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Umineko

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>>7125263

Is this the reviews thread? Let me post some of my reviews
It's tricky to summarize this one in a way that doesn't make it sound much better or much worse than it is, but here goes: three stories about helping someone overcome their personal demons and learn to lead a happy life, with you of course.

Each of the three troubled girls is unique and convincingly human. Hence the routes are very different from each other on the surface but share much of the same themes and overall structure. Also, the protagonist and heroines both grow immensely by the (true) end of the routes, leaving all of them with satisfying (true) endings.

Unfortunately, there is a persistent strain on suspension of disbelief for large parts of the game. While never impossible to ignore, it takes effort (or perhaps a really shitty adolescence) to not let it get in the way of empathizing with the characters and their problems. This is mitigated by the fact that a lot of time is spent effectively killing time with slice of life. But I felt that fit the game's relaxed atmosphere, and gave the characterization and (good) comedy plenty of time to do their things.

Score: 7/10

Polarization: High (+2/-3)

Some people will literally laugh at the implausibility of some parts of the stories, while some others will find at least one of the endings deeply moving. Personal experience may be a factor.

Routes/Endings Played: All 3 routes, good and bad endings.

You have a fucking list of VNs to check out right there. Just look them up yourself and see what sounds interesting you piece of shit. No one is claiming that this is off-topic, just shitty.

So you gave Fate/Stay Night an A+ and True Remembrance a C?

I can only assume you are a troll, because it isn't possible that someone has such a shit taste

>>7125256
Princess Waltz

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>>7125270

Another nice short story about a dying girl.(http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IllGirl)) Except this one is protag's little sister.

Good news is: the game does succeed at making the incest plausible. This is partly because it tells their whole life's story starting from childhood, and because the characters are believably human. Said complexity also ensures the slice-of-life is just as fun to read as the drama.

Most of the problems come from predictability: of course she'll get bullied (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KidsAreCruel)) in her youth, some love rival/classmate will try to protect her, the other heroine will notice the relationship (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YourCheatingHeart)) someday, the ending is her death (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeadLittleSister)) (except when it isn't(http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HappilyEverAfter)).)). Early on there's also a mild tendency to rely on stupidity to create an extra scene or two.

Fortunately, all of that gets less and less egregious later on. The endings (which are different enough it's worth reading them all) even manage to be entirely devoid of melodrama (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Melodrama)), so it's easy to empathize with the protagonist when it really matters.

Score: 7.5/10

Polarization: (+1/-1)

As usual, depends on how moved you are by soap opera disease(http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SoapOperaDisease).).

Routes/Endings Played: All six.

Sorry, OP. But Fate/Stay Night is a C-.

>Pick my next VN and give me a DL link.
Do you also want me to change your diapers?
Fuck off
Pick whichever one you want, you have a shitty taste anyways

What the hell was that.

The pacing was faster than anything I've ever read in my life. The first half of the plot never takes itself seriously(http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RefugeInAudacity).). The writing can't decide (in a good way) whether it's being deep or silly or stylish or gratuitous. The lion's share of the soundtrack has vocals. And there's no dearth of sprites, cgs or movement thereof despite the game's brevity. So, I found the overall experience quite overwhelming at first. And then it ended before I could stop being overwhelmed.

For the most part, I enjoyed that sensation a lot, but it would definitely have benefited from slowing down(http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PacingProblems)) just a little (maybe having less sex to cram in would've made that easier?). In the second half where the plot suddenly matters, it does indeed slow down and successfully makes me care. While the game is far too short to do anything truly exceptional, what story was there was unique, interesting, and well-written, despite the obvious ending.

Score: 8.5/10

Polarization: (+0.5/-1)

Short game means very little content to be polarized by, though the abnormality of the content may slightly deter some.

Routes/Endings Played: Linear, All Three Bad Endings

>>7125256
>Kagetsu Tohya
>C

You are full of shit.

>>7125302
I love this board!

>>7125289
I would actually give those two VNs the exact same scores. Never understood what was so great about True Remembrance.

>>7125318
Pff, so you prepared a escape route from the start OP?
You are pathethic

1- You are not trolling anyone
2- You don't know what trolling is
3- Get out of /jp/

>>7125256
OP
Read Umineko and Higurashi now.
If you really liked F/SN, you must do it. They haven't sexual content, though, but you will enjoy the plot, trust me.

Translation for Umineko:
http://witch-hunt.com/

Download or _buy_ the game. Just google it, damm.
Thumbs up on your loli hating

>>7125256
Reported for trolling outside of /b/.

This is the kind of shit charts bring. Good job, retards.

Musume Shimai might suit your tastes, OP.

>>7125256
Crescendo it is. I hope you don't mind the CG, but that can be easily ignored.

>>7125325
Quality Answer at last.

>>7125326
>Implying I'm trolling and that you're not trolling yourselves.

>>7125334
How fucking blind are you to not notice that Umineko was already said in this thread?
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>>7125325
I don't see how either When They Cry is like F/SN. But if one was going to play both it would make a lot more sense to play Higurashi first.

>>7125327
These charts are made by people from /a/. Blame them.

