/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I wish to be the little girl with meaty thighs.

/jp/ has shunned the game because the devs are making changes to the elin.

I'll never pay monthly fees to waste time.
I can perfectly waste time without paying through other means.

Changes to delicious Elin make me uneasy about it.

En masse already said their "westernized" version would remove Ellin from the game. They also aren't modifying any of the end game grind because that's a Korean experience that westerners embrace.

>>7051585
>En masse already said their "westernized" version would remove Ellin from the game.
Minor cosmetic change = removing the race now? Fascinating.

>>7051585
They said they might change it. There was a poll on the website in which 8x% of the people said that they didn't want anything to change, 1x said that they would accept different clothing options.

What's the change?

Elin race is a huge selling point for me...

>>7051594
http://www.tera-online.com/forums/showthread.php?t=15185
Heres the thread, its not a large number of people what so ever, but hopefully they take that as, that is their player base, and they better listen so they get some money.

>>7051596

Nobody knows yet.

Explain these Elin changes and give sources please.

Though I'm not worried personally because I got bored with the beta. Combat gets boring for each class around level 10 or so and it becomes just another MMO. I saw no real reason to play this game. PvP doesn't look good, PvE is watered down. Not interested.

However, I am interested to see what they'll do to Elin since that's the only reason I was even remotely interested in this game.

All my hope lies in (blade and soul) without a doubt.

>>7051605
>Explain these Elin changes and give sources please.
The developers are concerned about reactions to the Elin. Removing them outright was off the table quite quickly and now they're looking at cosmetic changes. None of the changes have been displayed yet, so their extent is currently unknown.

Here, have a thread:
http://www.tera-online.com/forums/showthread.php?t=15162

>>7051605
granny panties and much less revealing clothing. also rumors that idle and skill animations will be toned down significantly.

>>7051627
those disc animations are more adult rated than anything else in the game.
seriously.
I can't even believe the amount of sex appeal in those animations.

Otherwise, game has potential, but will probably never fulfill it.

>>7051627
>Changing the idle animations
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Those were really cute.
>You can mod the game
Everything went better than expected.

Wait, what the hell is this? Strike witches the MMO?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqxokMDftQU

Pretty obvious why they think people would freak out over it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sltjhZa_jY0

If the gameplay is good when it comes out I'll play it, but most of the bosses in the OBT were boring.
I mean PSP2 is harder. MHO is quite a bit harder than that.
After the healer buffs good lancers can basically corner a boss for ranged to fire at.

>>7051672
fucking delicious.

>>7051672
>Light purple clothes
>Light blue hair
hnnnnng

>>7051626
>We have one of the more controversial races, the Elin, which is the cute little girl, so we're going to be modifying the art on that to make it more appealing to the Western audience.

>Elin
>controversial

WHAT? How is she controversial?

Elin that most un-loli design of all the "little girl" characters in all the MMOs currently operating in the western market. The fact that Elin race have thunder thighs already puts them out of the "herp derp pedophiles" gray area. What the hell are they going to do? Give Elin race bigger breasts?

I have a feeling that this is all part of some marketing ploy to get us all riled up about their game...

>>7051692
The whole not wearing pants thing could be a dealbreaker.

>>7051683
No kidding.
>hips
>heels
>tracing her finger along the disc

In America isn't that already 16+? Not fooling anybody with that.
I'd rather them just change it a bit and have people mod it, personally.

>>7051692
Short and Flat = child.
Let alone the no pants and seductive animations.

>>7051692
>You can have LITERAL 10 year olds running around naked in mabinogi
>Can't have 100 year+ old short with correct body proportioned character with DAT ASS

I mad.

>pedofags = told

>>7051702
Yeah, society at large tends not to buy the "but she's really 1000 years old so it's okay" line.

>>7051716
Then what is society fighting about? Disagreeing with you liking a certain body type? America is the land of the free. The only thing wrong about hating lolicons is that they "prey on THE CHILDREN." Children are innocent, ignorant, and can't make decisions on their own. Ellin are hundreds of years old and don't have a very childish figure. Whos rights are you protecting? Those of a fictional character?

>America is the land of the free

That's it.... I'm outta here.

>>7051724
>Those of a fictional character?
Fictional people are people, too. Just ask Australia.

>>7051730
I.....
>>7051736
Well in America...

>>7051724
>Disagreeing with you liking a certain body type?
You must be some sort of genius, figuring it out like that.

>>7051730
Freedom unless someone throws out the race,women,children cards. Then you have no freedoms anymore.

IN AMERICA...
(sorry no bandit Keith)

>>7051724
The land of the free is full of self-righteous bigots who believe the only freedom is that which they agree with.

Hey guys, ever heard of VIDEO GAME board?
Hint: It's >>>/v/

>>7051672

>Pretty obvious why they think people would freak out over it.

Not obvious to me at all... That looks completely tame... I've seen worse on the XBOX 360.

>We have one of the more controversial races, the Elin, which is the cute little girl, so we're going to be modifying the art on that to make it more appealing to the Western audience.

and... That's the end.

Anyone who willingly pays a company like THAT a monthly subscription does not deserve to have money. Ridiculous. I really hope none of you are going to support that crap.

>>7051752
Nobody gives a shit about supporting the company. People want to play the game.

>>7051749
>Cosmic break threads allowed
>VN threads allowed
>occasional vindictus allowed
>No Tera
Cool story bro.

>>7051757
get the HELL out and take your shit posts with you

>>7051758

>>7051752

Fully agreed.

>>7051756

There are some companies deserving of my loyalty, but they're certainly not on that list.

>>7051756
I feel damn sorry for those people then. En Masse should rot with their old politician type ways. I knew they would be changing Elin from the start, and I know exactly how the game will turn out in the long run, and how the company will react. It's like a puzzle. Anyway, if you enjoy the game, and truly enjoy it. Aside from looking at the characters.. I suggest you do some searching.

>>7051752
Fuckin signed.

Am I the only one who wish I could hit his dirty moralfag's face?

>>7051749
but /v/ doesnt talk about videogames

>>7051803
Thats extremely close to a trollface...

Is this the extent of it?

>>7051810
Found on the forum.

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>>7051814
>SUPER LONG PANTS
Ew what the fuck is that shit?

>>7051814
Well, sign me out then...

>>7051810
Kawaii as fuck

>>7051814
Oh god what the fuck where are my ears why are you fully clothed oh my fucking god what

>>7051814

Where did the cat ears go????

Fuckup 1: Named race ELIN
Fuckup 2: Fucking with said race to appease normals
Fuckup 3: Elin really look like retarded poser-anime-babies anyway.
Fuckup 4: Why aren't you looking at B&S? Lyn are clearly superior in every way. NCSoft won't fuck with their design for the English releases. Game will be much more polished in every aspect. Believe it. Wait for it.

>>7051810
This one pisses me off the most because it insults me the most.

They think they can play me like that? If they were going to make such a minute change, why do at all?! And fact of the matter is that it's a big deal for me. I can't live with that.

I don't even know who the other camp is! Who are they making these changes for? Who's speaking out against Elin race? Who's whining about how they currently look?

>>7051828
Basically that, I'm sure anyone posting the fact that their censorship will only HELP Blade&Soul will earn a perma ban along with post delete.

>>7051814
Without the ears that face looks creepily ridiculous, at least, more than it used to.

>>7051724
>America
They're changing them because of Europe, though.

>>7051571
How is all this shit /jp/ releated /v/fags?

>>7051814
Umm... taking away the ears makes them look much more like children.
Pants can be hot, but odds are they will look like shit. Pretty disappointed.

>>7051828
B&S is over a year away for Korea.
Korean 'release' MMOs usually don't even pass for beta quality anywhere else in the world.
Yeah, I'll be long bored of TERA by then.

>>7051843
Well definitely not France then.

>>7051850
>lolis not related to /jp/
>Touhou

>>7051850
Fuck off moralfag. You should be banned from /jp/ for not liking lolis.
Retards like you are the reason why everyone hate /jp/. Go fuck yourself.

>>7051854
Korean MMO . Not /jp/ related. It's /v/ shit,

>>7051865
lol what the HELL does /jp/ have to do with japan??

>>7051865
Fuck off.

>>7051861
Go suck some Korean dick.

Korean MMO is not /jp/ related.

>>7051874
Go back to /v/ you stupid little fuck.

>>7051852
It isn't as far away as some people think.

The long wait is finally over. NCSoft is set to launch their CBT of Blade & Soul around the end of April. OBT is scheduled to happen around August to October. NCSoft is hoping the announcement of the CBT for Blade & Soul will pull some attention away from its rival, TERA. However, most online gaming media has recognized that Blade & Soul has been causing quite a stir and the reactions and feedback from players at the recent G-Star event speaks for itself. Blade & Soul has had incredible amounts of feedback and very positive reactions from the gaming community. Many foresee NCSoft retaking a solid grip on the industry after the success of Aion and the now imminent MMO giant, Blade & Soul.

NCSoft is improving with their other language version releases. I'm expecting very good things to come out of this release.

Also team bloodlust is amazing.

>>7051877
Ne, anon, the one who says go to /v/ is the one who should go to /v/.

>>7051875
>>7051877
Go fuck yourself worthless scum. Nobody cares if it's corean or not. The loli content is what matters. It's also released in Japan. DEAL WITH IT.

>>7051854
>>7051861
Never change my brethren.

>>7051883
Why do you suck dick and die?

Korea is shit, You must be a Korean. /jp./ is not for Koreans Eats some shit and dies with your Korean MMO thread.

Not /jp/ releted. Fuck off back to /v/ asshole.

>>7051889
Just because it wasn't made in Japan doesn't mean it's not /jp/-related. Don't be retarded.

>>7051889
Do you need a hug?
I can help you take it easy if you'd like.

MMOs live here..

Even World of Tanks was very popular in /jp/ for months.

>>7051889
>He thinks that /jp/ is about japan.

>>7051889
You are the only one who cares. Just hide the thread and fuck off back to your OHAI YO faggotry threads.

Why don't you people just ignore the newfags who think they know what goes on /jp/ and what doesn't? It's your own fault for responding to them.

>>7051810
>>7051814
shops /jp/

this what people are HOPING will happen. THERE ARE NO LEGIT/REAL/LEAKED PICS of the changes they will be making, the community manager said they may even leave it as is AND its EUROPE THAT IS THE REASON THEY ARE MAKING THE CHANGES. NOT AMERICA although it may still be changed in that version as well. Give it a few weeks and there should be more news on the matter.

Taking bets on whether I get banned or not?

>>7051905
It says in blue
"Is going to B&S. Good luck enmasse."
Since you can't read it.

>>7051904
No it's more like people making speculations to create NERD RAGE everywhere to make the dirty moralfags developers understand that censoring will only create an uproar.
Europe? Hahaha no. Europe is less likely to care about nudity than AMERICA.

>Femanon
Last month, I went to a toga party where I made out with a bunch of girls, and two guys (one of them being gay.) My boyfriend made out with the same girls I did- one of those girls had a boyfriend.
The boyfriend took initiative and made out with me.
Since then there's been sexual tension between us since we were considering a partner swap.
His girlfriend decided not to since he was more interested in me.
Him and I have hung out once since the toga party, kissed a little bit in a coffee shop- nothing much.
Now, for the story that happened two nights ago.
>Meet at the mall.
>Talk for like, 6 hours about our sexual tension; but try not to make anything of it (since his gf and my bf are now against the idea of a swap)
>He very much still wants to fuck me.
>Walking around mall, he stops and makes out with me.
>I hate PDA's.
>Go to awesome secret area outside the mall to get some kissing done, nothing else.
>He starts pulling my hair while we're making out
>I go down on him
>Make out more
>Fucks me from behind.

I texted my boyfriend later on saying I was bored and asked him to come pick me up (this is still while we're outside)
Turns out he was waiting for me the whole time, but on opposite side of the mall.
He will never know.

>TL;DR- Meet guy at party, sexual tension after making out at party, we hang out; I get fucked.

>>7051910
wrong.. thread?

>start dating girl
>ex of mine wants to hang out
>we chill, go see movie
>leave movie early because she wants to fuck and theater has people in it
>fuck her in car
>never talk to her
>break up with girlfriend out of guilt, never tell her why though

Felt like shit afterward, never doing it again.

>>7051909
No that was entirely confirmed, but as I said there was very little confirmed or verified for that matter. The pic I posted is a shop and so is the one I replyed to. Yes it is nerd rage. Read the thread.

>>7051916
/jp/ related, fuck off

I fell in love with my current girlfriend (A) while cheating on a very serious girlfriend (J).

J, as we'll call her, was wonderful. She was my first "normal" girl. Not a nerd, not poor, not a tomboy. She was a popular drama student at my shit-tier midwest university.

My freshman year, I kind of creeped on her by telling one of her friends I wanted to "unwrap her like a Christmas present." The beginning of sophomore year, while kissing during spin the bottle, she told me she always thought it was cute.

Pussy eating followed.

We started dating, and were adorable and romantic the whole time. She was about 5'2", deliciously chubby, with thick thighs and breasts large enough to match her outrageous laugh.

Sexually, she was the first remotely satisfying partner I'd ever had. Her blow jobs were especially wonderful; the often-spoke "chubby girl" blow jobs that make your dick feel like its floating in a soft envelope of flesh.

After an entire school year and summer, her nagging and insecurities about her body and my fidelity were too much to handle.

>>7051909
Whether they do it or not, just the THOUGHT is enough to make me regard them as complete idiots not capable of running a mmorpg correctly.

We broke up, and had some heartwrenching break up sex to seal the deal. I'll never forget how her pussy burned with such intense heat, and how her fists clutched and punched at my chest as she squirmed in mix of pleasure and hatred beneath me.

Of course, I never would've left her if it hadn't been for "S."

S was blond, 6 feet tall and had rock hard abs. Bitch was bad. She popped hella pills and didn't give two fucks about her classes, or her spot on the volley ball team. Under the guise of helping her write a sociology paper, I managed to get in my first almost-orgasm while fucking her in front of her masturbating roommate.

She cheated on me several times, and while I knew, I couldn't really bring myself to care or find proof. Her alcoholism and drug use continued, and I cheated with J a few times out of depression.

After a fist fight, I left her, and began the long road towards reuniting with J. But not before I threw the most ass-kicking Christmas party ever and met the girl I'd eventually want to spend the rest of my life with.

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>>7051910
I don't even know what this guy is so mad about.

>>7051932
The funny thing is that when you finish spambombing this thread I'm going to repost it out of spite.

The trumpet player from my high school ska band brought in this petite little minx from the nearby rich county. "A" went to an all girls school, and impressed me with her knowledge of literature and music.

I ignored "A" to try to fuck this 17 year old freshman from State U. When that failed, I started messing around with a 26 year old art student (pictured) who made me hate myself for a few weeks.

Eventually, "A" and I started talking on AIM. We got to know each other, told jokes, and discussed possibly hanging out. I invited her back up to town for the annual 'con, but her social anxiety flared up and she just couldn't face that many people at once.

Bitter, I fucked the first fatty I could find. The next morning, depression set in. "Nobody will ever love me like "J," I thought. That evening, I poured my heart out to J, begging for another chance.

>>7051940
U MAD?

"J" took me back, but made me jump through more hoops than the last time.

While I whimpered and whined, "A" confessed her love to me. I sneaked away for a weekend and met up with her. After getting kicked out of her dorm and forced to sleep in my car, she grabbed my dick and told me "It felt thick."

I knew I was in love.

We started sleeping together during our first attempted hang out. Trying to "Just be friends" wasn't going to cut it with her. While "J" was away for the summer on a study abroad trip, we fucked like animals whenever we got the chance.

Our feelings were real, but the rush of cheating on "J" was too much to handle. I started trolling for pussy pretty much everywhere, and managed to rack up quite a kill count by the time "J" returned.

J continued to nag, while talking about our future. Marriage, moving out west, children. I wanted all of those things with J, but she was too controlling and insecure for me to ever be happy with her. A and I fucked on and off during my senior year, and she became more insistent that we start a relationship.

In the spring, I finally left her to be with A. There's some more drama to it, along with a hefty amount of crazy from "A," but I've honestly never been happier.

Plus, skinny girls have god-tier dick riding skills. Can't argue with that.

>>7051933
They're just wary about general retardation on the part of Americans. Remember how much shit Rockstar North got in because of that stupid Hot Coffee thing?

I can't believe you people don't want to just rub your dicks all over those thunder thighs! Fuck, I know I do.

However, I respect that your opinion may differ from mine, and whatever preference you may have, different from mine or not, is acceptable to me

>>7051945
Nope, but clearly you are. You're the one currently expending effort to "get back" at us in the thread. Tantrums worked on your mommy, but they don't really work here.

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>>7051932
Is this an attempt to spam this thread to death with copy pasta? It'd probably work better if you at least put sage in the email field.

>>7051938
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>>7051914

>he doesn't know how to hide a thread and move on with his life

>Shitposter shows itself
>report
>One less person to shit up /jp/

>>7051909
where the fuck have you been anyway. Haven't you've heard about those loli law bans in the UK. It is Europe. Enmasse is thinking of leaving the same changes in the US because its controversial not illegal. Hence the nerd rage. Wait for more news the fagots higher up haven't said anything yet because of GDC.

>>7051947
But I did, not that you'd know, hotglue retard

>old fashioned /r9k/ foreveralone
>friendzones, friendzones errywhere
>friends all get relationships though
>they ALL cheat on their girlfriends, while also getting cheated on
>know that I'd never cheat, if only I could get a chance to prove it...
>find this thread...

I hate you people, I fucking hate you people. Some of us can't even get ONE relationship and yet you all casually go behind the backs of your girlfriends and cheat on them. And deep down, they must want that, otherwise they'd go out with the guys like me, the ones that wouldn't even consider cheating on them. No. We were left to rot in the friendzone.

I would pray for Karma to sort you out, but clearly there is no such thing.

Eat shit and die.

I mad.

