/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>implying it's not 3pm

It's 3 in the afternoon you third world peasant.

We're not all living in your bedroom because we appear on your computer...

It's 4:19PM and I just woke up, so no.

Fuck off already I'm sick and tired of you coming here with your SUPER DUPER KAWAII BACON GIRL.

>>7068167
But...breakfast is important. And...

It's 4:20. I don't care about breakfast right now, but I'll get the munchies in a minute.

I always have my combined Breakfast/Lunch/Dinner meal at 9pm when I wake up (20 minutes ago). So, yes.

That was a good thread.

I had cake

Stop replying to this shit. This is not fucking /a/.

Oh shit. Is dat sum bacon?
We need some eggs and OJ to go along with it.

>>7068189
Why did you reply? Putting sage in the email field doesn't give you permission to post in shitty threads.

>>7068167
Reported for misuse of greentext and implying.

>>7068187
Indeed it was.

Take it to /a/.

>>7068182
Aren't you on /jp/? Where Super Duper Kawaii Uguu seems the norm?

In relation to this though, I skipped breakfast and decided to have lunch.

>>7068197
FUCK THE POLICE

I DO WHAT I WANT

Wait. Original Content is met with "Get the Fuck Out"? And a chubby bacon-themed chick that has had one thread is "Super-Duper Kawaii Forced Meme"?

...

Jesus fucking christ, you people are entirely unpleasable. If this was yet another "What does Cirno's shit smell like" Touhou thread, would you enjoy it?

I, for one, welcome my new greasy breakfast.

>>7068212
You probably can't smell it, since cold things don't usually have a noticeable odor.

Reported.
Fuck off.

>>7068212
Calm down.
No one cares.

>>7068212
I'm so emotional right now. Thank you so much.

>>7068210
Although I understand your unpleasantness towards this thread, I have to agree with the previous Anonymous.
This kind of threads should be ignored.

Reported for blogging.

>>7068212
Go away, OP.

>>7068233

I am sure that the emotional state of a random drawfag is legal tender in Japan. But before I cash that in, make like an outdated reference and draw some Bacon-Chan. I dunno, her feeling uneasy about eating ham with her noodles or something.

This thread is now reported.

Holy shit /jp/.

reporting a original thread? Shit sons. You are worse then /tg/ when it comes to D&D 3.5/4E.

>>7068251
Who gives a shit go back to /a/.

What, so /jp/ doesn't like Drawfags? Of course, /jp/ doesn't like anything. Except Touhou.

Have you guys e-mailed Moot about getting it over with and renaming the board yet?

>>7068251
Retarded shit is not welcome.

>>7068251
original != good

>>7068258
As if he would listen

>>7068212
>>7068241
>>7068251
>>7068258
No need to get so angry OP

>>7068256

Son, I'm goin' back to /tg/ where atleast Drawfags get credit. You Weeaboo fucktards are pretty harsh on the good ol' drawfags.

And to think you fucks would like Drawfags and original content.

Roleplaying avatarfag artists were kind of amusing in 2006, but now it's just annoying and doesn't belong on /jp/.

>>7068269
We love original content
We have drawthreads for that

We don't love attention whores
You are an attention whore.

>>7068274

>Not OP
>get called OP
>laughinggirls.jpg

>>7068269
Mmmm... try again on a couple of weeks. Maybe then you'll find us in a better mood.

23:37 here you fuckers, just drank a pint of ale for a supper and soon will be enjoying myself in a king sized bed, resting so I can spend the next day working like a boss.

>>7068278
How come whenever we call out /a/ posters, they resort to shitposting like this?

>>>/a/

>>7068278
Fuck off back to /v/ or whatever shithole you crawled out from already.

>>7068285

>get called /a/poster
>actually go on /tg/.
>laughingorkz.jpg

>>7068269

We appreciate drawfags, when they have talent.

>>7068278
>greentexting
>lazy ass fucktard who doesn't even try to post a reaction image

Get out of /jp/.

>>7068274
Wait...
Why's everyone keep calling me an attention whore?

