptionally fat fatty. 2nd to last.

I had better athletic ability than many picked before me too.

I was awesome at dodgeball and kickball and little league baseball. I would be picked close to first but usually not first because no one liked me and I hated all of them.

You know what? I really fucking miss dodgeball and kickball. I raged when soft faggots got dodgeball banned. There wasn't even any fucking headhunting going on.

I was mildly fit (ran a 7 minute mile even though I never exercised), but I had no friends so yeah.

>>712893
I think it was soccer.

I was a friendless crybaby, so yeah.

>>712916

Yeah seriously, what the fuck. I was actually fucking good at dodgeball, too.

Not me. Ex-athlete here (destroyed my knees a few years ago)

I was second last, always comforting to think there is someone more pathetic then you. Actually, thats why I come here for the most part.

I was picked last because everyone hated me, I wasn't really bad

>>712878

Same here, I was the best goalie around and always made the jocks rage when they couldn't get a shot past me.

I was pretty decent at dodgeball too for some unexplained reason.

>>712928
Hahahahahaha. You remind me of the vigilante in the GTA4 Bank Robbery mission.

Nope

I was good in almost every sport we played eventhough i never trained anything. Usually i was one of the captains.

>>712916
>kickball
why the fuck isn't there a grown ups version of kickball
shit rocked

I am decent at playing tennis and baseball.

2nd to last. I sucked at sports but I wasn't a fatty.

>>712916

Dodgeball banned in America?

Yeah, but I can (or could) run. So if we were playing soccer or something, I ran like hell and let the other people take over. If we were playing football, I ran down the field so fast, there's no way in hell they could throw it to me. If we played baseball and was in the outfield, I was way, way, way out there. If batting, I just sat at the end of the line. I basically did nothing most of the time.

P.E. wasn't so bad, I guess.

>>712923

More throwing or catching? There were a few kids who threw a lot harder than me because I don't really throw very well, but my defense was impenetrable. All-around I was definitely the best player, but I had to be careful who I threw at because my balls were catchable.

/jp/, why are you so athletic? You're supposed to be losers. ;_;

>>712946
seriously, kick ball is bad ass. get a ball you can kick, play in a baseball field with baseball rules. GREAT SUCCESS

I'm still pretty good at soccer even though I never train

>>712946

Maybe we could arrange a /jp/ kickball/dodgeball league. Once a month a bunch of freaks in frilly hats take over a public park and play very heated kickball games before collapsing from exhaustion and asthma.

>>Dodgeball banned in America?

Not in my school.

>>712958
I go outside and run mostly to improve my Touhou and kanji memorization skills. Slow body = slow brain. I am 100% convinced this is true.

>>712978
touhou teams, you identify your team by hats

>>712962

I actually dodged and threw more. I knew how to throw the balls in a curve, and for some reason they had trouble catching those, so they always go out. 'Course, the faggots always say I'm supposed to be out when it barely skims my shirt or something.

I was generally OK at all sports and I still am.

But I don't excel at only one sport. Oh well, I don't give a shit anyways since sports generally require the usage of going outside.

Yeah, I was always picked last, but at least I was some kind of lucky rabbit's foot occasionally.

>>712916
I remember when my school played dodgeball. I was fucking amazing. I would always be the last one standing as the opposing team, still with many members in game, shot balls like danmaku. I grazed every single "bullet" they threw at me until I succumbed to fatigue or got out from having one of my balls caught.

>>712957
>Dodgeball banned in America?

No.

I wasn't the least athletically fit in my year, but I couldn't kick a ball for shit, and I didn't have many freinds, so yeah.

>>712957

Not a blanket ban (yet), but locally bit by bit it's getting eradicated. Faggots think it's barbaric and there's all this self-esteem coddling bullshit now. Like everyone has to get a trophy no matter how badly you lose. Fuck it makes me angry.

>>713011
Sounds like communism to me.

>>713011

What's wrong with today's society? Why are we pushed with lefty ideals and views of equality? We all know its bullshit.

>>713011

I hate it when soccer moms do that. They always over-protect their children when it does more damage to them.

>>712985

When I was the last one left on my team, which was often because I was usually on the weaker team without any good throwers, I would always purposely miss my throws unless I had a good opportunity to nail a weak target. I couldn't risk getting my shit caught so I'd either miss a bit to the side or throw low so it'd hit the ground. By forcing them to have to hit me to get me out, I would ensure a guaranteed victory. I could catch fucking everything, even when the 30 year old teacher played with us after school (this would be like... 4th grade?).