>>7051950
I want to, but Lyn are much more delicious. So instead of rubbing my cock all over something tainted by enmasse, I'm going to hold off a bit and blow my load all over myself when B&S comes out.

>>7051952
Say that to my face not online and see what happens

In high school I slept with two girls who had been best friends since elementary school.
For a few weeks I kinda juggled back and forth making plans to fuck one or the other.
Then one day they hung out.
Both of them talked about the guy they were fooling around with.
Didn't realize until they hung out again a few days later that it was me.
one of them said something to me and I said "So? I'm not in a relationship with either of you, this is just for funlike we agreed when we started."

or something like that.
Continued to fuck both of them.
on got a boyfriend a week later.
and the second wanted a relationship and I wasn't having it so she eventually stopped hanging out with me.
Partied with her the other day.
We're cool.

No drama, just awesome sex.

>mfw I sotra miss high school

never cheated on anyone I was in a relationship with though.
First girlfriend cheated on me and I went all emo for about a year.
Never will I cheat on someone.

>>7051966
Picture of Lyn please? Too lazy.

>>7051966
Eh, the Lyn faces I've seen all look a little derpy in the screenshots that I've seen.

>>7051965
Well I'm just hoping my country (France) shows they have balls and use the original since France is the one that would had been the less likely to censor the shit of the game. You just have to see some of their comics.

But I'm posting /jp/ related video games, same as you, why you mad?

I have the ability to get girls, women and have relationships.
I am currently in an amazing two year relationship with a girl that I love and have never cheated on.
Does my straight forward approach during high school lable me as scum?

I think you just don't realize that there are people out there that can get women and not be complete assholes at the same time.

When you are in the friend zone rmember that you're disguising your lust for the girl by saying that your her friend.
if you want her tell her.
ask her out on a date.
you're being misleading if you don't ask her out.
and that makes you an asshole.
Suck my fat cock.

So besides the delicious thighs, do the other races have advantages over any other?

Skills, stats, item restrictions by size, etc. Or they don't do that stuff anymore?

>>7051672
Well, they've got my cash .....

There's being direct, and there's polygamy.
You went behind each of those girls backs, and probably made their friendship strained because of how you interacted with them.

note: friendzone isn't friendzone if you don't ask out then get an "I want to be friends" style response. I have asked out every girl I ever considered as worth dating, and I did get friendzoned every time. Big deal, it sucks and I've been depressed over it, but I don't care any more.

I still have my principles and if things were magically different and I could attract any girl I wanted on command, I'd still stick by them and only have one relationship at a time.

and no, dumping them because you want to fuck someone else still counts as shit.

You were certainly scum in the past, but your attitude with your current relationship seems to indicate you've moved past that.

I could be wrong, though.

>>7051986
They have the delicious flat chest. That's a huge godly attribute.

>>7051981
/jp/ isn't "japan/general" anymore. It's otaku culture, and this shitty korean mmo is big in the otaku scene.

I'm sorry if you don't like it but that's just the way things are.

>my face when pedos think freedom means being able to fuck 10 year old girls with no consequences

>>2172751
and you, I felt like you when I was young.
I felt exactly the same way.
Then I realized that I was uninteresting and unattractive.
I started working out, running, playing sports, reading more, worked on being more social, developed skills and interests besides the internet and random bullshit.

Develop yourself.
Its probably your fault that girls aren't interested in you.
Use that fact to improve yourself.
use your anger to change into a better person.
then be the guy who will never cheat on a girl and can actually get one.
otherwise you're just talking.

but realize that your one contribution to the nice guys who aren't losers pool will only change things for maybe one or two girls.
The world will still look just as shitty for all the guys who are like you are now.

Fuck you this shit makes me so mad.
this is why I was on r9k all the time haha

>>7051988
want to know how to make /jp/ even more mad
sage every post you make. they will hate that

She started "Dating" and fucked a friend of mine right around the time I broke up with "J." Apparently I waited too long.

After telling her what a fucking slut she was, she started crying and admitted she just didn't want to feel so weak after all I'd put her through. We eventually got together again.

But not before I fucked a whole bunch of girls. "J" and I almost had sex again when J found out about these girls, and there was a huge shit storm with my circle of friends. I was a shut-in for the last 2 months of college, and "A" was the only person I talked to regularly.

Right before "A" and I were supposed to have our first date, "J," who'd been putting me through hoops again over the ordeal, wanted to hang out. I got super sloshed and when "A" called me at 2am like she always does (even while J and I were dating), "J" made me tell her I was with "my girlfriend" and that I couldn't talk.

"A" was understandably crushed. The next day, we still went out. She went on a two-week road trip with a friend, and apparently fucked some girl in a submissive relationship. Her "dom" came home and barged his way into it. She wasn't totally cool, but said she would've felt better about it if she had any confidence in our relationship.

She's confident in our relationship now, I guess. I'm not as worried about her fidelity as I probably should be. I couldn't really talk shit even if I wanted to, and its better to be worried about my own honesty than hers.

>>7051997
>Implying you can stick your dick into a computer

>>7051997
Sorry but you can't do that in TERA Online. Go look for Koihime Musou to fuck lolis.

>>7051999
I'm just saying that Black Ops is /jp/ related too, why you mad?

Dat earz

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>>7052014
>implying my dick is not stuck in the computer fan just to prove you wrong.

>>7052018
I prefer elin to this personally...

>>7052011
Back to /hotglue/ retard, you don't even know how /jp/ works

Dating girl for about a year and a half. I always want new pussy but it's tough with a pesky gf breathing down your neck all the time. So I was on a hookup thread on /b/ one time and met a girl about 40 minutes away. I drove to her house late at night and fucked the hell out of her. It was awesome. I love 4chan for this. Me and the girl met 2 or three more times. She's so 4chan so she didnt give a fuck about me having a gf, she just wanted to do some kinky ass shit. mmm I need pussy. Single now btw. Feel bad about it but im young god damnit.

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>>7052024
Let me fix that.
>Implying you can put your penis in a loli through your computer

I didn't even know they were friends until they told me.
I did nothing underhanded.
They both still chose to be with me after they knew.
Fuck you and your assumptions.
I would have only tried to get with one of them if I had known.
alternatively I would've asked if it was alright if I had known.
I told all the girls I fooled around with in high school that it was just for fun, I was not looking for a relationship, and it was not exclusive.
They chose to still be with me.

>>7052016
I'm sorry sir, but you just seem to be spamming the thread because you don't like it.

Forgive me if I'm wrong though. I've never played Black Ops so perhaps it does involve High School and sexual intercourse with women.

Thats called giving up.
and what you call "trying for years" was doing 5 push ups a day and watching a movie that you didn't find out about in a commercial on cartoon network.

You should never stop trying to improve yourself.
Don't do it for the girls.
Stop caring about doing it to get girls.
Start caring about yourself.
Stop being so damned lazy.
I have to go to work now so I won't be able to see your response, but it'll probably detail how hard you tried.
Just like the fat fucks who go on some fad diet for two weeks every couple months and then talk about how they've "tried everything" and nothing works when the only thing that does really work is the one thing they won't try.
Having some fucking composure.
Will power.
Doing something every day without fail, constantly challenging yourself.

Stagnation is worse than death.

They don't look derpy to me. They are very expressive especially in motion.

>>7052034
Oh you have done it now~
Where the fuck is that picture of that dude with the usb connected fleshlight and 3d loli..
One of you bastards must have saved it!?

I wonder how easily it'll be patched/modded. Maybe people will find ways to implement the old models if they change them?

>>7052041
Double standards much?

About two months after we started going out, one of my girl's friends called her in the middle of the night whining bout his girl problems, and drove over to her house. she sneaked out, got in the car, and listened to him complain and cry (I'm guessing he was crying). then apparently when she gave him a hug, he started kissing on her neck and on her stomach and stuff, before she said she told him to stop. she told me this in tears the next morning, but I told her that it was okay, that I still loved her. The guy told her that I could hit him if I wanted to, but I declined, trying to be the bigger man about it. He told her that he was just trying to "get some" and he thought she would go for it. Honestly I'm not over it, and it's been two years. They work together, and she is still friends with him. Just thinking about it makes me want to punch the guy. I don't know if thats all that happened, but really I don't know if it's true, because she told her friend more details than she told me. I do trust her though, I really love her, and I have forgiven her. It's him that I can't forgive, and I have a problem with them being still on good terms.

>>7052048
I don't know how that's a double standard. If you created a Black Ops thread and someone appeared to be spamming it to death I'd let them know the same I have done here.

I'm just trying to be impartial.

>>7052027
There are more images of elin because they are much further along in development. They already released in Korea. They also have less clothes, but I have a pretty high standard when it comes to 3D models since I animate them.

>Baby-sitting.
>Invite my boyfriend over.
>We fuck in the basement to keep from waking the little one up.
>Orgasm three times and forced to stopped by the oversensitivity.
>Finish him off with a foot job.
>He came on me and licked it off.
>We shared it in a kiss.
>Insanely hot.
>He leaves.
>I'm still horny and start masturbating on the couch.
>Little one catches me.
>Asks what I was doing.
>I explain the best I can without being overly smutty or making it sound like it was something dirty.
>She asks to try.
>In moment of sheer stupidity brought on by my horniness I agree to show her.
>Ended up eating out a young girl why she fingered me.

Well, it kind of started out with me not consenting, but I enjoyed in the end.

My boyfriend of a year was stuck out of state because I moved and he couldn't follow me until his probation was up. After living being away from him for 6 months months, I met this guy in my creative writing class. He was tall, attractive and obviously into me. We got along really well, but I made it clear I had a boyfriend. We still hung out though.

Went to his house one day. It was just us, no parents or anything. He tried teasing me (Biting my neck, scratching me, etc.) and it was working, but I still pushed him off and said no. He kept pushing and pushing, and when he lifted my shirt up and grabbed my tits, I pushed him and off and got pissed. He held me down and said, "Look, you want it and so do I. If this is the only way I can have you then so be it." He grabbed my wrists and tied them together with some shoe laces he had in his pocket.

I kept saying no and begging him to get off me while he was kissing me down my stomach. It was hard fighting off the moaning and deep breathing. He pulled my shorts off and started fingering me, I was beginning to lose it. He got on top of me and bit my neck a few times as well as whipping his dick out and rubbing it against my slit through my panties.

He kept asking if I wanted it, and I kept saying no in a half serious tone, half moan. I was so fucking turned on. He just laughed and shoved his dick inside me. I gave up and moaned and begged for more. I couldn't resist, I hadn't been fucked like this in 6 months. It was great. I had a really strong orgasm that left me shaking.

That was two weeks ago. We haven't fucked again, I don't plan on it either. I'll report his ass for rape if he tries that shit again. It was hot nonetheless.

I could go for a black cock right now

>>7052055
Unlearned kids always love throwing tantrums.

I party at my friend's place, girl keeps looking at me so we start flirting. I sit with my arm up, she snuggles under it and puts her leg over mine. We talk a little bit more, I go outside to get some air, she comes with. I bring her to my car, we start making out and touching. She doesn't want to mess around in my car so we go back to the house and act normalish. She ends up jumping in the same bed with me that night. We kiss more, I finger her, she starts giving me a handjob then blows me for a few minutes, we stop because there are five other people in the room. We wake up, I call in sick to work, she doesn't have anything to do. She follows me home, I bring her to my room, take off all her clothes. We kiss, I finger her, suck her nipples and play with her tits then go down on her. She really wants to fuck by this point so I throw a condom on and start pounding her from behind and fingering her asshole. She comes, I use her body for 15-20 minutes after until I finally finish. She wants to hang out after, I dodge. I haven't spoken to her since or after. Wish I did, she was a good lay. 30 minutes after, I call my gf, tell her I love her and proceed to treating her like a queen for the rest of our relationship. cheating made me a better boyfriend, sadly.

I can't blame NCSoft for it. They don't want the bad publicity or flak from the oversensitive media and soccer moms.

>>7052058
Feel free to do so
>>7052061
>onry animu and mmo spam allowed xD
Nazi

I spent the night with my friend while my girlfriend was out hanging with the obnoxious cunts she calls friends. My friend's girlfriend got off work early and asked if she could come over, I protested but he said she wouldn't get in the way and they wouldn't ditch me to have sex I reluctantly agreed and he told her to come right over.

She was there maybe 30 minutes before they went off and had sex leaving me alone to watch shit on Youtube for a good 45 minutes. Once they returned and apologized the evening continued at a fair pace. We pulled out my friend's parent's liquor cabinet and popped the back panel off to get something to drink.

After a couple hours of drinking in the game room they were getting frisky again. I knew shortly they'd ask me to leave for a while.. They broke their kiss and whispered to one another and nodded "here is comes" I thought but I was wrong, my friend simply turned to me and with an embarrassed grim he said "kiss her" she turned around and moved towards me. Before I could react really she was beside me and we were kissing, or well she was kissing me because I was pretty much paralyzed. One hand on the back of my neck and the other around my back pulling me in, it was hard at first but soften as I relaxed. Before I knew it my hands were looking for the bottom of her shirt looking for a way to gain entry. Suddenly my I feel my friend's hand on her shoulder and he pulls her back into their own kiss, leaving me panting and a little dizzy.

It quickly became more than a little awkward as I realized they were both looking at me. All of a sudden my friends hand shoots out and takes ahold of my arm and pulls me closer to them. He stopped kissing her, put his hand behind my hand and pushed his mouth into mine, sloppy and wet from their kiss and absolutely horrifying to me considering I've never so much thought of kissing a guy before. She works her way behind him and starts rubbing her hands down to his waist and suddenly she bites his neck, he drops his head back ending the lip lock with me. She pulls his shirt up, then lowers her hands and unbuttons his jeans.

Quickly she spins him around so that pushes him back towards the wall with me behind him. I turn his head to make out with him over his shoulder as she took off his boxers. There is a sudden gasp from him as she had dropped to her knees and licked his cock. I wiggle out from behind them to spare him having my harden cock pushing against his back. She almost immediately takes my hand as I'm free and pulls me closer. Excited for what I thought was coming, I start to unbutton my jeans but she stops me and pulls me to the floor beside her. She pops his cock out of her mouth, smiled and kind of motioned towards it. I figured after kissing the guy blowing him wouldn't be so bad. I take it from her and slowly put it in my mouth, Such a strange sloppy, warm taste, I have to admit it was pretty great. She stands up and starts kissing him again, he pulls her top off and tosses it across the room.

I've been looking forward to it for a while, still looking forward even after the change.

Hey lesbianfag/bisexfags/femafag.

Nobody gives a shit nor cares about your 'feeeeeeeeelings' being a scum or a bitch or an overall trash just because. Your way to relieve stress by spamming /jp with your shits are still shits in our eyes.

Fuck. Off.

So wait wait wait wait wait ... let me get this straight. It's a Korean MMO on a monthly SUBSCRIPTION? No bullshit cash shops? No PVP ruined by 12 year olds with mommy's credit card? Just pay as you go everything is available for everyone equally? AND the possibility of rabbit lolis in Strike Witches attire?

SIGN ME THE FUCKING HELL UP!

Unless they make changes to the rabbit loli in which case they can blow themselves.

I'm having a bit of trouble sucking his cock so I keep looking up to them for inspiration. He has one hand in her panties leaning over to suck on her boob. I feel the other hand on the back of my head forcing his cock deeper into my mouth to my throat. She had seemed to take control of her own enjoyment and is riding against his fingers. I can feel him tensing up but I'm 100% into it now and want him to jizz in my mouth but she wasn't ready for him to and started pushing down on his shoulders until he ends up on the ground and without a word rolls over onto his back. She drops down on top of him and he eagerly goes to work on her cunt. I set back and just watch for a couple minutes before she directs me towards his cock again. I had completely forgot about it and how awesome it was in my mouth. I crawled over to it and start going back to work on it.

Before long she is moaning, her toes curling. He's bucking his hips trying to get his cock further into my mouth, I beside to help him and pushed down too. Suddenly her orgasm hits her and she explodes with ecstasy. At nearly the same moment he comes, one, two, three streams into my mouth.

I pull back mouth closed tightly not wanting it to get everywhere, while she falls forward onto his stomach. Realizing they were going to help me here I was forced to swallow it. After a few moments of just sitting there she gets off him and pushes me back on the floor, she tugs my jeans and boxers off and starts jacking me a little before putting the head of my cock in her mouth. She went to work and I came quickly not realizing how horny I had been. She swallowed my load and I gave her a look knowing what it was like now which she returned with a smile.

We spent the rest of night just relaxing making light of what had just happened.

tl;dr I cheated on my girlfriend.

>>7052063
It's not made by NCsoft.

tera will suck

>>7052070
>>7052064
>>7052060
Yeah, but Black OP's belongs in /v/. It's not anime styled or have lolis as a main aspect. Also, all you are doing is copy and pasting /r9k/ thread comments, theres no discussion. You are spamming.

>>7052064
Kid logic. It doesn't make sense to adults normally.
Also, notice how he is getting nicer in his replies? His tantrum might be ending soon. Did he get a diaper change maybe?

I don't think the changes are that big of a deal, I'll play it for a few months until something new comes out.

>>7052093
Why do you even bother?

>>7052075
Did /hotglue/ trip just got mad?

Ok, /soc/, here we go, this is not a faggotry troll post and is indeed tested and legit! For newfags, here is a simple step by step instructions in order to play this game:

1) Join the website on the picture
2) Validate your free account through e-mail
3) Once logged in, join our 4Chan /soc/ group (password is triforce, so it will only be 4Chan people there)
4) Search for /soc/femanons/bros in your city using your zipcode. The place is huge so you'll find someone close to you and maybe someone that you may know for sure.
5) The rest is your pure imagination, engjoy /soc/! ;)

Tera looks pretty good, but I doubt it'll have the staying power of things like Guild Wars 2. It's being released at a bad time of year.

>>7052098
Play the korean version. You don't have any friends to play with anyway.

Seriously. Don't support that shitty company. Let them sink into the ocean where they belong.

