/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I knew you were anticipating this.

Tell that to /a/

Them vaginabones, man.

>>7050477

Problem?

>>7050465

Get the fuck out of /jp/ you dumb shitposter.

>>7050519
Shut up, bodyxpolitic.

Oh, it's /a/ again. Silly brats.

>>7050573

Why aren't you on my filter? Why are you posting anime on /jp/? Reported.
>>7050519
You're worse than him. Reported.

>>7050609
>Otaku Culture
>anime

Stupid cunt.

HELLo!!!!!!!!!!!

>>7050620
go to bed ryan

>>7050609

This thread has been with a dozen proxies of mine. You are lying to yourself if you don't believe that I'm helping the board.

>>7050626

Hi!

>>7050626
Sup, bro!
You're a cool guy after all, I think, and I really like reading your posts.

>>7050609

This thread has been reported with a dozen proxies of mine. You are lying to yourself if you don't believe that I'm helping the board.

>>7050626

Hi!

>>7050648
>>7050647

>>7050657
>>7050648

I'd impregnate her

>>7050620
Ryan, why do you never answer my messages. You've blocked me on youtube, last.fm, steam and MAL. I was planning to send you a few birthday presents this year with the money I've saved up. Something like a Horo fig since I know you like her. But merry?

It doesnt matter to me though. Nothing I love more than 15 year old Canadianeese boy pussy. You will be mine Ryan. If I've checked correctly by cross referencing with your accounts and friend lists, your place of residence should be within 70 or so miles from me.

I like this picture, because this is the face I imagine you making as I unload liters of my thick viscous man seed up your boy pussy, while stroking your small cute cock.

reported, saged, etc.

go back to bed ryan

what's the link to ryan's last.fm?

>>7050685
http://www.last.fm/user/facegod

You better watch those friends of yours ryan. If any of them try to steal you away from me I'll put the beat down on them. Especially that wannabe fat white girl that pretends she's pig corean.

>>7050685
This is ryan's last.fm. Raid away.

http://www.last.fm/user/pizzadaycat

Having sexual thoughts about Merry is immoral.

>>7050711

i don't think so.

>>7050673
Why are you so fucking obsessed with me, you stupid, fucking utterly moronic stalker? Have I owned you that badly, so you can't fucking stop thinking about me? I'd never accept a Horo fig from you, GTFO, stop stalking me, Idgaf about you to be honest, many people are pissed off because of you, as I've said before, nobody cares about you, just GTFO, stop writing tl;drs about me.

Find someone else, I'm not even into 3D girls, what makes you think that I would like to be with you IRL, you fucking retard.

>>7050715
I've confirmed it to be him. He's a 16-year-old failkid that listens to nothing but dadrock.

>>7050747

are you angry?

canadabro (GTA area) here, im still surprised at the number of Canadians on 4chan. However I am disappoint by all the undereaged kids on 4chan.

Once more for good measure, I'm sure.

>>7050776
No sign of anger, it's only the internet, you bloody cunt.

>>7050788

you should calm down ryan, and start taking it easy like the rest of us.

what the HELLs up with the moodswings?

>>7050747
>>7050673
>>7050711

These posts are by the same person.

>>7050791

are you a wizard?

>>7050747
Tsundere is my favorite archetype. The more people you add and the more you post, the faster I can close in on you and finally meet you in real life and give you a monstrous dicking. Its like game of starcraft. The more troops of yours I see, the faster it is to zone in on your location.

I have no idea who would be pissed, but as I do not know them, I really do not care. I've already tunnel visioned myself for you, and see no point in stopping. It's ok if you will not accept a fig, I understand you like to keep up the illusion of normalfaggotry for your parents, but I'll find some cool present for you like a double sided ona hole we can both rub dicks and fuck with.

You should not post that way about me on /jp/, you might give anons the wrong idea of our relationship, which is actually very good.

