/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Would you say that people breathe air?

Male otaku are financially successful, and shun social contact and become hermits by choice. They are generally in peak physical condition as they have much free time. Years spent in heated debate has made them masters of logic, and an equal amount of time on various literary mediums have made them experts in various genre's of literature.

Female otaku are generally obese, unwashed attentionwhoring hambeasts, who only become "otaku" for one of two reasons; either a way to attract a mate with similar tastes, or has been shunned by her peers to the point where they were forced to reclusion. Nearly always they are unemployed, and leech of family members until they can find a suitable host to marry and sink their parasitic teeth into. Although such an occurrence is rare.

>>7097907
THIS IS WHAT MALE OTAKU ACTUALLY BELIEVE

>>7098036
Because it's true

>>7097907
The only female otaku I've met outside the internet was thin and clever.

>>7098078
I can attest to this.

>>7098036
Also, good job bumping a completely unrelated thread to page 0 from 4. But shitposting is to be expected from femanons vying for attention. Tsk tsk.

>>7098095
I've met thin females but they were pretty much redneck attention whores and jews. Internet has been the only place where I've met one who had a brain and wasn't a gaiafag.

Men trolling girls,Who are trolling guys who think they're actually girls.

We've gone full circle

>>7097907

My only qualm with this otherwise spot on assessment is the part about peak physical condition.

Most of the otaku I know are underweight. Other than that, preach on.

how does the babby formed if the otaku no like eachother??

>>7098167
BONES NOTHING BUT BONES
>>7098167
this is how babby formed

>who only become "otaku" for one of two reasons;

I became an otaku by choice. And now I'm wishing I hadn't in a way.
I don't think guys realize how difficult it is for female otaku's to make friends with other girls who aren't otaku's themselves. I went my entire high school career without having a single friend.

Girls are catty and bitchy to anyone who isn't exactly like them, they don't accept anyone or anything different. Unless you like talking about makeup, hand bags that price could get 5 different figures, MTV, that hot guy in your chem class, and squealing while saying "Oh my god" and "like, like, like" 50 times in one sentience, they're going to treat you like shit.

I don't get why you would think any girl would purposely get herself into something like that. I mean, I love everything about being an otaku, but any girl who does it intentionally if a fucking idiot. Maybe it's just because I come from a small town, full of rich stuck-up people, but have fun making no friends and being bullied for your entire life.

Thanks to my time at high school and few years at college, I never leave the fucking house.

It kind of disappoints me that you guys have such a hard-set vision of what a typical female otaku is.
I mean, I understand it, but yikes.

tl;dr - I'm mad.

>>7098412
reported

>>7098412

you should be put in your place

>>7098195
That is the worst demotivational poster I've ever seen.

>>7098412
>Girls are catty and bitchy to anyone who isn't exactly like them, they don't accept anyone or anything different. Unless you like talking about makeup, hand bags that price could get 5 different figures, MTV, that hot guy in your chem class, and squealing while saying "Oh my god" and "like, like, like" 50 times in one sentience, they're going to treat you like shit.

>>7098412
>I don't think guys realize how difficult it is for female otaku's to make friends with other girls who aren't otaku's themselves. I went my entire high school career without having a single friend.
Most /jp/ers are the fucking same and if you don't enjoy it, just go back watching MTV, simple as that.

>>7098412
You think that's bad? I'm black. I can't make some fucking fried chicken without 50 people yelling about how black I am. And then those same people complain that I'm "too white" when I want to watch anime or play touhou, or do anything that's not being stereotypical, aka loud, obnoxious, and outgoing. I can't even make new friends because people assume I'm the scary black guy when they see me alone and quiet.

tl;dr I know that feel.

>>7098412
>make friends with other girls who aren't otaku's themselves.
>Unless you like talking about makeup, hand bags that price could get 5 different figures, MTV, that hot guy in your chem class, and squealing while saying "Oh my god" and "like, like, like" 50 times in one sentience, they're going to treat you like shit.
>now I'm wishing I hadn't in a way

>I became an otaku by choice.
>I don't get why you would think any girl would purposely get herself into something like that.


Interesting.

>>7098438
I would have snapped and lost my mind if I had to deal with that my whole life.

>>7098412
I think being fat and ugly had more to do with it.

>>7098438

You think that's bad? I'm Jew. I can't make some fucking matzoh ball soup without 50 people yelling about how greedy I am. And then those same people complain that I'm "too Christian" when I want to watch Veggie Tales or play tiddlywinks, or do anything that's not being stereotypical, aka rich, obnoxious, and obsessive. I can't even make new friends because people assume I'm the nebbish Jew guy when they see me haggling and neurotic.

tl;dr I know that feel.

>>7098438
I know that feel too. It went away when I stopped giving a fuck.

>>7098412
You missed >>>/a/

You think that's bad? I'm autistic. I can't even visit /jp/ without having fifty people insult me all at once.

>>7098451
>I would have snapped and lost my mind
Like coming to 4chan is something I did in a sound state of mind.

>>7098461

I'm not allow to not give a fuck. If someone doesn't like you, you get labeled creepy. If someone doesn't like me, I get labeled rapist or thief. I have no choice but to try to look as unassuming as possible.