God damn you, /b/. I fucking hate you. I've been noticing how you've been fucking with my head, making me see memes everywhere, and now it cost me my job.

I used to work at a pizza joint called Papa Gino's, which is a chain here in New England. Today, two guys came in, and they were very obviously a couple. Never in my life have I seen people this blatantly gay. Now, I'll be the first to admit that I'm a bleeding heart liberal hippie treehugger commie bastard, and I'm even bisexual myself, but DAMN these two were gay. Everything was going fine, right up until I served them their food. Instead of the usual "enjoy your meal" bit that I usually say, /b/ seized control of my brain.

"There you are, guys. Enjoy your AIDS." As soon as that A passed my lips, alarm bells went nuts in my head. But it was too late. I didn't realize what I had just done until I had finished speaking. The two guys just stared at me in shock for a momment, and I went pale. I knew that my days of free pizza and all the Mountain Dew I could drink were over in that one instant.

The two dudes go DIPSHIT. My manager comes over, and there's screaming about hate crimes, bigotry, lawsuits, and one of them even stood up and threatened to beat the shit out of me. We got into a fight, and my manager got scared, and said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air.

I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!"

I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.

>>7052109
I might just do that, the Koreans are the ones who made the game anyway.

>>7052109
Is the localization being managed by a second company?

And girls want to fuck alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasnos you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you fucking touch her beyond that?

Yeah, I'm fucking her.

The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly aks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?

Yeah, I'm fucking her too, even harder.

The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?

er decorate her apaal level you'll never get to see first

>>7052096
Oh you trash is actually a trash troll with nothing to do, or definitely actually not important in this life, having too much time by being overall a stain in both family and society.

As expected of a trash. You are not a sight that please anyone's eye.

ATTENTION NEWGROUNDERS,

FACT: NEWGROUNDS WAS FUNNY WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS' LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING DEMOCRAT AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO PEDOPHILES ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER CAMWHORE THEY'RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED SCREENNAME BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR SUPPOSED "GOOD SCHOOL" IN THE MORNING TO BUY MORE POT TO SMOKE DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIMMY AND THE REST OF HIS FRIENDS TAKING RITALIN AND ADDERALL AND PROZAC EIGHT TIMES A DAY BEFORE TAKING A CASUAL PASS AT LOCAL, STATE OR NATIONAL GOVERNMENTIAL FIGURES, LEGISLATURE, OR STRUCTURE TO APPEAR EDGY AND INTELLIGENT IN FRONT OF YOUR BUDWEISER-SNEAKING, LIMP-WRISTED, NEAR-TO-COLUMBINE SOCIOPATHIC "DEEP" FRIENDS WHO PLAY THE VICTIM WHEN THEY START LOSING ARGUEMENTS SIX DAYS BEFORE THEIR BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT SIMPLY BECAUSE SCHOOL TRAMP NUMBER TWELVE WOULDN'T GO UNDER THE BLEACHERS WITH THEM TO LET THEM GET TO SECOND BASE BEFORE THEIR THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY.

It was looking good for a while but Blade & Soul has it beat hands down.

>>7052115
English localization and WESTERNIZATION (termed by said company) is being done by enmasse entertainment. A bunch of normals who bend over backwards to define the game perfectly under social norms. They just want to make tons of money off an MMO they thing is going to take a good portion of subs from WoW. Little do they know...

>>7052122
You just mad that marines are more kawai and /jp/ related that your korean grindfest video game

when I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the fuck out of her.

By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her pussy was bleeding, and I’m fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.

When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly.

I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I has actally hit puberty 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face.

It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over face and chest.

Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick and tossed it to her.

I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of highschool kids did it.

When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.

...god I’m fucked up.

I don't really see myself playing it that long, but I'll try it once it comes out.

>>7052130
And I loved how they darted around the question of what 'westerization' actually was without managing to mention anything about it at all.

>>7052131
I see marines every fucking day. Tell me about kawaii and uguu why don't you, ya fucking scrub?

Hey /hotglue/. I don't mean to sound like a racist,

But what the hell is up with black youth? I ask this because of a few events that happened today. I was sitting in my English class this afternoon when a knock sounded at the door. Mind you, this took place about a half hour AFTER class started. Lo and Behold the person knocking was the only black student in my class. This is the first time this week that he actually showed up for class, and he sauntered in like he was early for class. He took a seat rather noisily and basically caused the class to pause until he settled down and finished saluting his homies.

Class continued as normal until assignments were handed out. That is when he started to speak. My god, /b/, I have never heard a more blabbering, mumbling person speak in my life. I couldn't understand a damn thing coming out of his mouth. The few things I DID understand were him asking the difference between an "illusion" and "allusion", and his apparent hatred for homonyms. After the misunderstanding was cleared he then went on about how 'bling' his shoes were until the class ended. During the class he also claimed that the name '50 Cent' is a metaphor.

So I ask this of you /b/, why can't black people learn to speak and/or pay attention? Why do they care more about their 90$ piece of shit 'bling' batman shoes than learning? I live in a town where there are at most 20 black people, and 90% of the ones I've been in the same room with could fit right in with the racial stereotype.

it'll die out in a few months, just like any other korean mmo

>>7052113
You need a VPN and a verified account. Meaning you need to know someone in Korea.
Those accounts you buy for $10 are most likely made with stolen KSSNs and tend to get banned.

>>7052127
at best, 1 entire year away. for the average, 1.5 years away. No one is going to play TERA that long.

>>7052130
No, they are banking on the western selling model where you have to buy a $50-60 box in order to play.

Calvin lay there in bed, next to his tiger. His fourteenth birthday was tomorrow. He was getting older, puberty striking at his mind, voice, and body. He kissed Hobbes on the cheek, puling him closer and thanking him for being his friend.

Then it happened. It had been happening often since he was thirteen and he had no control over it. His erection tented his boxers, pressing against his friend's rump.

"Stop.." Hobbes mumbled with a growl, pushing him away.

Calvin turned onto his back, pulling his under shorts down and revealing his standing pillar, about five inches. Average, he figured.

He shook Hobbes awake. He didn't wake easily and grumbled and growled, but eventually sat up. "What, Calvin?" He asked angrily, wanting very much to go back to sleep.

"I love you."

"I love you too.." Hobbes said awkwardly. 'What is this about?' He wondered.

"Do you really love me?"

"Yeah, why?" Hobbes sat up further, sleep forgotten.

"I want to mate with you.." Calvin blushed.

"Wait! What? You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air.

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the liscence plate said "fresh" and had dice in the mirror. If anything, I could say that this cab was rare, but I though "nah, forget it, yo home to Bel Air"!

I pulled up to the house at about seven or eight, yelled to the cabbie, yo homes, smell you later. Looked at my kingdom, and I was finally there, to sit on my throne, as the Prince of Bel Air.

Looks really nice, I'll probably play it for the graphics alone.

Look at this butthurt normalfag, I bet he's for the Elin changes too.

I can't even believe how mad he is. He's like 20 posts-long mad. I've haven't seen that much mad in months. How do you even get so mad?

I mean, he even showed up right at Euro time. On a weekend. How are you sad mad so early in the morning? I mean, you even woke up early to be mad. Not to mention all good /jp/ers wake up after noon, or at least aspire to.

If you're going to be mad, you could at least be mad responsibly. Try and find legitimate things to be mad about instead of being mad that you don't belong on /jp/ and don't know what belongs on /jp/. Goodness gracious, it's like officially mad-o'-clock in his room.

>>7052154
What is your purpose? You realize you're only keeping the thread at the top of the first page right? Is this a tantrum or a seizure?? lol

Because JPEGs are more heavily compressed than other image formats, their information is more volatile and likely to expand at high speed through an unchecked buffer, poorly allocated resource or any other available system space. I'd guess you're probably losing image data through one of these means.

You see, when you load a JPEG into memory, the EXtra colour Information Format (EXIF) header is loaded into RAM in order to prepare the video prebuffer for the incoming high-speed flow of colour information from the uncorked JPEG. If your bus isn't ready for this information, the rapidly decompressing file information can flow through other parts of your system.

Ordinarily this isn't a problem: as a matter of fact, JPEG was designed for this sort of thing. Older computers couldn't handle the explosive power behind the fledgeling image decompression algorithm, so rather than fight it, image experts invented the Jampacked Picture Extraction and Gathering (JPEG) protocol. They cleverly decided to allow the image data to spray wherever it would, knowing that after the extraction phase would send raw data all over the inside of the computer, the gathering phase would locate it all and reassemble it into an image. With the advent of faster computers the delay between spray and collection is so small as to be unnoticeable, while newer and bigger video cards are more capable of withstanding the onslaught of colours.

Still, the primary weakness of this algorithm is the haphazard placement of decompressed data. There's just too much of it to channel through normal means, so any loss of data containment results in corrupted images. In your case, it would appear that you're losing image data through the empty hole where your goddamned shift key should be.

I like the combat system a lot, but there are more games coming out with similar systems that wont have these shitty localization choices.

>>7052159
$60 for this? They really think they'll be able to get a decent profit with that?

>>7052159
I'd just rather wait for the Japanese version then we can make a english translation for it too. At least we know Japan won't censor the lolis.

>>7052165
I think he's tsundere. All he's doing is making sure everyone sees the thread, while including a nice filename to be filtered.

>>7052165
I'm not expecting /hotgluer/ to know how nokosage works, check your enciclopedia dramatica if your interested

I don't want to start a holy war here, but what is the deal with you Mac fanatics? I've been sitting here at my freelance gig in front of a Mac (a 8600/300 w/64 Megs of RAM) for about 20 minutes now while it attempts to copy a 17 Meg file from one folder on the hard drive to another folder. 20 minutes. At home, on my Pentium Pro 200 running NT 4, which by all standards should be a lot slower than this Mac, the same operation would take about 2 minutes. If that.

In addition, during this file transfer, Netscape will not work. And everything else has ground to a halt. Even BBEdit Lite is straining to keep up as I type this.

I won't bore you with the laundry list of other problems that I've encountered while working on various Macs, but suffice it to say there have been many, not the least of which is I've never seen a Mac that has run faster than its Wintel counterpart, despite the Macs' faster chip architecture. My 486/66 with 8 megs of ram runs faster than this 300 mhz machine at times. From a productivity standpoint, I don't get how people can claim that the Macintosh is a superior machine.

Mac addicts, flame me if you'd like, but I'd rather hear some intelligent reasons why anyone would choose to use a Mac over other faster, cheaper, more stable systems.

>>7052165
S/he's a trash. A trash will remain dirty in anything until a maido clean them up. Therefore, he's just trying to justify his existance as a trash by posting many trash.

>>7052159
Oh shit, you have to pay 60$ for the disc too? Fuck.

>>7052127
Blade and Soul is confirmed to be a standard hotkey MMO with all the impressive looking stuff actually being scripted fights that have little more involvement than quicktime events.

At least Tera has a different basic system than MMO #391.

>>7052169
then why are you so mad?

Has anybody ever tried cooking with their own semen?

About a month ago I got adventurous and decided to fap into the frying pan, using my semen in place of little extra butter I usually put in the pan when I'm grilling grill'd cheese.

I didn't notice much difference in flavour when I tried it, although it definitely didn't taste any worse.

Last night, however, while in the process leading up to grilling two sandwiches for lunch for myself and my sick mother, I noticed my neighbour's 13 year old daughter changing in the yard next door (our window sort of faces out into the neighbour's yard, the suburban layout of our community is somewhat strange), presumably after getting out of the pool. I got the urge to fap and decided to encorporate it into my cooking again in secret.

My mother did seem to notice a difference in flavour for the better - I nonchalantly told her I used a different butter, which in it's essence wasn't entirely a lie, I just didn't specify it was my nut butter. I'm not about to outright lie to my mother.

I consider myself a respectable man of principles, you know.

Even with the change I really want to play it. The market is pretty dry right now and needs something like this to bring some life back into it.

They have to be retarded to butcher the key selling point of this game. Without lolis this is a generic korean grindan shit.
Pre-ordered anyway, instant cancel in case of any changes with Ellin

>You need a VPN and a verified account. Meaning you need to know someone in Korea.
Those accounts you buy for $10 are most likely made with stolen KSSNs and tend to get banned.

If you guys were really interested in the game you would have played the Korean OB like many others. Getting an account is simple and secure these days. You just have to ask around, or look around for the right site. I was hella interested in the game at first. Now that I've played it, I'm not even remotely.

>No, they are banking on the western selling model where you have to buy a $50-60 box in order to play.

I think you're underestimating the amount of money it takes to keep running servers alive and responsive, actually make those boxes, advertising to the western market to make it look like more than the previous Korean games that have been pestering us lately, keep a payroll, etc. Enmasse has prior no experience to work with. They are taking blind stabs at their expectations.

>>7052176
>meido
lol, your hotglue sympathiser was fired for supporting /v/ threads like this one

OMG WHO THE FUCK IS SO LAZY THAT THEY CAN'T COOK THEIR OWN RICE

RICE COOKERS DON'T SAVE YOU ANY TIME, FAG. YOU JUST WASTED YOUR GODDAMN MONEY. NOBODY SHOULD NEED A MACHINE TO DO SOMETHING SO EASY.
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OMG WHO THE FUCK IS SO LAZY THAT THEY CAN'T POP THEIR OWN POPCORN

POPCORN POPPERS DON'T SAVE YOU ANY TIME, FAG. YOU JUST WASTED YOUR GODDAMN MONEY. NOBODY SHOULD NEED A MACHINE TO DO SOMETHING SO EASY.
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OMG WHO THE FUCK IS SO LAZY THAT THEY CAN'T BOIL THEIR OWN PASTA

PASTA COOKERS DON'T SAVE YOU ANY TIME, FAG. YOU JUST WASTED YOUR GODDAMN MONEY. NOBODY SHOULD NEED A MACHINE TO DO SOMETHING SO EASY.
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OMG WHO THE FUCK IS SO LAZY THAT THEY CAN'T SEPARATE THEIR OWN EGGS

EGG SEPARATORS DON'T SAVE YOU ANY TIME, FAG. YOU JUST WASTED YOUR GODDAMN MONEY. NOBODY SHOULD NEED A MACHINE TO DO SOMETHING SO EASY.
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OMG WHO THE FUCK IS SO LAZY THAT THEY CAN'T MILL THEIR OWN GRAIN

GRAIN MILLERS DON'T SAVE YOU ANY TIME, FAG. YOU JUST WASTED YOUR GODDAMN MONEY. NOBODY SHOULD NEED A MACHINE TO DO SOMETHING SO EASY.
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OMG WHO THE FUCK IS SO LAZY THAT THEY CAN'T PULL THEIR OWN NOODLES

PASTA ROLLERS DON'T SAVE YOU ANY TIME, FAG. YOU JUST WASTED YOUR GODDAMN MONEY. NOBODY SHOULD NEED A MACHINE TO DO SOMETHING SO EASY.

I wans't really looking forward to this but after seeing that change I've lost all interest. It pisses me off when localization companies do this (looking at you JAST).

>>7052159
I have a friend in Korea. If he signs me up could I play on my filthy foreigner IP or will they ban it as soon as they discover what I am?

>>7052183
http://www.bladeandsouldojo.com/
Educate yourself if you want to make statements.

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The only thing it has going for it is how pretty it looks. Taking out eyecandy is only going to shoot itself in the foot.

>>7052174
Alright, well it's staying at the top anyway. I guess you're not doing anything at all. Did you realize that?

You can fool every other idiot on /b/ but you cannot fool Cracky-chan, especially not when face to face (or should I say: P2P?). I am sure in the few days that we were chatting for hours and hours she got a real good idea of who I really was.

So one day while I was babbling away, trying to make myself look like the best thing since sliced bread served with roast beef by talking about "those fucking furries" and "that one new program I installed recently", she interrupted me by saying: "Have you ever done anal?"

I was kinda put off and shocked at first. I am not going to tell you her real age but a young girl approaching me like that just shocked me for a second or two. Then I regained my cool and answered that yes, me and my ex-gf tried it once but she didn't like that so that had been the end of that. What came next had me baffled again: "Want to try again?"
I've been living with her the last few weeks now. Sometimes we're sleeping in her bed together but most of the time she makes me sleep on the floor. The house itself is pretty big. Her parents aren't there. I don't know where they are and I have never asked about them. A lot of other people are coming and going, though. Some are staying for a few days, vanish and come again later. Some of them even pmy appartment, my cheap job, my so-called friends. I am with Cracky-chan and that is all that matters to me. And when she holds me by the waist and furiously thrusts that big black one into my bowels, I simply cannot ask for anything more on earth.

/jp/ was controlled by 12 years old retarded newfag/janitor

He doen't understand how /jp/ works, and he refuses to learn

>>7052174
Nokosage only works as noko. Anything after noko is noko.
You are bumping the thread you idiot.

I don't know why people are so hyped up about this. Everything I've seen indicates it's not going to be anything amazing.

That said, I still want to try it.

>>7052206
The WHY are you so MAD?

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>>7052212
Please don't be a retard. It's really not helping at all.

There are a lot of retards in this thread and I can't be bothered to sort out who is who or of some of the retards are secretly the same as the other retards.

My bet is that this thread this thread would have gone inactive a long time ago if it weren't for blackops-kun, though.

>>7052215
Kid logic.

Assume I'm mad because I'm typing a response to a guy in a thread that I'm responding to anyway.

>OMG OMG HE MAD I SO AWESOME

^What he really believes.

>>7052212
>>>/b/ /hotglue/ /v/ /a/


I live in a small town in Kansas. I've always been the artsy type..painting, photography...while most other guys around here were more jocky. Tons of guys joined the millitary after high school and now almost all of them are in Iraq. They send letters home saying how proud they are of their wives and how it must be hard for them to deal with their husbands being away.

Well do you know how they deal with it?

They fuck me.

Thats right. While you are away getting your ass hot off I'm shooting myself off in your wifes ass. Thank God for George Bush. I have about 4 wives I'm currently fucking because of his great leadership. I voted republican this year and then promptly went to a shipped off wives's home and came in her mouth.

