/jp/ - Otaku Culture

more Rosa

Only those in their early thirties.

I DESIRE

>>7011907
YES

if it's uncensored then HELL YEAH

Superior to teens, but inferior to preteens, with the exception of babies and toddlers.

I like Kyrie

It is a crying shame that Umineko does not have a better artist and is not porn.

Then again, while Natsuhi and Eva are hot as fuck, we'd probably only ever see them fucking Hideyoshi and Krauss, who don't exactly take home the gold in the good looks olympics.

Or they could get raped by goats I guess, but is that really an improvement?

>>7011920
Pretty much this! Well said.

A mother of 32, two daughters of 16 and 14.

>>7011928
There's 30 other children?

>>7011932

You are kinda bad at this.

Babies < Toddlers < Preteens > Early teens > Late teens > Older < Rika

>>7011928
Wait I don't follow. Are you saying YOU are one?

>>7011936
That's the joke.

I like Umineko older women.

Why there isn't more stuff of them, why Japan?

I love me some hags

S-source?

>>7011907
Could you give the source?

>>7012324

I don't remember the name but I think it was some Erika doujin. OP's pic is unrelated to the rest.

>>7012334

Ok, checked and I have it saved in my folder, it's "oshieki please".

>>7012334

Really? Holy fuck, someone desperately needs to do a good Umineko MILF doujin. Holy fuck, why has nobody done it yet, this is ridiculous.

>>7012352
Because nobody likes hags except you and the two other haglovers in this thread.

>>7012352

<The only Milf doujin I can think of is this one.

Yes.

Did someone say older women from Umineko?

>>7012356

Only a couple of those hags are in the top ten in the popularity poll.

>>7012368
Obviously those were ironic votes.

>>7012356

What are you calling a hag, hag?

Lolis are for pedophiles, unsecure and timid but perverted people.

We are not afraid of women.

>>7012356

Dude, you don't get it. I'm normally as pedo as anyone on /jp/ would be if not more, but these are no ordinary hags. They're fucking hot as hell. I'm not even really sure why I'm so attracted to them, but after reading Umineko, I just know that if anyone did a decent doujin with them, my penis would fucking explode. It's a fucking mystery, but it's the truth, yo.

>>7012371
>Lolis are for pedophiles, unsecure and timid but perverted people.
So they're only doing what they do because adult women frighten them? I feel sorry for the pedo's now.

>>7011907
I don't know about /jp/, but I sure as hell do.

>>7012372

Such an ironic folks those are, voting ironically in every poll every day.

>>7011907
Kyrie is hot.

>>7012379
They have a good, persevering sense of wit.

>Does /jp/ like older women?

In real life? Fuck no.

In animu and VNs? Sure, because they look like they're 16 with giant tits and have a massive self-image problem due to their age (that doesn't show in any way).

>>7012373

I understand you. It's the first time I not only give a fuck about older women but they even are my favorites.

If there is something I can say with certainty Umineko is good at is BGM and milfs.

>>7012373

To elaborate, I think it all started with that scene in Episode 5 where Rosa winks at Battler. The whole idea of Battler getting together with his aunts was so wrong, but so hot at the same time, goddamn. Rifyu's comics certainly didn't help.

>>7012382

Sure man.

I like some milfy mommy.

yesyesyes

I love moms and milfs, so yes.
natsuhi is the best one.

Umineko's older women are a miracle of the universe.

Why dose japan not make any porn for them, I don't get it?

>>7012388
So hot.

>>7012381
>>7011907
>>7012413

I have to say that MILFs in umineko are charming and beatiful as fuck. Even more than some younger anime girls that I seen that get voted a lot in polls because of their beauty.

I don´t what other people will say, but Kyrie and Eva just make my body react every time.Hot as hell these two are. Like Jessica too, but if a have to choose, the decision is very clear...

Also, pic related to anyone that have more Kyrie pictures (favorite girl in the show and one of my favorites) and Eva.

>>7012478
Proof that the milf people are from /b/

>>7012514
>>7012478
samefag

>>7012532
Don´t compare my thread with this one >>7012514

Also, i get this image right now and i don´t know what´s going on in /b/. I don´t really care.

>>7012465

It's well-know Japan has shit-taste.

>>7012554
I have no idea what you're trying to say.

More mature MILFs.

I like girls in all shapes and sizes. So I also like older girls. But not if they have that annoying "Ara ara~" behaviour anime often depicts them with.

How can you not love her?

>>7012571
But that's the best part.

>>7012582
I prefer them with a developed body, but still young at heart. Like me.

I like women up to their mid 30s. Exceptions exist but women in their 40s are really past their prime to me. Can't deal with monster tits either, which is a shame as most of the porn with more mature girls is this way. Bad: >>7012396 >>7012450. Good: Rosa on >>7012413.

>>7012586

pehh I like milfs with some curves and tits sometimes more than the prepube flatchested loli boyish body.

sometimes.

>>7012586
>I like women up to their mid 30s
This, 30s is a good age range. There's this lady who works at the salon I go to (inb4 >salon), and I was hella surprised when I found out that she was 31 years old. She seriously looked like she was just hitting 22 or something.

