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7095737 No.7095737 [Reply] [Original]

That feel when your mom yells at you for making shitty threads on /jp/

>> No.7095738

I don't know that feel

>> No.7095740

That feel when you come home to find your mother watching BL anime.

>> No.7095745

That's what you get for shitposting instead of working the IT job she forced you into

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>>7095738
that feel when you dont know that feel

>> No.7095743

Do you know that feeling when /jp/ becomes mostly unrecognizable after you're gone for more than a week?

>> No.7095752

I will when I finally graduate and have to move back home due to NO JOBS.

I haven't spoken to anyone in over a year and my parents in two, I'm wondering if they even remember they have a daughter at this point.

>> No.7095756

>>7095752
dohoho
i see what you did there

>> No.7095767

>>7095752
>daughter
Yes, you can be the little girl. We're all little girls too.

>> No.7095771

>>7095756
....what did I do there? Make a shitpost?

>> No.7095780

>>7095752
>daughter
Oh boy this thread is about to get even more shitty

>> No.7095786

>>7095767
I wish I was still a little girl, now I'm just a jaded anorexic-looking ghost who dresses in nothing but free T-shirts from advertisers and boxers.

I thought /jp/ didn't give a shit about females on the board anyways, what with 3DPD and all. We're obviously here, no male-dominated board can be this feminine.

>> No.7095793

/jp/ - Blog Culture

>> No.7095817

>>7095786
> We're obviously here, no male-dominated board can be this feminine.
That's because we are all little girls
In our heart at least

>> No.7095820

>>7095786
>no male-dominated board can be this feminine

I can assure you that is wrong.

This is the board where people pretend to be little girls, and we have threads about guys wearing pantyhose and dressing up as maids and jerking off all the time.

Frightening.

>> No.7095834

that feel when your mother shouts at you for everything so you do nothing.

>> No.7095852

>>7095820
I've been here since the split, I know /jp/ just as well as you do and I can assure you from the posting style of a lot of /jp/sies that there are plenty of actual girls. At least 75% of the posters in the drawfag threads are female.

How is it hard to believe that a board dedicated to cute girls in frilly dresses and silly hats would attract girls?

Anyways, I'm gonna stop posting now since I'm breaking a personal rule of mine to never talk gender in /jp/.

>> No.7095853

>>7095834
But then she shouts at you for doing nothing, right?

>> No.7095859

>>7095786
>what with 3DPD and all

You must have missed the idol threads.

>> No.7095860

>>7095834
That feel of your mother shouting at you when you do nothing.

>> No.7095861

that feel when your mom is outside your bedroom door while you're trying to fap.

>> No.7095889

That feel when your mother has been dead since you were 2 years old.

>> No.7095893

>>7095852
> I can assure you from the posting style of a lot of /jp/sies that there are plenty of actual girls

this. this is so right.

>> No.7095899

That feel when you realize you're about to turn 23 without having learned any work or social skills.

That feel when your mom reminds you of it every day.

>> No.7095900

>>7095852
You can tell who's male or female by how they post? Intriguing. Does that mean you could list out who was male and female in this thread?

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7095911

It's natural to make shitty threads here, don't feel bad about it, Anon-kun!

>> No.7095914

>>7095899
that feel when you're 22 and your mom doesn't give a fuck that you've been a hikikomori NEET for the better part of a decade.

>> No.7095918

>>7095900
Or whoever is pretending to be a male or a female in this thread. Acting is always a good way to confuse people of your gender.
Unless you're naturally confusing to figure out.

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7095920

HELL naw, dunno that feel as i don't make threads!!!!
but i do on /a/ sometimes
>>>/a/47048679

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7095934

Way to make her stop posting you enormous faggots. I was going to make her my waifu but now she's gone forever.

>> No.7095944

Women can't post without announcing they're a 'femanon' to the board.

>> No.7095957

>>7095934
Hands off, faggot. I saw her first.

>> No.7095964

>>7095957
The fuck you did you little shit. You wanna take this outside or something?

>> No.7095967

>>7095957
>>7095964
GUYS, GUYS, CALM DOWN.

We'll share her.

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This thread.

>> No.7095972

>>7095934
>>7095957
>>7095964
>>7095967
How about you leave.

>> No.7095973

>>7095944
>I haven't spoken to anyone in over a year and my parents in two, I'm wondering if they even remember they have a daughter at this point.

so you are implying she should have use "son" instead of "daughter" only so you wouldn't know she is a girl? don't be fucking ridiculous, from what i see here, they only ones making a fuss are guys

>> No.7095978

>>7095972
how about you mad.

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>>7095972

>> No.7095994

This thread is bad and each and everyone of you should feel bad.

>> No.7096004

>>7095994
you are now part of this thread so that also includes you.

>> No.7096016

>>7095918
Which is still just guessing and assumptions. How boring. There's really no way to verify it, so it's pointless to assume.

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>>7096022
Please die

>> No.7096051

>>7096043
newhomo spotted.

>> No.7096059

This thread is taking shitposting to new heights.

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>>7096043
>Please die

>> No.7096069

>>7096051
>>7096066
Newfriends can't bbcode

>> No.7096073

I don't know which board worships femininity more, /c/ or /jp/. /jp/ just seems to be so tsundere about it. "I-I-I'm not pretending to be a girl because they're awesome or anything. baka."

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>42 posts and 7 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.
>42

>> No.7096082

>>7096073
Girls are not awesome. They just make my penis grow.

>> No.7096082,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>7096066
>>7096051
problem?

>> No.7096110

>>7096073

I pretend to be a girl because I'm cuter than all the girls I know.

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>> No.7096115

>>7096110

nogirlcouldbethiscute.jpg

>> No.7096115,1 [INTERNAL] 

That feel when you get banned for making shitty threads on /jp/

>> No.7096115,2 [INTERNAL] 

That feel when this is the best thread on /jp/

>> No.7096115,3 [INTERNAL] 

That feel when you wonder if you can get banned from the ghostboard.

>> No.7096115,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>7096115,1
>>7096115,3
I know not of that feel

>> No.7096115,5 [INTERNAL] 

I haven't been banned for a year.
You could try not sucking cocks, >>7096115,1.

>> No.7096115,6 [INTERNAL] 

I got banned 3 days for "trolling" but I don't know which post they were referring to. Probably this thread I started: >>7095589

>> No.7096115,7 [INTERNAL] 

Geralmente não se usa "e" e "mas" no início das frases.q22144555

>> No.7096115,8 [INTERNAL] 

heh, a classic ``feels'' thread....

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