/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>3D

You lost me.

>>7102262
Definitely.
Also if she lets me have sex with her its a done deal.

If she's cute and looks good in a meido outfit, hell yes.

I'd rather waste my money on other shit.

Only if she's the perfect and elegant maid.

hm....probably

Pretty sure no such thing exists.

There is no way a good looking 18 year old girl would serve and cook and dress up in a silly outfit. Well maybe but only for huge amounts of cash.

I would hire a cold, menacing maid to follow me around and speak for me when I leave the house.

>>7102272

>>7102262
I would not waste my money on letting some stranger into my house who will rummage through my belongings and possibly steal stuff and do a shit job cleaning / cooking while getting paid to do so.

2D != 3D.

no not really, i can do stuff by myself, maybe except for the cooking, but i doubt i can hire a maid only for the cooking.

Pass.
Only small animals can be cute in 3D.
I'd rather live alone and just get things delivered to me.

As much as I could afford as long as I am able to choose EXACTLY how is going to be. In both physical and mental concepts.

>>7102278
>There is no way a good looking 18 year old girl would serve and cook and dress up in a silly outfit.

You've never heard of bikini baristas have you?

Also, I would totally have a white, or asian maid. She doesn't even have to put out...just dress skimpy.

In 3rd world countries you can get maids cheap. Now getting a cute maid and not some 80 year old rotten vagina with legs, that is when it costs some money, but still a fraction of what it would cost in a normal country.

What you describe is the perfect maid, OP.
Minus the 3d of course.

Real maids are nothing like that.

You'd be better off hiring a butler and becoming bros with him... or have him pretend to be bros with you.

Speaking of maids, what ever happened with that girl who wanted to be a live in maid?
Did she ever find someone to settle in with?

If I had 'the money' I would just hire prostitutes.

>>7102262

What's the maximum load for this kind of maid?

The kind of maid we want can't do maid work. She could be like someone who does light work such as serving drinks, but the real deal cleaning and stuff can't be done by the maid since it would ruin her.

>>7102310
I like this anons idea more.

>>7102338
>Implying vacuuming, dusting, and wiping down the counter tops/bath would ruin here.

>>7102353
>her*

Depends on the price. I'm not made of money. If it was an okay price, sure. I hate cleaning so much I'd hire one.

I probably wouldn't.

There's no point in a cute girl greeting you at the door if she's doing it because she loves your money more than you, I don't particularly want to be called master, if my place were ever cleaned up I would no longer know where to find anything (it'd be like living in my parents' house all over again!), it takes like half a second to start a bath, etc etc. And I'm not really crazy about paying for sex either.

So I guess I'd hire a chef.

I do find french maid outfits to be quite attractive, though, which is an odd contradiction, isn't it?

NOT ENOUGH MAIDS IN THIS THREAD.

>>7102353
>>7102356
It's tiresome work. You don't want your delicate perfect maid doing that do you? Like hurting her back, fingers, etc.

I would hire a combat butler.

I would probably have a panic attack from having a maid around.

>>7102366
Man, I don't know about you, but I've never seen anyone who isn't bedridden that would be damaged by vacuuming once a week.

If I had the money, I would be the little girl with the cool butler. He would accompany me everywhere and insure that I grow up to be a perfect lady.

>>7102366

She's not weak. What's the point of hiring a weak maid? I just don't want to have to clean anything. That's precious time I could be using on other things.

Californian here

Used to have maids. They were middle aged ugly mexican women. I don't think I've ever seen a non third worlder maid.

>>7102380
>insure
You mean "ensure"?

>>7102366

If your maid is breaking herself over vacuuming and dusting, she's pathetic.

>>7102362
>she's doing it because she loves your money more than you
That's the beauty of it. The parameters of your relationship are clear. You don't have to worry about constantly charming her into staying. You can just be yourself.

>>7102397
Yes. That's why I need a butler.

>>7102376
>>7102382
I'm talking about moving heavy objects and such. Girls usually can't handle that very well.

>>7102434
>moving heavy objects

Why would your maid be moving anything heavy often enough to hurt herself. You don't have to lift the couch out of the way to clean under it each week; it's acceptable to clean around it.

I've never seen the point of paying for fake nice treatment.

>>7102455
>What if you had a lot of money?
>Would you hire a maid?
>Having a lot of money implies you probably have a large house that needs cleaning
>most of us are lazy and will pay someone else to clean said house

>>7102474
What? That's a complete non sequitur. You can have trillions in savings and still live in a rundown shack.

And I would.