>>7068258
>What, so /jp/ doesn't like Drawfags?
/jp/ loves drawfagging

When the drawfags post in drawthreads instead of making their own narcissistic self-serving self-lauding circle jerk threads. That is what this thread is.

Also: Drawfagging is fine, but roleplaying your drawings is just sad.

>>7068289
>>>/a/

>>7060851

>>7068295
Pretty much this.

>>7068295
>but roleplaying your drawings is just sad.
But It's the closest one can get to becoming a 2D little girl.

Ok, ok. Let me clarify, Anons.
I don't mean to be coming off as as roleplaying my characters. I simply thought "Oh hey! This sounds like a great way to open my thread! How fun!" and then people start telling me to get out of their /jp/.
I'm so so sorry for not saying so beforehand.

Hey /jp/ how many meals do you eat a day? For the past couple of weeks I've just been eating a few crackers.

Who gives a shit reported go away.

>>7068310
Well shit if you're taking requests you could've said so at the start!

But hey keeping it breakfast themed could you draw Toast-san or something?

>>7068310
It's okay. /jp/ is tsundere for itself.

>>7068310
Okay, now delete your thread and never make something similar again.

>>7068310
Fine, whatever.

The point is though, drawings go in /jp/ drawthreads. Posting your own thread for yourself is asinine attention-seeking behavior and is arguably breaking the rules for being board-unrelated.

>>7068324
While we're on the topic of advice, why don't you kill yourself.

>>7068317
>>7068320
Get out of /jp/

>>7068324
Retards don't know how to delete their own threads. It will sit on the front page for hours now, all because some shitface thought it'd be 'epic' to make an attention-whoring thread for themself.

>>7068330
>He thinks he represents /jp/.

>>7068329
Why don't you kill yourself?

>>7068336

>>7068331
I know how to delete the thread, I'm just watching for whatever glimse of hope may save the thread. So far, there are some, but most people really hate me for this.

>>7068329
>>7068335
>>7068343
EPIC OWNAGE[/i]

>>7068344
Just ignore them. They're just mad you did something out of their comfort zone. It's not like they own the board or anything.

>>7068335
>implying on greentext

what the hell is wrong with you? out, OUT. NOW.

>>7068344
Why don't you try again some other time.

>>7068352

>>7068344
If you knew how to delete threads then why is this eyesore still here? You aren't going to get anything out of this thread now since it started off so shitty. It's ruined.

>>7068311
Two, lunch is pointless.

I bake my own biscuits and tea for breakfast, and eat a bowl of rice every day for dinner with whatever type of fish or meat I can pick up. Supermarkets are always empty around early morning hours (1am-5am) so I can shop without pressure. My neighbor goes fishing pretty often, so I ask him to pick stuff up for me from the fish market every once in a while.

1lb of swordfish for $12, 1lb flounder ~$6, its great. Too bad I'm allergic to shellfish.

>>7068356
butthurt tripfag

>>7068334
Oh, never saw this one. Kinda great.

>>7068358
Reported for being a retarded newfriend.

>>7068358
>>>/a/

>>7068361
>Actually doesn't report, just says he does to get attention.
borders tinkst

>>7068363
>>>/b/

>>7068364
>>7068368
>>>/a/

>>7068358
"butthurt" and "tripfag" or "whatever retarded shit you may hate-fag" are terms used on stupid boards such as /a/.
If you can't tell the difference you know the deal get out of /jp/

>>7068371
>>>/b/

>>7068364
Greentext and reaction image? Reported and go back to /b/.

>>7068375
You mean terms that have always been used on /jp/. Where have you been? Newfag.

ITT: nerds raging at nerds trolling other nerds.

>>7068380
Used on /jp/ by shitposters from other boards. Get out already.

>>7068386
>BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW

If by breakfast you mean dinner...

>>7068387
>>>/a/

>>7068390
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW

>Posts: 85
Mission Accomplished, have a nice day /jp/.

>>7068380
Keep that shit to yourself. Type like a fucking human being or get out.

