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lower my trousers

Touch her hitbox with my penis

>>7069536

I'd say this.

Why would I do that? If I get into Gensokyo, I'm making a beeline for the shrine and then out.

I don't have a waifu though. Would this mean I'd get one once I made it there or something?

I'd do everything to get Mokou marry Kaguya. For this plan I'll try to coop with Aya, Yukari, Keine and Eirin. My excuse will be "For their eternal life".
And I'll have sex with them in the process, use my mind-break techniques learnt from Sanbun Kyoden to turn Yukari my yandere. Then after than marry the Gap Youkai.

Blast her with this and fuck the body while its still warm

My Waifu is Patchouli...

There is no way I can survive after stepping one foot into the SDM

This is quite the predicament.

Trickery

Coitus with the waifu or just anyone

Donations.

Meeting Eiki would mean I didn't survive, so...

Well, my two touhou waifus are Yuuka and Utsuho.

So, if I'm not carrying enough Rad-X to kill an elephant, I think I'd best learn how to garden.

I have all the faith in the world for her.

Get thermal gear or keep Cirno close by.
Walk to the Hell of Blazing Fires, Metal Gear style.
Convince Okuu to do it. Easiest part.

>>7069623
>Sanae

Well that's easymodo.

I really have no idea. She's either in Hell or chilling at a nuclear reactor killing everyone who comes near it.
Orin seems nice enough, I'm sure I could befriend her and get introduced through her in a situation that involves not being vaporized on the spot. And she's a cat, she has to come to the surface to be lazy in the sun some time.
Or I could also just barrel straight through Hell itself and inform her that I love her with every fiber of my being and impress her with how spontaneous and manly I am.

>>7069626

Why is head tilting so adorable?

>>7069656

Unless you're strong enough to take her down, all that's gonna get you is eaten.

Beasts see the weak as prey.

I've given this much thought

Meet Momiji at Tengu party, get drunk, challenge to shogi, dominate shogi. My condition is coitus. Done deal.

I suppose I could learn to sew properly, and general doll construction.

I might not have to though, Alice is clearly a geek or nerd of some sort, with her areas of focus being magic and dolls, obviously. I suspect like most geeks, she could like and admire any dedicated geek, if she understood a bit of their hobby and they, hers.

I'd still need to take up something else besides computers, Gensokyo isn't ideal for that activity. The best might be to make my other interest of science my only main interest - I suspect that many things might be discovered by applying science and magic together, and science to magic.

Of course liking and admiring are well and good, but still some ways from love and lovemaking. Still, it's a good start, and I could be happy just having her friendship.

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Sneak up to the shrine. Pick a fight with some youkai and then shout for help.
Pray that she isn't feeling lazy today....

Assuming that I survive, I'll offer to help her out around the shrine since I'm shit-broke. Cleaning, cooking, ect.. One day, she'll come back all tired from youkai hunting and I'll have a hot bath prepared and give her a nice shoulder rub....

>>7069706
I'm not sure.

I'd try and get in good standing with Chen and Ran first, wooing them with my musical ways and convincing them to let me stay with them due to my circumstances. I'd help them around the house, learn about youkai ways, and entertain them as best I can. Maybe I'd do errands around Gensokyo and meet everyone else. Who knows, maybe I'd somehow learn some magic while I'm at it.

Then once my lovely Yukari woke up I'd try to play around with her gaps as much as I could and get her to see just how clever this human is. I'd try to be alpha enough to get her interested, then serenade her into my lover. Ah, if only.

"Hey! If I put this thing inside you it'll feel really good!"

>>7070417
>wooing them with my musical ways.
fucking do it.

I'm not nearly alpha enough to get the attention of my unapproachable and intimidating waifu.

Looks like I'm still beating off to pictures then

Show her my 12 inch cock.
Bitches love teh cock.

>>7070392
beta as fuck

First off, we find our way to safety. From there, we figure out a way to meet with Reimu and get the hell out of this primitive deathtrap.

>>7070448
That is my fetish.

Deflower Yuuka.

Cover myself in mud.

Their vision is based on heat.

What's a coitus?

The best way is to use rope.

Tie them all to a tree, tightly. Lick away.

Try to remind her of her brother.

Even a small amount of alcohol makes me ill

I will never know etc etc

"Hello. You know, eating humans is nice and all, but you know what else is nice? Making friends and building relationships. That's why you should hang out with me instead of brutally disemboweling me and eating my innards."

>>7072189
Words are meaningless in Gensokyo.
If you want to impress people you'll have to act

I think I'd manage to win marisa over with raw sex appeal and sweet things.

>>7072204
Good luck with that.

Get a job as a butler in the SDM.
Fairy maids are useless anyway, and Sakuya shouldn't have to do everything alone.
Get Meiling to teach me martial arts, Patchouli to teach me magic, and Sakuya to help me perfect my homemaking skills so I can be worthy of Remilia-sama's attention.
Increase the number of encounters with Remilia both during as well as outside of work time(...if SDM employees even get time off) to have more opportunities to get closer to her.
Maybe offer my blood, if circumstances were right, to show that I'm not afraid and trust her with my life.

>>7072204

If by "win over" you mean become a member of her harem, then maybe. If your outfit was frilly enough.

I'd smoke her up. And we'd fuck.

True story.

>>7072352
I might try that some time.