/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Sneaking off at night.

Must clean onaholes without anyone noticing...

I think it's been 2~ months since I last used mine.

Perhaps I'll use it tonight

Throught I'd do a few evaluations since I found the money I normally used to woe actually girls not since I've dropped out of that scene for a bit.

Manbow
*It's a single piece onahole where the inside is cockscrewed for twisting sensation
*It more or less tickled my gland and didn't feel close to the real thing
*Because of the design, it is a BITCH to clean out. At least 4-5 minutes to get the soap to the very bottom to clean out all the lubricant.
*The price is a major turn off coming in at 3000 yen as well.

so... Tenga flip hole black or white?

This is all I need, though my parents are starting to grill me on why I need to keep the fan out. I'd normally store it during the winter months. Making up excuses is starting to wear thin, so I'll probably have to admit the truth soon.

>paying money to fap

NLS Rubber Hole
*I believe this was designed for NLS and is based off the seventeen model
*2 sleeve system that's ribbed and has a simulated uterus for you to push up against and ejaculate into.
*The closest thing to real thing, if the girl has some mileage on her, don't expect it to be as tight or as stimulating as the evo seventeen or smaller models.
*Easier to clean than the seventeen counterparts however, both in washing, and drying.
*If you want a 'realistic' experience, shell out the 2700 yen for this one.

>>7046309
I still love how "Use lots of lotion" isn't translated there.

>>7046309
Just say you need white noise to go to sleep or concentrate. Just be sure to keep it on low for as much as possible

Seven
*For the inner pedo who doesn't want to be thrown in prison for life, or travel to Russia.
*Single piece onahole that's very small, almost like it's used for travel, or on the go. (Extra points if you whip it out and use it in an airplane/train bathroom)
*Does it feel like the real thing? I don't want to go to prision for life, or travel to Russia to find out, but it's Tight. A normal sized penis will budge out of the other side pretty easily.
*Extremely easy to clean
*cheap too, well for decent onaholes, clocking in at 1400 yen.

>>7046348
I want this where can I buy it?

>>7046334

Anyone have that pic of boof's tenga mounted to a woodworking router?

>>7046348
Purchase link?
1400 yen is a joke, I could buy those in bulk.

These are my favorite threads on /jp/

>>7046308
Black is stiffer and the White is softer

I have both and personally prefer the White by a large margin. The black is ok but it feels too rough.

>>7046366
>>7046354
Buy here http://en-nls.com/disp_ca_hole.php

>>7046366
>>7046354
Got it from http://en-nls.com/
To be honest I bought it last year when the site was barely in English and you had to go through several hoops to get your orders approved (I.E. e-mail the item codes to the guy who ran the site, then send him the needed money through a paypal transfer, etc) And it was like 800-1000 yen then. I just remember getting it to complement my Evo Seventeen because 'holy crap, it's cheap and people say it's good'

>>7046308
I got the white a couple of weeks ago and it basically drains me of semen when I use it. I'm really happy with it.

>>7046435
What lube would you recommend? I've never used one of these before so I'm a bit clueless as to what to look for in lube.

>>7046446


A different anon with a different question.

The only tenga product that would make me cum buckets was the tenga deep throat. every other product was just...meh. i was planning to pick up the tenga black flip hole.

Does the flip hole do the same thing as the deep throat but better?

Didn't someone buy a Seven and one of the Secret Twins onaholes together? How do they compare?

>>7046508
The flip hole us the only Tenga product I've used I'm afraid. If recommend it though, but I would keep in mind that you may have deadened nerves from using your hands roughly.

>>7046308

Better question: Tenga flip or Fleshlight?

Which do you guys recommend?

>>7046630
If you're bigger than 5" buy the fleshlight. I cant fit mine all the way to the base in the fliphole white.

>>7046674

Are any of the japanese toys suitable for larger cocks or will none of them go up to the hilt?

>>7046630
Fleshlight is pretty loose, even their tighter ones. Definitely bad for people with small penises like myself. They're also incredibly boring if you like to imagine your penis inside a girl, since the patterns are just repeated. The case is interesting though, it prevents you from squeezing which sounds bad at first.

>>7046693
Most of them stretch out, the ones that are enclosed in hard plastic are the only ones that have a set limitation. I've heard of people who have bought fleshlights but could not get the right amount of pressure too, so they had to pull it all out and apply pressure with their hands.

I got a Seven a few weeks ago. It's so soft and sweet smelling that I want to bite into it.

Too bad the shipping doubles the cost.

>>7046693
Well I got a 6 and half inch while erect and I got the evo 17, it fits perfectly. if you're 7 or larger, and want to go in all the way so to speak, you'll want some larger stuff

How do the loli types compare? Is sebun the most posted because it's the best?

>>7046776
I wish to commit bestiality.

>>7046776

>>7046348

I think I'm the only one that doesn't find the Seven as good as people are making it out to be. I've the Seven and Seventeen and prefer the Seventeen.

>>7046500
any water based lube, if you're just going to order lub with your onahole, get this
http://en-nls.com/plist_p-19001019

Decent price, very easy to use, just make sure to wipe off the tip of the lub from the nozzle, you can put it on the tip of your penis.

When I move out my first purchases will be a onahole and either a rudeboy or an aneros, haven't decided

>>7046308
I have the Black, it's nice.
>>7046742
Shipping for my Flip Hole was only $10, I ordered it from Toy Demon and they're in the US.

>>7046793
That's because your horrible viking dick would hurt a poor 7 year old. I was asking about other loli types.

If you guys really want the Fliphole, there's a coupon you can use over at Eden Fantasies to get 50% off.

Just put in "MUSTHAVE" at the checkout screen, and it takes off 40 bucks. Damn good deal, already bought one myself. Hate sounding like some sort of viral marketer, but hey, I says it like it is.

Is the R-1 cyclone any good? What about vibrating cock rings?

I want something I can sit back and enjoy. I'm really into girls taking control, but I just can't get into that fantasy when I'm the one doing the work.

>>7046849
>your horrible viking dick
Oh god, I laughed hard.

Do they have little dolls that you can fuck, maybe with stomach bulging when your dick goes in (not loli or anything)? Maybe I could recreate some of my favorite large insertion hentai with myself as the rape demon!