Umineko milfs>>>>the rest of the umineko female cast

>>7011907
fuck yes i do

if they're like this, sure i do.

>>7011907
Yes, very much.

>>7013050
Akiko is still the ultimate milf as far as I am concerned. I just want to spread her special jam all over her and lick it off.

I need to go to /e/ for some more hot milf pics, though you are welcome to keep posting them here.

>Lolis are for pedophiles, unsecure and timid but perverted people

actually most pedos who actually act on their desires are family men

>>7013170
And pastors... which hits pretty close to home for me since I just found out last year that my middle school pastor was a pedo. Thank goodness I didn't go to church that often!

>>7012371
>Lolis are for pedophiles, unsecure and timid but perverted people.

I can't help it. Real women are so scary with their big hips and large breasts and pubic hair.

>walking into a board made for pedophiles
>ask if they like older women

I hate older women with a passion. I'd kill my mother if I could get away with it.

yukari. altough that's already hag material.

I fucking love older women.
>Provided they are 2D.

I always fantasize about a older woman taking me in and treating me like the son she never got to have incest with.

HAG is BEST

My fantasy girlfriend is roughly 235 years old. She looks 11.

>>7011907

Aside from 2d, I haven't met one yet that I was really attracted to, no.

Mother/son incest is one of my strongest fetishes, so yes.

>mfw Umineko yuri would be the hottest thing ever, but I can't find any good stuff

>>7017590
>mfw we will never see eva dominating an embarrassed shannon in a teasing, motherly way
>yfw i'm the only one who ever thought about it

Look at this lovely line-up of gorgeous onee-sans

>>7011907
>>7011907
God, check out those looks. Its the looks those older women can give you thats so hot. The kind of look they're wearing right no saying "Yeah I'm checking you out. Think you can handle me? I'm gonna tie you to the bed and ride you silly and then cook you breakfast in the morning."

Did anyone say older women?

>>7017620
Close, replace Shannon with Natsuhi and you have what I thought about.

pic related, it's the best I can find

>>7017629

Yes, Anonymous. It's that look. It's what makes older women in 2D so delectable!

Is "older women" relative to your own age?
If so, yes.

>>7017655
What's the story behind this image?

>>7017658
>Berserk - The Lost Chapters

>>7017658
Rape.

>>7011907
Think I need to request a source for this.

>>7012361
There's a R-18 Natsuhi doujin that went extinct, no online shop sells it. Shame I deleted the cover, because it only reminds and torments me on how I can never find it.

>>7017655

>this thread
I just threw up a little in my mouth.

>>7017793
what? no madotsuki?

>>7017801
gotcha covered

I like everything from lolis to hags.

I am the superior person.

in after the hags.

>>7017636
Oh god, this is so hot.

Why don't Eva/Natsuhi doujins exist? Fucking Japan. If they were men there'd be 9001 doujins.

>>7017890
I don't know, they just don't have any taste over there. Yuri is hard enough to come by, but actual good, quality yuri? it's a goddamn endangered species.

I would love Natsuhi tenderly, NTR her away from that failure of a husband, and live happily ever after with her.

;_;

>>7011924
My dream is Natsuhi x Krauss porn, really

>>7018088
and then you'd be looking at this >>7018094

This thread really needs more kumasawa

>>7018272

I'd like to believe Kumasawa looked like this in her youth.

>>7011924
With all the implied lesbianism and weird sexual themes floating around, I'm sure he could think of something up.

>>7018156
There is actually a young Natsuhi X young Krauss doujin floating around somewhere, IIRC.

It will never be scanned.

I wish there was some cute Eva/Hideyoshi doujinshi.

Delicious Christmas cake!
MMMMMMMM~~

>>7011907
Hell yeah, I do.

So what's the source on the OP?

Older women are the best.

>>7018576
Good until 25, then stale as hell, amirite?

Stay at the kitchen or get the fuck out.

Natsuhi is fine.
Rosa is a slut and Kyrie and Eva are feminist dykes.

>>7018908
Natsuhi is infinitely better at managing money and just about everything else than Krauss is though. That particular pair doesn't advance misogyny very much.

>>7018908
With the way Eva treats Natsuhi, I really wouldn't call her a feminist. She's just egoistical when it comes to who will be the next head.

>>7020816

Eva was a feminist at the age in which the talk with Krauss at the start of EP3 happens. Then she became a "back to the kitchen" wife and she's just a bitch when it came to inheritance.

I once debated writing an ordinary highschool romance story with a generic Rie-type tsundere, where the protagonist only puts up with her because he's shagging said tsundere's hot mom.

Except I can't write that much without losing focus.

>>7020756

And even so Natsuhi is still kept to the kitchen.

>>7017590
>>7017620
Japan seems certain that Eva and Natsuhi are fucking.

>>7021459
THEN WHY DO THEY NOT FUCKING DRAW ANYTHING?

>>7021459

Because is canon. See >>7012366 pic related.
See tarot card for more confirmation.

>>7021489

They are busy trying to keep the fandom Beabato only.

>>7012361
WHAT.