>>7068391
>>>/a/

>>7068396
>Keep that shit to yourself.
My, then no one would post anything if that were to apply to everyone.
>Type like a fucking human being or get out.
I'm not even sure what that means. How does one type like a "human being"?

>>7068394
who's this guy?

>>7068399

>>7068394
>Lolitrolu.jpg

I am amazed at how much /jp/ can cry when someone posts something even slightly out of their daily routine. You are all social outcasts yet demand a social structure that everyone must follow.

>>7068407
>>>/a/
>>7068416
Who gives a shit.

>>7068421
Apparently, you.

but this isn't new content, I've seen this on /jp/ before

Anyway...This is now Bacon-chan request thread. Fire away.
>>7068394
Dohoho. I see what you did there.

>>7068401
By not being an oligophrenicfag.

>>7068424
Who gives a shit.

>>7068431
Bacon-chan meets Epic Meal Time?

It's very funny to see that OP doesn't realize that he's being trolled and not the other way around, I feel all warm and fuzzy.

Oh yeah and
ＲＥＰＯＲＴＥＤ．

But it's midnight!
I guess I'll make a cup of tea.

>>7068431
Requesting her being tickled on her stomach
little disembodied hands are fine

>implying this entire board isn't full of faggots

>>7068446
Reported for implying.

>>7068446
You're seriously asking to be anally raped.

>>7068446
Reported for implying.

>>7068446
Oh man that was some EPIC win you sure showed them fags good huh.

I sure as hell did, full of protein.

>>6774013
>>6736082
Go back to Skype

this thread was an amazing read

>>>/bun/

Aus here, just had a coffee so far, about to eat breakfast. Probably cereal or toast...boring.

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Jesus fucking christ. /jp/ would rather have an hour long retarded troll/meta-thread with this many posts than actually discuss /jp/ related things. And you all fucking wonder why /jp/ is so shitty and slow all the time. Everyone directly involved in this worthless thread needs to get the fuck out of /jp/ and never come back because YOU are the ones that are killing it. Sacks of worthless shit, all of you.

>>7068506
Fuck off no one gives a shit about your shitty drawings

Jesus fuck /jp/ you are angry today. What the fuck went wrong? It's a draw request thread by some newfag who just had a misunderstanding and if you angry titswaggles actually read the damn thing she was open for requests but no one has said shit so far for it.

/jp/ is about taking it easy no matter what topic you are talking about

>>7068521
are you fucking kidding me? there are at least two guys on this thread demanding for something. It's been an hour and the guy hasn't delivered yet.

>>7068445
>>7068437
Here have a Sausage-kun in a sleeping bag instead.

>>7068532
Friend of drawfag here. You ran them off.

>>7068532
Sorry about that. I draw. Extra. Extra slow.

>>7068532
>>7068533
>>7068542
We have entered an endless recursion of time

>>7068545
>>7068528
Fuck off.

>>7068533
rofl *adds over 9000 lolstickers* STICKY THIS SHIT MOOTLES
>Thanks for your request.
>It has been added to our database and the thread will be archived as soon as enough request for that thread have been made.
>This thread has been requested 10 times now.

Nevermind what I said before, stay away from the /jp/ drawthreads, you have a shittier attitude than that casket of stars fag.

Oh man this thread is hilarious.

Keep it up guys.

>>7068542
>Friend of drawfag here.
>Friend
Get out of /jp/.jpg

>>7068542
Why have you removed your post? it was fucking hilarious. The two of you arguing about when the OP would deliver, and in the middle of the conversation the asshole decides to deliver.

>>7068553
Shittier attitude?

>>7068568
Poor communication.

Draw ProteinBar-oneesan giving Bacon-chan a crushhug.

I love when drawfags attention whore with roleplay threads.

Now, what I want to see is, I want more of you to show up, but you all have to keep it in a single thread. Then I want to see you do drawing battles to the death, or at least at the loss of your honored status on /jp/. I want you to try to get more people in here so we can get this started. You can do that for me?

>>7068521
If it's a draw thread, it belongs in /i/ or /ic/, you stupid titwiggle.