>>7125337
Saging while giving a VN name doesn't cause my quality advice sensor to go through the roof buddy.

>I prefer some PLOT with a large serving of DRAMA, (real emotion.) a medium serving of ACTION helps and a small appetizer of SEXUAL CONTENT.
Urobuchi manages to get all three into one scene in several of his works.

>>7125256

> Pick my next VN and give me a DL link.

Right, should I also warm up your kotatsu and serve you some apples?

You lazy shit, read your own VNs and find your own dL links. Or try being polite.

>>7125347
>Saging

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>>7125360

>Lollicon are will result in a VN being dropped.
>Saya no Uta an A-

Anyone have the original of op's pic?

>>7125349
D.O. games fit the bill, but he seems to have ignored me.

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>>7125390
That post has already been noted sir.

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>>7125318
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>>7125395
THIS GUY IS FUCKING AWESOME not only does he own those shitty sagefags but he also delivers we should totally help him.

>>7125347
sage= 下げる=sageing

sage is also not negative, it only means you want to add something without bumping the thread like thanking someone or adding a piece of information unrelated to the thread (like I am doing right now) or simply because you are shy.

You should also drop the reaction image if you want to be taken seriously.

I always wonder if those people plainly asking to be spoonfed are actually completely retarded or just bored people trolling, I hope it's the later.

>>7125404

Having fun, OP?

>>7125419
Yes. Thanks for asking.

>>7125421
You're not me.

>>7125419
Yes.

Wow, guys. I thought /jp/ was starting to start losing its troll avoidance capabilities, but this is beyond bad. It makes me wonder if almost every person that replied in this thread is rather... New.

You all should just take it easy and stop replying to the thread.

Damn clones

>>7125441
how is this even a troll thread

Oh I wish that guy who spams old kopipe or kinectimals would come in here and kill this thread already.

>>7125441
>this is beyond bad
So, business as usual.

I'm a 4chan level otaku. I don't talk with you chumps in anime club, I don't read your "anime magazine" with new releases I saw two years ago. I don't need to go to a club full of fat smelly people to watch Full Metal Alchemist all over again. I've got fuckin' live feed torrents of the newest animes you haven't even hear of, and figures from said anime being shipped to my house so I can masturbate on them. Go read your "yowie" on fanfiction.net, I'm downloading loli dojinshi and reading the fucking raws.
You keep wearing your naruto headbands and shit, socializing with your weeaboo friends. I'll be walking by, Anonymous. You'll never know that the master of anime had passed you by, because I suppress my power level.

>>7125467

This is NOT copypasta. I repeat NOT copypasta.

I know coming to /jp/ for advice is a top notch bad idea, but I honestly have no where else to turn because this situation directly involves my family, and friends.

Let me start from the beginning, I am 318 and my shikigami is 31. I just finished shopping and my shikigami is home from prowling. I guess this year her hunting started slipping or something, because I walked past her room and she was crying. I walked inside her room to ask her what's up and she hands me a letter - apparently she's up for review by my master for dismissal. I feel kinda sorry for her so I gave her a hug and one thing led to another and we started making out. This is really weird because I've made out with girls before, but my shikigami blows them all out of the water. In the back of my mind lies the fact that she's my servant and what we are doing is sick and wrong, but I guess my shikigami has more experience and it felt so fucking good.

Here's the dilemma - after making out, Chen started taking her clothes off and she started pulling my pants down. I'm like, hey, what are you doing? She's like, oh come on Ran, aren't you even a LITTLE curious? I felt bad because its true, my servant is a hottie and I always wished that she wasn't my shikigami. I've even gone as far as to shlick to thoughts of doing her. She then said "For tonight, let's not be master and servant. I really need this because I feel like shit right now and our master won't be back till late and we aren't going to tell anyone.

I pretty much just fucked my shikigami. No, to be more honest, I just lost my virginity to my servant. My question, /jp/, is WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW?? What do people usually do after they fuck their servants?

Pic very related; that's Chen.

thanks op i came on cat she hiss at penis
i fapped so hard mine dong flew out da window i here its in china now
wow op i fap so hard my dick bigger 2 inches great vid
omg i coming cats and dogs thnx for pic!!
omg op i come so hard that I shot a whole in my wall. now my mom is angry and said i had a hug cock!
i came so hard im now a woman thx op
The hurricane winds generated from how fast I was whacking it knocked down my entire south wall of my house and now car alarms all over the neigborhood are going off.
I just shat my pants in class now i cant move or it will all squelch out and the girl near me is starting to notice the smell thanks op!
i know own a small fast food chain in rhode island thx op
thx op for share her exclusive move make sister grew dick to fuck my ass with
op i slipped on my own penis im calling the police fuck you op
WOW BITCH NOZE HOW TO SUKK GUD I CUM SO HARD MY BUCKET BROKE
super hot chick thanks op I came a whole mom
oh god all i have left to cum is bone marrow aaaah god no stop it hurts m bone marrow thx op 10/10
holy penis i shat pics of spiderman
epic win OP I cam shit and shat cum
I'm watching this now with my family and my granpa is winning the cumbucket challenge thx op 10/10
I came so hard my cum created a sonic boom and now I can't hear shit thx op 10/10
your under arrest op for make this such fantastic porno movievideo, I birthed several sperm childs
thx op i came so hard my dick split open and wasps flew out and stung my mom 9/11
thx op i cut dick off and threw my dick like cum grenade 10/10
op made me cum like a small turtle call me franklin
awesome porno op I came in a poor man's suit pocket.
I RIPPED MY ARM OFF AND CAME TO STOP THE BLEEDING THX OP
omfg my dick got so hard i could fuck my own asshole!