ATTENTION /JP/

FACT: /JP/ WAS FUNNY WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS' LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING DEMOCRAT AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO PEDOPHILES ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER CAMWHORE THEY'RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED SCREENNAME BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR SUPPOSED "GOOD SCHOOL" IN THE MORNING TO BUY MORE POT TO SMOKE DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIMMY AND THE REST OF HIS FRIENDS TAKING RITALIN AND ADDERALL AND PROZAC EIGHT TIMES A DAY BEFORE TAKING A CASUAL PASS AT LOCAL, STATE OR NATIONAL GOVERNMENTIAL FIGURES, LEGISLATURE, OR STRUCTURE TO APPEAR EDGY AND INTELLIGENT IN FRONT OF YOUR BUDWEISER-SNEAKING, LIMP-WRISTED, NEAR-TO-COLUMBINE SOCIOPATHIC "DEEP" FRIENDS WHO PLAY THE VICTIM WHEN THEY START LOSING ARGUEMENTS SIX DAYS BEFORE THEIR BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT SIMPLY BECAUSE SCHOOL TRAMP NUMBER TWELVE WOULDN'T GO UNDER THE BLEACHERS WITH THEM TO LET THEM GET TO SECOND BASE BEFORE THEIR THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY.

>>7050803

tl;dr

>>7050791
You can bring a mod in here to confirm they are not if you'd like. Ryan does not need to fake love, because he has me to love him unconditionally and eternally. He loves me as well. Do you think he'd respond if he did not like me? He's just heavy tsuntsun. When we are alone he gets very deredere with me though, its kind of cute.
>>7050699
This one is his correct last.fm, facegod. The other one must be some anon trying to hide Ryan from you guys. I'd like if my sweetie had some more friends to talk with, so I'll share his last fm with you.

Ryan's steam account.
> sees his groups
> Team weeaboo
> Some other group with their pic as a check e.m

Ryan, confirmed for /b/tard with a hint of /jp/ism

>>7050797
Leave me alone. I don't want to waste more of my time on you. I'm here just to have some fun and share my thoughts with the rest of /jp/, not to argue with you or anyone else, here.

>>7050806

you are truly a soldier of love, anon.

Then tragedy strikes.

She opens her mouth, “Well, actually, you know one show I really don’t like?”

“What?”

“The Melancholy of Haruhi Suz-What’s that last bit called? I don’t know. You know, the Haruhi show. It’s a fucking trite harem anime covered with a Evangelion plot and everyone is fucking homo for it. I’m a girl and even I can’t stand it.”

My pulse quickens, I start to sweat uncontrollably, my hands clench and my finger nails begin to dig into my skin. Did she just insult The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya? The smartest, most interesting, cutest romance story and perhaps anime of the 2006 season? My vision turns red.

I let loose a howl, no, a bellow of rage and turn on her. I smash her off my blue beanbag and onto the floor, on top of her. The wind is knocked out of her and before she can regain it, I’m smashing her head continually on the floor.

“YOU FUCKING BITCH. YOU FUCKING BITCH. HARUHI’S TOO FUCKING SMART FOR YOU. YOU DUMB CUNT. IT’S TOO FUCKING SUBTLE FOR YOU. FUCKING BITCH.”

I’m now smacking her across the face, hard, leaving large red welts. She’s still winded, so she hasn’t started screaming yet. Quickly, I jump off her and rush to my drawer and rattle the top drawer open, knocking a pristine Edward Elric FMA figurine to the floor chipping it.

“YOU FUCKING CUNT, DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO? THAT COST ME $125, YOU DUMB LITTLE WHORE.”

I pull a dagger from the drawer, blade length is about the size of my forearm, close my bedroom door and crouch down like a lion. She’s raised herself a little, so that her hands are lifting her torso off the floor. She’s coughing and in shock, then she looks at me, sees the dagger and screams. Loud. I laugh hysterically at her screams, which are beginning to excite me, and then pounce. She raises an arm to block my falling blade, uselessly. It slices through her flesh like butter, and cuts deep into the bone.

>>7050806
why the HELL would you need a mod when even he's one of us?
you'll need the samefag script to check posters ID, google it or ask /b/

>>7050811

but no one cares what you think, except maybe your stalker. so why don't you leave?

You are truly a god among bros.