Even after the change I want to play this. It has plenty of other things going for it than just the lolis.

>>7052223
>don't burst youre ass with all that mad

I live in a small town in Kansas. I've always been the artsy type..painting, photography...while most other guys around here were more jocky. Tons of guys joined the millitary after high school and now almost all of them are in Iraq. They send letters home saying how proud they are of their wives and how it must be hard for them to deal with their husbands being away.

Well do you know how they deal with it?

They fuck me.

Thats right. While you are away getting your ass hot off I'm shooting myself off in your wifes ass. Thank God for George Bush. I have about 4 wives I'm currently fucking because of his great leadership. I voted republican this year and then promptly went to a shipped off wives's home and came in her mouth.

Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say ANYTHING else - ONE word - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the Master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this Fear Engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming -as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of NOTHING will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark world will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.

I actually tried it with my friend's Korean beta account, it was a lot more fun than I anticipated, but I don't know if I'd pay $50 for it.

I'm very sad with my life, /hotglue/. It's because I want a girlfriend.

I try to get together on girls on MySpace, but it always ended up to fail, and backstab me RIGHT IN THE HEART. And these girls would say stuff like, "Leave me alone", "I'm calling the police if you stalk me on MySpace one more time..", or "Ew, you're so emo. Get away from me, freak, I already have a boyfriend."

IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR, /B/. I WANT A GIRL WHO LOVES AND UNDERSTANDS ME SO FUCKING MUCH AND I CAN'T FIND HER. So that's why I'm looking around for other places.

By the way, this is me in the pic. The scar is from the pain I suffered.

Even though Suigin has largely stopped posting, his legacy will remain with us for many years to come.

Let us take a moment of silence to honor such a ground-breaking poster.

Well my first gay experience happened like this:

I was about 50 yards or so up this path when I noticed a man standing off the side of the path apparently staring into the woods. As I got closer I realized his pants were down around his ankles and I could see his ass. Now, I'm straight but I have to say that it was a really nicely shaped ass for a man and I took notice. I figured maybe he was drunk and just peeing in the bushes, so I started to walk quieter so I wouldn't disturb him. But as I got closer I started hearing strange grunts and sucking sounds. I realized there was another man blowing him.

Now, I'm not gay but I slowed my pace down to watch. I slowed and approached the standing man from behind. His friend didn't take any notice as his eyes were tightly closed. I came right up behind the man standing so that I could have reached out and touched him. That's when I brought the cinder block down on his head, hard. He collapsed on top of his faggot friend and I quickly finished them both off. I rolled them into the bushes and finished my walk. That was only my first of many such gay encounters.

Every time I read about this I get more and more depressed. It had so much potential but now I don't think I'll even bother.

>>7052201
Where am I supposed to look on there to prove myself wrong? Blade and Soul is a prettified standard MMO with cutscene-like combat scripting for certain types of fights and standard MMO stuff elsewhere, where Tera is a full action MMO with manual targeting.

Am I wrong about it this? I don't feel like sifting through walls of text for information, when I can find something like this in moments on their forums:

>Team Bloodlust has decided on implementing an auto targeting system within the user interface. This unique design will allow for players to execute many tasks with fewer button presses

Don't buy the box. Don't give them a sale. You'll play for a month and quit regardless. It isn't worth supporting this shit. Let it crash and burn like it should have before it came about.

I've been excited about this game for so long, and now I feel betrayed. I FEEL BETRAYED.

No changes should be made. Fuck.

Even without the Elin I still want to play it, but I'm really disappointed they took it out.

Actually, it's nothing I'm proud of and I still regret to this day. But I digress.

When I was 12, I told some of my friends that I thought I was gay. My one friend, Jessica, knew this gay 15 year old guy and showed him my picture. He thought I was cute. We talked for not even two days, and the next day, he came over. He started feeling my dick through my pants, and I felt his. I pulled down his pants, and he had this huge 9 inch boner. I sucked him off, then we did some jacking off to eachother. He did me up the ass for a bit. It REALLY hurt. I couldn't walk right for a few days, and it bled. Then we just jacked eachother off until we came.

I felt so bad after that. Mainly because I find sex a mutual thing that you should do in a relationship.
Dear /hotglue/, Thats right. I admit it. I'm gay. I'm queer. I love the taste of another man's seed in my mouth and the feel of it shooting up my ass. Yeah. Deal with it. I now admit this cuz my one and only boyfriend dumped me for a girl he could show off to his friends. After I did so much for him! I've taken him in my mouth and ass so much I could have had 100 baybies if I was a girl. He said he loved me, but when the cance came he ran. I'm lonely /hotglue/. And the only way to get over stuff like this is to fill the void with porn. Help me /hotglue/.

>>7052251
>Even without the Elin I still want to play it, but I'm really disappointed they took it out.
What? Which servers took the Elin out?

>>7052255
>>7052254
All hope isn't lost yet Unless you are a Eurofag, then I wholeheartedly feel bad for you and welcome you to join us in the US server if we don't get censored too

>>7052251
they didnt take them out, in fact theyre in, just en masse is trying to hide them away from the retarded masses, not that I care. Only thing confirmed was a minor cosmetic change for the EUROPEAN VERSION FOR SURE and PROBABLY America too.

So I guess our now janitor is also hotgluer random /v/ mmo spam supporter.
Not that I expected anything better.

It's not the Fleshlight's fault, really. Just the fact that trying toout-of-shape loser I am, so I end up only half hard or less.

Today is my 34th birthday. I have never had a girlfriend in my life, due to being a shy fatass with an ugly skin condition that I was afraid of having anyone see by taking my clothes off. I am so incredibly fucking lonely and depressed. I just want to be able to hug a woman, to hold her in my arms. Sex is frankly secondary to me, which is lucky given that I haven't had any except with my own hand.

I bought this thing thinking I would treat myself and make myself happier, but it has just driven home how fucked I am. I guess my only hope at this point is to find a woman who doesn't mind me only using oral sex on her because my PENIS obviously doesn't work very well.

Now here be a tale, all about how me life got flipped, turned upside-down, And I'd like to take a minute, So just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the pirate of a port called Bel-Air. In West Philadelphia, born and raised, On the shipyard is where I spent most of me days Chillin out, maxin', relaxin' all cool, And all shootin some cannons outside of the galleon When a couple of Brits, who were up to some good, Started shippin' gold in me neighborhood, I got in one little battle and me captain got scared He said 'You're movin with your first mate and cabin boy in Bel-Air!' I whistled for a dingy and when it came near The side said 'S.S. Fresh' And it had dice in the mast! If anything I could say that this dingy was rare But I thought 'Yarr, forget it - Yo, mat

>>7052268
US here. I started skipping when the spam faggot entered, are the changes likely EU only or what?

>>7052246
The fact that you're making those statements when you haven't even played the game, and you probably haven't even seen it being played judging by your post, makes them kind of moot.

It is very innovative and interesting. It makes things much more seamless and fluid. Like the combat. You can still target specific creatures, and yes certain moves hit multiple targets.

Very awesome imo. You really should do more research if you like MMOs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na1OWUOQhUs

Companies make these kinds of localization decisions all the time, but I wonder how common it is for companies who leave this kinda shit in to actually feel any repercussions for it.

Thank you, whoever reported me. Now PayPal is threatening to close the account Because I seem to be holding a lottery. Never have I seen so many ingrates. Not that you have to give me money, just so many people taking 4chan for granted and not even trying to understand a absolutely wacky situation. That whole post was for a loan of sorts and trying to possibly get rid of $500 in merchandise I'd otherwise sell for a pittance to someone who doesn't care. Oh well. Anyway, here is my address again. If you want the PayPal one, you'll have to move in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air. You have to whistle for a cab and when it comes near the license plate will say fresh FRESH and there'll be dice in the mirror. If anything you could say the cab is rare but yu'll think "Nah forget it... Yo homes to Bel-Air!" You'll pull up to the house about 7 or 8 and yell to cabby "Yo Holmes Smell you later!" Then look at your kingdom your was finally there! Now sit on your throne as the Prince of Bel-Air.

>>7052276
Currently EU and US. There is no proof whose fault it is yet. In theory they are supposed to use the same client, but hopefully with some pressure En Masse or Frogster will not censor their version.

>>7052276
How hard can it be for you to read a thread?

I can't be bothered to play it if they take out the only redeeming factor.

Yeah, i went from EVE to WoW.

The thing is, EVE lacks so much content. Yeah, its fun to the newbie zone and pod people with a single torpedo. But advancing just takes so much longer to do, and its not fun. Its not fun to travel 15 jumps just to get ganked by pirates. Then you lose your ship, need to make more money, bla bla bla. Whenever i tried to mine in some of the safer zones there was always 4 or 5 strip miners there. You run over to within a Kilometer of the astroid when they pop, and then some uber miner drains it in one hit from like 100 miles away.

Another thing that disappointed me is that you couldnt get near to planets, or land on them. I tried to whistle for a cab and when it came near The license plate said "Fresh", and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought man forget it yo homes to Bel-Air I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'yo homes smell ya later' Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air
We fought in many battles through many days But Shinji pussed out and he went off on his way He went to the train and he displayed his ticket He put his walkman on and said "I should have been hit!"

Then he comes back, yo what a fag! Just because of Misato, that stupid hag Is this what the second children ought to act like? Hmmm, this ain't quite right!

But wait, I hear the Seele, compilation and all that Is that the kind of end in store for this cool cat? I don't think so, nor does the third I hope they're prepared for the death and rebirth

Well, I was cloned again and when I came out There was dude looked like an Angel standing there with my name out I ain't the same as you, Kaworu, the fifth child So I knew that things were about to get wild

>>7052278

and yeah, the hotbar is nice if you actually take the time to try and understand it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNFjqF3QmeU

Right, so, my brother is about eight years younger than me. Tonight he graduated from elementary school. I ended going along, partly because my brother's an okay guy and partly because my parents dragged me. So I got there, and the first thing I saw was that there were all these lolis. And the thing about elementary school grad lolis is that they like to think they're grown up. So, of course, they were all dressed really slutty. That was probably the third reason I stayed. Awesome smooth backs and delicious flat chests.

So the entire night was like slutty lolis on parade. But then, near the end of the ceremony, this one loli, who was trying not to look slutty and so was wearing a dress that went down to her feet (but strapless, so she still failed at the not slutty look) goes up. She walked across the stage and got her diploma, and then she headed for the stairs down. Then, right as she got there, she stepped on the bottom of her skirt. I could tell right away it was going to go. She slipped forward and tried to grab it, but by then it was over her delicious flat chest and about to go the whole way. To top it off, she was stumbling toward the stairs. She was about to fall and my mom got scared, she said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air." I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, The license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, But I thought "Nah forget it, Yo home to Bel Air." I pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby "Yo holmes, smell ya later." Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.

I actually don't have much of a problem if they change Elin since there is still plenty of other choices to play.

To begin, this is a tale of how my very existence was twisted and transformed in a most peculiar way. Please have a seat, for I wish to take a moment to relate to you the fascinating odyssey which ultimately led to my reign as the Prince of Bel-Air. I was sired and reared in West Philadelphia. As a lad, most of my time was spent at the neighborhood recreation center where I would laze about and relax in a most charming manner - that is, when I was not engaging my chums in a friendly game of basketball at the schoolhouse. Around this time, two young hooligans had begun to stage a campaign of vandalism and intimidation in my neighborhood. When my mother discovered I had had a bit of an altercation with the ruffians, she insisted I leave town at once and take up lodgings with my aunt and uncle in Bel-Air. As the taxi approached, heeding my beckoning whistle, I could discern the word "FRESH" emblazoned upon its license plate, and took particular note of the pair of plush novelty dice which hung from the rear-view mirror. I was a bit taken aback by these strange omens, but quickly put them out of my mind as I cheerfully called to the driver: "To Bel-Air, my good man!" We arrived safely in Bel-Air at dusk, and as the driver came to a stop in front of the house where I was to live, I left him with the words: "Farewell, sir. Perhaps my nostrils shall delight in your aroma once more!" To be sure, it was a long journey, and as I gazed upon my estate in all its splendor, I knew once and for all that my rightful place was on the throne - as the young scion of the great and mighty kingdom of Bel-Air!

>>7052284
EU is at fault indefinitely. But they want to keep those changes in the US version because you know, mainstream America. The changes haven't been shown or announced but the elin are still in the game. The main reason is the recent law adjustments in UK for banning loli and the skimpy clothes the elin have.

>>7052295
Without elin the race choices are as bad as Rift. Almost.

Actor/Musician Will Smith, Dead At 37 Monday, June 26th, 2006 Posted: 4:42 PM EST (16:42 GMT)

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania (AP) -- Will Smith, the famous actor and musican, has died late Sunday night in his home town of Philadelphia.

Smith, 37, was killed in a car accident late in the evening. Smith was stuck by a taxi cab while speaking with his wife Jada Pinkett Smith, the cab was speeding and came onto the sidewalk striking Smith and throwing him face first against the windshield. Smith was killed instantly.

One eyewitness who will remain nameless stated "The last thing he saw was the dice on the mirror".

"This is a long sad day for us." Wayne Phillips Philadelphia chief of police said.

Will Smith was the second of four children of Caroline and Willard Smith Sr. He grew up in middle class West Philadelphia and got the nickname 'Prince' because of the way he could charm his way out of trouble. Pursuing music, he met Jeff Townes at a party and they soon began performing together as DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince. After his music sales stated to slide Will began an acting career on the hit TV Show "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Will basically played himself; a street-smart West Philly kid transplanted to Beverly Hills. The series lasted 6 years. During that time, he ventured into movies where the critics took note of him. In 1996 he had a huge hit with the Blockbuster Independence Day where he played the alien-battling Marine Corps Captain Steven Hiller.

The accident was a hit and run and the perpetrator is still at large. According to eyewitnesses the license plate on the vehicle said "FRESH"

Phillips said "It's a really sad moment for us."

The animations aren't even that suggestive, they're playing it really safe if they want to change them.

Mmmmmm... Fried pig pussy! Once you eat one of these pig pussy pork rinds, you'll never eat another.. human pussy again. But FUCK human pussy! I fuck dead pigs. You'll read all about it in heartburn how I fuck them dead pigs before I turn em into pork rinds!

I couldn't get no twat from serenity back then. She only wanted dildos in her pussy twat. Big phony bologna dicks. But now she wants this real cock. Come here serenity lets show these assholes how we fuck. Lets show these assholes how we fuck. My sweet sweet serenity.

Fuck an umbilical cord out of your phony asshole, and I'll hang a pig with it, while I impregnate you with my 80 year old pork rind dick. You'll give birth to a dead pig and we'll cut him into pork rinds.

All in pork rinds of god. In a land that speaks only with its eyes. No language, no dildos, no fucking laws! Where the whores can't sell their pussy. Or use their twats to gold dig. A land where us warriors run free with our big dicks out, and our fucking hair wild.

Eat pork rinds, eat dead pigs. Eat pork rinds, eat dead pigs. Eat pork rinds, eat dead pigs. Salt their dead skin and put em in plastic bags. Fuck you, you fucking, farting robots. Suck my dead pig. Suck my dead pig!

Does TERA have loli assassins? Didn't think so.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMU3EkDm5JU

Btw I think 3 more classes are still going to be revealed.

I guarantee if they leave these changes in they won't have my sale.

>>7052309
>>7052302
Their problem is that they want to be mainstream and casual. CASUALFAGS AND MAINSTREAM GAMERS DON'T CARE ABOUT LOLIS OR MMOS, they only care about WoW or shitty FPS games. Even then, WoW is mostly for DnD nerds. Leave Corean games to anime nerds. It's not going to be a cash cow.

Here we go again, another fucking dickhead trying to tell me how to live my life. This babyfur_watch asshole on here, commenting on my LJ telling me that im making a big mistake by throwing away my college education just to, quote, "Roll around in crapped diapers and meddling in cheap and petty BDSM fetishes." Who the fuck do you think you are saying this shit, i swear to the fuckin heavens above if i knew where you were, i would come over, break my foot off in your ass and slice your damn throat. I have enough crap coming from my dad and grandmother about the way im living my life, so i dont need to hear it from some fucking scumbag like you. There are two things you do not fuck with when it comes to me, my friends and my lifestyle. You screw with either one of those things and you're gonna have one pissed off fox on your ass. Just becuase im a babyfur doesnt mean that i dont have a dark side, i will go medevil on you if you provoke me. I'm getting fuckin sick and tired of these fuckers thinking that since we're babyfurs that they can push us around and redicule us and not have us fight back. Most, if not all of us babyfurs get pissed off if an outsider decides to fuck with us. You may not like the fact that we are babyfurs, but you will fucking respect it, that's all we ask anyways. Everyone has their fetishes, and ours just happens to be wearing and using diapers, sucking on pacifiers and bottles, wearing baby clothes and acting like baby's. We aint hurtin no one by doing this, but there are some that are making it seem that way, which is complete and udder bullshit. As far as the BDSM stuff go, so what, i wanna be owned by someone and dommed by them, big deal. Keep your fucking comments to yourself if all they're gonna do is gonna piss off whoever your sending it to. Use common since you stupid pricks...oh wait, you dont have any!

Here we go again, another fucking dickhead trying to tell me how to habeeb it. This ittybittybaby_watch asshole on here, commenting on my LJ telling me that im making a big mistake by throwing away my college education just to, quote, "Don't believe it" Who the fuck do you think you are saying this shit, i swear to the fuckin heavens above if i knew where you were, i would come over and punch you in the face. I have enough crap coming from my cute dad about the way im living my life, so i dont need to hear it from some fucking itty bitty boat like you. There are two things you do not fuck with when it comes to me, my itty bitty baby and my twinkie house. You screw with either one of those things and you're gonna have one pissed off itty bitty baby on your ass. Just becuase im an itty bitty baby doesnt mean that i dont have a twinkie house, i will go medevil on you if you provoke me. I'm getting fuckin sick and tired of these fuckers thinking that since we're itty bitty babies that they can push us around and habeeb us and not have us fight back. Most, if not all of us itty bitty babies get pissed off if an outsider decides to fuck with us. You may not like the fact that we are itty bitty babies, but you will fucking respect it, that's all we ask anyways. Everyone has their fetishes, and ours just happens to be not believing it. We aint hurtin no one by doing this, but there are some that are making it seem that way, which is complete and udder bullshit. As far as the habeebing it stuff goes, so what, i wanna not believe it, big deal. Keep your fucking comments to yourself if all they're gonna do is gonna piss off whoever your sending it to. Use common since you stupid pricks...oh wait, you dont have any!

