/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Rape her until the tears run dry.

Give her back her Mackerel.

>>>/a/

Jesus, her head is huge.

SEVEN APPLES ON A etc.

Also, countdown to 340 post Holo vs. Horo thread.

I'd hold her tenderly.

Which would probably make her cry harder.

Bend her over and pound her tight ass for two hours.

>>7097886
>>7097865
Please do not say such lewd things about my waifu.

How could things possibly be any better?

>>7097874
Cannot unsee.

First I'd slice out her tongue and jam it up her ass after her giving her a bleach enema. Then I'd pound her anus and shove her tongue further up her rectum, before pulling out, turning her over and slitting her throat with a serrated knife. Then I would fuck her furiously in her gaping neck while she bleeds to death, before tearing out her eyeballs and fucking those holes as well. Finally, I'd fuck her up the ass as she dies so she shits all over my dick, then I will cut her back open and ejaculate all over her spine.

>>7097899
This guy needs a big cup of shut the fuck up.

Horo ;_;

>>7097894
Welcome to anime

>>7097874
Ugh, I knew you wouldn't understand my moe.

It's like I'm really on /a/!

>>7097899
no

>>7097899
I would probably do this.

>ITT: Overuse of sage on a Nip related topic/PEOPLE WHO MAD

>>7097865
>>7097867
>>7097869
>>7097888
>>7097890
>>7097894
>>7097909
>>7097914
>>7097922
>>7097923
>>7097927
same butthurt sagefag

>>7097930
>Overuse of sage
>mad
You don't know how sage works, huh?
>>>/a/

>>7097930
As much as I love my waifu, this thread is inherently not /jp/ related. Unless of course, we start talking about the Spice and Wolf light novels. Then that would be /jp/-related.

god you people are fucking lame

>mfw i browse this board

~ Leonidas

>>7097943
>doesn't know what sage means

>>7097943
I don't think you understand how /jp/ works.

>>7097942
BUTTDEVESTATED WEEABOO DETECTED

I would give her a 1st class Japanese house boat.

>>7097950
go back to r9gay

>>7097955
OP detected. You don't know how sage works, nor you know what "weeaboo" means.
You keep using words that don't even exist without any argument, doing a poor attempt at trolling.
>>>/a/

>they try to reason with trolls
wwwww
>he's using the wrong w
wwwww

You bitches better be nice to Korbo.

>>7097861
I'd hug her gently and kiss her forehead.
Then I'd take her out for icecream.

>>7097879

Leman Russ.

Don't ask, the Warp did it.

Go away, you are not Anonymous of Jacksonville.
I wonder if he still browses /a/. Probably.

>>7097930
>>7097943

"LuL I'm not sure how the sage function works but I'll keep believing it's something bad becuz everyone else says so"

>>>/a/

>>7097980
He went to jail for bestiality. Apparently he was found fucking a wolf in the woods.

http://www.spankwire.com/One-of-the-scariest-videos-out-there-Mature/video51835/

This is what I would do to Horo.

I don't know why everyone is mad. We just talkin bout some wolfcunt.

How big is everyone's Horo folders?
262 images @ 102MB here.

>>7097988
I won't be clicking on that link

>>7097995
0

>>7097991
We are not mad.
But just to let you know, if you start a thread about something like Spice and Wolf you better be ready for a discussion thread.
And not the usual image dump shit from /a/.

Leman Russ, what are you doing here? Is /jp/ actually the warp?

Wait that makes too much sense..

>>7097995

Upload for me?

>>7097995

Does anyone know where I can download/buy the translated light novels?

Are all the novels translated into English yet?
Also, sage until an actual discussion arises so I don't piss off the meido.

>>7098006
Oh, but you seem mad.

>>>/a/

>>7098029
So what if I am?

>>7098009
>>7097978
You guys missed /tg/.

SURE IS NEWFAGS IN HERE spice and wolf is a proud jp tradiation that you newfag sagefags need to fuck off

>>7098024
The book store for the first few, the rest is well, good luck.

>>7098040
I'm sure nobody from /jp/ would ever type something like that. Reported.

>>7098040
>uses the term 'newfag'
>thinks sage means something bad
>claims to know what's accepted on /jp/

Seriously, fuck off.

Horo thread?

Horo thread.

>>7098053
Take you anime characters out of here.

>>7098040
see >>7097982

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>>7098052
>>7098058
why u so mad /b/ros?
>>>/b/

>>7098009

You're just going to have to accept that 10.000 years in the Eye of Terror does... stuff, even to a genetically engineered son of the god emperor raised by wolves among space vikings.

>>7098052
>Greentext
You can follow him.

>>7098040
Our most prided tradition is using sage to annoy the fuck out of newfriends and retards and telling to to go back to /a/,/b/ or /v/, after JBCS.

