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Speaking without any sort of lust, I actually enjoy this particular picture of Satori.
Makes her feel more real, to me.

>>7098481
No, that's wrong.

You feel psychological dominance and reassurance over the prospect that such a perfect being compared to humans could still have such base desires. With the help of that pic you draw her down on the same level in your mind and this triggers various feelings that make you feel better. Many of those are connected to the desire to procreate, self-worth etc.
Basically, you just want her to be flawed, just like you. You want to sully the perfect and unreachable.

Just wanted to let you know.
Continue the Satori thread.
Bump.

Even the most perfect and purest beings in existence have the desire to be loved.
I do not see the problem.

>>7098884
I just want to cum inside Satori, is that so wrong?

>>7098884
Sexuality is part of human nature, which without the human race could not advance.

That you would call sexuality a "flaw" is a very Christian belief, thus, biased.

>>7098884
That is a nice assumption, however the Satori I like is the Satori I can be the submissive pet to.

To draw on what you said, I think it might be closer to my wanting to picture her less perfect because I cannot otherwise imagine such a perfect being wanting to be around me in the least.

Or, to put it in other words, makes her feel more human, to me.

>>7098932
It's more Protestant than Christian, no?

>>7098920
Exactly because you use the word love like that is why you don't understand. It's a collective term, be careful.
>in existence
Where? The only ones that exist are in fiction.

>>7098932
It's not a flaw for humans. It's needed for our survial. But something perfect shouldn't have such a need. It's perfect because it hasn't.

>>7098931
>is that so wrong?
Yes, Satori is a nice young lady and you're a sick person for wanting to defile her.

>>7098944
> more Protestant than Christian

ಠ_ಠ

Protestantism is one of the three major divisions (Catholicism, Orthodoxy, and Protestantism) within Christianity.

>>7098955
>>in existence
>Where? The only ones that exist are in fiction.
A perfect being has to exist. After all, if it didn't exist, then it wouldn't be perfect. So there's no such thing as a perfect bieng that doesn't exist.

>>7098981
Eh? Wasn't Christianity a denominator of Catholicism that worshiped Christ as the son of God?

>>7098991
No, Catholics already worship Yeshua as the bastard child of YHVH.

>>7098991

Eh, what? Catholics and Protestants both worship Jesus, if you worship God but not Jesus than you're Jewish, and if you recognize Jesus as being one of multiple messiahs then you're a Muslim.

>>7099001
>>7099002
Gods, religions are so complicated.

Then what's the difference between Catholics and Christians? Saint worship?

What was the point of this thread?

>>7099007
I think it was made to combat spam with a random image that was /jp/ related.

Guys stop, remember the point of the thread: to post the cutest touhou.

>>7099019
>post the cutest touhou.
Reimu thread?

>>7099024
I won't have your slander.

>>7099005

Well, Christianity started as a Jewish sect that believed in Christ as being the Son of God, God having become human and the savior of humanity. However all of the other Jews thought that Jesus wasn't so Christianity split off from them just like Islam later would. Judaism is basically the root religion. Catholicism is the original form of Christianity which is only disctinct because Protestantism and Orthodoxy came about.

>>7099033

Actually for me to say Islam split from Judaism isn't really correct, it came about later and is heavily intertwined with Judaic history but they didn't actually split off from Judaism. Muhammad was heavily influenced by Judaism so they're both Abrahamic religions.

>>7098884
>hello, I am going to spout psycho-babble which I learned in psychology 101 in an attempt to sound educated and maybe even impress some people on a shitty website.

Not impressed.

>>7098944

Yes, in a nutshell, the perfect Touhou Satori would never be interested in you. That's why you draw her down on the same level as you, on the level of a human in order to be able to satisfy your lust.

>>7098973
I never implied that. I just wanted explain him that his lust is exactly the reason he feels that way.

>>7098985
That's false reasoning since you use the assumption that something perfect has to exist. We can only set requirements.

>>7099043
Did I hurt your feelings? Sorry, here have some love.

>>7099043
You hold on to your waifu because she remind you of your father's penis.

Posting Satori is better.

>>7099098
Fapping Touhous are the best.

I kinda want to be the worm.

>>7099164

>>7099005
First, there's Judaism (the religion as believed by Jews). Then, about 2000 years ago, somebody called Jesus popped up and said He was the Son of God. It caused some conflicts with the religious experts at the time and Jesus was crucified (Christians claim He later revived). People who continued to believe He is/was the Son of God then became a sect known as Christianity. Near the end of the Roman Empire, some Emperor found it a good idea to make Christianity the official religion. After the fall of the Roman Empire, Christianity was centralized, becoming the Roman Catholic Church. Many centuries later (end of Middle Ages), some Catholics got fed up with how much the Church mutilated Christianity and branched off into a 'pure' form of Christianity known as Protestantism.