>>7046886
They have something like this: http://en-nls.com/pict1-17494-9999
You can dress it up and fuck it but you need to provide the vagina.

>>7046832
An Anon after my own heart.

>>7046896
I'm not even sure what that is. What I want is basically a big fig you can fuck

>>7046693
The R-20 lets me go balls deep and is still somewhat tight. My penis is 7 inches long, about 5 1/2 inches around.

>>7046957
It's a blow-up doll you shove an onahole into and fuck.

Want to get one of these things, but the only way to clean it would be in the big dorm bathroom. I can just imaging trying to speed clean it in the sink at 3am before anyone comes in and sees me.

>>7046535

The Seven is a bit tighter, the secret twins (Kana) feels better.

>>7046674
I'm barely 5", but I think I'm too thick for the Japanese models.

>>7046981
They are amazingly stretchy, you'll be surprised how much they can accommodate.

I thought for sure my penisforce would rip apart Kana on thrust one, it was fine.

>>7046832
>>7046981
Just using a random image to show how durable they are. The Japanese take quality control really seriously. Only onahole I fucked up was the evo 17 and that's because it's two separate sections and they got detached. I need to get a solder since glue just does not cut it.

forgot mah image.

But yeah you REALLY have to tear at it to cause a rip

>>7047051

>>7046957
>What I want is basically a big fig you can fuck

Didn't somebody make a Haruhi Suzumiya fuck doll a while back?

Are Eggs good? I'm thinking about buying the whole set.

How big do I have to be if I want to uterus fuck the evo17?

Does the seven have a uterus I can fuck?

can you feel your penis enter the uterus and have the ring tighten around you?

If yes for both, looks like I'll get both of them.

>>7047459
The seven has a chamber at the end, but there is very little resistance going into it so it doesn't feel like busting into a little 2D girl's uterus, I'm afraid.

>>7047453
Don't bother considering they're one use only.

It's not economical

Has anyone successfully made the cornstarch onahole? I tried it and it split in half on the 1st thrust, amusing but messy.

>>7048530
The texture was completely wrong and I tried 5 or 6 times one day

That was a sad day

>>7047459
I'd say between 5-6 inches to uterus fuck Evo 17 because it's not still so you press down the entire thing onto yourself.

Seven does not have a uterus chamber

I'm not sure, but you can feel the initial push

I'm looking at the secret twins and the seven. I don't know which one(s) I should get. I've already got a fleshlight and a Meiki OL. Both are pretty loose, they only feel warm and soft. Thoughts?

>>7048530
Try tapioca starch, it works just fine.

>>7049805
The Seven is a bit tighter than the Secret Twin Kana. Apparently Sana is tighter than either, but that one was too shallow for me, since I like to go to hilt as I orgasm.

> has a simulated uterus for you to push up against and ejaculate into.
Oh god yes.

>The closest thing to real thing, if the girl has some mileage on her, don't expect it to be as tight or as stimulating as the evo seventeen or smaller models.

Wait what? Does this mean its a loose used up design? I want a vice grip on my dick while being able to push up against a womb.

>>7048530
I successfully did it one time but with the "cirno mod" if you make the hole too small it will rip so you need to make it big.

um... you guys know "onna hole" is Japanese for "me speak cave man," right?

>>7049851
How deep is the Kana? It looks like 10-12 cm in the pictures, that's pretty short. I could actually bottom out in that...

>>7049993
It's about 14cm deep (according to my scale) without any stretching. I bottom out in the Kana, but it stretches enough that I can go full in without too much pressure.

>>7050199
I can just barely bottom out in that. I actually measured my dick. I'm slightly embarrased, but it is average according to the internet. I picked up both of the twins, and the seven (fucking shipping charges). I'm such a lolicon. I hope that customs won't send the party van after me when they inspect this order.

It's kinda strange that the twins come with pantsu. I guess they're just for the excitement factor. I already have some. Feels good. :)

>>7050379
You're afraid of telling us the size of your dick on an anonymous imageboard?

>>7050391
He might be, but I am not. I am >>7046965

>>7050391
Not really. 14 cm long, 10 cm around. Seeing as I'm a 27 year old virgin, you're the first to know the size of my dick. Awkward.

I rarely use my onaholes since they're a bit of a mess to clean. Hopefully I can start using the loli ones a bit more. I need to get away from my unlubed hand.

>>7050379

They're perfectly legal. If customs even opens it, I'm sure they've seen far stranger things than some panties and an onahole.

I'm noticing that most of the US suppliers charge insane amounts of markup, nearly 2x the retail price. I know they're not paying THAT much on shipping

I wonder how profitable it could be to import some of the onaholes places like ToyDemon don't carry (like the Seven, or the Secret Twins, for example, damn loli-haters) and resell them for about half the markup the others are adding on.

>>7050391

Anonymous or not, it probably still stings when someone calls you out on having a small dick, like its some personal failing you can change.

Actually, I'm kind of amazed. The have face lifts, tits jobs, stomach tucks, rhinoplasty, facial alteration, lipo, lap-bands, and so on, but not one plastic surgeon has figured out how to do a proper penis enlargement?

>>7051913
Come to think of it, it could be a very profitable business too.

Also, I'm new to this onaho biz.
What are the essentials I need to know before I go into this stuff?
I.E equipment, tips etc.
So far I gather I need the product(obviously) and a water based lube. And that I need to clean it often.

Every time one of these threads pops up I think to myself "Today is the day I get me an onahole", but then I see
>All items sold herein are legal in Japan; however, certain countries have restrictions as to the use and or sale of sex toys. We are not liable for any items that are seized or confiscated by any foreign government
and I chicken out.

Fucking hate living in the US sometimes, man.

>>7052056
Except currently in the US they can't do anything even if they do open the shipping container which is extremely unlikely.

>>7052088
What about that guy that got charged with sexual exploitation of minors for having loli manga delivered here from Japan?

>>7052106
Pretty sure he had CP as well, so they were just leveraging as much shit as they could to get him to plea.
I don't really follow this much as it's not something I have to worry about with loli not being to my taste.

My Tenga Flip Hole was opened and inspected by customs but it came through no worries.

>>7052056
What that refers to is the places where sex toys are actually illegal. US customs won't care about an onahole. If you're getting one with blatant naked lolis all over the box then ask them to remove the packaging if you're worried about it.