>>713046
There is a solution...

dodgeball isnt banned here because our gym teacher renamed it.

>>712871

I have asthma and was often one of the first picked, stop making excuses.

>>713061

Ron Paul supports dodgeball day.

We never did pickings in highschool, strangely enough.

I was relatively tall in junior high so I got picked early usually

>>712946
foursquare

I want to fuck all the people with asthma in this thread so I can listen to them struggle to breathe as I fuck their little asshole.

My old gym teacher always assigned team members randomly,except for the captains.

I wasn't picked last. My school, in order to make sure none of us had any emotional scarring, always started randomly assigning the last quarter.

That said, I was the kid whose job was always to collect the balls so people who could actually throw didn't have to.

>>713113

I played basketball in highschool.

WHAT NOW ANON?

>>713167

I'd lock up her inhaler until we were done.

>>713172

I lifted weights in High School.

>>713172
Glad to see your life has taken such a productive turn.

I was picked last for everything, except dodgeball. I used to be able to whip those things pretty well.

>>713179
She would probably die on you. Bastard, I hope the LHC leaves you behind.

>>713195

Erm

Alright, what if I attach it to my dick and rig it so it only dispenses(?) when I cum? That way, I get a blowjob and she gets to live.

>>712958
>/jp/, why are you so athletic? You're supposed to be losers. ;_;
We're also liars.

I was one of the fastest guys in the school, I also hit 12ft on the long jump in 8th grade. I would love to try it now but it's too late for things like that.

I was picked first or 2nd. But this was only because of my athletic ability, I am still socially crippled ;_;

>>713250
>>I was one of the fattest guys in the school, I also hit 12ft on the waistline in 8th grade. I would love to measure it now but it's too far away for things like that.

>>713208
You're still horrible. I had an asthma attack when I was twelve and it felt like I was dying. Don't do that to my favorite touhoe ;_;

I'm this really tall skinny guy who sucks at basketball. Always picked last

>>713276

What's an asthma attack like? Is it anything like bronchitis? My dad smoked a fuckton so I got bronchitis a lot until he died.

>>713276

KEVIN?!

>>713272

Although you're trolling I'll respond. Even though I was fast I could only run a quarter of a mile before I felt like I was going to throw up everywhere.

>>before I felt like I was going to throw up everywhere.
Okay, serious this time, I don't think that's a good sign no matter what way you look at it.

third to last. i didnt like playin soccer in school, i preffered playin with my neighboor friends. yeah i have friends.

>>713292

I had an asthma attack last year, it sucked ass. I lost my inhaler and had to stand up to all night prevent myself from falling asleep until 9AM when I could get a hold of someone. I bruised my lungs and had two painful weeks of recovery.

>>713295

I had the same deal. I was fast but had no endurance. Sucked when I had to run from the cops.

Picked 2nd or 3rd to last. Those people who were picked after me were usually fat.

Always good to know that there's always someone out there who is more pathetic than you are.

>>713312
Heh, I was the exact opposite. Slow as fuck in the sprint races, but I was one of the few who would actually finish an 800m. (Or maybe it was just no-one else was bothered enough).

Always picked last, mainly because I sucked hard at every single sports. I had some friends, but since they were usually split between the teams, it didn't really matter.

yeah i used to be one of those ppl who used to be picked last but when i got into high school it changed around to being one of the first...

I was picked last most of the time, but I didn't care.
I didn't do much of anything anyways, so it's no loss if it's something like soccer, baseball, or basketball. Dodgeball, or Trench, as we called it, was my fucking game. I didn't throw very well, but I could get any of my guys back into the game, while at the same time, pulling off some Matrix-bullet-dodging shit, occasionally dodging 4 shots AT FUCKING ONCE when defending.

When class ends, my team either forces a stalemate or wins.

/jp/, how the fuck is it a lot of us are good at dodgeball?

I was one of the better CASUAL basketball players.

Sucked at football and volleyball though, no one wanted me on their team for that. I was pretty much average when it came to everything else and I'm a fast runner so I never really got picked last.

>>713549

An unexplainable fear of contact with balls.

You know what really sucked? Being chosen as team captain. Because Anonymous never associated with anybody athletic, he didn't know the names of the good players and was forced to gesture like an idiot.

>>713549
We know better than to let the balls touch.

>>713565

It's worse when everything comes down to you and you fail.

>>713567
Thats when the LARGE HARDON COLLIDER comes in handy.