I know very little about Orthodoxy, so for its exact origins you'll need to Wikipedia it a bit.

Islam is a mostly unrelated religion, but is clearly influenced by Judaism, as is evidenced by the fact that some of their stories are just altered versions of the ones in Judaism. They believe Jesus was a normal prophet, not the Son of God.

>>7099098
>>7099164
Where's the rest? Don't hold out on us Hong ;_;

>>7099098
>>7099164
>>7100227
NEIM!

>>7100227
I don't really like tentacles, but even I have to agree this one was good.

http://www.mediafire.com/?lpav4g0l20pmgt6

>>7100227
You can find it easily using exhentai.

Though, that worm reminds me too much of lust-worms, which in turn remind me too much of Sakura. What a way to spoil my enjoyment.

>>7100239
You're a saint, thanks.

What's goin on in here?

>>7100263
You read minds, figure it out.

>>7100273

>>7100301
Meaning Crino's mind is empty?

She probably doesn't even have a no pillow, the slut.

>>7100239
Worm inside vagina was hot.

>He wants to fuck

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>>7100403
Dive, dive, dive!

>>7100429
>>7100403
Who's the artist?

>>7100439
http://iqdb.hanyuu.net/

>>7100447
You could have just said "Kurokarasu".

>>7100456
I just want you to know you can do it yourself.

I usually give a source when people ask but just letting you know about the site in case you want to look up anything else.

>>7100462
You're most thoughtful.

>>7100471
Hmm, that look of hers just gave me a boner..

>>7100471
>wnated

Why is Satori so erotic?

>>7100488

What's the deal with these "yes" and "no" pillows? Do they actually exist in real life? And if so, why? Are bitches unable to tell you whether they want your cock inside them or not? I just don't understand.

>>7100263
I just analized the ugly subconscious desires of a random sinsack for you Nee-san. Praise me.

Koishi hijack

>>7100556
Leave her alone ;_;

>>7100612
>>7100614
hnnnnnnnng

JAAAAAAAAAAA! LIEBE!

Koishi stole the precious sister.

Koishi discovered the superiority of having a little sister rather than an older one.
Bye-bye Nee-san.

>>7100612
Oh my god that is amazing.

Satori threads need to be banned from /jp/.

I can't stop fapping ;_;

BRB, listening to SatoKoi for the 10th time.

>>7100660

If you need an erection-killing Satori picture, then look at this.

>>7100541

The Yes/No pillow is a prize on some Japanese game shows for couples. Japanese relationships are, from a Western perspective, very conservative. Using a proxy message has an appeal when couples, even married ones, are uncomfortable asking for sex.

>>7100670

That just made me fap harder...

>>7100660
>download 4chan extension
>hide Satori threads
>Escape with penis intact

>>7100682
>hiding threads
>on /jp/

>>7098884

the girl that no one loves

>>7100991
S.....stop..... please!

>YEZ

What.

>>7100991
>>7101063
>>7101406
Why does everyone want to torture and/or rape Satori?

>>7101911
I don't understand it either.

I'd rather be raped by her.

>>7101911
This maybe.
>>7098884

>>7101928
>>7101949
Satori would never do such a thing!

Ahn~ Satori, satisfy the masochist in me!

>>7101960
Don't play dumb.
Seducing a pure hearted oni like that, you really are peerless.
That's not all, your sister, your pets, the bridge princess, too.

So many Touhou threads. life is good.

Ahh Satori

>>7102144
I had a dream last night that I was having sex and I couldn't get a boner no matter what so it was just my flaccid dick wriggling inside a vagina. felt pretty bad.

>>7102160
>my flaccid [...] wriggling inside a vagina
reminds me of Sakura

Please be quiet, Orin is sleeping.

>>7102228
>1tail

nevermind.

No sleep for Satori this night.

>>7102248
me on the right

>>7102261
Satori is so cute when she is suffering.

>>7102256
>implying Okuu is a overweight poor looser irl
No. Just no.

>>7098991
catholics are the stupid retard fanatic christians, protestants are the average joe christians. Theres a good explaination.

What's it like to release your seed into satori's snatch?

>>7102336
Like this, just a bit lower.

>>7102336
I dont know, but i bet its the best thing ever.