>>7068521
>she was open for requests

Then you can make a post in the general /jp/ drawthread. Taking a thread slot up purely for a thread about the OP is the fucking height of arrogance.

>>7068590
Y'sure /ic/ is the kind of board to accept OP's kind of drawings?

Your name is Bacon-chan because you're a fat piggy, isn't it?

>>7068583
But you have to admit. The OP sure knows when to pick a good timing.

>>7068597
/ic/ doesn't accept anything. All they accept is hands.

I'm not sure which attention whore drawfag I hate more OP or that shitty Cinro one.

I'm not sure which attention whore drawfag I hate more OP or that shitty Cirno one.

Good job, everybody, we sure did make /jp/ a better place today, didn't we?

Why is there always so much bitching when someone provides OC? Are you all just jealous you can't draw anything worth a closer look?

>>7068629
Better than letting the notion that you can freely advertise yourself on /jp/ like it was a dA forum or something spread freely.

>>7068628

But I like both of them! I don't understand why you feel so manipulated when some random person you don't even know decides to draw a dumb picture of Cirno being cute. Why is this such a bad thing? Do all our cute pictures have to come from bedroom-dwelling nerds or bored salarymen from the other side of the world? Is it so impure to appreciate a picture in the place where it was drawn, as opposed to several steps down the chain?

Really /jp/, just fucking accept you are talentless losers, and join the crowd of people begging drawfags for pictures and cheering them on. You are nothing more than that, and you will never be more than that.

>>7068637
Yea bro there's some EPIC BUTTOWNAGE in this thread from those jellymad faggots.

>>7068648
Sup Suigin?

>>7068645
Are you high or just incredibly stupid?

>>7068638
Oneself? Oneself? Do you have any idea who this person drawing bacon moe is? Do you think they have any importance to me, to you, to anyone here beyond their pictures of chubby bacon girls? Do you think anyone gives a shit more about them than anyone else here? Surely not.

>>7068659
Enlighten me, then. I really do want to know why bacon makes /jp/ a worse place.

all you faggots get out of /jp/. I want my normal /jp/ back. better yet everybody get out. I just want to be on /jp/ alone.

>>7068628

>>7068586
>>7068437
Here's my reaction to going their latest vid.

>>7068595
>>7068604
>>7068628
>>7068647
>>7068587
Oh. Sorry. I would post in others threads, the thing is I'm terribly shy, and am a noob when it comes to 4chan. So sorry if I come off as all these things that have been said. I don't mean any harm or do this because I crave attention. Honest. I really mean it.

>>7068637
>>7068647

Do you really expect me to believe that you're not trolling us, OP. Uh? UH?
Half of the shit in this thread is just you replying to yourself. FUCK OFF

>>7068672
It's not trolling unless you've been trolled.

>>7068672
>Half of the shit in this thread is just you replying to yourself

Huh?

>>7068678
That's retarded. It's like saying it's not a drive-by shooting if no-one was hit.

>>7068672
If OP is attention-whoring, how would they benefit from turning their own thread into a shitstorm?

Bacon wrapped sausages wrapped in pancakes.

>>7068671
Great, green story but not green.
Reported as hell.

>>7068688
It's not murder if nobody was killed.

>>7068269
Please stay there with your friends scaredofshadows and golden neckbeard. I'm sure they love you!

>>7068723
Alright then.

If a fisherman goes out in a boat, he's still trolling even if he doesn't catch anything.

>>7068701

I haven't eaten today and there's no bacon in my house.

>>7068672
Actually, more n' half this thread is just faggots complaining and saging and reporting. But hey we are all faggots of varying degrees.

Requesting Bacon-Chan needing to be de-frosted after a run-in with Cirno.

Requesting Bacon-Chan eating a small piece of bacon, whilst standing in a giant Bacon-CHan hand. Infinite recursion of Bacon-Chans chewing on Bacon-CHans. Fractal Moe~

>>7068757

I don't like bacon. I also think bacon is disgusting when it refers to a girl because it brings up images of roast beef vaginas in my head. Am I the only one?