Salt Lake Airport put me on a terrorist watch list because I took a vibrator through customs.

>>7052247
I can think of at least 600 ways you could hijack a plane with just a vibrator.
Okay, it maybe closer to 0 than that.

>>7052265
You could turn it on and pretend it's a bomb.

>>7052229
Actually if customs is prudish enough they can confiscate the packages essentially on a whim as is the case here in Canada. There was a gay/lesbian sex store here that had to shut down because Customs Canada kept holding any merchandise they shipped in, despite court orders that it was all legal. Customs has a ridiculous amount of power when it comes to things like this.

>>7052283
You're right, I forgot that they can sieze things if they want to. I was only thinking about getting in trouble. Canadian customs is notoriously bad though.

>>7052314
Yes they are. Luckily its often a crapshoot as to whether or not they open packages at all to check, so there's that at least. And as you said it's all still legal so the worst that can happen is that you've lost some money.

>>7052314
>Canadian customs is notoriously bad though.
So far I have had pretty good luck, I suppose, in regards to customs not tearing my boxes asunder to find out what is in my box.

I stopped getting onaholes since I have a Seven now. I took a big risk on that one but I have it now.

>>7052138
There was a guy who was arrested for loli only, no CP.

>>7052088
There's a thing called 'obscenity laws' in the US which basically allows you to be convicted for ANYTHING as long as the average person thinks of it as not okay. Guess what normalfags think about loli onaholes?

>>7052918
He was actually arrested for 'obscenity', not loli.

Ah, obscenity charges, the 'obstruction of justice' of the sexual world.

I want to order a Seven... what does the shipping box look like?

>>7052933
Yeah, but loli was the source of the 'obscenity', even though he just ordered them and never planned to show them to anybody but himself. It was the loli that got him convicted, under obscenity charges.

What kind of boxes/packaging information do they ship from nls?
I doubt they plaster "rubber vagina" on the outside of the box, but I figure I'd ask.
Still paranoid about ordering one right now, but these threads keep making me want one.

>>7052918
Why isn't this well known here? Someone always has to explain what happened to this guy. I guess people here are in denial that such a thing could happen. Or just retarded.

Lesson is just download your lolicon stuff if you are into it. Sure they could probably get you on obscenity for that too, but all that software, music, and videos you pirate are far more likely to get you busted. All of us would be fucked if the authorities seized our computers. Good thing it never really seems to happen unless you are into 3D lolis, which I know you guys are not.

>>7052918

You can't be charged with obscenity if they can't PROVE you got it through the internet or the US postal system, which are government services.

Nobody can convict you for loli on your home computer unless it's specifically illegal, which it isn't in the US.

Hehe, sucks to live in USA, it seems.

But, well, if you can't buy on[n]ahole, yet you still want to diversify yuor masturbation, you might want to use condom.

>>7053089
>Good thing it never really seems to happen unless you are into 3D lolis, which I know you guys are not.
You think too highly of /jp/.

To people concerned about Customs, don't be.

I've imported things many times and unless there's a red flag, or if you get hit by a random check, you won't have to worry about customs searching your orders. Even then the only state to my knowledge in the US that has a ban on sex toys is Alabama. Also EVEN if they search your box and see all the stuff you're ordering, they might think 'hey, what a weirdo' and add it to strangest stuff imported, but you won't be put on a black list, they won't know who you are, there won't be an announcement that you ordered it.

As for the packaging itself, it's always a non-discript box and if there's a content description, they'll put 'baby toy' or what ever you want put on as it. My latest order was in an NHS wrapped cover and the inside was a sealed brown box.

Don't worry about it, it'll get through.

>>7053051
If he had it shipped through the USPS that's a crime.
Can't ship anything obscene through the USPS, though the odds of you getting caught are minimal. Private couriers only to be safe.

>>7053938
And by obscene here, I mean anything pornographic in nature.

>>7051913
You gain about an inch for every 30lbs you lose. Depending on your body type, there might still be hope.

>>7053958
So, if I become anorexic I'll have a 10 inch dick?
Time to start dieting.

>>7053975
I feel a book.

The 10 Inch Diet.

>>7054232
Oh god.

>>7054232
It'll sell, just because men want to hear it's that easy to enlarge your penis. Any NEET in need of income? Write it.

>>7054258
But how do I stretch "For about every 30 pounds you lose, your dick gets one inch longer" into 120ish pages?

>>7054268
Just make up some kind of bullshit story every chapter and throw in some lifestyle advice. Most of the content should be about diet and exercise.

I've been thinking of getting a fliphole for years but I'm too paranoid about the packaging since I don't get them directly.

Also, I imagine restocking and reapplying the lube gets frustrating.

>>7054299

Good lube doesn't need reapplying, and it lasts for almost a year.

>>7054313
Its not the lube that needs cleaning out, its the semen you're pumping into it.

>>7054299
Water based lubricants are rather inexpensive, but if you really want to, you can make your own out of glycerin, water, and xantham gum (both can be found at any drug store or health store). I personally do this because I like a thicker lube than is usually available.

Does anyone else buy a fleshlight and a dildo and put them into each other to pretend like someone's NTRing they're fleshlight?

>>7054412
>NTRing they're fleshlight
I laughed pretty hard
also
>they're

>>7054412
I busted a loli onaho on this while I cried with my head in my other hand.
http://www.sextoyshopping.co.uk/Mighty_Thor_Large_Vibrator.html

>>7054412
>>7054455
These produce within me, a variety of pleasing mental images.
And I'm not sure how I should feel about that.

I bought the Jenna Haze Swallow Fleshlight a few months ago. In short, I fucking love it. It has an awesome combination of super ribbed at the front with 2 soft bump parts and an ultra tight ending. When warmed, it feels like a really good deepthroat, it's incredibly realistic. The orifice turns me on as well.

Even if you don't have a dick-sucking fetish, I encourage anyone to buy one.

(If you're smaller, buy the can one, if not get the original, it's worth it.)


Well, I'm hard now from remembering it. Going to get to fucking it~

>>7054521
sage for viral marketing not that that means much in this kind of thread.

Prostate massage master race, have fun pretending you're on top while I'm with my dominatrix waifu.