>>7052323
True statement. TERA action combat is not enough to get it out of the niche it's in. Enmasse didn't fathom that part obviously.

HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. 9/11 WAS A LIE. THERE WERE NO TOWEL HEADS. THERE WAS NO AIRPLANE. IN TRUTH I WAS VISITING THE BIG APPLE, SO AS TO COMPARE MY GARGANTUAN MEAT TRAIN TO IT AND LAUGH AT THE GASPING NEW YORKERS AS I POUNDED THEIR BELOVED NAMESAKE INTO BIG APPLE SAUCE. HAVING NOT GOTTEN RELEASE FROM MY CULINARY EXERCISE, I MEANDERED DOWN THE STREET WITH MY VITAL BLOOD ENGORGED SEWER PIPE OUT IN FRONT OF ME LIKE A BLIND MAN'S CANE, LOOKING FOR A HOLE IN THE BACKSIDE OF A WOMAN WHICH I WOULD STRETCH BEYOND HUMAN LIMITS. I SPOTTED AT THAT VERY MOMENT AN ATTRACTIVE FEMALE IN A MINISKIRT WAVING AT ME. I SLAPPED HER TO THE GROUND WITH MY ENORMOUS PHALLUS AND QUICKLY RAVISHED HER SKIRT LIKE A STARVED DOG ON A BABY MADE OF STEAK. THE SIGHT THAT AWAITED BOTH SHOCKED AND ENRAGED ME. AFTER SEEING THIS "WOMAN'S" RAISIN-SIZED WINKY WINKLER, I VOMITED DOWN HIS THROAT AND PENETRATED HIS ESOPHAGUS, RIPPED OUT HIS SPINE AND PEELED HIS CORPSE FROM MY MONEYMAKER. TO TEACH ALL OF NEW YORK A LESSON FOR LETTING THIS FLAMING FAG BAG LIVE, I LET LOOSE A SEMENAL FLOOD OF BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS UPON THE TOWERS OF TWO (AT WHOM'S SMALL SIZE I LAUGHED LIKE A CLOWN RAPING AN 8 YEAR OLD), WHICH CAUSED THEM TO COME CRASHING DOWN LIKE ME AFTER A WEEKEND METH BINGE. I MOCKED THE NEW YORKERS AND MADE NIGGER JOKES AS THEY RAN FROM MY EVER EXPANDING CLOUD OF SPERMAZOA, MASTURBATING TO THE LOOKS OF HORROR ON THEIR FACES. THE GOVERNMENT, IN AN ATTEMPT TO SAVE FACE AND BECAUSE THEY HATE ARABS MORE THAN JEWS, PAINTED A BOEING 767 ON MY GIGANTIC COCK AND CALLED IT A TERRORIST ATTACK. THE FEELING OF PAINTBRUSHES ON MY DICK MADE ME COME AGAIN, AND PRESIDENT BUSH SNORTED UP EVERY LAST DROP BECAUSE HE THOUGHT IT WAS COKE. I GUARANTEE IT.

I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. MY SECRETARY, FOLLOWING A BARBARIC BEAVER BEATING THAT SLOUGHED OFF HER UTERINE LINING MORE EFFECTIVELY THAN HER OWN MENSTRUAL CYCLE, INFORMED ME THAT MY TWO LEAST FAVORITE ARTISTS, 311 AND SCOTT STAPP, WERE RECENTLY INVOLVED IN A SCUFFLE. HISTORICALLY A MEDIATOR, I FLEW IN MY LEARJET TO MEET THE TWO BANDS. THE TWO GROUPS WERE WHINING LIKE ANNA NICOLE SMITH AFTER INHERITANCE MONEY UNTIL I PREPPED THE MEMBERS OF 311 FOR THE IMPENDING IMPALEMENT WITH A COMPREHENSIVE COATING OF NUT NECTAR, GLUING THEM TO THE GROUND. AFTER SUSTAINING A BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA TO THE HEAD FROM MY CROTCH CRUSHING CONCUSSION CANE, STAPP WAS TAKEN 'HIGHER' THAN EVER BEFORE AS HE WAS BOUNCED LIKE A BABY UPON THE Z-MAN'S TWO-TON TROUSER-SCHNAUZER, WHILE THE 311 MEMBERS WERE HELD CAPTIVE BY THEIR OWN ASSHOLES LIKE BOWLING BALLS. THE FORCE FROM MY CULVERT-SIZED COCK SPLITTING STAPP APART WAS ENOUGH TO CAUSE HIM TO DEVELOP DUAL PERSONALITY DISORDER. AS STAPP PROCEEDED TO BLEED TO DEATH, MY STEADFAST SLUT-SPEARING SON-SIRING SKINFLUTE BURST THROUGH THE LEAD SINGER'S BVD'S, CAUSING HIM TO BREAK OUT INTO A RAPE-INSPIRED RENDITION OF 'COME ORIGINAL'. I COULD ONLY INTERPRET HIS SINGING TO INDICATE IT WAS TIME TO FINISH UP, SO I BURIED THE ALT-ROCK GREAT IN A GOOEY GRAVE OF GONAD GOULASH. MY GROIN YETI IS NOW THE SIXTH MEMBER OF 311, I GUARANTEE IT.

>>7052323
Exactly, they're going at this with the entire wrong premise and because of that they'll fail to even break even.

But that's why they deserve to go under.

HI. I'M THE REAL GEORGE ZIMMER, THE FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. I RECENTLY WAS TRAVELLING ABROAD IN CHINA, SEEKING TO PERHAPS SELL THE ONCOMING TIDE OF CHINESE BUSINESSMEN THE ABSOLUTE FINEST THAT THE WEST CAN OFFER THEM, APPEASING THE RED DRAGON. WHILE ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF HUNAN PROVINCE, I NOTICED A PORCELIN SKINNED, BEAUTY OF A GIRL, FESTOONED IN HUMBLE PEASANT GARB AND WORKING MENIAL JOBS. RIGHT THEN I DECIDED THAT I WOULD GRANT HER A RERPREIVE SHE COULD NEVER FORGET. AT ONCE I LOOSED MY THUNDEROUS LABIA LATHE, AND USING MY IMMENSE GROINAL DEXTERITY, TORE HER GARMENTS OFF. THEN I PENETRATED HER TIGHT, VIRGIN, FUCKSLOT. THEN, AFTER A FEW HOURS OF THRUSTING, SHE ORGASMED SO HARD THAT THE DRY CAKED EARTH OF HER FATHER'S FARM SPRANG INTO BLOOM. THE MAN IN QUESTION RUSHED OUT AND STARTED SCREAMING AT ME IN HIS HEATHEN DEVIL TONGUE. I LOOSED A BLAST FROM MY STUPENDUS SCHTUPPER, SO MASSIVE IN VOLUME, THAT MY HOT PREGNANCY-INDUCING CHOWDER SHOT OUT OF THE GIRL'S MOUTH AND HIT HER FATHER SO HARD, HIS DESSICATED BODY SHATTERED AGAINST THE GREAT WALL SO HARD THAT PEOPLE IN NEW YORK SHAT THEMSELVES. I GUARANTEE IT

I don't really want to play it anymore after this change, call me shallow but if I can't play my fantasy game where I can be a little girl, whats the point?

HELLO, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. JUST NOW, A MENTALLY INSANE MAN NAMED ERIC BAUMAN STOLE A SUIT FROM MY STORE AND CLAIMED IT WAS HIS. IN NO TIME, MY MASSIVE MANHOOD MISSILE TORE OUT OF MY FRESHLY TAILORED PANTS, KNOCKING HIM TO THE GROUND. THE LOOK OF FRIGHT IN HIS EYES CAUSED MY LOVE MACHINE TO TINGLE, AND WITH MY OBLITERATED PANTS LAY STREWN ABOUT MY ANKLES, I CHARGED AT HIM WITH THE FEROCITY OF A FREIGHT TRAIN. THE LOOK THAT GRACED HIS TEARFUL EYES AS MY PULSATING POWER PUMP RUSHED TO MEET HIS FACE WILL CAUSE ME RUMBLING LAUGHTER FOR MANY A YEAR TO COME. SCARED AND HELPLESS, HE TRIED TO RUN BUT IT WAS FUTILE AS HE GOT A TASTE OF MY COLLOSAL COCK CANNON CRASHING ACROSS HIS CRANIUM, KNOCKING HIM ACROSS THE FLOOR, THROUGH SEVERAL DESKS, AND FINALLY CRASHING HIM AGAINST THE WALL, WHERE I STOOD OVER HIM RELEASING A MULTITUDE OF MANJUICE, DROWNING HIM IN MY RICH PROTEIN SHAKE. THE COPIOUS AMOUNT OF CORN SYRUP FROM MY PULSATING POWER PACKED PUBIC FLESHMEAT FLOODED THE STORE AND SEVERAL NEARBY STREETS, INJURING HUNDREDS AS THEY TRIED TO FLEE. I GUARANTEE IT.

HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MENS WAREHOUSE. RECENTLY, I WAS APPROACHED BY QUITE A LUCIOUS LOOKING LADY PERSON. HER BINDING BUST FIGURE IMMEDIATLY FORCED MY TWITCHING GARGANTUAN MAN CANNON TO RAPIDLY EXPAND TO DIVINE ELEPHANTINE DIMENSIONS. THE LADY IN QUESTION, WHO'S BEAUTY WAS ONLY MATCHED BY THAT OF MY COLLOSSAL DOWNSTAIRS DOWEL, WAS ASTOUNDED AND THUS PROCEEDED TO STARE INTENTLY AT MY INTENSIFYINGLY TITANTIC LUST LOG OF INFINITE SEXUAL DESIRE AS IT OBILTERATED MY FINE UNDERWEAR AND TROUSERS CUNNINGLY CONSTRUCTED BY MY DIGNIFIED CHAIN OF RETAILERS. SHE WAS SO FLABBERGASTED AT THE SHEER SIZE AND GRANDEUR OF MY MAGNIFICENT AND IMPRESSIVE ZIMMER BATON THAT I UNDRESSED HER FINE SKIRT AND UNDERWEAR GARMENTS WITH MY PSYCOKINETIC EYES AND SLAMMED MY GIANT OMINOUS VEINY WHALE INTO THE CREVACE OF HER ORIFICE AND DISCHARGED AN ARMY OF MINITURE DAPPER ALBINO BOSNIANS TO COAT THE INSIDES OF HER ANAL CAVITY WITH ONLY THE FINEST SMELLING ZIMMER PROTEIN PACKED PENILE PRODUCE. ONCE I HAD FINISHED WITH THE PUPPYLIKE WHORE, I STAMPED MY NOW ALMOST FLACID STOPCOCK OF JOY AGAINST THE GROUND AND CHARGED INTO THE NIGHT SKY WITH THE ROCKET FUEL OF A THOUSAND GODS TO CONTINUE MY CRUSADES OF MEAT CLOBBERIN'. I GUARANTEE IT.

I can't help but think they're just doing this because of some business exec that has no idea how these kinds of games are nor who the fanbase is.

Insider info says they'll be a little taller, with slightly larger chests, and less revealing clothing. Also, they will have slight muscle definition, an adam's apple, and your choice of facial hair.

Because to enmasse, lolis are the devil.

HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOD QUALITY IN THE SALE OF OUTRAGEOUSLY MY PANTS. WITHIN MOMENTS MY MEMBER HAD DESOLATED THE BOARD ROOM, THE TABLE HAVING BEEN SMASHED UNDER THE SHEER GIRTH OF MY PELVIC PULVERISER, AND THE WOMAN IN QUESTION WAS IMPALED ON ITS GARGANTUAN TIP, HAVING THROWN HERSELF IN ITS APOCOLIPTIC PATH OF DESTRUCTION IN AN EFFORT NOT ONLY TO SAVE THE LIVES OF HER COLLEAGUES, BUT TO EXPERIENCE FIRSTHAND THE QUASI-RELIGEOUS EXPERIENCE THAT IS ZIMMER. AS MY TROUSER TRUNCHEON EXPANDED, DEMOLISHING WALLS AND DISPATCHING THE INTERNS WHO ATTEMPTED TO ESCAPE WITH THEIR LIVES RATHER THAN THROW THEMSELVES AT THE MERCY OF MY THROBBING FLESH MISSLE. MOMENTS LATER MY PHALLUS HAD KNOCKED OUT MANY OF THE BUILDING'S SUPPORT BEAMS AND THE FLOORS OVERHEAD CRASHED DOWN, THE FORCE OF THEIR MOMENTUM CAUSING THE ENTIRE BUILDING ITSELF TO COLLAPSE IN A NIGHTMARISH MANNER NOT UNLIKE A FAMOUS DISASTER FROM A FEW YEARS AGO. RISING FROM THE RUBBLE, WITH THE STUNNING BOARD MEMBER STILL ON THE TIP OF MY GOD-SHLONG CRYING ALOUD FOR MERCY, HER SUIT AS WELL AS MINE UTTERLY RUINED BY THE AFFAIR, AS WELL AS A DOZEN OTHERS STILL CLINGING TO THE SHAFT. i LET OUT A THUNDERING ROAR AND LET SPEW FORTH MY SEED WITH SUCH AWE-INSPIRING FORCE THAT THE LOAD SHATTERED THE SOUND BARRIER, VAPOURIZING MY LUSTY ASSOCIATE, CRUSHING EVERYONE IN SIGHT AND SHATTERING EVERY WINDOW IN A 5-MILE RADIUS. IN THE AFTERMATH, STANDING NAKED AND COVERED IN CEMENT DUST, AND SMILING CONTENTLY AT THE DEMOLISHED, SEMEN-COVERED RUINS BEFORE ME, I SPOTTED A SMALL DOG, STUMBING IN THE DEBRIS, ITS EARS BLEEDING AND GASPING FOR BREATH IN THE HUMID MUSK. I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF. WITH A LOUD THUD MY ELEPHANTINE MAN-HAMMER HAD CRUSHED THE ANIMAL LIKE A THICK, MEATY FLYSWATTER. I GUARANTEE IT

HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. THE TWELVE MINERS WERE ACTUALLY ALIVE. I WAS IN THE RESCUE PARTY EYEING A PARTICULARLY ATTRACTIVE FEMALE WHEN WE FOUND THE GROUP. IN THE JOY OF UNCOVERING THESE COAL-CLAD MEN CLINGING TO LIFE, MY EXTRAVAGANTLY ENGORGED ENDOWMENT FREED ITSELF FROM ITS ENCLOSED ENVIRONMENT AND TORE THROUGH THE WOMAN'S CLOTHES, TAKING HER FOR A SURPRISE RIDE ON THE ZIMMER MINESHAFT DRILL. THE SHOCK AND AWE CAUSE BY MY MASSIVE MEMBER RENDERED THE REST OF THE RESCUERS UNABLE TO HELP THE SURVIVORS. SEEING THE WIDE EYES OF THE MINERS IN FRONT OF ME, I LET LOOSE A LEGENDARY LANDMINE OF LIQUID MAN-LATHER, EXPLODING SO POWERFULLY IT LACERATED THE BODY CAVITY OF MY FEMALE COMPANION, MIXING WITH HER BLOOD LIKE A STRAWBERRY CREAMSLUSH AS IT FILLED THE CAVERNOUS MINE AS IF IT WERE A GIGANTIC UTERUS. ONLY ONE OF THE MINERS HAD STRENGTH ENOUGH TO STAY ABOVE THE RISING WAVES OF MY CAVE CHOWDER, SWIMMING TO THE SURFACE WITH ME, THE OTHER RESCUERS, AND MY IMPALED COMPANION. I'M NOT SURE HOW HE SURVIVED, BUT I'LL FINISH HIM OFF WHEN I MAKE MY ROUNDS WITH THE NURSES TONIGHT. I GUARANTEE IT.

>>7052346
While looking up Elin, I came across a thread on the forums where somebody - genius they - asked, "isn't this just a game for perverts to stare at loli ass?" And a couple people got up in arms saying, "no, no, it's just cute, don't be ridiculous."

>>7052346
I don't understand why they feel the need to change non-human characters at all.

>>7052344
Their forums might call you shallow, I think /jp/ would mostly agree though. I too wish to be the little girl.

HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. ON MY RETURN FLIGHT HOME FROM MADRID ON HOLIDAY, I WAS AGHAST TO LEARN THAT THE AIRLINE PATRON SEATED IN FRONT OF ME HAD BECOME OVERLY INDULGENT IN THE COMPLIMENTARY SPIRITS OFFERED BY THE FLIGHT CREW. HIS UNRULY BEHAVIOR TOWARDS THE OTHER PASSENGERS WARRANTED A SWIFT AND RATHER UNSOLICITED EXERSIZE SESSION OF HIS VULNERABLE ANAL CAVITY. STANDING TO SPEAK HARSHLY TO THE MAN, MY WONDERFULLY WICKED WOMAN WOOING WONDER WIENER FELL TO THE FLOOR OF THE AIRCRAFT WITH A TERRIFFIC THUD FROM THE BERMUDA SHORTS THAT HAD SOMEHOW CONTAINED IT PREVIOUSLY. HIS SCREAMING PLEAS FOR MERCY AND FORGIVENESS ECHOED IN THE OTHERWISE SILENT CABIN, AND I SUSPECT THEY WILL RING FOREVER IN THE EARS OF THOSE WHO BORE WITNESS TO THE DRAMA AND FERVOR WITH WHICH MY GREATLY-GIRTHED GATLING GONADS PIERCED BOTH HIS HERSHEY HIGHWAY AND THE SANCTITY OF HIS VERY SOUL IN UNISON. UPON SATISFACTION OF MY LESSON HAVING BEEN TAUGHT, I RELEASED ONTO MY ADMIRING ONLOOKERS A TORRENTIAL TESTICULAR TSUNAMI THAT MADE UNWILLING MEMBERS OF THE MILE HIGH CLUB OUT OF EVERY PERSON ON BOARD FLIGHT 606 TO NEW YORK CITY. I GUARANTEE IT.