>>7068808
I just think of a girl who eats a lot of bacon. Unhealthy, but not especially disgusting.

Well, she's a little greasy in my mind's eye, but I guess I can tolerate that.

>>7068808
Well, not anymore.

THANKS.

Mokou cooking bacon

>>7068770

Am I the only one thinking this should be taken to /d/? Or at least /e/.
..
"3")

newwww!!!!!! CP!!!! CP!!!! CP!!!!! AND JAILBAIT MOVIES!!!!! 11-17 YRS OLD NAKED GIRLS!!!!!

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>>7068831
Aww.

>>7068851
Maybe /bbwd/.

>>7068866
As if this thread could be worse.

>>7068866
Best post in this thread.

>>7068899
Nah, not BBWChan. It's just that the logical extension of food-recipes in drawn form seem /d/ish. Pancake-Wrapped Bacon being vore, for one.

>In fact a lot of recipes would be food-moe vore if drawn.
>I don't think I'll be able to eat again now.
>THANKS

>>7068915
BBWChan is dead. Long live bbw-chan!

Anyways, I was just thinking it'd be suitable for more grease -> moe, but that's just me. Skinny Bacon-chan is okay too, I guess.

>>7068931

>Skinny Bacon-chan

Turkey bacon?

... Veggie bacon?

>>7068783

>>7068931
Does /jp/ not like BBWs?

>>7068941
Turkey-Bacon Chan needs to be the skinny, Delicious-Brown-Girl sister. And Veggie-Bacon her nigh-anorexic step-sister.9

>>7068962
I had a feeling you're one. Most girls who joke about a food obsession online do.

>>7068962
/jp/ is full of little girls wearing frilly dresses and silly hats so we like to look at other little girls.

>>7068962
I am all for them, and I know at least one other person here is, maybe two. Fat threads are usually populated with the same old pictures over and over again, though, since there's one person who draws fat Touhous on a regular basis.

I don't know why I'm telling you all this.

>>7068973
There is nothing beautiful about me. But yes, I am big.

>>7068988
Sorry to hear that. The sting of ugliness is something I imagine is quite familiar around here on /jp/.

Oh well, nothing we can do for it but have more pictures of fictional girls.

>>7068988
I KNEW it.
You're eating a stick of butter right now aren't you.

Like a candy bar.

>>7068999
Trips confirmed.

what the HELL.......

>>7068999
>>7068998
Oh...I'm sorry...

>>7068999
Requesting Bacon-Chan eating a stick of Butter, or gnawing on the head of a Butter-Chan.

Ugly fat 3D whore~

>>7069018
I can't help that.

>>7069018
I love how she deleted it after posting it, haha.

>>7069032
But what you can do is draw someones request.

>Requesting Bacon-Chan dressed as Sayura, and Sausage-Kun as Dokkoida.

>>7069032
You could try eating less.

Unless you guys are planning to make a visual novel out of the most important meal of the day you could be doing this in /c/.

Also where the fuck is moe cold pizza

>>7069032

get out of /jp/ and gb2weightwatchers

>>7069041
Maybe you could do some crunches too. And jogging. Start jogging like, around your block. Jog another circle around your block every day, until you're going for a half-hour run every few days.
You could probably eat less, but I don't know enough to say whether or not your chub is a problem of inactivity or overeating.

Stomach stapling and lipo should be a last resort.

>>7069051
I'm sorry for being fat, OK?

>>7069072

>i'm sorry for being a disgusting greedy pig with no self-control

why apologise to me? it's you who's going to come off worse for it in the end.

>>7069072

>i'm sorry for being a disgusting selfish pig with no self-control

why apologise to me? it's you who's going to come off worse for it in the end.

>>7069072
>/jp/ - Just Pedos
Sorry but we don't like fat whores here now shut the fuck up and either keep drawing something that's not fat or leave with your blog shit.

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You guys complain about attention whores and such yet you still feed them with more than enough attention.

Ah such sad hypocrisy.

>>7069081
Indeed.

Ignore thread you don't like: Thread gets a few replies, naturally dies.
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