>>7102455
It's more reliable and often higher quality than the fake nice treatment available for free.
Why do I keep getting NTR captchas?

>>7102481
>You can have trillions in savings and still live in a rundown shack.
>And I would.

You are in the minority of theoretical trillionaires than.

>>7102434
I'd also take height into consideration.

I wouldn't want her to be tall enough to dust the top shelves without standing on something, and there should be shelves in the kitchen where she'd have to stretch in order to put stuff up there.

I'd like sitting around to watch that, I think.

About this whole maid thing, I'm not too sure about what I'd do if I had the money.
Having a girl in a black suit and sunglasses following me around outside the house would be pretty cool, but I'd rather just go out with her like a normal person would.
None of that role-playing stuff.

Chances of me meeting her through an ad like "Hiring full-time female bodyguard" would probably be higher.

>>7102495
/jp/ has no need for a big house. Having a big house is for normalfags.

If I had the money, I would replace my entire wardrobe with maid outfits and wear them all the time.

I'd have more use for a butler, someone who serves me tea while I post on /jp/ all day long.

>>7102304
Trouble is most third world countries have ugly women. I wonder if you could get away with hiring underage maids in Eastern Europe?

While the thought of it is nice, in reality it's impossible. Maids are usually old and ugly. As such like many others have said I'd rather have a butler, you could never go wrong with a good butler.

>>7102481
So; no home theater, rooftop terraces, acres of land surrounding your mansion, etc.?

I'd at least invest a neat sum in constructing the best student residences in the city.

Using some of my billions to buy apartment buildings, remodel them into nice studio apartments with low rent, and then rent them out to students.

The rent would be low, but the rule enforcement would be strict as all hell when it comes to loud music on weekdays and such.
And the guards in the lobby would keep an eye on things so shady characters from outside don't come in at night.
Large packages could be held at the lobby office and the students could come and pick them up when they come home, etc.

A mix of a hotel and a student hostel.
It'd be so nice if such things existed.

>>7102518
This.

>>7102575
>home theater, rooftop terraces, acres of land surrounding your mansion, etc.?
Sounds like Mugen house.
dammit mugen.

>>7102575
That's great and all, but I'd rather squander all of my fortune on hiring the greatest team of translators imaginable so everything I could possibly ever want to read, watch, or play would be available to me.

>>7102534
>Trouble is most third world countries have ugly women.
Every country has ugly women.

My girlfriend cooks for me and all that other domestic stuff, and looks like she's going to become a housewife. She seems averse to costumes though. ;_;

I close my self off from society because of the anxiety. Heaven help me if a woman was working at my house. Even if she was paid to put up a cheerful front, I would be too paranoid about what she really thought of me.

Why would I hire a maid when I could order the outfit and do it myself?

>>7102310
I'm sure you could find someone decent if you offered a high salary and held auditions.

>>7102608
Mine doesn't have patience for domestic chores but she surprised me with a maid costume one day because she saw some things on my computer.

>>7102594
He's got a nice house, sure.
But I'd have a better one built for myself.

A ton of awesome details; and a lot of the inside should have a feel of that hideaway place in the movie The Ghost Writer.
Big windows, dark walls, etc.
A comfy lounge with a pool table and a bar, a spacious and functional kitchen, a rooftop terrace for a barbecue kitchen and an outdoor living room of sorts for the nice summer days, a small cinema a nice garden with vegetables and flowers.
I could go on and on about these silly dreams I'll never be able to afford.

>>7102608
>>7102627
OUT.

OUT.

GET THE FUCK OUT.

>>7102599
It can't be that difficult to get some serious translators together if you have substantial funding.

You could even earn some of the money back if you get rights for games and translation patches.

Hell, maybe even some sort of subscription service which would send potential customers links to trial versions and such.

>>7102502
>Having a girl in a black suit and sunglasses following me around outside the house would be pretty cool

I would hire her.

fuck yes i would, and i'd make her wear a maid's outfit as well. with long stockings.

>>7102318
Nobody's said anything, and nothing's come up here again, so I'm assuming it was a bust. Shame, I guess. Would've been a cool thing to see go down.

Whatever happened to that one anon who really did have a maid?

>>7102689
I'd imagine he has no reason to be here, living the dream and all.

>>7102639
There was a /jp/er here a few weeks ago who had a girlfriend into loli. Pics of her reading Inuboshi and holding his Seven were posted.

All of my jealous rage.

>>7102704
Was she attractive?

Mine is totally fine with and I've been loli figure shopping with her in tow without complaints. She's totally asexual herself though.