>>7098479

I know the feel bro. Just being the same color as everyone else doesn't guarantee you'll fit in, and if you happen to be in the minority it's like a fucking double punch. I wouldn't fit in around people who look like me, let alone those who don't, you just can't win at the game of 'I'm just a regular guy'

The human race is shit and is only capable of producing shit and consuming shit. Everyone wants to be perceived as the beautiful and unique snowflake that they are in the eyes of the infinite, but people are so wrapped up in their own jazz that they can only process the world through stereotypes. Don't take it personally.

tl;dr I guess it can't be helped

>>7098487
>The human race is shit and is only capable of producing shit and consuming shit. Everyone wants to be perceived as the beautiful and unique snowflake that they are in the eyes of the infinite, but people are so wrapped up in their own jazz that they can only process the world through stereotypes.
The human race is America.

>>7098412
I don't buy shit like that.
Dunno, maybe it was because I went to good schools from middle to high school(and to get to a good school here you just need to study/be smart, not have money), but most girls I met then were... you know, decent human beings? In middle school there were separate cliques that hanged out together depending on personalties more than interests, but in high school there wasn't even that. Hell, even the nerdiest girl in class, whose only hobby was solving goddamn math problems and whom everyone thought at least a bit weird(and now that I think about it, who was pretty goddamn moe) wasn't ostracized in any way whatsoever and didn't have problems with other girls despite having extremely little common topics with them.
The girls weren't particularly single minded, some of them were fashion conscious while others paid trends no mind, and it didn't stop them being friends with each other in the slightest.
It seems to me like a more of a problem with your personality - it's not like you can't get along with people who don't share your hobbies, unless, dunno, you think all of them are inferior to you right from the start, or obnoxiously flaunt your hobbies all the time.
By the way, girls I met in school are also a reason I don't like all that "bitches and whores" /jp/ mentality - outside of being decent people, of the girls who had some sort of relationship in high school(maybe half of them all) only one had more than one boyfriend. And even she had about a year between she broke up with one and started going out with another.

>>7098487
It's not that I take it personally, it's just that the jokes got tiring back in 2nd grade. That's why I liked /b/ back in the day, and /jp/ now. You guys don't judge based on anything but how much you love your hobbies. It's a lot like unconditional love, but with hate for everyone else in the world to balance it out.

>>7098412
You refer to yourself as an otaku. You're just as bad as the girls >>7097907 describes.

>>7098514
yeah, all the immature kids that run wild on /b/ these days. To this day I still wonder why all the good parts of 4chan don't just seperate, ie leave and create their own sites. I know theres other sites like /jp/ but they are just so slow.

>>7098511
Or maybe you're just blind. People do not develop superiority complexes unless they're treated like shit in the first place.

>>7098518
If it looks like a duck and sounds like a duck, man. The point where you have 1cc more touhou games that you have friends is the point where you can say you are an otaku, and not be the squealing fangirl type.

>>7098487

I honestly don't think people are that bad. Misguided, imperfect, sure. I don't think people are inherently bad however, they've simply been taught the wrong things and let negative emotions impact them too much. I'm sure a lot of people will disagree with me on that, and perhaps I'm wrong and being unrealistic on how good people actually are.

>>7098528
>People do not develop superiority complexes unless they're treated like shit in the first place
That's hilariously untrue.

>>7098549
I want to agree with you, but something stop me everytime.

Look at /b/ (Disclaimer: Don't look at /b/). I don't know if you remember this, but there was a point where people said the same kinds of things ironically in /b/. At that time, I thought all people were generally good.

Then I found out there were people out there who actually believe in the shit that could come out of /b/tards' mouths. It was like finding out that it wasn't just the 4 year old who thought he came from the stork, but his parents thought it too. And that the idea was so popular that it started being taught in high school.

What the fuck, world.

>>7098412
Female otaku here, and I had a shit ton of friends (non-otaku) in high school. Where did you grow up??

>>7098511
I agree with you somewhat. The whole bitches and whores thing ultimately stems from the fact that women are the choosers, and nice guy types feel that they're being past over for oh-so exciting sociopaths.

>>7098548
Then go argue with every modern mental health professional about it.

>>7098596
so much this

it was obvious that /b/ (and several other) boards were being ironic, but the wrong people came along and started taking it seriously. I used to believe in human moral progress, but in the last year or so I've been disillusioned.

people who are self-proclaimed "otaku" and proud of it are fags

>>7098596

Well, perhaps I am a bit naive. I don't even know why I consider people to be good now considering I used to hate a lot of people. Sometimes people do cruel, hateful, destructive things for fun. All these sorts of talks about revenge, getting even, wanting to hurt other people and hating them really depresses me for some reason. Eventually I came to a conclusion that hatred was really quite pointless. I can't hate anyone for doing something foolish, although I certainly will disapprove of it and perhaps hope to teach about why such actions aren't good. I'm an idiot though, so it's certainly not likely.

I feel like listening to /jp/ talk about what people and relationships are like would be similar to listening to penguins talk about tigers.

>>7098660
Not really. Not having many friends just means more time to eavesdrop on other people, and that's how I know how people are.

don't hit on me you silly boys

>>7098660
but animals don't talk?