thanks op, she is hot bitch in porn, i cum so hard while hurtling through space toward a decommissioned space station. slowly, i pull my knees to my chest and close my eyes as my bowels begin to expel hundreds upon hundreds of beautiful, symmetrical turds, brown as the day is long. i laugh like a young girl as my turds drift aimlessly behind me; they are as butterflies to a child frolicking in the fields of elysium.

i approach the station's docking port, flaccid cock in hand, and prepare to float gently into its inviting confines. i extend my cockless arm jubilantly, as to celebrate the majesty and depth of space, and thank jesus christ for this ultimate gift and blessing. but suddenly, my outstretched arm collides with the outer rim of the docking port, and the trajectory of my quaggy body is violently halted.

the fates afford me barely enough time to turn my head before the turds arrive. one thousand turds, each one seemingly larger than the last. i try in vain to cleanse my eyes of the shitsting, but succeed only in smearing my own fecal matter into a fine asspaste, which slowly seeps into my eyes and nasal cavity. i inhale three hundred and twenty four Space Turds; my lungs are permeated completely with my own shit. i hang lax, spirit broken, defeated by poop. i will never be the same. i am forever a shit faggot.

>>7125470
Reported for too lewd

>>7125483

HI,

Not too sure where to start but I'm a 24 year old male with a VERY humiliating problem (at least to me). My PENIS farts. This is what my latest girlfriend called it. Although she says it's the cutest and sexiest thing she's ever seen, I cant begin to express how embarrassing this is to me.

It can be anything from a soft wet whistling sound to a very loud popping or air escaping quickly sound. Yes, just like regular fart but much higher pitched and can be about 5x as loud. (coming out of a smaller hole, I guess). During a typical hand job my PENIS can fart up to 30 times. My girlfriend seems to love it but I feel like crying. The gentlest squeeze especially at the base can elicit a fart but the worst is when I orgasm.

This is not a health issue as I've been doing this all me life. It doesn't hurt, in fact the vibrations alone can initiate an orgasm. Just humiliating. Most women don't say anything, some laugh but every girl who has witnessed this seems to be mesmerized by it.

I know women like confident men but I just cannot seem to get comfortable with this and I feel it is ruining my life. Girls talk and I feel like the talk of the town. High school was a nightmare.

My question is: Are my the only one. Has anyone else experienced this? I've checked books, done internet searches etc., but can't find anything related to my problem. I don't feel that I can cure the problem but how can I be more comfortable with it.

How would you feel if you met a man who was attractive, kind, sensitive and sincere but PENIS farted?

Sorry if I was being too graphic but I felt like I finally needed a woman's opinion.

Thank you for your help and concern. Best Wishes

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>>7125494

When I was 17 my girlfriend at the time was finally ready to use a diaper. I, as one might expect of a 17 year old, was excited. Neither hell nor high water was going to stand between me and my final destination.

I get ready for the night, trim everything up, shower extra well. Unfortunately there was also an issue. I have a digestional disorder that sometimes cause my shit to become large and quite solid while still inside me. I wasn't aware it was a treatable problem and, in fact, just thought everyone had to deal with the equivalent of anal kidney stones. I bring this up because I had a mighty one which had been loaded into the gun for several days.

So she goes down on me. She was always average at best in the head department but at least she tried. She pops my cock out of her mouth long enough to look up at me and say "tell me if you like this". Then I feel it.

She stuck her finger up my ass.

My brain hits the panic switch and every muscle in my entire body locks up tighter than a three year old virgin. But its too late.

I take a massive, PAINFUL, PAINFUL shit, all over her parents comforter.

No, you aren't understanding. I mean large. Huge. IMMENSE. Take your largest shit and multiple it by forty-two and you'll have an idea of what flew out of me.

And gents, when I say flew, I don't mean "I pooped." I mean "projectile". I mean "hurricane force winds hitting an umbrella stand". And due to my condition, it comes out as a large, dark brown, smelly harpoon.

I know it hit her. I didn't see it. She ran screaming "OH MY GOD OHMYGODOHMYGODEEEEEWWWWWWWW" but I always imagined that, due to her position, it hit her right in the chin. Or at least the tits.

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>>7125511
Look at that lewd slut, just look at her.

why are you spamming this

>>7125515
I heard she liked black cocks too.

>>7125256
>Lollicon are will result in a VN being dropped.
You obviously do not belong here. Go back to /a/ with your newfag shit.

>>7125558
>>>/v/
Back to your place.

>>7125558
Reported for trolling outside of /b/