So they are going to do the modifications before they announce the race on their websites?

There is just a word or two about them with the information they provide, no official screenshots for the Western audience.

HI, I’M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN’S WEARHOUSE. THAT’S A CUTE STORY, ROBOT GEORGE ZIMMER. BUT I CAN BEST YOU. MY MORTAL MAN MAYONNAISE MAKERS AND MY FLESHY FEMALE FANTASY FULFILLER ARE MORE THAN A MATCH FOR ANY MERE TECHNOLOGICAL TOY. IT WAS SIX MONTHS AGO, AND SPRING HAD COME EARLY. THE LADIES WERE OUT IN FORCE, HUSTLING TO AND FROM THEIR JOBS, OR JUST HAVING FUN IN THE CRISP FEBRUARY AIR. UNTIL I ARRIVED IN NYC, HAVING FLOWN IN ON MY PRIVATE JET. AS ALWAYS HAPPENS AT AIRPORTS, I HAD A LINE OF FLIGHT ATTENDANTS A HUNDRED YARDS LONG, BEGGING FOR A CHANCE TO RIDE MY TANTALIZING TESTICLE TERRIER. MY IN-FLIGHT NAP, ONLY INTERRUPTED BY MY SEXY ONBOARD STEWARDESSES SURREPTITIOUSLY SNEAKING SENSUOUS CARESSES OF MY STUNNINGLY SEXY SUIT AND SEXUALLY SOOTHING SEMEN ASSAILANT, HAD LEFT ME PREPARED TO PLEASE ALL OF THEM. WITH A FLASH, I WAS INSIDE THE FIRST FLIGHT ATTENDANT, PUMMELING HER PASSAGES WITH PELVIC PROWESS AS SHE SCREAMED IN JOY, SHOCKING MANY ERRANT TRAVELERS AS THE MERE SOUND OF MY EROTIC PILLAGING BROUGHT THEM TO A MASSIVE SIMULTANEOUS ORGASM. THREE HOURS LATER, I STRODE OUT OF THE AIRPORT WITH A SMILE ON MY FACE, THE ONLY ONE STILL CONSCIOUS. AND MY SUIT WAS STILL IMMACULATE. I GUARANTEE IT.

>>7052362
They think we're too ignorant to already know what they already look like in the version that has been released already. The same version their trying to leech success off of.

>>7052360
It is all of our dream, I think.

>>7052368
>they're

I dumb.

>>7052362
Its already announced in the poppori section, as I said enmasse is trying to hide them away.

HI, I’M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN’S WEARHOUSE.

ONCE UPON A MIFANTASTIC FERTILITY FRANKFURTER "TIS D MY COMPUTER. AND I DISCOVERED SOMETHING MORE.
BEWITCHING BEEF BICYCLE MUCH TO THE DELIGHT OF THIS WOMAN, CHRISTENED LENORE. I STOOD WITH DIFFICULTY IN THE WRECKAGE AND OFFERED TO MY LADY A PACKAGE A NIGHT OF UNENDING UNSTOPPABLE UNDULATING AND NOTHING MORE. WITH A NOD AND SAUCY GRIN THE PRINCESS OF THIS TALE BEGAN TO SLIDE THE TIP OF HEAVEN IN AND WHILE I OFFERED TO BE GENTLE, YOURS TRULY ISN’T SENTIMENTAL AND SO I RAMMED HER WITH MY FORCE DU JOUR-- A CARNAL CORINTHIAN COLUMN FORMED OF LUST AND WHORE. SHE CRIED IN ECSTASY, THEN WRITHED STILL MORE.

I REAMED HER ONCE INSIDE MY STUDY, AND THEN I BROUGHT HER TO A BEDROOM, WHERE I DELIGHTED HER WITH MY MIGHTY MAN MUSHROOM GALLANTLY GALLOPING THROUGH HER MUDDY ROAD TO BRING HER ORGASMS OF MAGNITUDE UNDISCOVERED AS SHE BEGGED FOR NOTHING BUT “MORE! MORE!”

AND SO WHEN MORNING ARRIVED AND ALTHOUGH SHE WAS FLUSTERED I ADDED AN ICING OF MY MAGNIFICENT MAN MUSTARD AND SHE SCREAMED MY NAME FOR NEARLY AN HOUR AS PASSIONS RAGED IN HER DELICATE FLOWER. SHE ASKED ME FOR MY NUMBER, AND PROMPTED ME TO GIVE IT. SO I TOLD HER TO VISIT THE MEN’S WEARHOUSE IN TUKTUT NUGAIT. “BABY, I’LL BE THERE,” I SAID, “I GUARANTEE IT.”

SIX MONTHS LATER, I SOLD HER FROZEN CORPSE TO THE CHINESE AS AN AUTHENTIC PRESERVED NATIVE AMERICAN. I GUARANTEE IT.

I've been looking forward to it for a long while. I'm upset they'd change something like this out of fear of backlash from parents or whatever, but I still think it'll be a good game overall.

HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. IN A HIGH MATRIARCHAL SOCIETY, I, WITH MY GARGANTUAN GORGON'S EYE, I WOULD RISE ABOVE THE SHACKLES OF INSUPERIORITY AND SET SUCH A BACKWARDS WORLD STRAIGHT. THE WOMEN WOULD RECOGNIZE ME AS A GOD AND OFFER SACRIFICES OF YOUNG VIRGINS TO SATE MY LUST. HOWEVER, AS THE GIRLS WOULD ONLY LAST SECONDS ON MY STUPENDOUSLY STOUT SPERM-SPITTING SPICHTER-SPLITTER, I WOULD THEN PROCEED TO CRUSH THE CITIES OF THESE PEOPLE ARMED ONLY WITH MY WOMAN PLOW OF DOOM, SENDING MANY A EAGER YOUNG MEN AND WOMEN TO THEIR MESSY, SPERM CLOGGED DEATHS. I GUARANTEE IT. HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF MEN'S WEARHOUSE. ON A RECENT BUSINESS TRIP TO TOKYO, I FOUND MYSELF IN A VIDEO ARCADE, WHERE ONE OF THE LOCAL TEENAGE BOYS WAS ATTEMPTING TO MAKE UP FOR HIS UNFATHOMABLY TINY TWAT TACKLE BY PLAYING "DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION" IN FRONT OF A GROUP OF JIGGLY-CHESTED JAPANESE JAILBAIT. SCOFFING AT HIS SCANDALOUSLY SIMPLISTIC SKILLS, I PROCEDED TO LIBERATE MY TWITCHING TESTICULAR TRUNCHEON AND SWING ITS PRECIPITOUS POUNDAGE INTO THE YOUTH'S FACE, CRUSHING HIS SKULL AND FREEING THE MACHINE. I THEN ACHIEVED A RATING OF "AAA" ON THE SONG "MAX 300" USING ONLY THE RAPID RIPPLING OF MY RAUCOUSLY RIGID RAPEROD. NEEDLESS TO SAY, THE WET-PANTIED WOMANLY WATCHERS WERE ALREADY IN THE THROES OF PASSION FROM THE OVERPOWERING SCENT OF MY TORPID TESTOSTERONE TUBE, SO I LET THEM GATHER 'ROUND FOR A GROUP HUG OF THE GARGANTUAN GIRTH OF MY GORGEOUS GUY-GIRDER BEFORE CONQUERING EACH OF THEIR QUIXOTICALLY QUIVERING QUIMS WITH A FURIOUS FOUNTAIN OF FROTHING FUCK-FOAM. MY HIGH SCORE HAS NEVER BEEN BEATEN. I GUARANTEE IT.

Kind of ironic. They'll probably lose more subscribers than they'll gain with this stunt. Typical normalfags being normal, which means stupid.

If they pants the lolis, I'm gonna spam the game to hell with links to the original mods.

>>7052391
And Japanese voice packs!

HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. I KNOW MOST OF YOU PROBABLY ENJOY STAR WARS. WELL, SORRY TO SAY, IT WASN'T LUKE THAT BLEW UP THE DEATH STAR. IT WAS ME AND MY LENGTHY LENGERIE LIGHTSABER. SO I WAS FLYING AROUND IN MY X-WING, SKILLFULLY SHOOTING DOWN ENEMY TIE FIGHTERS, SLOWLY ENGORGING MY VEINY VAGINAL REAPER. EVENTUALLY, MY IMMENSE IMMEASUREABLE INPREGNATOR GREW TOO LARGE TO FIT IN MY SHIP, AND ME AND MY JABBA FLEW OUT INTO SPACE. AS HORNY AS A PEDO AT SWIMMING LESSONS, I FLOATED AROUND LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO BUST A NUT AND RELIEVE MY LEVIATHAN LOVE LOAF IN. I SPOTTED THE DEATH STAR AND IMMEDIATELY STARTED TO THRUST MY TWAT JOCKEY INTO IT. STROKE AFTER STROKE I STARTED SINGLECOCKEDLY DESTROYING THE EMPIRE'S ULTIMATE WEAPON. AS MY SUPER SPUNK CANNON SLOWLY SWELLED WITH SAC SAUCE, I FLAILED AROUND IN ECSTACY AND HIT DOWN SEVERAL MORE TIE FIGHTERS. MY MIGHTY MEAT MISSLE TWITCHED WITH HAPPINESS AS I QUICKLY FILLED THE DEATH STAR WITH MY FUCK STICK'S FETAL FOOTSOLDIERS, OUTNUMBERING THE ENEMY BY 1000 TO 1. THE FILLING OF THE STRUCTURE WITH MY PECKER PHLEGM CAUSED IT TO EXPLODE LIKE A VIRGIN'S CHERRY ENCOUNTERING MY CERVIX SLAMMER. THUSLY, THE DEATH STAR WAS DESTROYED BY ME, NOT LUKE SKYSCHLONG. I GUARANTEE IT.

I don't really think it's much of an issue personally, but I wansn't planning on playing an Elin.

I WAS A 54 YEAR OLD PEDEREST WITHOUT A JOB, FAMILY, OR FAITH. THE YEAR 1998 WAS LOOKING FOGGY, FOGGY LIKE DOGSHIT. BUT ALL THAT CHANGED WHEN I MET A [AGE DISCLOSED] YEAR OLD GIRL ON HER OWN AT THE MOVIES WATCHING JIM CARRY, JIM CARRY MAKES ME LAUGH MATTER. ON THE OTHER TOE, IT WAS AN ORDINARY WEEKEND, EXCEPT THE SKY WAS ON FIRE, WITH MAN LUST, MY MAN LUST. THAT FIRE WAS PROJECTED FROM MY ANUS, I COULD NOT UNDERSTAND OR EXPLAIN HOW - BUT IT WAS. I MOVED DOWN 27 ROWS TO SIT RIGHT NEXT TO HER. I KNEW THIS WAS THE ONE, I HAD DREAMED ABOUT, SCREAMED ABOUT, CREAMED ABOUT FOR NEARLY 5 DECADES OF EXISTENCE. I ASKED HER IF HER PARENTS WERE AROUND, BUT SHE MANAGED TO GET OUT A "RAAAAA.." BEFORE I COMFORTED HER WITH SILENCE. SHE DECIDED TO COME BACK TO MY PLACE, SO I WRAPPED HER IN MY FAT ROLLS AND WALKED OUT OF THE CINEMA TO MY CAR. AFTERWARD, SHE TOLD ME ABOUT SOMETHING THAT WAS TO CHANGE MY LIFE FOREVER, THE MATRIX/INTERNET. ALIENS WERE REAL AND DOGS REALLY COULD TALK. I TRIED MY BEST TO LOOK LIKE MY FACE WAS A PENIS TO HER, BUT ALL SHE DID WAS NOD HER HEAD IN SHAME. SHE GAVE ME A BOOK CALLED "THE BIBLE", I FARTED GRACEFULLY AND BEGAN TO READ. I WAS A SPEED READER, SO I HAD FINISHED THE BOOK BY TIME MY FART HAS DEPARTED MY STERNUM. MY 13 YEAR OLD WIFE COULD ONLY APPRECIATE MY WORKS, BY VOMMITTING ALLOVER MY FACE AND SHITTING ON MY KNEES. SO MY CYBER CONGLOMERATE BEGAN.. SINCE EATING AN INTERNET INTO EXISTENCE, THE COCK OF CHRIST (CHURCH OF BOB) MADE PROMINENCE IN INTERNET EVANGELISM, WHICH IS FUNNILY ENOUGH A TERM I INVENTED WHILST PERFORMING BRAIN SURGEORY ON MY NEIGHBOURS WIFES COCK. WITH GODLY SPEED THE LARGEST COLLECTION OF PORNOGRAPHY WAS FORMED AND THE WORLDS FIRST MMOWB, MASSIVE MULTICHRISTIAN ONLINE WORSHIP BROADCAST WAS FORMED BY MYSELF, STEVE IRWIN, ADAM SMITH, ADOLF HITLER AND MEL GIBSON. WE ESTABLISHED THE MMOWB BACK IN 1998 ON A SMALLER WALKEE TALKEE -TO- WALKEE TALKEE SCALE. l

There's no way in hell I'll play this now, thanks enmasse!

HI... I'M JARED FOGLE, EX FATTY AND SPOKESMAN OF SUBWAY®. THE OTHER DAY, WHILE CRUISING AROUND IN MY FOGLE MOBILE AND SHOWING OFF THIS SET OF GIGANTIC PANTS I CARRY AROUND, I STOPPED IN TO GRAB A NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION BROCHURE AT MY LOCAL SUBWAY® RESTAURANT AND FOLLOW A REDUCED CALORIE DIET BY EATING TWO SUBWAY® SUBMARINE SANDWICHES A DAY. IT WAS WHILE I WAS DOING THIS THAT I SPOTTED QUITE A DELICIOUS LOOKING LADY PERSON. HER SUCCULENT OVEN ROASTED BREAST AND SELECTION OF A SIX INCH HAM SUB WITH ONLY SIX GRAMS OF FAT INSTANTANEOUSLY FORCED MY SPASMING CHIPOTLE CHEESE STEAK TO HASTILY ENLARGE TO CELESTIAL PROPORTIONS. UPON APPROACHING THE DAME IN QUESTION, HER EYES WERE INSTANTLY DRAWN TO MY OMNIPOTENT FOGLE MISSILE AS IT BURST THROUGH MY FINELY CRAFTED SIZE 34 TROUSERS. WASTING NO TIME, I SWIFTLY DISROBED HER WITH MY PREHENSILE PELVIC PORPOISE AND SLAMMED MY VEINY LOIN BRONTOSAURUS INTO HER INSTINCTIVELY DRENCHED CHASM. I SCRUPULOUSLY DESECRATED EVERY INCH OF HER VIOLET CROTCH CAVERN WITH MY 6 FOOT MEATBALL SUB WHILE TEARING OFF THE FINE PRINT ON ALL THE NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION BROCHURES AND ORGANIZING APPEARANCES ON OPRAH AND LARRY KING LIVE. I UNLOADED A GEYSER OF 160,000* POUNDS OF FOGLE FLUID INTO HER RAVISHED CRATER WITH ENOUGH FORCE TO SEND HER FLYING HEADFIRST THROUGH A PANE OF PERSPEX AND INTO A TUB OF SHREDDED LETTUCE. SHE CAME SO HARD HER SCREAMS CURDLED THE MAYONNAISE. I GUARANTEE IT. *(TO GET AN IDEA OF HOW MUCH 160,000 POUNDS IS, IT IS EQUAL TO 14,545 SKATEBOARDS, 10,000 MARCHING BAND TUBAS, 1,568 SETS OF ENCYCLOPEDIAS, 492 BLACK BEARS, 426 GORILLAS, AND 184 GRAND PIANOS)

>>7052401
this is bad logic

>>7052391
Don't even buy a box and subscribe. You're only helping them out.

Buy fuckin oblivion and loli mod that shit up. Play 3D custom maid. Whateva. Just don't support those fucks and their retarded decisions.

>>7052401
Sounds like you'd fit in better over at /s/ or something.

HAI, I AM RANMA SAOTOME, FOUNDER AND GRANDMASTER OF ANYTHING-GOES-SPOOGE ARTS. ONE STORMY SUNDAY WHILE WALKING THROUGH THE QUAINT NEIGHBORHOOD OF MY ORIGIN, I SPOTTED A FAMILIAR RESTAURANT THAT I HADN'T VISITED IN QUITE SOME TIME. I STROLLED RIGHT ON IN WITH SOME FEELING OF KNOWING I'D BE GETTING SOME TONIGHT(AGAIN). THE CHEF WAS AN OLD FRIEND OF MINE, SO SHE ALREADY KNEW WHAT I WANTED UPON MAKING MY ENTRANCE. THE SMELL OF THE PLACE WAS EXACTLY AS I REMEMBERED, AND THE FEELING IT GAVE ME GAVE MY SUPER SHLONG NEW LIFE. AFTER DEVOURING HER SOMEWHAT APPLAUDABLE MEAL, I HASTILY UNZIPPED MY PANTS AND SLAPPED MY LONG WONG RIGHT ON THE GRILL. YOU MIGHT THINK THIS WAS A FATAL MISTAKE, HOWEVER, MY MEGA MAN BLASTER IS IMPERVIOUS TO SUCH THINGS AS INTENSE HEAT. OTHER CUSTOMERS WERE SHOCKED INTO EITHER RUNNING AWAY OR STAYING AND STARING WITH JAWS AGAPE; EITHER BY THE AUDACITY DISPLAYED OR MORE LIKELY BY THE SHEER SIZE OF MY HADOUKEN GUN. NEEDLESS TO SAY THE CHEF WAS QUITE IMPRESSED AND WE WERE JOINED TOGETHER IN LESS THAN FIVE SECONDS. WITH MY MASSIVE MAN MEAT POUNDING AT HER INNARDS, OUR COMBINED EFFORTS DROVE BOTH OF US TO A SIMULTANEOUS ORGASM THAT, AS WITH ALL ORGASMS, SPILLED COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF SEMEN AND GIRL CUM ALL OVER THE PLACE. THAT NIGHT, HER TRAP-KUNOICHI SERVANT CLEANED IT UP AND HAS BEEN INCLUDING IT IN THE STORE'S SECRET SAUCE EVER SINCE. THEIR BUSINESS HAS NEVER BEEN BETTER. I GUARANTEE IT.

