/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Mama Kanako, friends with Marisa, Kaguya as my mistress. I'd rather be a pet instead.

marisa as friend
Orin as pet slave
sanae as mom
ima just ass this HELL right here...

QUALITY THREAD

Ran as a mother, friends with Reimu, I'm the slave of Okuu.

Op here, wanting:

Ran mother
Marisa friend
Cirno slave

Ran as my mother, Remilia as my friend and Sakuya as my slave.

Chain smoking Reimu as friend
Suwako as pet
Granny glasses Patches as mother

Mima as mother.
Yuugi as friend.
Wriggle as slave.

Kaguya as my friend, Reimu as my pet, Rinnosuke as my mother.

Yuuka as my mom.
Aya as my fuckfriend.
Yamame as my pet.

Mother: Rinnosuke
Friend: Nitori
Slave: Yukari

I have access to portals. I have access to human and kappa technology. I can establish trade between worlds. I make money. Then I can pay Reimu or Sanae to do lap dances while my mother is in his store doing inventory.

Friend- Patchouli
Pet- Nitori
Mother -I don't really care, maybe Mima

Sakuya slave
Sanae or one of the bunnies, friend
Aya mom

I'd rather be a pet, the hell is with this sexual preference discrimination?

>>7125736
>>7125744
>>7125866

Note to self, /jp/ has many submissives.

Alice as slave
Byakuren as mom
Komeiji Satori as friend

Patchouli as friend
Orin as pet/sex slave
Kanako as mother

Tokiko as friend
Sakuya as slave
Youmu as mama

>>7125827
Have fun getting photographed masturbating and sold to your friends. Aya as a mom wouldn't be as great as it sounds.

Mokou as my friend
Okuu as my pet
Kanako as my mother

>>7125896
She would probably take your picture whether she was the mom or not. I just picked the one that was friendly enough that I didn't want to screw. I think they would all be terrible moms, tbh.

Kaguya as mother , Yuugi as bro, Nazrin as pet.

Suika- friend
Suwako- pet
Keine- Mom

Mother- Keine
Friend-Yuyuko
Pet-Reisen

Friend - Flan
Mother - Patchouli
Pet/slave - Aya

Friend - Eirin (Drugs, drugs everywhere, and rabbit abuse)
Slave - Shikieiki (Who'd be better to enslave than the highest Judge of Paradise)
Mother - Ran. This needs no justification

Friend: Tenshi
Pet/Slave: Reisen
Mother: Yukari

Eirin would make a great friend, I feel. Not only is she intelligent, but would be willing to aid me in becoming a cute little girl if I were on her good side. Plus, I feel she'd be really nice to talk to, if not about science, then just about our daily lives.

I don't really care about a mother. Ran, I guess, if only because thinking too seriously about it feels weird.

I want to be Satori's pet, though. I give up owning a slave in exchange for being endeared to her heart as a pet.

I want both the scarlets as my pets

Marisa would make such an awesome bro. We could shoot the shit everyday and consume strange, mind altering substances. Then we'd hit up all the shrines and hit on everyone we could. Fuck yeah.

Eirin would make the best mother.She already has two children pretty much.

Tewi as my pet. So cute.

>>7126047
>Tewi
>Pet
>Cute

Yeah, maybe finding centipedes in your shoes is cute for you.

>>7126055
That's too low level for Tewi, she'd put centipedes in his ass and dick hole while he slept.

>>7126062
Fuck you so much I was going to sleep.

>>7126062
>centipedes in dick hole

Not cool man, centipedes scare the fuck out of me and I've seen a couple in my house before. My dick hurts just thinking about it.

Screw the rules.

Sakuya as a paid employee
Rika as a friend
Momiji as my wife

>>7126105
>Momiji as my wife

Oh hold the fucking phone. That shit ain't fly.

Friend: Yukari
Mother: Kanako
Slave: Koishi

Friend- Yuuka
Pet- Reimu
Mother- Ran Why not, she already acts like one anyway

>>7126110
I implore you to cope with the situation.

bump

Patchy as slave
Okuu as friend

Chen as a mother

Shikieiki Mom, pet Momiji, friend Chen

>One Touhou as your pet/slave
No anon, I am the pet

Friend = Flandre
Slave = Yukari
Mother = Ran

>>7128319
alright fine you can be the slave/pet if you want

Reimu as friend.
Momiji as pet.
Okuu as mother.

>>7125896

I have a mom that somewhat reminds me of Aya thanks to someone reminding me. Loves taking pictures, doesn't know when to leave me alone, even does that ayaya thing. Anyways...

Mom: Kanako
Friend: Youmu
Pet: One of the fairies

Yuuka friend, Okuu pet, Sakuya mom because maids are the same thing.

>>7125785
BEST MOM EVER!

Sanae - friend
Reisen - pet
Byakuren - mom w/benefits

Hijiri friend

Satori as a pet

Erm, Reimu as my mom?

Friend - Tenshi
Pet/Slave - Okuu
mother- Yukari

Meiling as a freind

Yukari as a slave

Yuugi as my mother

>>7128454
>fetal alcohol syndrome

Mother: Yukari
Friend: Reimu
Pet: Utsuho

>>7128457
Oh you, if she was my true mother I would be an oni as well and thus instead of being poisoned it will be life giving and my sustenance.

Pic related, she would be the kiss on the lips kind of mommy :3

Friend: Alice
Mother: Mokou
Pet: Mystia

Life could be so chill. Philosopher for a mother, kindred-nerd spirit friend and a bird-girl that can sign beautifully as a pet. I imagine building the avian house would be a fucking job and a half.

>>7125732
RAN
RAN
RAN

things would be different around here.

friend: sanae. Easier to get prayers answered then befriending Reimu.
Slave (including her slaves & associates): remilia
Mom: alice, cause I'd get free dolls

mom: chen
slave: yukari
friend: ran

Cirno
Cirno
Cirno

Friend: noone
Pet/slave: reads
Mother: these

Suika as pet
Kanako as mom
Suwako as friend

All of them as my beloved daughters.

>>7130666
I did.

What can I say? I was bored, and sometimes people have funny responses to these things.

Such as >>7128457

Nitori as friend - We'd be building fun stuff together
Youmu as slave - I'd fuck the shit out of her and let her do stuff I don't feel like doing
Patchouli as mother - I'd grow up to be extremely educated, and also self-reliant because she wouldn't do more than the bare minimum to keep me alive

Friend: Suika
Slave: Sakuya
Mom: Suwako
Business Partner: Nitori
Broski: Mokou
Imouto: Koishi

Remi - Friend
Tewi/Mystia - Pet
Reimu/Ran - Mother

>>7125750

These exact options for me too.

Yuugi as my Friend
Okuu as my pet/slave. Or maybe Chen.
Patchy as my mother.

Yuugi could be a good bro, she'd always protect me, drink with me, and perhaps sexually assault me.
Okuu pet is obvious.
And Patchy could read us all bedtime stories.