WHERE CAN I GET THIS? I WANT IT GODDAMMIT.

>>7021189
Kinzo's a douche: news at 11.

>>7021543

There http://www.mediafire.com/?m5me21fxxs63k8x

By the way it would be nice if someone translated it.

>>7021635
>Untraslated
Well I guess that's fine so long as-
>No porn, just dialogue
DAME DA, ZEN ZEN DAME DA

>>7021924
>Porn
>Umineko milfs

It will never happen.

is there still any doujins featuring dem milfs?

So much awesome hate-sex potential...
Why Japan?

>>7023209
not just hatesex

Rosa = love tenderly/roleplaying/dominating
Natsuhi = rough sex/love tenderly/cuddling sex
Kyrie = rough passionate sex/roleplaying/kinky sex
Eva = dominating/rough sex/kinky sex

pick your choice

>>7018352

You mean the one where the other siblings appear too? Because that one is scanned.

>>7023331

I pick all of them. At the same time.

>>7023545
crazy ass incest orgy?

>>7023558

Why not? Wincest is a very common thing in Umineko

>>7023558

Also prove that Rosa is Kinzo's daughter. With all the age difference she perfectly could be Rudolf's.

>>7023209
Japan is populated by massive faggots.

That's why what few doujins we have are about Shannon and Jessica. WE DON'T EVEN REALLY GET ANY BEATO DOUJINS (although there is that one truly perplexing Virgillia/45 doujin).

>>7023719
The few Beato doujins out there are pretty good tho.
>Jessica throwing herself in front of a futa cock meant for Kanon.

>>7023745
Don't suppose you have a link?

>>7023865
http://www.mediafire.com/?hvr24c7963uiz7r

>>7023865
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/337105/102086c54d/

Anyone ever find a link for ops doujin?

>>7023910
http://www.mediafire.com/?8occ1perlc4dcvl

>>7023883
>>7023885

Man, that was both so hilarious and hot at the same time.

>>7023885
>"I can't let her get behind me!"
>BAM! Futa cock attack!
Oh god. I can't fap to that. It's so silly.

>>7023719
Japan has superior taste. Futa/yuri is ten times more exciting than your usual stuff.

/jp/ is the little girl second to left in the background, so yes, appearently.

>>7024050
But we barely ever GET futa or yuri in this fandom. Hell, we've got Beato actually saying things like "you're the type of man I'd like to make submit and kiss my toes" IN THE GAMES and we barely even get any femdom. And we've got these gorgeous MILFs in plenty supply... who get almost nothing done with them.

IT'S A WASTE, THAT'S WHAT IT IS!

>October
>Swimsuits
>Japan
BullshitTenPointsFromGryffyndor.jpg

>>7024097

http://exhentai.org/g/262894/d7462b45ce/

Here's a good Beato domination doujin. The only thing is that Battler has been turned into a little boy, which may or may not make it better for you. Also, this artist has a habit of making Ronove really gay for some reason, but it's ok in this particular doujin. If someone could translate it, they'd be my hero.

Our porn doujins may suck, but I think we outnumber every fandom ever (except Nasu stuff) in terms of translated comedy doujins.

>>7024105
>quoting function used as greentext
>greentext
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Normal text!

>>7024145
Do you want a biscuit?

>>7024114
sad panda?

>>7024159
We really need a sticky like /g/ has.

Exhentai won't work without some trickery. The simplest option is to create an account on e-hentai, then sign in to it and make sure it remembers. Then Exhentai will work.

There's other methods but that's the most straightforward one.

>>7024181

We don't need any stickies. If a person is too retarded to do a Google search, I don't want him using up bandwidth on exhentai.

>>7024216
So you're happy with the same question every time someone posts an Exhentai link? Because it gets old pretty fast, and no, ignoring/mocking them won't stop it being asked.

no takano yet?

>>7024240
Takano is a slut.

>>7024234
I think they should learn on their own. /jp/ wont be around to hold their hand forever. Give a man a fish, etc.

>>7024418
That analogy sucks. You're ignoring the starving, or making fun of them.

>>7024234
the whole point of it is keeping out the wrong people. Posting about how to access it time after time after time isn't going to help things. If they really care, they'll search themselves like we all did.

oh desire...

>>7024430
Exhentai's sadpanda looks like a site that's experiencing problems or has been taken down. The first thought won't be "Hey there's a trick to accessing this" it'll be "Hey is this site broken for anyone else?" and they'll ask.

And no, it's not just newbies that will do that. I've been here for a couple of years and didn't notice Exhentai until a couple of months back.

So whether you like it or not the question will come up, and it's best to put it in a sticky or FAQ. At least then we'll have a reason to taunt people who ask.

>>7011907 Does /jp/ like older women?

>>7011907
It has to be those stares man, those damn stares.
>More DESIRE than you can take.
So true OP.

>>7023883
>>7023885
Holy shit.

This is ridiculous.

>>7023883
>>7023885

What the hell?

>>7023883
Wow. I haven't seen you since '06.

DESIRE

You will never have three delicious Umineko MILFS looking at you with DESIRE ;_;

>>7028604
Feels bad man.