>>7052396
I second the Japanese voice patch.
I don't want to hear the ugly english voices.

>>7052278 >>7052292
Well, after watching the video and looking at some more information, I still think I'm not wrong with my statements. You're quite right though, I haven't played Blade and Soul, and I don't even know the current status of the game. Perhaps it will be loads of fun, but it does look like it's just cinematic scripting added onto the standard "lock target -> hit skill hotkeys until you win/lose". The minimalistic UI in B&S is quite neat though.

On the other hand, I have played Tera, so I can certainly make statements regarding it.

This reminds me of the bullshit censorship JAST tries to pull. No, this is even worse because at least with JAST it's porn they're trying to hide. This isn't even anything.

Attention 4chan!

I recently came upon 4chan when a friend recommended I visit the sites for a few laughs. I figured "What the hell? I could use some laughs." I must say that when I came on I was disgusted and not amused at all. Why you ask? Because everything on this entire site is literally shit! I mean yes there is funny pictures posted every now and then. But honestly; Do any of you little shits have a life? I mean are you so immature and unintelligant that you find things like cartoon porn and random naked UNDERAGE children funny?

GROW UP! Grow up 4chan. You all seriously need a reality check, You could be doing so many things in the day, yet you all choose to sit around on your fucking fat ugly asses and post pictures and then make sarcastic or idiotic comments like "tits or gtfo" "o rly?" and "Manchester united!".

Get off your fat asses and do something better with your life. I mean all of you obviously have no life or a social life either for that matter. Why? Because your so immature and your the very reason why Mother's go through Depression during pregnancy; and the supposed "girls" that come on here and converse with you are just as much losers are you, they are either fatter then fatty-tan or a term you'd better understand as "A trap".

Well I've put in my two cents, and on a last note, I hope you all one day realize just how much of a loser you are, and honestly kill yourself. I could care less if every single one of you got testicular cancer including the girls and then died naked fat and ugly with a pile of shit and pee oozing from your bowels that excavated due to your death. Grow up Assholes!

-DG

Personally, I think this is terrible. But I still laugh my stupid ass off everytime I see it. A middle-schooler, who shot himself, with a fucking gun to his head. I laughed my fucking ass off. I really don't like where this is going.

I laugh because I think it's funny. WHY. Why is this so fucking out-of-my-mind hilarious? This is awful, the most awful thing I've done in a long time. Look at me, look at US. We've fallen so far as to come hear and poke fun of suicide and death?

It's pretty fucking stupid that he shot himself over loosing his iPod, sure, but this kid is DEAD. He's gone, an entire life decimated. And here we are. Alive, and making jokes about how fucking cool it is that he shot himself.

Do you even look in the mirror everyday? Do you see what looks back at you? A person who says "LOL AN HERO STUPID FUCKER" and constantly belittle the people who mourn his death (as retarded as they are, I admit.)

This kid was somebody's son. Somebody's grandkid. Somebody's hopes and dreams in mortal coil. And they're gone. And all we can do is laugh. We laugh at their relative's misery, we chuckle at his community's loss.

Someday, sometime, we're going to have to get off the keyboard, look in that bathroom mirror, and tell yourself "I mock the dead."

>>7052420
>His true intentions are finally shown
Well that only took you forever.

Oh boy, I can almost make another thread!

Another shitty grindan game made even more shitty by retarded localization.

I'm an alien who implanted a piece of metal in >>1's body.
The other day I visited the earth, abducted >>1 as a sample of the earthlings. I tampered with his body to gather data of the earthlings.
But I made a terrible mistake.
>>1's fat body is a nonstandardized article as an earthling.
He is unemployed, and on top of that he has no friends.
All day long he is sitting in front of the personal computer, clattering clattering, clattering the keyboard.
I am fed up with this job.
Boss from mother planet yelled at me for this failure.
He said, "Select your specimen more carefully!"
This is the first penalty I get since I have been assigned to The Earth Observation Party.
The human mutilation is not easy task.
Next year I am demoted to the charge of the cattle mutilation.
I am just about to go to The Area 51.
As for >>1, I leave him entirely up to you. Do as you like.

We are >>1's courtiers. We are sorry that our lord has opened such a stupid THREAD.
After the last war we had completely lost, our lord got mental illness. Everyday, he kidnaps girls from the village. Every night he gets drunk
and tries to chop courtiers with his katana.
Now the lady of the house is ill in bed. The people in our country are suffering badly from famine. The neighboring Daimyos is taking advantage of this situation, they try to pass across the border and take over our land.
Quite a few of our fellow courtiers have intention to rise in rebellion.
We are now in dire straits. Our clan would be destroyed.
But, don't worry. We arranged that our Lord become a Buddhist priest.
In his way to the temple, our skilled assassin should take his life.
That is arranged perfectly. After that we will hail Master Monaminokami, the nephew of our lord, as our new lord. We, all courtiers, would do our best to serve this new lord with faith.
We apologize for any inconvenience our lord may have caused you.
Pleas wait for a while. Pleas forgive the evil deeds done by our lord.

>>7052027
Me too, there's no real excuse for the changes they're planning.

I am an exorcist who drove out an evil spirit from >>1.
I'm very sorry >>1 had started this thread.
I apologize if this thread has hurt your feelings.
Normally >>1 is a kind boy who could not harm even a fly.
But one day, out of curiosity >>1 played Kokkuri-san.
He may have done it only for fun, but his curiosity affected his fate.
What occurred to >>1? An evil spirit possessed him.
>>1 was no longer what he had been.
Everyday, with raising a strange cry, >>1 would urinate, defecate, or wound himself suddenly.
Then >>1 would sit at the personal computer in his room obsessively, devote himself completely to destroying bulletin boards.
His parents were completely at a loss what to do with their son, asked me to exorcize the devil from >>1.
I rushed to >>1's home and what I saw was a horrible sight.
>>1's whole body was covered with scars. He gave off a bad smell.
>>1 was muttering "Mansei, Mansei" in a low voice.
Right away, with uttering an incantation, I sprinkled Holy water on >>1.
An ordinary devil would have gone away at this point.
But this one was hard to defeat. At the end I was yelling at it, rather than uttering an incantation.
After the struggle I had succeeded in driving out this devil from >>1.
Now peace had returned to his family.
I believe >>1 will never behave eccentrically, nor start a thread like this.
To the readers of my letter, let me give you some advice, though it may be superfluous. It would be better to keep away from Kokkuri-san and the like.

>>7051829
They don't care about you and me, even if we're the one's who will (or were going to) buy the game. It's entirely retarded and they only shot themselves in the foot with this.

>>7052422
I don't know if pvp is your thing or not, but if you think fights feel overly static you should check the soulfest pvp match out if you can find it.

It looks a lot more fun to me than I the fighting I did in Tera. I only got to level 16 though, and on 4 classes. Archer was most fun imo. Every other class felt just like any other mmo class to me once you got in the groove of using the skills. Just because it used a reticle instead of hard targeting didn't really amaze me after I tried it out. It seemed like it could even end up being a limiting factor.. Such as with healing and the like.

To each his own.

I caught my sister blowing her boyfriend.

I came back from a late lun
At this point you should know that my house has window unit A/Cs, not central, so they're pretty loud and hender your hearing ability pretty significantly. This blanket was located right in front of one of our air conditioners(it's about a foot or two higher than your head would be when you sit underneath it.) Just wanted to elaborate on that so you understand why they didn't know I was here at this point.

Anyway, I sneak up to the blanket and sit right next to the blanket. Remember, it's a sectional, so no counterweight issues, someone could sit right next to you and you would never know as long as they're on their own section, and each section seats one. I sit there for a second, thinking about what to do, and it hits me. I grab the side of the blanket, whip it over my head, and scream "HAY GUYZ, WUTS GOIN ON IN DIS BLANKET?!" No one would have understood the joke as I'm the only /b/tard in my family, but the poetry of the phrase itself is reward enough for the gag.

Just as I get to the word "on", I see my answer and it slows down, so it was more like "Hey guys, what's goin on...in..this blanket...". There she was, my 15 year old sister on her knees in front of her boyfriend, his half erect cockn'balls hanging out the top of his shorts.

But still, I finished my sentence. I don't know why I did it, I saw wut wuz goin on in dat blanket long before I finished my question. It's not like if I finished it, we'd all forget the situation and have a hearty laugh, him with his dick hanging out, her with a sweaty, red-as-a-baboon's-ass face from embarassment and sucking his dick under a hot blanket for god knows how long. Anyway, I'm sitting there with my mouth wide open, with her's open as well (out of shock, not lockjaw,) and I'm shifting my eyes all over the room trying not to s more comfortable with the situation, but I'm just not creative enough. Suggestions?

>>7052015
This was one feature a large chunk of people were looking forward to, I'm sorry if you don't like it.

i have 2 REALLY good friends, and we each have a girlfriend, and those 3 girls just happen to be best friends

once, while my gf was out of town, it was me, the two guys, and their gfs at my friends place

my 2 friends each got drunk out of their minds and fell asleep

i was watching tv (mute on, i didnt want to wake them up) when i needed to go to the bathroom

on the way to the bathroom is my buddys bedroom . . . i went to the bathroom and did my business . . .

on the way back, i heard some sounds coming from the bedroom, and i thought everyone was in the tv room, so i opened the door and saw my friends' gfs naked, on the bed, fondling each other

i got the biggest hard-on in my life

i quickly tried to close the door, hoping that it wouldnt be too awkward, but they saw me, and made me come inside

at first, i tried to resist, because it would have just been REALLY awkward, but my temptations just got the best of me

they took off my shirt

i took off my pants

and we had a threesome

bj (from BOTH), doggy style, you name it

i think it went on for almost an hour

my friends and gf have NO clue

>>7051716
Society getting upset about fictional characters wearing skimpy clothing is the problem.

I just spent the last twenty minutes rubbing a twelve year old girl's bare chest.

"How?" you ask. Well apparently there are a select few contexts within which such an action is acceptable. For instance, if your niece has a hacking cough and your sister asks you to "put some of this on her" while she calls the doctor.

"Putting some of this on hear" meant using my bare hands to rub this vapor ointment shit all over her BARE NAKED CHEST. My heartbeat is still all erratic from it. I had a boner the size of manhattan the entire time. She's sleeping now and I guess she feels better because she stopped coughing.

Details: She's about 5 feet tall, has long brown hair, a cute face, a thin waist and long skinny legs. She's in jammies I think because although I'm pretty shaken up right now I know I unbuttoned something before I went at it.

God I feel so great. I just rubbed my hands all over her FUCKING TITS, you guys. Well the puffy parts of her chest anyway. Her nipples got hard. I just about wept tears of joy.

I didn't do anything else because I'm a coward and rubbing was enough. Plus it was legal and I didn't technically do anything wrong, so I'm in the clear.

I'd write more but I seriously have to go fap while the memory is fresh in my head.

My first lover was very experienced. The times him and I have had were wonderful and I learned a great many things. My second lover was a complete and total newb. I became addicted. The teaching of different methods, the teaching of how to have sex, the teaching of how to just go nuts, became an addiction. In some scenarios people would say I should become a domm, but I don't enjoy the pain, just the teaching and the control. I haven't made any virgins eat ciggarette butts, or whipped them, or done anything like that. I just made them learn. Learn how to please, and it feels wonderful.

My favorite quote is from the movie kids, "Virgins, I love em!". Albiet that the kid in that movie was a complete shithead. Also for the record I am disease free, I got nothing, didn't catch anything from my first lover, and since then I have been with nothing but virgins. I have been tested. Many times. Just in case. I'm clean.

How many virgins you might ask? At this point 58. Now that I'm at 23, well, pickings are getting somewhat slim. I mean you can't go for the under 18 year old virgins(unless you're a teacher I guess) and not be called a pedofile. So I go for only those that are of age 18 and above. I have many things to teach and teach them I do. I roll through myspace, okcupid, as well as other sites waiting for my next person to teach.

I just want to give, and as they learn, receive in kind. I have only had one man who has ever had any other lover but me. As for the virgins, I teach them, hang with them a bit, and set them on their way. Some have confessed love. I let them down easy and again, sent them on their way.

I snipe virgins. I hunt them, and make them mine for a time. Am I a predator?

, they're so fucking annoying... i hate how they take pictures with the peace sign, try to be cute when they have mustaches and how they TyPe LyKe DiS~* ^_-, its really fucking annoying and unneccesary. They honestly can't take a hint that im not interested... theres this asian girl at my school who has more facial hair than i do and can throw a football harder than 90% of my school.. its pretty embarassing. and how they have no ass.. its like looking at a wall with jeans... i hate how they stare at me... they really need to spill battery acid on themselves...i mean you can't type your reports for your job LyKe ThiS~* its fucking unethical and retarded. i mean dont get me wrong there are some hot asian girls but thats rare, and even if they're hot they become more annoying and attach themselves to my arm like a fucking leach... sometimes i want to throw salt in their eyes to see if they'll shrivel up and die. and if you're not a somewhat pretty asian gir, you're disgusting... you can honestly cut some of their hair off and play them off as men. sometimes i get jealous because they have more facial hair than i do. oh and i hate it when they wear the color contacts... then be like AzN PRyDE! i mean wtf... you're trying to be caucasian.. i have no asian pride.. not with the asian girls i know... the only asian girl i dated was adopted by white parents... the rest were all white. i cant stand asian girls. DONT COME NEAR ME ANYMORE YOU SMELL LIKE CABBAGE AND YOU HAVE FACIAL HAIR.

>>7051672
Even after watching that I don't understand why anyone would be any more upset about than any of the other crap on the market. Enmasse is just being oversensitive here.

>>7051986
I don't believe they do, but I could be wrong.

For 23 years and 11 months had I suffered them, the ignorant gaijin back home who sickened me with their microwaved culture and their materialism. The spindly losers in the anime club who cared only for anime and not a whit for the superior monoethnic culture to which it was endemic. Well no more. Fucking zettai no more. I touched down in the country I was certain I had lived all my previous lives, no doubt as a badass ronin samurai ninja or some shit. I had never been here, but I had returned.

Nippon-sama, tadaima!

No sooner had I left the airport when I saw the woman of my dreams. She confirmed my every hope, my every ideal of this great land. The light coming in through the sakura backlit her like a full body halo. She was made of demure and soft spoken. Of bowing and bento.

Of Japan and perfect.

My heart started doki doki-ing all over the shop. And then she saw me! Spotted me in the crowd! Well, of course she did, I was like a head taller than the fucking hobbits they call men around here. I was in no state of mind to meet her gaze, and tried to look away but I was paralysed. She was just so ... prettyu ...

And just like that she started walking over. Her walk was just pure concentrated sex. If you poured a glass of it sex fumes would just rise right off the top. I loved the way the light danced unevenly over her pristine porcelain skin as she walked. The way she did more for me by showing just her shoulders than any American girls could by showing their entire gaping cleavage for all the world to SEE THIS YOU SHOULD TAKE NOTES, THIS IS WHAT SEXY IS YOU FUCKING WHORES -

>Elin, which is the cute little girl, so we're going to be modifying the art on that to make it more appealing to the Western audience.

Wait what?

Im looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be
of 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And
has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it
first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching
chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made
out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was
made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a bento box similar to
the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i dont want my gohan (rice) to touch my
other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)

>>7051810
Those are just the initial runs, they're going to be doing more to them later.

Jesus married to Mary Magdalene? No fucking way. I've read the Bible, folks, and I know there's no way Jesus was ever married. The guy never had a wife. Because no wife would buy The Resurrection story in a hundred fucking years. The disciples will, the believers will:but no wife would buy this fucking story. Good luck! Good luck with this story.

First of all, Jesus leaves on Friday afternoon with 12 other guys. He's gone for three days. No message. No way to get in touch with his wife. Then he comes home Monday afternoon looking like shit, like he hasn't slept. Looks like he's all partied out, man.

And Mrs. Jesus is just waiting, pacing around the home, going, "Okay, this is Day 3 of this shit:Well, look who's back! I'm glad you could find your way home, 'Mr. Savior'! Where's your 12 friends who won't get a job, huh?! Where're they at?! Yeah, 'disciples' my ass. They're LOSERS! Do you hear me? Every one of them are using you, Jesus, and you're not even smart enough to know it! Anyone who says to you 'I believe' we put them up and feed them! I'm sick of it! Where've you been?! Huh?"

And Jesus is rubbing his face, shaking his head, going, "I don't need this shit:not after what I went through this weekend:"

Then he goes, "No honey, I'll tell you where I've been. Come here. Come he-e-ere, honey. I'll tell you where I've been. First of all, not that it ruined your weekend any but I was DEAD!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT YOU FUCKING BITCH?! I WAS DEEEAAADDD!!! WHILE YOU WERE SITTING AT HOME ON YOUR ASS, I'M IN A GRAVE OUTSIDE OF TOWN! I'M FIGHTING DEATH, HELL, DECOMPOSURE:I'M ABOUT TO TURN INTO A SPIRITUAL FORM AND GO INTO THE KINGDOM OF GOD, AND I GO, 'OH SHIT, WAIT A SECOND! I BETTER GO BACK HOME BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHERE I'VE BEEN!' SO NOW I'VE GOT TO FIGHT THE ANGEL OF DEATH, GET MY FUCKING SOUL BACK, CRAWL OUT OF THE GRAVE, AND COME HOME TO THIS SHIT: BECAUSE I MISSED YOU HONEY!!!"