>>7098063
Reported for memes outside of /b/.

>>7098035
Don't take your shit out on Korbo. It makes her sad.

I wish /a/ had this type of reaction to off topic threads

might turn it away from becoming /vb/ 2.0

She's a novel character.

And that makes her /jp/-related.

Go back to your autism.

>>7098063
Oh, so you are from /b/. Makes sense.

Reported

>>7098069
those newfags probably don't even know what spice and wolf is

>>7098069
Too bad no one discusses the LN at all and everyone is posting anime images in a pointless, useless thread.

>>7098024
This poster here.

I tried to make this thread /jp/-related, but it seems that we're being invaded by /b/ or /a/. As much as it pains me to do this to a thread about my waifu, I'm going to report it and hope the new meido sees it.

When does the last side story novel come out?

>>7098069
Its not a set rule like LN = /jp/. Most LN shit that has anime adaptations(raildex, haruhi, S&W, IS) gets discussed on /a/, do it there.

Its like arguing that VNs are /v/ because they're video games

>Is /jp/ actually the warp?
/jp/ = chaos?
moot= God Emperor?
Somehow /b/ sounds like it would be chaos.
/jp/ would be Tau?

>>7098069
OH BOY I CAN JUSTIFY POSTING ANIME SCREENCAPS BECAUSE THE SERIES IS BASED ON NOVELS NO ONE HAS READ.

INCOMING SHAKUGAN NO SHANA, BAKEMONOGATARI, ZERO NO TSUKIMINA ETC

>>7098069
Why do you post anime caps if you want to discuss the light novel? Seems like you're trolling. I'll just report you and let the staff deal with your posts.

Yet it seems like it would fit in most of the asses in this thread. Seeing how damaged the are.

>>7098072
We do. But you started this thread to dump the usual images on your folder.
Do you want to prove me wrong? make a serious topic to discuss and we'll contribute.

>>7098086
Then why do people post touhou anime pictures in touhou threads when they clearly belong on /a/?

>>7098090

Reported for abusing the report feature.

>>7098069
We'd all be very happy to discuss Spice and Wolf if it wasn't for /a/ and its autism.

>>7098099
Reported for trolling.

>>7098099
Trolling is against the rules though. We're all entitled to report people breaking the rules.

>>7098105

Reported for again abusing the report feature.

How is

>>7098069

A troll post?

>>7098102

/jp/ = autism

/a/ = oligophrenia

Learn the difference, it could save your life.

>>7098085

I was hoping for chaos eldar or some other mentioned but never explored faction... although of course not openly and not in the presence of the great wolf, hail to the emperor, death to his foes, preserve us from the dangers of the void and the violence of the enemy, and so forth.

>>7098102
You sir, are definitely mad. Bring it down a Notch.

>>7098115
Posting something users dislike to get a strong reaction from them. He knows /jp/ doesn't like anime, but he posts it anyway, just for kicks. He's trolling.

>>7098122

>Implying everyone knows the /jp/ hivemind.

>>7098130
Reported for implying and trolling. Back to /a/ already.

>>7098119
>>7098085
/jp/ are your average hiveworld scum.

Thinking anything else gives us far too much credit.

shake her like a British nanny in japan during an 8.9 earthquake

>>7098133

I don't see anything in the rules against the use of

>Implying.

Please, point out that section for me.

>>7098120
So what if he is? what's that suppose to prove?
All this "you mad" crap belongs to >>>/a/.
If you have to argue with someone, do it with arguments and facts. Not with memes.

>>7098138
Do not post the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry"), grotesque ("guro"), or loli/shota pornography.

Uncalled for catchphrase.

Reported for violating Rules #2, #3, #6, #10, #11, and #7.

>>7098146

It could simply be a way to convey an argument or make a caustic or sardonic response rather than a troll.

If you classified that as a troll, then 97% of all posts on /jp/ would be troll posts.

>>7098156
What you didn't realize is that misquoting isn't commonplace or accepted in /jp/ like it is on some other boards. Doing it brands you as an outsider the same way complaining about sage does.

>>7098136

That's reasonable, but doesn't quite hold since hive scum makes up a large portion of the imperium and /jp/ is - although many have tried to argue otherwise - not a huge board.
But whatever the case may be, the great wolf looks upon and cares equally for all under his... her, protection.

>>>/tg/

>>7098156
Take a look around the board before you make generalizations about what /jp/ is and isn't. This isn't /a/. We don't imply here. Once again, reported. This is also the last post I will make towards you because you bump the thread when responding to each of my posts and continue your trolling.

>>7098156
So everytime you talk to someone you always use the word "implying"?.

-Hey, are you feeling bad?
-Implying I'm feeling bad.

It's that how it is?

>97%

I'm not gonna give a serious reply to this.