>>7102336
Imagine you're a small-time trader in the commodities market. You've held your post in the company for over a year now, and have gotten a good feel for the market trends and a decent portfolio, but because of the recession you've only been able to make so much from short-term trading. You've been warned by your boss that you've not been doing as well as you could have been, and that you need to be bringing in more profits. So you start taking a bit more of a risk, sell off a section of the high-tech portfolio (not making profit at all!) and buy up a sizeable portion of gold futures. To offset this, you go in for something wholly unrelated, an agricultural inventory worth about twenty million.

The goods are all there - you actually go and do an physical inventory on it and check that it is a solid choice. Mountains of the stuff, all piled into warehouses. For the next few days you watch carefully as the price rises slowly. You're not interested in the small movements right now, but a worry in your gut makes you look over the trends again and again.

Then it happens all at once. The agricultural sector holdings you have suddenly boom due to the floods in Pakistan, and while your grain shipments are temporarily worthless until someone can go over and check they're still intact, you'll reap a huge reward as the wheat and grain market's supply is depressed. It's elating.
But then you look over the gold futures market, and with a shock you realise they're about to collapse. You can't pull out of your holdings - the six month movement contracts lock you in for half a year - and if you don't do something to stabilise the market NOW, that entire investment can be written off. You need liquid capital to purchase more gold immediately, and if you don't..

Let's just say being out of a job and being beaten to a pulp in a back alley might not be too far off what might happen.

>>7102625
continued:


You search around for buyers for your grain inventory. Of course, no-one wants to buy it until they've got a reason why you're selling, and since you can't tell them the gold market is about to collapse for fear they'll sell and tip the market over the edge, they simply believe your offer is because your goods have already been destroyed. Who'd lose out on the massive profits to be made? No-one offers.

No-one, of course, except one blinking pop-up on your computer terminal. It's from Komeiji Enterprises. It's her, of course. The offer is for fifteen million, a quarter less than what you bought it for, and probably only a percentile of what it's going to be. You suddenly know, KNOW, that she's seen the reason for the metal depression and why you need to sell off your grain holdings. That bitch. She has you over a barrel, and knows it. But you don't have a choice. It's physically painful. But you know there's nowhere to run. Nothing left to do but click the button. And you do so, and release your seed into Satori's snatch.

Feels bad, man.

>>7102431
brb fapping

>>7102631
What a pun.

>>7102160
it must be sad when even in your dreams you're a loser

>>7102625
>>7102631

Wow.

>>7102631
>your seed into Satori's snatch.
>seed
>snatch

Took me a good five minutes to figure out the pun, and then I LOL'ed my fucking ASS off. Best post on /jp/ right now.

>>7102638
I know that feel.
>>7102645
I think you mean >>7102431

>>7102431
more like this please

>>7102656
gelboru is down so I can't really help much (can't find pic or similar pics on other sites) but here's the artist's pixiv http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=11558

Got you!

...

...now what?

>>7102773
That's a really thin dick man..

>>7101960
But... Perhaps she could pretend to do such a thing and you'd never consciously know...
It would be complete fantasy, but you'd take it as if it were real.
Still, it would not be real and not have the problems associated with the actual action.
That's not exactly what her powers do in themselves, but perhaps she's gained enough insight and experience with minds to do such a thing with mind reading...

>>7102183
Sakura from Cardcaptors..?

>>7102816
I don't think so. Koishi might be able to do something like that, but not Satori.

>>7102847
I was referring to conscious thought, not subconscious thought.
I deliberately reffered to conscious thought.
She might not be able to do it as well as Koishi, but I think she could still do it to an extant

Broishi (rule 63 of koishi) will rape you subconsciously, and you will never know.

I can control my subconscious with focus.

>>7102899
That makes no sense.
Subconscious thoughts cannot be consciously altered. If they can, then they are, by definition, not subconscious.

I wish my actual computer wasn't fucked so I could contribute.

>>7103192
Also so I could use the 4chan extension...This is really fucking annoying

what a nice girl.

Didn't she rank relatively high in the popularity contest?

>>7104067
8

>>7102625
>>7102631

This is amazing

i find satori extremely arousing

i don't even like lolis

so nice

>>7104239
cause shes motherly AND a loli? Also can be dominating or submissive.

>>7102331
But there are also Catholics that are perfectly reasonable people and protestants who are retarded fanatics. You can't just generalize like that.

>>7104265
A character that has basically all attributes the fans would desire of her in Touhou fanon? Well, I never.

I had a 5gb satori folder, but the netbook it was on fell off a shelf and the HDD shattered.

Satori eating through her noise.

Since this thread is here. I often wonder are those third-eye veins canonogically attached to her body and thus cannot come off? Or is it just on her clothes?