>>7102712
Yeah. All the pics were of her sitting in an office chair, if I remember. She seemed fit, kind of short, long darkish hair, DFC (A-cup probably).

I can't believe I didn't save them.

Does anyone else have them? It gives me hope.

>>7102677

Actually, it's really not. I'm wrapped up in my last few weeks of classes, but I have a few serious inquires. 3 of them want to take it further, with an off-line meeting.

Maybe it's because I'm nervous, but I don't quite know what to do at this point. As far as meeting up, it's a big step.

>>7102740
Oh, wow. That's pretty awesome. I say take it slow, finish classes (far more important than anything else), get to know the people you're planning to meet at least a little first, then worry about that.

If you don't think you should, you shouldn't, but if you did, it'd probably be the crowning moment of /jp/'s existence.

>>7102757
>it'd probably be the crowning moment of /jp/'s existence.
well...

if it worked out at least...

>>7102740
best wishes then.

>>7102740
>As far as meeting up, it's a big step.

But a necessary one, anon will be just as afraid of you as you are of them, both having hopes and fearing to live up to the others.

>>7102757

I'm excited in a way though. （´・ω・｀）

I only have less than 2 months left. I kind of though doing it this early would be better.
Then we could possibly meet up more than once, just so we could get friendly first.

>>7102815
Still, it's best to alleviate a little bit of that before getting too deep into things I'd imagine. It's already a jump into a huge and crazy situation. Stop, take a look over the edge, and make sure it's what you want.

Or don't. There's something to be said for living for the moment, too.

>>7102831
>>7102740
Ouch.
Now I feel like I got left behind for not asking to meet up.
C'est la vie.

>>7102834
Oh I'm not saying don't look before you leap, but meeting up doesn't commit to anything. Better to meet the anon as soon as possible rather than leaving it and having less time to prepare for the real thing / debate if it's still feasible.

Posting in this thread so I can be in the inevitable news transcripts when these posts are used for evidence after this proposed maid gets murdered.

>implying a maid would call you master

get out of fantasyland

>>7102851
>implying /jp/ers are brave or strong enough to murder someone

The best you can get here in America is a middle aged Mexican woman who only knows 20 english words.

No thanks.

>>7102872
It's a small price to pay in exchange for keeping your job.

>>7102876
I'd be quicker to point out the utter fallacy that is someone from /jp/ killing their own personal maid.

>>7102881
Weigh it up against the maid not living up to expectations or the anon being far too sociophobic to live with anyone and freaking out.

>>7102881
Sorry but anyone who wants a real maid would not turn to some amateur butt posting girl from /jp/. Her destiny is either death or possible being sent to eastern europe to live a life of sex slavery.

>>7102893
>anyone who wants a real maid

What poor excuse for an anon would want a real maid? They want and deserve something far more and far less than that.

>>7102913
Anyone who contacted that girl?

>>7102923
But none of them want a real maid, they don't want some over weight, aged mexican, they want the /jp/ maid they deserve.

>>7102932
It's probably just pygmalion.

By paying them huge amounts of money, it would mean they're only putting themselves through something they don't really want to do in order to gain a large amount of wealth to spend on expensive shit, which makes her a whore.

I'd only hire a maid who's working to support her dying grandma.

>>7103044
How would you find such a person?

Wanted: Maid services, must accept low pay and have grandmother with terminal cancer.

>>7103054
No I could pay her high wages as long as I ensured all money went to the dying grandmother.

Hi. I noticed that you spend a lot of time at the hospital. Those bills must be expensive. If you'll just agree to this contract, I can pay for everything.

>>7102848

That's exactly why I wanted to do everything before I graduate.
If we meet up, and then find out it won't work its better than jumping in head first and going straight from home to their house.

Another worry I have is transporting all my figures. I want to bring the boxes and figures themselves as well, but... that's kind of bulky after a while.

>>7103083
Hi, I noticed that you should fuck off to /a/.

>>7103089
Your parents must be proud!

>>7103096

My parents disowned me.

The very fact that they call you "master" suggests they're not a normal worker. I don't want a maid unless they're bound to me in some non-physical way. They're a runaway/orphan with no where to do or their family is slaved to my family or something. Otherwise, they just want my cash and will do as little work as possible for as much pay as possible. I want a dedicated servant.

Though really, when you think about it, all the qualities you want: Loyalty, trying their best, doing all sorts of cooking and cleaning, doing perverted stuff on the side because of their lust for you rather than for extra pay like a common whore...

