/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Knife + throat

No we can't.

Why are these people not getting banned for fuck sake?

Take all pills you will find in home before going sleep. Drink some water. Go sleep. Wake up in Gensokyo as girl with dress.

Any new methods?

>>7031278
Why do you keep making these threads instead of killing yourself?

Get a bunch(hundreds) of high powered fans and line them up. Turn them all on and the front fan will be moving air faster than the speed of light. Step in front and you will be blasted into another dimension.

Death by old age

lucid dreaman

>>7031344
how are you supposed to plug them all in?!?!

sage for baka

bakabakabaka

>>7031344
Brilliant!

QUALITY THREAD­

>>7031287
I doubt human can do it. If it was possible then everyone would do it.

>>7031278
OP, if I were with you, I'd suck your penis.

don't you 404 on me

this thread seems cool

>>7038752

Don't lie. You just came here because you wanted >>7031548 to suck your penis.

1. Steal these 3 stuffs
2. Go to the Moon and wait until solar eclipse
3. Use the mirror to reflect sunlight to the jewel
4. Swallow the heated jewel
5. Swing your left arm shouting "Eirin Eirin" and held the sword in the right hand
6. Slash randomly, a portal should appear
7. Now leave it and travel back to Earth and go to Japan. Go to a small shrine in Shinto region, the poorer the better. In 9 seconds.
8. Fuck the miko there, if can't find any, fuck the donation box while shouting "Mima Mima". A portal should be opened near the gate.
9. Step in, welcome to Gensokyo.

The moon part is to trick Yukari that some Lunarians are attacking, quickly go back to Japan when she's fixing it. You can go to Gensokyo from that portal too, but it's too risky.

You just want attention. You don't actually want to kill yourself. I mean its obvious by now to every complacent /jp/ poster that these threads are just circlejerks for the depressed.

Stop pretending to be suicidal you can get attention through other less retarded means. Why not make an alice thread and say something about her leaking poop, thats 200 replies in the making and honestly even though its still shit its shit I'd rather see than a bunch of you faggots talking about dream suicide.

No afterlife rewards taking your own life for no reason. Are you even an organ donor?

Make this seal, write your name and Gensokyo on the back OP.

>>7038859

>afterlife

>>7038859
I don't want attention.
I hate how these threads are spammed. I wish there was at least one thread where people could post intructions how to end this cruel life.

>>7038814
OBJECTION

the original sword was lost at the great naval battle of Dan-no-ura

hrmmm... and did something happen to the jewels?

I know that the mirror is kept in a box at Ise or wherever, but where's the magatama necklace kept?

>>7038978
Take a bottle of sleeping pills and enjoy your painless death.

>>7038978
Exit bags, drugs, jumping off a building, onto train tracks, etc?

There are a tremendous multitude of easily accessible ways to kill yourself. If you haven't killed yourself yet, it's because you don't really want to.

>>7038996
Who cares, I just told him HOW to go to Gensokyo. The work is his.

all three of the imperial regalia were supposed to have been lost at Dan-no-ura, but the jewels and mirror were later recovered

how the hell were the Japanese supposed to manage that back in the 12th century? did they have diving equipment?

>>7038967
Okay I'm genuinely curious why would an atheist want to end their own life?

Outside of extreme pain from cancer etc

>>7039040
Kappa technology of course

>>7039040
holding a boat upside down.

Shit people have been doing it since BC.

>>7039043
They're probably suffering from 中二病.

>>7038998
I don't have any sleeping pills but have whole box of other drugs. Hope they will work. See you in next world!

>>7039081
I wouldn't try it. If you're unlucky you'll end up with horrible pain or some other problem.

>>7039081
>>7039094
He'll be back posting in an hour.

>>7039114
Do you think I'm stupid?

It's obvious that I'm waiting for more opinions.

>>7039137
You're considering killing yourself and or trolling about it because you have nothing better to do with your time.

Either way you're an idiot.

Welcome to opinions you've just heard mine.

I never did finish Portal.

>>7039151
Why not its only a few hours long?

>>7039154
Dunno. Got bored, I guess.
I think I stopped on the level right before the last level. I remember incinerating that cube thing?

>>7039164
But you missed the credits/still alive.

The best part.

>>7039173
I've heard the song a few times.

>>7039143
You're considering killing yourself _and_ trolling about it because you have nothing better to do with your time.
You got me there! But I want to know why normal drugs aren't going to work and sleeping pills will work.

Pump nitrogen (or helium) into an exit bag. Easy enough, and painless.

>>7039423
And do you really expect that depressed people can do it? Even for normals without depression it's complicated.

Sucks for you, if you don't achieve enlightenment you will be reborn on this planet after you die. YOU WILL NEVER LEAVE.

>>7039445
The only really hard this about it is getting the hose attachments. Seriously, i went to every hardware store in town, and no one had them. The He tank you can buy at Walmart.

>>7039670
Getting these things IS complicated. Especially for depressed hikkis for whom it will be first tour to outside world since months.

You could stop eating.

I'm just gonna say I wish you peace whether it's in this life or the next, OP.

;_;

Friday already ;_;
And I'm still alive.

I wish there was a shaving/pantyhose thread right now. I shaved all the bottom half of my body completely. Even my anus is totally hairless. It took me like 1:30h and now I have nobody to show it to...

>>7040438
<<<<<<<< /b/ this way

>>7040438
So post these pics of your anus ITT.

If anyone objects you can just say it's pictures of the portal

>>7040449
I don't like the people there. I just wanted to try to turn some nice guys from /jp/ on, that's all.

There is no guy in /jp/. how dare you see us cute lolita as those disgusting perverted creatures!
Dammit I'm gonna suck my dog's cock now, talking with you is so frustrating.

>>7040451
No, I'm too embarrassed to do it here.
>>7040473
I hate this meme. Why can't people here realize that guys>girls?

>>7040479
Obviously because "muff muncher" sounds better than "cock sucker"

So how is your Friday morning /jp/? Still alive?

>>7039445
>>7039773
Order that shit online. It really is not that complicated, you just have to look around a bit. You don't need to go outside. A lot of party-catering places will ship helium to you, and the hoses/adapter equipment can be easily ordered and shipped online.

So yes, it really is easy.