>>7054654
Here is a fun thing to do when you prostate massaging yourself. With your other free hand if you are just using your fingers, masturbate lightly with a lot of lube as you get closer and closer to orgasm mainly from your other hand just keep going harder and deeper until when you know you are about cum as in one more thrust inside you and one tiny pump of your hand until orgasm, go as deep as your fingers will let you at the same time and you it will feel like the best thing ever because of how loose your ass will be as you are about to orgasm so you can go much harder and faster. You can even feel the inside of your ass just going crazy as you orgasm too since you have your finger in there the whole time. It takes more time but is really worth it.

>>7054654
I'm afraid I'm getting too addicted to anal pleasures. Whenever a normal ero scene comes up in an eroge, I can only think about how much hotter it would be if it was the girl fucking the protagonist instead. It's very worrisome, because I want to still be able to enjoy non-femdom eroge.

OK, seriously.

It's 2011.

Where the fuck are my sexy loli androids, Japan?

>>7054808
Your imouto lolibots keep rampaging and killing everyone
More testing is needed for the A.I.

>>7054808
Give them 40 more years, 50 to make a buyable model

Have any of you tried reusing lube bottles as condiment dispensers? I want to try that next time my family visits.

>>7055105
What.

>>7055105
Please tell me you're leaving the labels on.

>>7055105
Not him, but lube bottles look a lot like Japanese salad dressing containers.

>>7054832
well fuck. I will be long dead by then.

How long until we can plug our brains into a computer and experience virtual porn?

>>7055250
I don't think I would want to plug my brain into anything.

>>7053043
>I want to order a Seven... what does the shipping box look like?
Like this. The girl on the box isn't obviously loli (she's a cartoon girl after all). But the back has a line of happy children with backpacks on their way to school. It's just the pedoest thing, I laugh every time I look at my box.

>>7055315
Oh you said shipping box. Well it's a goddamn box like everything in the mail comes in.

For anyone concerned with customs opening the package and finding a picture of a little girl, wanta.net has boxless versions of the onaholes that have little girls on the box.

>>7046860
Finally took the plunge and bought one, $45 shipped was too much to pass up.

My dick hopes it's as good as everyone says.

>>7055351
Well, they used to. Maybe I'm not looking hard enough but I remember the Seven being able to be shipped without the box.

>>7055351
So does NLS, it says so right on ther FAQ, albeit in Google Engrish:
>In addition, if there is a demand, the exterior package of goods will be torn up, and it is also possible to wrap goods in a cushioning material and to pack them up.

>>7055052
So when I'm in my 70s, I'll be able to bang lolibots.

I look forward to my retirement.

>>7054791
more tips

>>7054791
I've been doing this in the shower every day, and I can get an entire finger in there no problem when I have it covered in lotion. But where exactly is my prostate? I've poked around, and I've been told that when I find it I'll know. I can stick my index finger up to the hilt, but nothing that gets me going. I cant even get a boner while fingering my ass which makes me annoyed, as when I think about sticking things in my ass I get a boner, but once I get through the trouble of doing it, I already lost it and it wont come back.

>>7055706
You feel like pissing when you push on it.
It shouldn't be very deep in.

>>7055220
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>>7055706
Gotta make a hook figure with your fingers

My Aneros Progasm finally arrived today. I'll be using it tonight, I'm hoping for good things. The size was slightly alarming even after using the Rude Boy but it should be magnificent.

>>7055706
mine feels like a medium sized lump about half a finger in and from there I just move it in and out and all around that area with a little pressure, just enough to get a little pre-cum out steadily throughout the whole thing which also serves as a little lube when your lotion has worn off and you need more. Also make sure you are comfortable and relaxed first, your ass should also be already lubricated. A fun way of doing that before getting in the shower like I did tonight was take a bottle of lotion with a small squirting cap and stick it in a little bit and just squeeze at full force, it really gives you the "pleasure of being cummed inside", and don't be afraid to really fill your self to the brim with it until it's just oozing out because no more can even fit for maximum pleasure. To get and keep your boner, just really get into it and use your imagination, think about the best looking guy/girl that you can ever possibly be fingered and jerked off by is doing that to you right then and there. I came in just about 10 minutes moaning in pleasure.

>>7055844
>my face when I have no lube
alternative suggestions?

>>7055867
spit. fap quickly, then use cum

>>7055867
hair conditioner. not shampoo, double check this because shampoo feels like burning when it touches the urethra.

>>7055867
Just use lotion.

>>7055885
>hair conditioner as lube

>>7055906
Use everything that is a liquid in your house as lube.

captcha: atagere combine

>>7055867
Water, Xanthan Gum, Vegetable Glycerin.

vegetable oil. However if you want an amazing but dangerous time, acetone.

>>7055950
Oh vegetable oil works REALLY well but it is just hard to get off when you are done.

>>7055867
yogurt, apple sauce or anything simular, just warm it up (don't leave warm yogurt out to long) Feels good man

if you don't mind getting banana on your penis you can use a slightly heated banana peel. one problem is that banana peels are kind of small so you'll probably split it along its seams.

>>7055915
>>7055919
>>7055950
>>7055976
An ice cube is fine too

>>7055950
As a chemistry student I have to ask, what the hell does putting acetone up your ass do for you?

Alright, I just took a shower and used lotion, and I could not find anything that made me feel like its a prostate, or aroused from poking around inside. I spend a good 40 minutes looking and nothing.

One thing that is probably affecting me is how my anal ring sort of stings as I shove a finger in there. I used a metric fuckton of lotion, but it still stings when I poke in. Its not my ass being tight, it stings if I stick one finger or two. I've been using moisturizing lotion, I do not know if I am in the wrong by doing so.
My position was standing up in the shower, with a leg up on protruding soap holder. I tried it again while sitting on the toilet, but it was harder to get it in deep that time.

>>7056120
That just means you have a virgin hole.

>>7056075
I thought we were talking about onaholes, not prostate masagers. Disregard the acetone then.

>>7056120
>>7056132

>>7056132
I've done this about five times before, and it still hurts every time. Its not even the good kind of deep hurt, its the annoying kind that prevents me from enjoying the pleasure of being probed inside.

>>7056120
Oh just sit down, that is the worst way to do it standing up. How can you be relaxed that way? A lot of the lotion probably washes off too. You will always feel a little pain when you first begin but as you go on it goes away.

>>7055867
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Xz5Rk-0RvQ

Xantham Gum, Glycerin, Water.
link related.