It'd be better just to get a lives-with-you girlfriend and have her dress up in a maid outfit all the time. A normal girlfriend probably wouldn't, but if you can get one of those broken clingy types or some sort of obsessed stalker/yandere or a shy doormat, it might work.

Alternatively, train your little sister into a loli maid. Little girls like playing dress up, and if you have a good relationship, she'll bring you stuff.

>>7102950

Wasn't it already proven to be pygma's friend?

>>7103089
Oh, hey. Are you going to be around tonight, on AIM at all?

>>7103089
Are we talking college or high school here?

I'm guessing high school since only a teenager would think becoming a maid of some stranger on the internet is a good idea.

>>7103113

Yep! Give me a few minutes, I'm on my spare laptop, it doesn't have AIM on it, I'm finishing up an essay.

>>7103122

College.
Well, an institute to be exact. Same thing.

/jp/ hates 3D yet wants a 3DPD female as a maid.
What would your waifus think? Hypocrites, you disgust me.

>>7103122
Yeah, this is probably one of the worst ideas I've ever heard. I wonder if she knows she'll just be constantly raped and not actually be made to clean anything.

>>7103139
/jp/ doesn't have the courage to rape.
I'm betting most of /jp/ doesn't have the courage to engage in consensual sex.

>>7103138
The people posting in this thread do not represent the views and opinions of /jp/.

>>7103138
It's a misconception that all of /jp/ hates 3D, mostly because the two groups don't interact. Just look at the idol threads we always get.

I would say that the majority, or at least the vocal minority, do support 2D > 3D though.

Jut keep saving anons, we'll have our robot maids one day. Or maybe holographic maids at the rate that tech is going.

>>7103150
Do you think the majority have the ability to meet some whorish girl from jp and "hire" them as a maid?

I think what's going on is a girl who spent too much time on /jp/ "I want to be a moe tsundere meido!!" and some guy on /jp/ who wants to fuck and are going to meet. No one is going to move in with someone and become a maid.

>>7103150
Most of /jp/ doesn't have the courage to invite some random stranger, especially a girl, into their home. The ones who are giving her serious offers are either trolls or the crazy people that would actually do something dangerous.

>>7103138
An attractive maid is a status symbol. I don't want to fuck it. I want people to see it serving me.

Am I the only one who would hire a crossdresser as my maid? I think that'd be super hot. Crossdressers are always craving the cock, unlike real women. She'd be sexy like a woman, and a bro like a guy.

>>7103156
>>7103161
this.

My advice to you,
>>7103131  
is to get a husbando. It's a lot safer.

>>7103170
Are you me?

Chisame is always related.

>>7103187
I fucking love Chisame.
Did anyone add him on facebook? Does he even accept friend requests form /jp/?

You should get a 2D master.

I believe someone like me who has hired maids both direct hiring and thru manpower agencies (currently hires 6 maids) I had some say on this subject matter... cute maids "DO" exists but... chances are, they will end up not-as-reliable as you wanted.

Here's why... they're most likely underaged and immature. You must first understand why a main decides to be a maid... for financial reasons and lack of opportunity brought by lack of education... in my case nearly all of the maids I have hired didn't even finished high school.

All of my maids are required to wear uniforms (no nothing frilly or cute) Anyway, I used to have this rather cute maid which was referred to me by my then head maid. She's from a poor part of Romblon. Fast forward, I hired her (even paid for her Airfare) but then I was suprised to see that she was actually barely 14 years old at that time... yes she's cute but as a maid, she's quite incompetent she can't really handle the chores as reliably as an adult maid is supposed to. I really can't blame her since she's still barely out of childhood.

Anyway, I decided to include her in my scholarship program (along with 8 other kids) and send her back to school and provide Php2,500 monthly allowance till she finished... she's on third year high school and is doing quite well... I do check up on her once in a while and is currently trying to secure scholarship tie-ups for them once they reached college. Well it was kinda humbling to have my foundation's scholarship program featured on TV a while back... but yeah...

Feels Good Man...

>>7103193
Chisame is my Aisp@ce friend. Is that good enough?

>>7103193
IIRC think he does accept if you mention you're from /jp/.

Well, like a /jp/er would even have a facebook ;_;

>>7103202
>even paid for her Airfare
Probably blood money from onion smuggling.

>>7103161
Or anons that are desperate enough to risk what little they have on breaking free from reality and achieving a state of life they can only read about.

It will of course be tainted by the horrors of reality, but what if it works anon, Wouldn't it be beautiful?