>>713549

because dodgeball was inherently more interesting then all the other activities. running wasn't bad but it was more of a chore and most sports just weren't interesting.

I was pretty much always last, it didn't bother me as I half-assed regardless of whether I had more ability in one "sport" or another.

I only liked gym in high school, as my friends and I would throw rocks at cars when we were out on the field.

>>713385
>ppl

GTFO

>>713588
>my friends and I would throw rocks at cars when we were out on the field

>>713610

>my friends and I would throw rocks at cars when we were out on the field

I was, all the time.

I pretty much was. There would be me and a few other pathetic types left at the end. It wasn't because people doubted my athletic ability or because i was unpopular though (I was, don't get me wrong), it was because i was too apathetic to try and i'd let every one else down.

I was average at most sports, football (soccer for Amerifags), basketball, dodgeball etc. Not really picked last, but not first either.

I couldn't run constant distances for shit, but I could defend in all of them fairly well and dodge pretty well in dodgeball. Couldn't throw for shit though.

I was actually relatively good at sports when I put any effort in, despite not playing regularly. Really.

It wasn't bad in elementary school, but by junior high I shut everyone out and was pegged as some stupid faggot and was usually one of the last people to be picked.

I was usualy picked around the middle,because of my adrenaline rush and immunity to rules.

I was one of the most popular kids in class all through out my school days and was charismatic as hell. I didn't become a weeaboo failure until my 20s.

I'm fast as a wolf. Strong as a wolf. As furious as a wolf.

Do really think I was picked last?

>>713862
You were already a closet waeaebow ,you were just living a lie.
Now you life your reality,miserable ronery reality.

>>713876
Yes, furfag

So who else in this thread is lying about being always picked last in gym class?

I would be somewhere in the middle. Thank god I'm tall.

Everyone hated me.

I have asthma too, but I never really put any effort into gym class.

I was slightly overweight but had a big enough frame to not be affected by it too much, 1-10 depending on the sport and class make up.

lol you faggots are liars

i'll bet half of you are normal, 25% were actually good athletes, and the rest...

post in fig threads

>>715674
I was a reasonable athlete, I was also a cock. In ball team ball games (think netball/basketball like) I constantly called out the name of other team players when they had the ball, on the odd occasion they did pass it to me I gave them a load of shit. Good times.

Like 4th from last, just before the fatties. I sucked at sports. I'd always end up being goalie or defense and running away from the ball.

>>715674

Some of us are all three.

>>715740
The time line of my life.

Good athlete -> Normal -> 'the rest...' (current)

>>715763
Oh god, it's like you and I are twins. My body is on the downward spiral. However, these fingers are now strong enough to crush coal into diamonds. And then diamonds into diamond dust.

>>716158

STRONGEST HANDJOB

>>716180
chou-cirno handjob?

I was chubby until my sophomore year of high school; our schools didn't allow the kids to pick teams fo PE, so I was never last. The teachers made sure that each team had its fair share of sports-useless people.

I'm a pretty fast runner over short distances, so I was at least picked over some of the girls and the really skinny boys.

I had motivation, and a decent tackle at full speed.
Now I just have the tackle.

When captains could pick whoever they wanted, I was close to last in the guys, but before most girls

When captains had to pick 1 girl, 1 guy, 1 girl, 1 guy, etc., I was always in the last ones (2-3)

Same for when captains had to pick all the girls first and then all the guys next

Bleh I was pretty athletic. no1 mid-lenght runner in school, was in basketball team for 2 years and had at least weekly soccer games.

I have no idea how I turned into a weaboo. Fuck this thread made me RAGE at myself

The only sport I'm good at is skiing, lol.

We should make an "Anon in highschool" VN. Shit would be erpic.

>>716253
>erpic
>derpic
>derp

I was overly hyper as a kid during sports.

In dodgeball I was always picked first or second and I had such bloodthirst, I always whipped the ball incredibly hard at people, especially putting a priority on the really prissy females, that satisfying "POW" when it would hit either the wall or a person was so great.

So many kids pegged in the face, so many (fake) apologies.

>>716248
cross country or downhill?

>>716289
downhill, you?

>>716280
good strategy there

getting picked first because the captain doesn't want to play against you is still getting picked first.

>>716280
oh god I raged so hard against kids like you

>>716253
Great; I get to either relive bad memories or engage in a blatant attempt to salve that tender memory by redacting it with a video game...

>>716280
Fuck you too.

>>716290
both - downhill when I'm with my family on vacation, and I've participated (and completed) Vasaloppet (wiki) 3 times. I'm not overly athletic, but I'm strong and it's fun to ski with so many people in one place.