Just when I think you're as solid as a bro can get, you raise the very definition of brodom to new heights. You're like a brogle, soaring to the farthest reaches of the atbrosphere. Seriously. If it weren't for you and your extreme brobility to hook a bro up when it is most croosh, I'd have been stuck in some bitch-ass seat, cramped all in the corner with a bunch of bitch-asses, bro. But you stepped up. You brovercame all obstacles to help a bro out. This is the kind of shit that makes bros for life.

You are the king of all bros. Brotankhamen. You are the Ayatollah Bromeini. You are Broseidon, lord of the brocean.

I've long admired your absolute broficiency in all things bro-related, and the way you've always carried yourself in a brofessional manner. I consider you a brole model. When I was new in this town, you took me under your wing and showed me the bropes. And I will always preesh that. Not only did you school me in proper brotocol, but you were a spiritual leader, a confidant, and, more importantly, a bro. You taught me how to be true to my inner bro and to bros around me. You are a real bro. Not a fake bro, like those other douches. I hate fake bros, bro. Faux breaux. Fuck that. No, really, bro?you're practically a bro-ther to me.

Look at you, blasting in like Rambro and firing off your launcher like nobrody's business, bro. Serious Brotosaurus Rex action. Brodius Maximus. I'm not big on labels, but you, more than any of the wiggers, bitches, goth chicks, dorks, homos, or Mexicans I know, are absolutely beyond rebroach.

>>7050811
I want to see your entire body shudder as I pour my hot steamy cum inside of your rectum.

In fact, your brotitude is so brossential that, in many ways, you are the ultimate brototype: You sprung out of the brotean ooze at the very broment of creation, unformed, unmolded, and became the ultimate bro, more powerful than any who came brofore. I don't fear your power, bro, but I respect it. And I will always brobey it.

Brosemite Sam. Potassium Bromide. Brobi Wan Kenobi. Brover Norquist.

Like Broseph Stalin, you are leading the way to the dictatorship of the broletariate. It is truly revbrolutionary. Like the Bro v. Wade of our generation. You brobliterate the enemy from the very peak of Mt. Brolympus. That's some shit. That's brolific. But that's the kind of bro you are.

You are the epitome of bro, in every brossible way, and that's the Bro's honest truth, bro. I may have a bropensity for broverstatement, but this no mere hyperbrole: You are 100 brocent, absbrolutely the broest. Brotally.

>>7050829

cool story bro

I led her into my room. She was pretty: brown hair, muddy green eyes, no rolls of fat, no fields of acne scaring her face, about sixteen years old, and a decent sized rack (not big but not a flat chest either). She stopped and looked about the room to admire my collection; Kare Kano boxset (Very good, cute little series until Anno left, then the budget dropped and the show went to shit), Neon Genesis Evangelion Platinum Edition (Not as bad or as good as people say it is) along with some Asuka and Rei figurines, Full Metal Alchemist (Great series, seems like a shonen but it’s so much better and deeper), a vintage Akira movie poster, pretty much every Gundam series boxset except for G Gundam which is total crap, a poster for the original Ghost in the Shell movie release, Unopened Robotech Mecha action figures (Mint condition), and so so so so much more. It would take days to list. She whistles, “Nice. Very Nice.”

“Thanks.” I say, barely able to hold down my overflowing pride.

We met at the high school anime club, which is mainly filled with fat wastes of life, and noticed each other amongst the smell of body odor and sound of a subbed Sailor Moon episode playing. She took the invitation to my place and here we are. She certainly knows how to appreciate good collection when she sees one.

I decide to get right to the basics and start her interrogation, “Ok, so let me, get this out the way – Do you like Inuyasha?”

She glances at me with something close to disdain, “God, no. There’s nothing interesting in a show about a bishy dog teenager not having enough guts to fuck his girlfriend, but will spend 15 minutes stupidly attacking his enemy’s new barrier before he realizes that he’s gonna need a 15 episode quest to get by it.”

>>7050829
>Broseph Stalin

>>7050826
What even makes you so attracted to me, leave me alone, I don't want you.

I told you long time ago, if you want to talk, you can't add me on some IM, just stop stalking facegod, he isn't me, stop being so obsessed with me.

>>7050856

we all know that's you, ryan. stop trying to hide it.

>>7050856
After I'm done fucking your ass, I want us to bathe in urine together.