>>7105032
I wonder too. If they're attached, then imagine where they enter her body, it must be kind of gross.

さとりちゃんぺろぺろ

>>7105057
Probably no more gross than where the furry tails of Orin enter her body.

That said, I'm more concerned with their feel. They look like arteries, so I can't shake the feeling that they'd be extremely sensitive to pain.

>>7105057
They're probably attached, although fanart depicts both with and without.

>>7105032
It's part of her body.

>>7105617
If she had such a blatant weakness the youkai wouldn't have exiled her underground and fear her like they do now.

>>7105726
>>7105617
>>7105057
>>7105032
Better question: If they are attached to her, how are her clothes set up, so they can be removed?

Actually part of it attaches to Koishi's boots so maybe it's just part of the clothes.

Satori confuses my libido something fierce.

Also, great thread. Today /jp/ was not faggots.

>>7105749
she never changes clothes, obviously.

>>7105797
I'd hope if that's the case, that she doesn't have to.

>>7105788
And two days before.

>>7105749
Maybe they're tailor-made clothes and those hearts are just buttons clipped onto the veins to hide their ends?

One attaches directly to her brain, which is why she wears a headband, and the rest on her torso in various places.

Hey look, it's that character 4chan created.

>>7105918
Huh, that would make sense. I never really think how the connections between her body and her eye look.

>"I will show you what strue stripping looks like!"

>>7105749
Well, they are undeniably connected to her body and part of it just like the third eye.

Satori is probably a master at playing Alice.

Nyatori.
So good.

A normal day in Palace of the Earth Spirits

>>7106859

>>7106862
that's a really low door handle, or satori is really tall

Too lewd.

>>7106862
Satori looks so good when she comes

>>7106883
You just made me get up and rub my ass on a door handle.

>>7106941
how does it feel ? did you manage to put the handle in your ass ?

>>7106883
yeah, that satori is tall, i mean look, in the pic she is taller than ok. Hardly a 5th grade loli if you ask me.
>>7106941
Same but I didn't rub by ass on the handle.

>>7106935
Satori always looks good.

Why is this thread so lewd?

you should be able to solve this.

>>7107004
I don't know, but I don't like it.

>>7106941
And nobody's ever said THAT before!

bumping

my little 5th grade loli pet

Satori meets /jp/

>>7111095
Name of manga?

>>7111434
iqdb.org

>>7111438
If it wasn't extreme situation on /jp/ right now, I would go on, and explain that "most likely I post on /jp/ longer than you and I know how to use it (additionally it's faster to use it by ghost board, but it doesn't matter) and that if I ask that means either there wasn't any result or I couldn't find name of manga by results provided from there". Trying to fit too hard /a/ friend.

>>7111457
I found it easy on gelbooru, from there it's a breeze.

>>7111472
Tell me it's name, please?
And could you explain how you found it? A lot faster than acting like you were "posting on /jp/ since 2007".

>>7111457
>>7111490
How is it humanly possible to be this stupid?

>>7111490
Are you stupid?
Mentally retarded?

You can find it via IQDB, the link to which has been given to you already. Go to that site (no viruses, I swear), paste the link into the search, click the button, then get the results. The results are all links. Click them to be taken to other sites (again, no viruses), where you will be able to find the title and source, as well as the artist's name.

>>7112080
Satori and Koishi always make me lol in that picture.

>>7112080
Poor Satori

>>7113213
Is Orin pushing her away or trying to catch her?

natori

this is just awesome

>>7113213

You'll probably never find Satori tied to your bed. But what would you do if you did?

>>7115998
I would prefer this.

>>7116002
...all right, fine.
You'll probably never find Satori tied up in your house. But what would you do if you did?

>>7116008

Yell at her and call the damn cops.

>>7116008
tickle her until she vomits and then cuddle.

>>7116008
Of course, I would untie her, and have her explain her situation to me. Than I would extend my hospitality to her.

Anyone who does else is a monster.

>>7116027
is hospitality how young peoploe say "dick" these days?

>>7116030
I would not be adverse to such an outcome, but no. Feeding her, making sure she is properly dressed, making sure she is comfortable, giving her shelter, if she had none. Those sorts of things.

>>7116038
ah I see.

>>7116019
>Hey!? What are you thinking...!
>Stay away from me, you pervert!!

I need this without the ugly yellow thing in the middle..

>>7116636
>ugly yellow thing

But that makes her somehow even cuter?

>>7116030
You're a very sad human.
The likes of you will never reach Gensokyo.

From the Okuu thread,

with love.

This should go here...
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