>>7056159
I've done it a few times, and it doesn't hurt anymore, just gives me the 'full little girl' feeling (which, admittedly, is kind of nice). But I'm not having mind-blowing moaning orgasms like I was led to believe, and certainly not hands-free.

I'm still not positive I've even found the right area, so I wonder if I'm just doing it wrong, or if it just takes a good while to get used to it.

Also, thanks for blurring my views on sexuality even further, /jp/.

>>7056159
Some conditioners contain chemical relaxers for hair, which burn mucous membranes.

>>7056184
You just have to get used to it if you are new to it, you will become more comfortable over time. And you're welcome I like sexual advice, it makes me happy. In fact if I could I wouldn't mind helping you do it myself, some hands on training would be fun.

>>7056184
it takes time.
months ago i wasn't really feeling pleasure from penetration. but after working at my asshole it feels great now. ejaculation via prostate stimulation is just a bonus for me. just get a good ribbed dildo, attach it to something, lube it up and ride away. if you dont want hands free, use an onahole at the same time. now that is mindblowing.

>>7056221
People are gross, I'm doing this to myself because I hate touching people and getting dirty. Otherwise I'd be a normal going outside having gay sex.

>>7056273
>>7056221

I see. I'll keep at it, then.

I'm picking up a Seven. Any other suggestions?

I was considering one of the Secret Twins, and maybe a Seventeen Evo.

Any reviews on these? I want to get one with a nice womb at the end (thus the 17 evo), is there one of the loli-style models like that?

So do you all use your onaholes as a masturbation sleeve? Or do you hold them stationary and fuck them?

>>7056355
You can't really fuck a Flip Hole very well, so you kinda have to use it as a sleeve. I've never tried any other onaholes.

>>7056355
Mostly, I use them as a sleeve. There are larger holes that are made to be stationary, but your typical hole here are made with your hand sqeezing down on them in mind.

Also, because I have no table or surface at convenient cock-height. They're all slightly too high or too low.

>>7056355
I fuck my seven. It's small and makes a good sleeve though. Fucking is more satisfying.

>>7056394

Same, I also fuck my Seven.

Maybe the brain is just wired that way, but when I keep the hole stationary and pump into it, I cum harder than when I just use it to stroke my cock.


...A lot of /jp/ers seem to have Sevens.

>>7056411
Because half of /jp/ wants to be the little girl, the other half wants to bang said little girl.

If only half A could achieve their dream, all of /jp/ would be happy.

>>7056414

>If only half A could achieve their dream, all of /jp/ would be happy.

Wait a second. I believe /jp/ said something about sexual relations being for impure sluts, and wanting to be pure maidens?

The plot thickens.

I got one with a loli design, I broke it by penisforce.

Expect to break your loli onaholes by penisforce.

>>7056440
Indeed. I would want to be the little girl with the rich onee-sama.

>>7056442
That's what happens when you manhandle a pure, delicate loli hole with your filthy viking penis.

>>7056440
These people are too lewd.

It is all about the hugging and holding hands.

>>7056355
I fuck them, as it feels much better.

I could rub one off just as easy with my hand, so I'd rather go the extra mile and fuck the shit out of the sleeve.

>>7056319
Looks like they have a womb on the end by the look of the cross section pictures. I'll probably pick one up as well.

You are all pathetic. Your current weight is a good trajectory of your life style. You'll be working at a dead end job (cashier at a grocery store) for the rest of your life because you don't have the discipline, motivation and initiatives to strive better.

Most likely you're friendless or perhaps you hang out with a couple FAT otakus. During your spare time you watch anime, doodle anime, or play shitty visual novels to try and create an imitation high school experience.

You wished you had a boyfriend, but no man would orbit remotely close to the stench of your vile, dead fish vagina that smells like buffalo chicken.

>>7056505
You do realize that almost all of /jp/ers are skinny (boof is the exception) Most of us don't spend that much on food, especially neets. Why should we spend lots of money on food when we can spend it on stuff we would better enjoy?

>>7056480
>you dumbass

>>7056505
lol, what copypasta is this from?

>>7056505
Sounds like you're projecting. It's okay though, no one here cares about what you think of yourself.

>>7056505
>vagina

>>7056505
Wrong thread?

>>7056516
/cgl/.

>>7056442
There's an explanation for this. While the Middle East was busy preserving and expanding scientific knowledge and the Far East was inventing everything good pre-electricity, Europe reverted to something resembling modern Africa. They spent over a millennium selectively breeding those physical traits best suited to raping each other's women as savagely and painfully as possible.
What I'm saying is that it's a foregone conclusion that your barbarian conqueror penis wouldn't fit into anything under 16 and that you're a jerk for even fantasizing about it.

>>7056521
Enjoy your joy.

I just tried out the Progasm. Slid in nicely and felt good and full (I'd still like a bit of a fuller feeling though). But yeah, really nice. I'm looking forward to spending the next few days rolling around in bed getting to know it.

>>7056534
Oh, that's why you used "fat".

I'm finally moving into my own place next month.
The first thing I'm doing is ordering a few onaholes as my reward for achieving "responsible adult" status.

>Captcha, you're a fucking traitor.

Just ordered a seven. DHL doesn't usually open packages, do they?

>>7056664
Customs opens packages, not shippers. That said, it's not illegal, so who cares?

Did anyone notice that this post is practically stickied?

Did anyone notice that this thread is practically stickied?

You dont know shit about loli vagoo if you havent one of these
http://en-nls.com/pict1-26132-9999

>>7056710
The video is hilarious, especially at 31 seconds.

http://www.e-nls.com/pict1-26132-12001012

How do these things come packaged?


Would be somewhat embarrassing for this to come to my college PO Box or home address and have visible content stating what's inside.

>>7056749
I ordered mine from Toy Demon and it came in a plain Priority Mail box that had "PDT Inc." as the sender.

>>7056749
Mine came nicely packed in an adequately sized plain brown box. I had to pick it up at the post office.

How is it possible there is like 50 different "large" masturbators, all full-grown women?

Where is my loli-proportioned equivalent?

>>7056749
it really depends on the export declaration.

sometimes the invoices are packaged, so at the end point all you can see is the sellers address

>>7056754
Did you have it sent to a PO Box, or can you have the post office hold onto something for you if you're expecting a package?

