/jp/ - Otaku Culture

That's it. This is my limit. Fuck you all.

>>7068935
What's the matter, too DEEP for you?

Best thread on the front page.

>>7068935
lol go back to your bologna fag. Some of us have taste.

Is /jp/ always like this?

>>7068950

only during the weekend

>>7068950
Nope it's totally different after your bed time.

>>7068953
Isn't it Wednesday?

>>you're bed time.
Damn grammar.

>>7068949
>>7068938

Get out of my head.

>>7068958

not on /jp/

I'm a tuna otaku. I collect life size replicas of tuna species and have successfully changed 60% of my diet to tuna and its byproducts.
This thread is perfectly in line with the board rules.

Salmon is where it's at. Especially when it's so fresh that when it's sliced, it looks like chunks of orange. It has a smooth flavor and buttery mouthfeel, like you're literally eating a stick of butter.

>>7068975
I tried to eat a stick of butter when I was a kid, but it didn't taste anything like what I was expecting so I put it back, disappointed and disgusted. I wonder what my mom thought when she opened the fridge later to find a stick of butter with a big bite taken out of it.

>>7068958
every day is a weekend when you have no obligations or duties. also i prefer salmon

>>7068975
>>mfw people buy that overpriced shit

>>7068975
I don't know why people bother to cook salmon. A little food poisoning is an okay price to pay, right?

>>7068982
>"my fagglet face when"
>greentexting

get out of /jp/

Just when I thought /jp/ was shittier than usual, !ARC reveals his presence. I'm not surprised, really.

>>7068983
I did the same thing when I was like 3. Thought it was chocolate for some bizarre reason. Found out after biting it, it wasn't chocolate.

>>7068990
Don't listen to this man, you're welcome to post here any time.

>>7068982
>greentext
>mfw
>reaction image

get the fuck out

/jp/ is quite rude.

>>7068990
>>mfw he is color blind and can't see green.

>>7069009
Agreed. Why can't we all just discuss our favorite fish and take it easy? ;_;

>>7069012
It's called daltonism you idiot.

>>7069012
>>7068982
Samefag

Get out of /jp/

>>7069013
Because we all have different favorite fish!

Rare tuna steaks are a miracle of the universe.

>>7069012
If you're going to the neighbor's house have some manners.

>>7069013

I like battered haddock of the fish and chip shop variety.

>>7069036
>he cooks his fish

GOD TIER:
Cod

High tier:
mackerel, pacific saury

Mid tier:
halibut, tuna

low tier:
shellfish

shit tier:
salmon, any of the above raw.

>>7068949
ugly as HELL hairy mole, i bet her vagina smells like tuna fish becuz it's that bad as HELL if HELL smelled like a vagina then it would be tuna

>>7069021
>>Thinks I think colorblindness means they can't see a color at all
>>mfw I've known about colorblindness for years because of my father is red-green too, and also you're still mad.

Lul guyz we'r so funneh xD >look at my fucking face when LOOK
hilariousreactionimage.xp3

Reported for /a/ stupidity and it's been a while but, also, hidden.

I love squid, it's delicious. At least seafood is quite cheap here.

The secret to Japan is that everything that is eaten is either made out of soybeans or tuna or both.

>>7069067
>u mad?
>no u
>no u mad
>u mad nigger
>no u

and so on. Enjoy your thread /a/

>>7069008
>>7069021
>>7069069
>>7069084
>>7069089
>>Don't mind me, I'm just abusing the sage function to complain about my color blindness and tell people not to green text

Also Octopus is god tier.

>>7069099
hestilldoesntknowwhatsagemeans.txt

>>7069099
"abusing the sage function"
Fucking pathetic you guys don't even know how the "sage" works.
Get out of /jp/

>>7069099
I still laugh at how 4chan doesn't understand what sage means.

If only I knew moon so I wouldn't have to spend time on a board that imports foreign concepts and then DOES IT WRONG all the time.

Using sage as a way to "insult" someone's post or thread is just completely wrong and a retarded misuse of a good feature that is so popular in sites like 2ch and Futaba. Fuck, iichan and 4-ch do it right. It's just 4chan and 4chan's lame knockoffs that fail at using sage.

The true meaning of sage means that YOUR POST isn't worthy enough to bump the thread. It's ironic, because you think that you're insulting others while you're just, in fact, insulting yourself. Yes, sage can be used when posting a derogatory comment in a thread that you don't want to bump, but posting with just the word "sage" accomplishes nothing but contribute to spamming the board. The trend of replying with the name of a tripfag and sage is even worse, as it accomplishes nothing and only serves to increase the e-penis of whoever you're "attacking".

The sage feature was never meant to serve as an implied insult or general disagreement! Why people started using it that way is beyond me. There are plenty of reasons why one would choose not to bump a thread with his reply. For example, bumping threads with stupid one liner replies should be discouraged and those people should be coerced into using sage instead.

I want to use sage, yet I almost never do it on 4chan because people will jump on me thinking I'm insulting their post or something.

>>7069102
>>7069108
>>7069120

Sometimes I think we are the only ones that know how to use it.

>>7069130
I always think that.

>>7069130
Sage means different things on different boards. On other boards, over time, it has gained a negative connotation and it's become part of chan culture. Explaining to them that "they're doing it wrong" is about as idiotic as other people coming here and telling us that we're doing it wrong.

That said, this is our house, so our rules apply.

>>7069134
>Explaining to them that "they're doing it wrong"
Assuming you were not in /jp/ for whatever reason, I mean.

>>7069130
Saying that you're "saging" a thread is almost as stupid as replying with only a reaction image and "lol>implying", as an answer.

This is why I like /jp/. The rule "you do it right or you better fuck off" is something great we have here.
And we actually DISCUSS shit on a discussion board, for fuck's sake.

stop saging me guys

>>7069151
>implying i'm not saging you RIGHT NOW

anti-sage