>>7103211
Fuck off and die already

>>7103211
I definitely fit into this category.
The best part is that there's nothing a bad end could do to me. Nothing, because I really don't care.

It works great.

I wish i had a girl to dress up as a maid for me ;_;

Some of you have a serious case of being unable to differentiate reality from fantasy, real maids aren't those idealistic archtypes in anime.

>>7103230
Take your heretical ideas elsewhere, mister.

>>7103230
>>>/anywherebuthere/

Damn op I was just thinking about this the other day!
I was thinking about how weirdly awesome it would be to have one.

>>7103230
And you're so grounded in reality that you're life will be nothing more than the mundane struggle it always has been. Enjoy.

You know... You could just dress up as a maid yourself and be the little girl you always wanted to be...

It feels great!

>>7103170
Yeah, traps are great. They're like a bro so you can play videogames together and stuff, but you can also fuck them. And it wouldn't be weird or awkward because they're a bro!

>>7103230
Sometimes things happen that are very unusual and incredible...

Sadly, those are usually bad things. Disasters, diseases, crime...
...but sometimes...

>>7103250
True men embrace the jihad.

>>7103170
Traps are terrible people. They're attention whore faggots who won't even admit they're faggots.

>>7103255
Yeah, go for it.

>>7103202
And you know, despite all that I have said... I still do wish I get to experience the pleasure of having a cute, 3D, girl who greets you at the door, calls you master, cooks for you, fetches you baths, typical maid stuff... at least once in my life...

I guess, once I'm on 4chan /jp/... I'm no different that each and every one of you guys...

;_; (I hope my wife doesn't read this)

>>7103270
They're not attention whores if they don't take pictures.

There's nothing wrong with being a faggot.

You, sir, are a horrible person.

>>7103276
I remember when moot wasn't a hipster.

he was still a faggot though

You know what /jp/? I'm a guy and I would be more than willing to be a butler for the highest bidder.

>>7103187
I want my very own Chisame maid :3

>>7103285
$1

>>7103284

I remember when no one gave a shit about moot.

>>7102262
>typical maid stuff
I'LL TAKE TWELVE.
FULL UNIFORM.

>>7103131

Too lazy to look through the archive, whats your tumblr again?

>>7103285
Personal quarters and a tropical themed uniform.

I'd rather have a servant than a wife, but the realities of it are kind of disgusting.

The typical 2d maid fantasy is amazing though.

>>7103352

I've already posted. Whats to say I'm not as lazy as you?

Where can i find a girl to be with that wouldn't mind dressing up as a maid for just the 2 of us?

Speaking of her tumblr, meido in the making.

>>7103414
holy shit yes

>3D

>>7103445
>Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA
>>>/v/

more than half of you guys are retarded god i fucking hate you all i dont even know why im still on /jp/

>>7103451
Actually swear to god I thought I was in /v/ when I made that post.

Funny how that works, eh?

>>7103459
Why would you post get out of /jp/ if you're on /v/?

>>7103460
Because I don't have any get out of /v/ images.

>>7103202
Dammit mugen

>>7103414
I don't think my suspension of disbelief can hang on after this one.

>>7103414

Geethanks

>>7103467
Do not post endings. Reported.

>>7103482
If that's your picture you really shouldn't put it up on your tumblr if you don't want it found.

>>7103414
This girl wants to be someones meido?

fuck you guys... ill never get that.

>>7103495
Have you ever truly tried anon?

>>7103414
Why don't more girls have cute hairstyles like that?

>>7103522

I think its just braided.

>>7103508
In all honesty... i haven't.

I don't know where to start...

>>7103131
If you don't think you'll be on tonight, I don't think I'll stick around much longer. It's cool and all, but everything has its limits, I guess.

>>7103543
The first and only step is to believe.

>>7103584
I have been doing that for quite a while.

Where can I buy a full maid outfit?

>>7103265
my eyes bleeded reading this. I think to have become blind from the left one.

>>7103614
>bleeded
There are no words.

Not interested in a human maid. But I will pay good money for a robot maid.

It's a shame this recent Earthquake has set things back a year in Japan.

>>7103631
...seems that my grammars also have been affecteds...
>>7103636
dude, you're reading my mind or what?

>>7103631
I laughed loudingly nothenghenless

>>7103414
>>7103482
You should dress up as Rin Kaenbyou.

A real maid would never entertain your maid fantasies.

However, there's some people with unusual "lifestyles." Particularly crossdressers who like to play sub and shit.

I'm a schizoid, and even I would hire a maid. God damn.

>>7103732
Honestly, I think anyone who wouldn't shouldn't even be here.