No fucking way, man.

>>7051600
As for me, taking them out is going to hurt their sales more than they think.

hay guys i was just thinking about ow everyone's all like "LIFE IS LIKE AN FPS WITHOUT A RESPAWN LOL" but sometimes the admin just sets respawn delay to be WAY TOO LONG, so it sorta seems like there's no respawn, and you kinda forgot you're playing the game until suddenly you're out in the open and soom AUG whore ganks you and I think this could be it because even if a bunch of cavemen did respawn and were all like "HOW I BUY CLUB" just now, we'd probably put them in insame asylums or they'd join up with terrorists or something so no one would really notice until we get, like, the black plague respawn in a billion years and on top of that sometimes nobody respawns until one team wins the match so maybe what we did wrong was breed too fast, so the match went on and on before one team could kill the other and now all we gotta do is finish off the other team and there'd be like A GOOGOPLEX RESPAWNS and everyone'd be all like "GG lol" but most of 'em would be sarcastic because they've been in observer mode with jesus for trillions of years and the whole time they were like "HE'S BEHIND THE FUCKING BOX".

>>7051966
B&S will be 10x better than Tera, but it also won't be out for at least a year later. That's what makes me mad about this change.

Ok... this is a long shot but... Looking for a dad.

I have a problem and I dunno if this is a place to put it... I don't know if there is any other place for it so here goes.

I just turned 20 and I currently go to college here in Vancouver. Things are all going wrong for me recently: Broke up with girlfriend, lost my part-time job, failing at school. I have no friends or family to turn to. I felt so depressed I even considered suicide. But then I realized there's something I have really wanted all my life as I was growing up and I must experience it before I leave this world. That is fatherly love...

I'm not into gay sex but I really want to be able to hold a man in my arms and be held... that is something straight man cannot help me with, and I don't believe there are many real dads that do this with their son. I'm also scared of what mess I might get myself into if I post this information on a regular gay hook-up site.

The father figure in my imagination is a masculine white male probably between the age of 35 ~ 50? But I'm not racist so other ethnics might do.

This is not a hoax or trap and I am not looking for anything financially from anyone. I just want some emotional support before I decide whether to end my life or not.

In exchange for fatherly love, you can take advantage of me. But I am not open to anal sex, and if you are some horny child abuser... I'm going to have to resort to violence (trust me I am not afraid, as I do not even fear of ending my own life).

If you are looking for a one night stand then forget it. If you think you might be interested, you can email me for my picture(i'm not ugly) hotglue@hotglue./v/

Thanks for reading this long and stupid post, I just thought it's worth a try...

>>7051711
They weren't even pedo, which is what makes this change even more stupid.

When I was sixteen, I raped my next door neighbor kid. She wacapture the flag, and hide and seek with the other ne--we hWhatever, it was a game, she was a kid, and no one thought much of it.

Fast forward five years. I'm in high school, my sister is in eight grade, and our neighbor Jessi is in fifth grade. Sis and Jess went to the same school.

Jess came home with sis (her name is Elizabeth, but I don't want this to get confusing) one day after school. Sis had promised her she'd let her go swimming in our pool. I guess they went swimming, because later I found Jessi, soaking wet in her swimsuit, in myh room. "Sorry!" she said. "Lizzie said your goggles were in here, and the water was hurting my eyes."

Fuck, she was cute. Dripping wet, pink suit clinging to her, cute little ass, tiny barely-there tits...GOD. I got hard just looking at her stand there.

"Uh...yeah. My goggles are actually over here..." I went out to the hallway and hunted them out of the hall closet. My eyes hit on mom's clothesline, though, and my mind went downthe gutter fast.

"Uh, Jessi. Do you want to play a game?"

she bit her lip, cutest thing ever. Her swimsuit strap was starting to slip down off her shoulder, and I started to pray that she wouldn't notice. "like what kind of game?"

"Like...hide and seek," I said.

She grinned. "Okay, like with everyone How come you don't play with us anymore?" I guess the neighborhood games were still going on and she still joined in... interesting.

"I was actually thinking, like...just youand me."

"Okay, sure." She grinned at me and gave me a wet, drippy hug. I felt her cold, wet stomach press against my hard cock and nearly came right then.

"I'll count, okay? And if I find you..."

>>7051834
They really don't want people to talk about this issue, they know it's a hot button for a lot of people.

"You tie me up?" She giggled.

Fuck, fuck, fuck. My shorts were tenting out like the fucking circus. "Yeah. Tie you up," I said.

"Okay!" I found her and covered her eyes with a bandana. She laughed and let me guide her to my room. I laid her down on the bed andcarefully began tying her up--I started by just wrapping her up, mummy-style, but changed my mind partway though. Instead, I cut two pices of clotheline off, snaked them under the bed, and tied each end up one of her nd tickled her on and on as she bucked and squealed belce with my finger and dipped my finger into yher mouth. she started suckling on it, which was suddenly the hottest thing i could imagine anyone ever doing--this tied down, swimsuit-wearing little girl, sucking hungrily on my finger.I ran my other hand down her body, lightly tickling her through the still-damp swimsuit. She murmured around my finger and sucked harder. I ran my finger quickly, lightly, across her crotch, and she bit down on my finger, arching her back, then went back to sucking.

I smiled. "nice girl," I teased quietly, running my hand across her tiny breasts, still flicking and stroking, a weak attempt at masking what I was doing by still pretending to "tickle" her. Whether she believed it or realised what was actually on my mind didn't really matter.

I lightly traced circles around her breasts, circling closer and closer to her tiny erect nipples, and she began to squirm again, this time straining to meet my touch instead of desperately pulling away.

I kept circling her nipples, moving closer....closer....closer...and then I stopped, hovering just above them.

>>7051627
They're basically taking everything alluring about them and toning it down. They're not even making tasteful changes, it's all tacky.

She strained even more, pushing upwards, trying to feel my fingers on her nipples, the one placed I had avoided touching her. but she was stll blinfolded and couldn't tell that she'd never quiet arch her back *that* far.

Damn, a horny ten year old girl. Who would have imagined?

I pulled my finger from her mouth, anf used both of my hands to caregully, firmly push her back down to the bed. she whimpered.

"is something wrong jessi? do you want me to untie you?"

"No!" her body tensed, then relaxed completely. "why did you stop," she whined a little. I forced surprise into my voice. "Did you like that?"

"...ye...yeah," she said shakily. "Please...don't stop?

"I don't know," I said, drawing it out. "I don't know if it's really okay for me to touch you..."

"but we played this all the time when we were kids!"

"mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm," I returned my finger briefly to her mouth. "What do you want?"

She squirmed. "I want you to do what you were doing."

"What was that?"

"You were...you know!" She was so cute when she was flustered.

"I don't know," I said evenly.

"Tickling my...my...boobs."

"You want me to do exactly what I was doing? 'Tickling your boobs?' Just that?"

"N...no..."

>>7052496
That minor change alone already ruined them.

>>7052086
This is exactly how I feel, I just hope they don't ruin it with this retarded change.

>>7052517
They already messed up. People are deciding not to play the game just from this initial report. Even if they end up not doing much to change them. I know, because I'm a customer they just lost. I don't put up with bullshit like this. Westernization in action destroys the entire urge I had to play this game. My $60 probably doesn't mean much to them. Even though I paid monthly for um.. 6 WoW accounts at once at one point and paid for literally all 6 boxes and expansions, and was a loyal customer providing constant feedback and bug reports for 6 years straight or so. Anyways, they should assume I'm not the only one who is making a decision on this very issue they're presenting.

"Keep going?"

I shook my head, though she couldn't see it. I didn't want to push my luck, so I said okay. I snaked my finger back to her mouth and began circling her nipples again. This time she started squirming even faster than before.

Before long, she was breathing hard, and mumbled something around my finger.

I pulled it out again. "What's that?"

"please touch me." she repeated.

"I am touching you, jess."

"There," she said. "You know."

"hm?" I circled dnagerously close to her right nipple, which I still hadn't touched.

"there!" Please."

"Ask me nicely."

She squirmed underneath me. "Please...will you...touch... my....my....nipples."

I smiled. Finally!

Without warning, I pinched both nipples as hard as I could. Jessi screamed and nearly threw herself clear of the bed I began rubbing her nipples frantically with both hands, while she tried in vain to suppress moans of ecstacy. As I rubbed, I inched my face closer and closer to her burnng pussy. I could feel the heat thru the swimsuit, and at that moment I lost what litte control I had.

I'll shoe you something even better! I told her, and pulled her swimsuit to te side, exposing her young vagina. Before she could say anything, I got to licking. Man, it tasted sweet! A 10 year old!

She was moaning loudly now, so loud I was afraid we'd get caught. But I didn't care, I was lost in the ecstacy of it all. Everything was quiet for a minute and for a second I had a crazy thought that I had killed her. But she moved, just barely, beneath me. I ripped the blindfold off her.

"okay, jess?"

"uh..yeah," she whispered. Then, weakly, "...ow."

I smiled. "Did that feel good?"

"Ye...yeah. Yeah, it...it did. Really good."

I petted her for a litle while, and after a couple minutes, the usual spark was back in her eyes. "Wow," she said. "Wow."

I laughed. "I think I'd better untie you now," I said slowly.

"No," she said quickly. "I mean, no... I'm okay. We can keep playing...if you want."

I looked at her, surprised, and incredibly turned on. Fuck, if my ex-girlfriends had been anywhere as hot as this little minx...

"Sure, jess." I said. "What do you want to play?" She shrugged, a cute gesture with her hands tied spread out. "I don't know!" she said. What do you want to play?"

"Hm... How about this: I ask you questions."

She looked at me funny, a cute, confused expression on her face. (Let's face it, everything she does is cute.) "How's that a game?"

I smiled. "It's a pretend torture game, okay? I'll ask you questions...and I'll torture you until you answer."

A flicker of doubt crossed her face. "You won't...really hurt me, will you?"

"Nah, Jess. I promise that you'll love this game as much as me."

She smiled uncertainly. "Okay. Do...do you want to blindfold me again?"

I raised my eyebrows. "Sure, jess, if that's what you want."

"I...I kinda like it, I guess. It's cool not knowing what you're going to do next, and it feels good.'

>>7052531
That assumption is correct.
They will lose my custom with any modifications.

>>7051752
I like how it was so subtle, yet they knew exactly what they were doing and how people would react. Best part is the people who they're pissing off are their potential buyers while the people who they're trying to target will not play this game at all.

"Okay, jess. On with the blindfold." I carefully tied it back around her head, and she leaned back on my pillow.

"Let's see....first question. Hm. Something...embarrassing." She squirmed a little, playfully. "Okay, I've got it. Jess, when was the last time you wet the bed?"

"What?!" she squealed. I'm not gonna tell you that! "Yes, you are," I told her, and began to tickle her. She began to squirm and scream, laughing and gasping for breath. Every minute of so I would stop and prompt her to answer me...no dice.

"You're a stubborn one... I'll have to resort to other measures." I began tickling her again, harder--it might have been almost painful for her, to be honest, but of course she was laughing so hard it was impossible to tell. This time, I didn't stop, and I just kept going until I was worried she was going to pass out....but I didn't stop.

Finally, she managed to choke out "I'll tell you!" I immediately stopped tickling her, and let her rest. her small body still shook a bit, even after I stopped tickling her, and she spent a long time breathing hard, catching her breath back.

After a moment, I was done waitng. "Alright jess, break time's over. Answer the question...unless you want me to do that again?"

"No!" she shrieked. "I said I'd tell you. I... I was eight."

"Really?" I said in mock dismay. "That old? What a messy girl!"

Even under her blindfold, I could tell she was blushing furiously.

"Okay...next question... Let's see." My mind raced through the things that might embarrass a ten year old girl. Having never been one myself, I was havng trouble.

"Uh...how about this? What was the worst grade you got in school this year?"

"Do I...have... to tell you?"

"Yes."

"It was--"

"--you don't have to tell me right away!" I burst out.

She giggled. "I get it. Okay! Wait, I mean... 'I'll never tell you! Not in a million years!'"

"I guess I'll have to torture it out of you!" I said, using the same mock-boastful voice that she had just spoken with. She giggled again. Damn, the kid was adorable.

I gently pulled the blindfold off of her. This time, i wanted to see her face. She tilted her head and looked at me in surprise when she realised the bandana was off, but she didn't say anything.

I covered her mouth, and pinched her nose shut, and watched her eyes go WIDE. She immediately began thrashing underneath me. I silently counted to ten, and released her.

She sucked in a deep breath and glared at me. "You'll have to do better than that!" she boasted.

"I was counting on it," I smiled, and blocked her air again, this time holding for a count of fifteen. The expression on her face as she twisted under me was amazing--a mix of terror, anticipation, and rage--and once again, extreme relief when I let her go before she *really* needed a breath.

"Will you answer my question now?"

She smiled and said.

"--ok... please, no more"

"That was kinda quick of you, you know"

She giggled. Oh God she looked so cute...

"Yes. I'll try better with your next question."

"Very well then, do you like it when I'm doing THIS?"

I instantly started sucking on her nipples.

"--ahhh, no!! you can't!"

"Answer my question, do you like it?"

I started sucking harder, kissing her nipples from time to time.

"--yeess!! but you can't do this!"

Damn, the kid was adorable.

When I finally let go, she really gasped for breath. When she recomposed herself, her face went back to it's normally cute state.

>>7051827
That's an option you can select.

>>7051814
>NO SKIN ALLOWED MODE
Wow, not even the skin on the neck is shown.

"Okay, okay! My lowest grade this year was a 70!" she spurted out.
have been wet from the pool,

My dick was throbbing by now, and I couldn't hold myself back anymore. I pushed her gently back onto the bed with my palms. She stopped squirming, and my fingers ran up to her top.

I rolled up her top, so her nipples were revealed. They were so hard, and pink. I started to suck on them, when she started to seem uncomfortable.

"mmmmffff...." she moaned, as my hand darted for her panties.

I yanked them down past her knees, and she started to do a sort of pushup, trying to get me off I guess. She was bound pretty well, though, and she couldn't move.

I pulled my pants and boxers off in the blink of an eye, and started to stroke her vagina. She started to protest when she saw my PENIS, but I put my hand over her mouth again. I could feel her tongue breach against my sweaty palm, as I continued to play with her.

I positioned myself ontop of her, then, with my hand still on her mouth. I kneeled over her, and slid my PENIS into her finally. Even though she was protesting, she was really fucking wet. God, was she wet. Her pussy juice flowed all over my dick, and I nearly came right there.

She bit my palm, and started to scream under it. My room door was closed, though, and I was sure no one could hear her. I started to thrust hard into her, and this seemed to cause her pain. She obviously wasn't developed enough to handle my penis.

After a few minutes of me fucking her, I came inside of her. I pulled out, and there was a little bit of blood on my dick. I guess this was her first time. She was crying by now, and I finally released my palm from her mouth.

She just laid there, shuddering. Snot ran down her nose and mixed with her tears. I unbound her and rubbed her belly for a few seconds, before I felt this really guilty feeling. I rolled her panties back up, threw her towel on her, and walked out of the room.

>>7052552
Actually each hair template has a set of ears attached to it. You can't change which ears after you choose a hair. Or did they change that since the end of KOB?

I was always a sad kid, but when I found my mother's diary five years ago and read about how she had another secret family that she was going to leave us for, I really cracked. I left for college soon afterwards still having some symptoms of Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, with nightmares still occurring nearly every night.

A few months afterwards, I had gotten to the point where I was oversleeping to avoid my problems, usually sleeping 15-20 hours a day.

I finally sought psychiatric treatment 3 1/2 years ago. They initially put me on Provigil for the over-sleeping and Lexapro for the depression, and they were both crap. Then they put me on Wellbutrin, which just made me feel jittery about 4 hours after taking it, but was still crap. Then they moved me to Effexor XR with a Cytomel (hypothyroid med) supplement; they kept increasing the dosage of the Effexor, and I am now at 375 mg/day. If I forget to take my pills, I feel like I'm getting electric shocks to the brain.

I still want to kill myself every day.

What does the rest of /b/ take to make them seem normal?

>>7051672
It looks so great, I really hope they don't fuck it over with this change.

Mother Suiseiseki, in all her glory.
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Mother Suiseiseki, in all her glory.

Mother Suiseiseki loves us, she loves me and you and everybody, and through the teachings of her sacred word we will live in harmony and oneness, and ascend into a state of pure anonymity ~desu

When we are all the same mind and spirit~

~desu, the sacred sound, so that it may resonate within us and flow out to touch the ethereal beyond ~desu

the sacred vibration, resonates with the great fiery waters beyond the universe, and touches god

~desu appears embraced in a beautiful chorus of vibration

Mother Suiseiseki is in all things, in all places. You can not imprison her any more than you could cage the wind ~desu.

Suiseiseki cultivates the possibility, ever so gently pulling it from the one all, so that it is allowed to manifest ~desu.

It is through these manifestations of temporary individuality that the spirit energy is made to grow before returning to the great nothing ~desu.

Suiseiseki is all things, and thus the evil is also required~ But it is always the way, that the evil do not know they are only aiding in cosmic unity, because they are driven by selfishness and hate. While the good, know that the evil is also a part of the all. Which is what allows them to be full of love for all things ~desu.

Its in this way, that suiseiseki can favor only one, because where love is given it is got, and hatred breeds death. The duality extends to all depths, even into the heart of suiseiseki herself. So that she needs not give equal favor to each side, even though each is equal in the universe ~desu.

This is the difference between the mind and the spirit, the mind knows not the spirit, the spirit knows not at all, but drives all things ~desu.