I live with two roommates, they open packages. Which is in unimaginable cockblock.

>>7056762
I think you can have the post office hold packages for you but I'm not exactly sure how. I think when you track the package there's an option to have the post office hold it contact you instead of trying to deliver. I had to pick it up because I was sleeping at the time the mailman tried to deliver.

Fuck you /jp/. I just bought one of these. $45 shipped I hope its good.

Fleshlight was far too soft for me as I've fapped with some $8 for a long time and apparently its really tight and I'm desensitized as fuck.

The twin set is actually appealing but its creepy as fuck that it has breasts on it.

Where can I buy a 7 or 17 in the US without being price raped?

I used toydemon.com to buy my onahole. Decent prices :)

>>7056773
The seventeen (and its Evo) can be had on toydemon, but like all american retailers they charge nearly twice retail price for them (2499 yen = 30 dollars, vs. 52 dollars on toydemon).

If you're buying one thing, it comes out as a wash, I suppose. Anything more (like say, tossing in a Secret Twins or a Seven) and you save a considerable abount by ordering from Japan.

The problem you'll have is this: I have yet to find ANY american retailer that sells the Seven. So if you want one, you'll probably have to import.

>>7056773
Err this was meant to be pointing at the Tenga coupon 'MUSTHAVE'.
>>7046860

Anyway I see the pricing for the japanese website and toydemon is the same for the seventeen evo, which is still $52 either way.

Maybe if I don't like the tenga I'll cave into buying a seveteen evo.

>>7048530
I've tried several times and never gotten it to work, it's either so brittle it shatters or not solid and falls apart.
>>7049827
Isn't that really expensive

>>7056793
If 2 dollars a pound is expensive, then yes.

>>7052056
There are sites like jlist that sell onnaholes in the US.

Don't let repressed republicans fucking scare you, there are porn stores in in america that sell blow up dolls and fake vagainas and all sorts of shit.

Sex toys are legal in the US.

I wouldn't buy a loli toy and import it. I'm not paranoid enough to think that would get you vanned, but it might be enough to have your name on a list for investigation.

>>7056789
Yeah that is exactly what I was thinking.

Maybe just opt for a private courier since I'm paranoid like a tard after that one incident for obscenity that people have already mentioned.

Watched a Loius Theroux on how pedos are locked up forever (although all of them commited sexual crimes) was frightening as hell too.
One one hand they all seem like perfectly sane people, but all of them are in for serious things. It's just that they are sent to a mental hospital AFTER servicing the prison sentence and none of them ever leave. They are treated as sub-human too, it's crazy.

DON'T MOLEST KIDS /jp/.

wasn't there a hongkong/mainland site that would sell the sevens without its box?

It turns me on that some customs guy had to open my box and look at my loli masturbation aid.

>>7052056
>>7052088

Customs does not give a shit about your loli fuck toy. As long as it doesn't explode, have drugs hidden in it or isn't an agricultural hazard then you're good. Sex toys are pretty common objects that are shipped and screened through an FIS with no issues all the time. So relax, nobody from ICE or CBP is gonna kick your door down because of your loli onahole.

Appropriate captcha: >anial integrity

>>7056796
The problem is there is no source of loli toys unless you import. None of the sites that otherwise sell holes sells things like the Twins, or the Seven.

So odds are some random guy at the customs office knows I like to fuck silicone tubes. Last time I checked, a silicone tube is not a loli. It's a silicone tube. I'll do what I please with it.

>>7056799
NLS does, too. Just ask them, and they'll toss the packaging and ship it in bubblewrap. Once I even got a bonus furoshiki (one of those cloths they wrap everything in).

NLS are good people.

Okay, I normaly stick to /co/ but I've noticed that people on /jp/ seem to sage everything.

What do you guys have against bumping threads?

>>7056823
You sage when you don't think your post is worth bumping the thread to the top for.

>>7056821
I agree. They have sent me some great stuff. And I'm about to order some more bondage equipment.

>>7056826
Am I wrong in thinking that's a pretty telling statement about the self esteem of an average /jp/ user?

The only time things get saged in /co/ is when someone wants to make a comment without keeping the front page, usually because the thread has gone bad or was a troll thread to begin with.

I don't see how idle chit-chat isn't "worthy" of bumping a thread through

>i now know what an onahole is
goddamn weaboos

>>7056844
Because it's off topic and contributes squat to the board.

>>7056844
I choose not to sage when I feel the thread I am posting in deserves to be at the top of the first page. Frequently, this isn't the case. Sage just sits in my email field by default; a lot of other people keep noko+sage in theirs. Saying it has anything to do with self-esteem is a stretch; it's just how the board works.

>>7056844
That's pretty funny that you're reading so far into it.

It's just the proper usage of sage. We're just the only board that seems to understand what it was originally created for.

Anyone have a courier service?

>>7056857
I guess you guys are a lot more slow moving as well, on the larger boards if you aren't bumping your thread with every post it will fall to the second and third page rather quickly, and from there it's dead.

>>7056844
I think it says more about your opinion of yourself that you think your off topic posts are worth a bump on a slow board.

>>7050379
What is the difference between the two twins? And how do they compare to the Seven? I'll probably just get one from the three, so I wanna know how they compare.

>>7056927
Kana's mons pubis is more protuberant and her vaginal canal is slightly deeper while Sana boasts of child-bearing hips at such a young age already.

I love the Tenga White. It's already gotten a lot of use, I wouldn't hesitate to recommend it.

I just finished with my second prostate massage of the day and it came out covered in shit, its going to be a pain to clean up but by god it was worth it.

>>7057147
>covered in shit

This is why I don't want stuff like that. That turns me off so badly, I probably won't ever use it again.

>>7057152
I felt the same way, honestly. But you get over it surprisingly quickly.

Covered might not be the right word. Like an inch of it had nasty smear but I just cleaned it then and it smells and looks new.

>>7057152
>>7057156
With anal toys use condoms. Assists with clean-up and overall cleanliness in extended play sessions.

>>7046363
Does anyone have this picture?