>>716280

I didn't hit girls because I was a moralfag. And I didn't headhunt because that would get me disqualified and I just wanted to play (and win) dodgeball. Bloodthirst and aggression though, very yes.

>>716306
wow, that is a long race...
I love the 'throwing myself off a cliff' aspect of downhill, so I'm not sure I could ever go for cross-country... but I agree that skiing in groups is fun.

>>716290
Fatso spotted.

>>716280
Br...Brother?

>>716323
the best part about Vasaloppet is not completing the race, it's telling everybody online that I did.

But I'm not _that_ fast - my best time is 9:05:36
The pros are done in under 4 hours when the conditions are good.

>>716321
I always went for the weak easy targets (girls/uncoordinated/retards) first and hardest, it's basically an acceptable form for letting your schadenfreude out.

>>716334
>Fatso spotted
Because I downhill ski? Hah.

>>716343
90k in 4hours? I've never cross-country skied, but that sounds frightening.

>>716344

Well, I was big and strong so I didn't need to pick on the weak. The strongest targets were much more satisfying, and I usually had more against them anyway. Plus moralfag.

There was this one really small kid with a rocket for an arm, though... I went after him pretty hard but it was just reciprocal. He nailed me really good in the nuts once... I managed to hang onto the ball and win, but goddamn did that hurt.

>>716351

you save the strongest for last so you get to watch them squirm and dodge when they're the only one remaining

>>716349
It's pretty impressive that they can do it. I'm sure they're either machines or using doping.

I'm always totally beat when I finish, can't use my arms properly, etc.

>>716353

I take my dodgeball seriously so it only makes sense to eliminate the biggest threats first. It did often come down to just me and the little guy at the end, though. I miss our rivalry, why did we have to grow up? I want to play dodgeball and kickball, fuck.

>>716354
My entire body hurts after a good day, it's great. But I think I'd die trying to finish that race... impatience, etc.

My fucking right boot crapped out toward the tail end of the past season, so I didn't get in as much time on boards as I wanted to. Skiing on one leg is good for entertaining people on cruisers, but I'm not good enough to ski tougher shit like that.

>>716356
>why did we have to grow up?
I ask myself this all the time. This pretty much sums up what ruined athletics for me.

>>716351
>Well, I was big and strong so I didn't need to pick on the weak.

That was exactly the reason I picked on them, once the fun is out of the way it was time to get down to business.

>>716374

OKKUSENMAN OKKUSENMAN ;_;

I'm old enough to know that I don't want to go back; knowing what I know is worth any time lost.

>>716400
I certainly wouldn't want to go back to highschool. But I miss some aspects of elementary school. Interactions were so much more gender-neutral.

>>716412
Elementary school was great for me, at least when it comes to my social life. I mean, I wasn't extremely popular or anything, but I could talk to most people and had my fair share of friends.

That shit changed fast once I reached middle school, then by 8th grade I had reached rock bottom on the social ladder. Finally started homeschooling after that, I hope you enjoyed my life story.

id like to go back to highscool, at least i got a girlfriend then, now im... so ronery ;_;

I used to play a lot of basketball in high school. Sucked at it, missed even free throws, but for some reason I almost never missed a 3-pointer.

Nowadays i just ride the bike to work and back, a total of 6-7km. Other than that, i can't even lift 40kg of stuff.

>>716426
Puberty hits and all your friends suddenly start to get stronger and bigger than you, when you could easily kick their asses before. In addition, they also all turn gay and start finding it 'cute' when you get into fights, refusing to take you seriously. Everyone thinks you're peculiar for still trying to toughen up, when you're obviously not cut out for it. The physical strength you've fought for is still not enough, and it impresses no one.

There's mine.

>>716465
>they also all turn gay
Is that... literal?

My most recent display of POWER was trying to pick up something like 800 bricks(not all at once) because you arthritic old dad needs help laying them.

65lbs is heavy, even in a wheelbarrow D:

>>716488
it's a metaphor

>>716561

deep

>>716541
We laid cement last year, and all the bags of cement needed to be lugged from the front of the house to the back. I think each bag was 66lbs.

>>716570

sounds like a good work out. hope you didn't strain your back

>>716580
manual labour is good sometimes

Pretty much, yeah.

I'm not fat though, that's a relief. I just have lousy hand-eye coordination.

I was the one picking the teams. This is not a joke. Now I'm somewhat overweight and not even playing sport any more.