>>7057152
i've been into this stuff for years and i've never had a mess happen. just make sure your colon is emptied before playing. you may even do a quick enema if you're extra concerned. it shouldn't be necessary though if you're regular and eat enough fiber

I think that taking a small douche before anal masturbation is a very good investment of time. Not a full enema, just around a cup of water pumped into your rectum through some kind of syringe, and then expelled a minute later. This doesn't take long, and removes almost any risk of encountering anything unpleasant during your anal exploration. Which means you can relax and just focus on making yourself feel good, instead of having to worry about disgusting accidents and other things that would only serve to turn you off (unless you have a scat fetish).

>>7057337
I'm the guy who had shit on his massager. It's the third time it's happened in 4 years. I usually do an enema too I just couldn't be bothered this time and I've rarely had problems in the past without one.

It's not a big deal to me anyway. It isn't pleasant but it's not like it is so hard and a big pain to clean. I don't want to scare off people who have an interest.

>>7057381
I tried this once and it gave me cramps and liquefied the poop farther inside and made it messier

I think I did something wrong

>>7057404
Sounds like you took way too much water, and possibly too hot or too cold. If it's more than half a liter, it's more of an enema than a douche. And with an enema, you have to be very careful that the water is the right temperature (actually, you should make sure either way, but even more important when using that much water), that you don't try taking too much water, that you don't let the water go in too quickly, and that you give it a lot of time to expel. I'm not a nurse or anything, but I think that ideally, you should at least have 10 minutes to do the enema, 10 minutes of holding it in, and 10 minutes to make sure you get everything out. Therefore, it's way too much trouble to do it every time you want to do anal play.

A douche, on the other hand, shouldn't take more than 5 minutes total, and is all you really need, unless you're going to take 20 inch dongs for some weird reason.

>>7057441
It was less than 1/2 cup and it was warm. I don't know. Maybe it was too little and I didn't hold it long enough. It was the only time I've done that and I didn't follow any directions.

Can anybody recommend an onahole/ fleshlight that'll fit my size cock? [8 long, 6 3/4 around]

Or am I just shit out of luck? Because these things look uncomfortably small for me.

>>7057522

Try the R-20.

>>7057549
Thanks bro

>>7057549
>>7057560
Actually, I just checked and it said it was only 7.5, even though that's 0.5 of an inch, I'd like to go balls deep if I wanted to, you know?

>>7057565
We discussed this earlier in the thread, you just need to gain 15 pounds, and you will lose that extra half an inch.

>>7057571
Being 6'3 and 195, I'd rather not as that'd make me chubby, something I do not want to happen again

>>7057578
You have to make some sacrifices to get maximum enjoyment from your onaholes.

>>7057584
Yeah but I'm not sacrificing my well being or cock size so I can fuck a lump of latex better, yeah, no thanks

>>7057616
Awfully serious, aren't we?

>>7057633
A little, and a little drunk

Has anyone else combined vibrators with onaholes?

I just take a cheap $15 vibrator and put it inside the onahole. It's not enough for hands-free masturbation, but feels good, man.

>>7057910
see
>>7054412

Alright /jp/,

How would a shut-in like me go around getting condoms? Its embarrassing as fuck to take them to the counter, and I have no one to buy them for me.

inb4 steal them, not gonna happen so any suggestions?

>>7058476
Amazon?

>>7058476
Ordering cheap one online works well. I bought a pack with 100 of them when ordering a bunch of sex toys, just to make sure I have a stable supply. The chance of them breaking is probably higher, but I'm not too worried about getting pregnant because the condom I put around my dildo broke while it was in my ass.

>>7058499
> but I'm not too worried about getting pregnant because the condom I put around my dildo broke while it was in my ass.
If only you knew, if only you knew Anon.

>>7058483
>>7058499

I appreciate the advice... I guess I'll just have to acquire them from one of those condom-dispensing machines you find around public restrooms... and abide the consequences so I can get a sloppy wack.

Wait, why is buying condoms embarrassing?

I could see if they were labeled something like "PROSTATE MASSAGER SHEATHES," but it's not really a secret that people have sex. For all they know, you're just being a responsible adult.

>>7058556

If the cashier smirked at me with some smartass remark like "Getting lucky tonight?" or some shit like that, I'd fucking kill myself.

>>7058556
Never underestimate the power of paranoia.

>Oh god, they'll know, it's obvious, when you look at me, there's no way they'd think I'd have a girlfriend, they can see through me, they'll know by how nervous I look that I'm going to do something shameful with these. Wait, did the cashier just smirk? Stop mocking me! Leave me alone!

>>7058556

Because most of these people have the mindset of minors. Its pretty silly


The cashier does not care. She does not see you as a person, she will not remember you buying condoms after you leave the store. She will not go home and go "oh man this guy bought condoms today at work what a loser!"

I'm probably a bigger shut in then most of you and even I can get over this shit


Anyway I have a bit of money coming in from income tax so maybe I'll order the 7..

>>7058581
Yeah, Exactly!

You are not important, /jp/, no one will notice you if you go outside and interact with people.

It's not like you have a big sign over your head saying "This man is an Otaku, redicule him."

>>7058581
>>7058651


Sadly, I live in a small town and most people know each other pretty well. Guess I'm really fucked, huh?

>>7058659
More like, you'll never be fucked. ;_;

>>7058659

I really doubt its bad enough that if you buy a pack of condoms at +20 the town isgoing to call you out on it

>>7058698

You have no idea...

Bulk from the internet then

>>7057997
Not quite what I meant.

You stick your penis in the sleeve, and then shove a bullet vibrator in there with it.

>>7058856
There's a few that are designed to accommodate a rotor, but it will work fine with most of them really.

Only things like the Seven, or the secret twins (i.e. the loli models) where they're exceedingly tight--then you might run into issues.

>>7059091
I've always been interested into those. But how effective are those? Considering they have to go through a thick layer of silicon.

>>7059849
I don't have experience with the models specifically designed to work with a rotor. I tried sticking my girlfriend's wireless into the far end of my Kana--it added a little sensation, but it mostly just got in the way.

All I have is aTwins Kana and a Seven though, so I can't really try it with a non-loli hole.

I've tried a bullet vibe in one of the smaller onaholes. Did absolutely nothing.
Maybe if I try it on a fleshlight it'll be better.

>>7060022
Wait wait wait, you have a girlfriend AND a lolihole? Are you also Superman?

>>7060344
I do too. I use my lolihole and fantasize about my girlfriend while she's asleep next to me.

>>7060384
Of course you do.

I dont have any money for these things nor would I risk anyone opening my mail.

So whats the best fruit to stick your dick in?

Are these things worth it /jp/? Or should I just buy an onahole?

>>7060485
Watermelon.

Alright, so I got a coupon for some website and was looking through it and found the Cobra Libre. The premise has me interested, seeing as it's not like other shit out there, and I'm gonna give it a whirl.

Has anyone tried the autoblow?

It reminds me of this, which I've always wanted since seeing it.

>>7061010
Looks like a power tool.

looks like an inhaler.

I heard it was terrible.
Don't think its worth that much.

>>7058561
I have the misfortune of working as a cashier. I don't give a fuck what you buy. I only look at it to sort how to bag it.

Anyway some tips. Find a young male cashier. Women and older males like to talk. If said guy does say something, just say your girlfriend made you buy whatever embarrassing item you have. Works like a charm. Really you could load up on condoms, lube, pantyhose, tampons and enemas if you want.

I don't speak for all cashiers though. But if they give you shit, they suck at their miserable soul crushing job. Go to a big box store, they sure as hell won't remember you. You can do a good 300-400 transactions a shift in one of those.

I'd rather just buy condoms online or something and avoid going outside.

>>7061108
This interests me, link to the product?

>>7061108
>Autoblow Boku no Pico
>For those that enjoy a smaller mouth
lol wut

>>7060344
Only when I'm not wearing my glasses.

But no, I was at a convention, and she had "Inuboshi" written on her arm. She's pretty and wasn't in cosplay, so I started chatting her up.

>>7062218
Well, that's certainly one way to advertise that you like little girls.

>>7062959
I'm impressed, to be honest. It's probably subtle enough that only people interested in that particular...topic...will know what it means.

How do you guys deal with your nails when fingering yourself? I want my nails to be as short as possible, but cutting them makes them sharp.

>>7062218
YOU LUCKY MOTHERFUCKER
>>7063855
...file them

>>7061108
Interesting.

http://www.roboticblowjob.com/productDetails/autoblow-blast

This video is getting me hard, and it's only $99 for what it does.


... Damn it 4chan.

>>7064220
>realistic robotic mouth
This alone made me laugh, because images of the most unfitting robots popped into my head.
"Danger, Will Robinson!"

That robot thing looks wimpy. Just a simple up and down motion with some jelly bumps.

>>7062218
Something tells me this is the kind of pairing that leads to the parents that post videos of themselves sexing up their kids years later.

>>7059091
So what sets the loli onaholes apart is the tightness?

In addition to 17 and 7, I'm seeing 15 and 11 - anybody given them a try?

>>7065371

Something tells me you already an expert in such matters.

>>7065810
I ordered a 7, 11, and the sana twintail. I'll find out soon enough..

>>7065371

That's ridiculous.
We would never do anything like that.

Uploading those things to the internet is just stupid.

>>7061302

Are you serious? Cashiers put themselves into fucking trances just to get through the day. I bought lube, condoms, saran wrap, hot dogs and hot sauce at a small connivance store and the guy didn't even blink.

They don't care.

Not that I was doing anything with all of those items simultaneously

But still, I mean if there's one customer you'd remember, I'd me me.

Next week I came in and bought a lighter and some chicken, same guy checked me out, he didn't even remember me.

>>7066539
Oh, I remember you. I should have known you were a /jp/er too.

I won a purple elephant plushy from a skill crane the other night when I went out for dinner. It felt awkward having people look a me and smile, but at least I'm not lonely in my bed anymore.

>>7066539
Fat black women care.

>>7066580
GURR, SUM WAIT BOI CAME INTA DA STO AN WAS BUYIN CANDAMS! HE DON LOOK LIKE HE GOT NO GURR YANOWAMSAYN?

>>7066615
No kidding, they always question what are buying even if it isn't any of that stuff. One day I was in the dollar store and there was in fact a fat black girl working there. All I bought was 2 bags of tortilla chips, a bag of ginger snaps, an energy shot, and a few boxes of Sugar Babies and she looked at me like she was going to kill me and was like "WHAT YOU NEED ALL THIS STUFF FOR TOGETHER AND WHAT IS THE LITTLE BOTTLE DRINK THING SUPPOSED TO BE?". I just told her to mind her business under my breath and left, never going there again.

>>7066753

This happened to me last weekend.

I was buying some glycerin, xantham gum, some junior mints (love those) and a coke from walgreens.

Fat black woman, of course. Rings me up while FUCKING READING THE BACK OF EVERYTHING I'M BUYING.

Gets it in the bag finally, "What you need all dis stuff together fur, anyuway?" and staring at me like I just murdered her fucking dog.

I swiped my card and said "Well I use the glycerin and xantham gum to make sex lube. The coke and junior mints are to confuse nosy cashiers." Grabed my bag, turned and walked away.

Throw it back in their smug, stupid faces.

We hit the bump limit

>>7067352
They're always so nosy.

Though, once one told me I had something in my hair, albeit rudely, but thanks to her I didn't have to go to my doctor's appointment with twigs and leaves on my head from when I walked under a tree.

I am disappoint. Bought 'First Love' and it's too tight, can't feel any pleasure :( Sexually frustrated, heading downtown to find broken-in whore.

>>7067477
>First Love
>it's too tight
Maybe they're trying to teach you something.

So, how do you fellows heat up your onahos? (if you do)
If I rememebr correctly, isn't there a tenga product which heats the hole?

>>7067422
New thread?

Hey guys, if you are nervous about buying lube and condoms from a normal store then go to a pharmacy.

>>7067655

Ill make one when I get home if no one else has.

>>7066615
>>7066753
I actually just brought lube for the first time on Monday. Black woman at the checkout didn't comment or even seem to notice at all.

Seriously, nobody gives a fuck.

>>7055867
if you get cum and keep going then use that.
spit or soapy water can work too

I just got mine in the mail. Ordered the Sana Twin Tales one, asked for the box to be thrown out before being shipped and got just that. Now I'm regretting that decision since the package came in a plastic DHL box-bag that they seal completely before mailing. I could have been gawking at the box art like a dumbfounded idiot but instead I got a plain old brown box.
But anyway, the important items are all there. Now if I could stop staring at its sultry figure, maybe I'll get to tenderly caressing this piece of latex love. With mah cawk.