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Have a nice trip, Satori.

it's a picture of a fictional character

so, it's like, an unreal unreal thing

how are you even supposed to feed something like that?

Daily Okuu 200+ replies thread

>>7017383

It's a jpeg. Just save it somewhere on your machine, and every day at 9:00, 12:30, 5:30, feed it some superfluous bits every day.

dd if=/dev/urandom of=~/1298769447.jpg count=512

>>7017383

It's a jpeg. Just save it somewhere on your machine, and every day at 9:00, 12:30, 5:30, feed it some superfluous bits.

dd if=/dev/urandom of=~/1298769447.jpg count=512

>>7017400

I forgot to add you should probably seek ahead to the end of the file, or by analogy you'd be feeding her by boring into her chest cavity with a power saw and ramming the food into the center of her torso.

Moekuu~

Ah~ Why is Okuu the best Touhou?

>>7017525
Your entitled to your opinion that's why.

>>7017525

Cute Okuu is best Okuu.

>>7017580
FUCK YOU SECONDARY FAGGOT BADASS OKUU IS BEST OKUU AND CANON

>>7017621

Wow... chill the fuck out man. It's just an opinion.

>>7017621
I'd say she's rather both.

>>7017621

Only secondaries call other people secondaries.

Okuu nominated for most pettable touhou.

>>7017677
Hmm. I'd have to consider it.

Japanese bird exploding unethical kappa scientists

>>7017400
>>7017410
That was an interesting insight, thanks.

Okuu would make a great waifu. Because of the fact that she is a domesticated pet by Satori, she would most likely receive affection very well, and love you back unconditionally. She also has a good sense of responsibility and would be extremely dependable, judging from her dedication to maintaining the reactor for Chireiden.

>>7017726
She's also a bird so you'd be committing bestiality, so yeah. But if you're underground you'd be hated anyway so it doesn't matter.

>>7017740

I'm already in hell anyway, so might as well take advantage of it!

>>7017726
She'd also give you cancer but eh, it's well worth it.

>>7017757
That reminds me of this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GG7XaXZ_U_g

>>7017677

>>7017740

I have sex with birds, what's up with that?

>>7017760

Aya isn't really a full animal youkai though, much less a pet. She's some kind of hybrid.

>>7017755

Okuu has full control over her powers and can't just give anyone cancer randomly. We've been over this. If she could then there's no way Satori would keep her as a pet or have her play with Koishi.

>>7017764
Hehe, and you got this from where? Assumption? Denial?

>>7017764

You know, you're right but I thought it'd be a funny thing to say anyway.

Posting bird in bird thread.

>>7017760
I'm lacking a bitches and whores.jpg That says Cloaca and Chocolate Vomit but I want you too imagine it.

>>7017775

No, just from what I've read about Tengu I've come to the conclusion that they are half and half.

>>7017772
how would she know that radiation would cause cancer.
its not like she lives in the modern world were this kind of stuff is common knowledge

man all this exposure to radiation is making me thirsty

How do you prefer your palace of the earth spirits, /jp/?

>>7017812
We don't know if she knows, but at least we know that she knows it's dangerous just to get close to her, if all of her dialogue wasn't specific enough, there's always her Soku win quote against China.

>>7017812
Her type of radiation poisoning would be more the acute type, that is, seizures and vomitting blood and death within hours or days. It'd only take one victim for to see that radiation = bad. You get cancer from chronic rad poisoning, a low level over time.

>>7017831
It's only dangerous to get close to her when she's in heat.

>>7017812
Marvel's Radioactive Man moe.

He won't actually cause anyone to get cancer but they still made him wear the full nuke suit when he was part of the thunderbolts because everyone was afraid of him giving people cancer.

Then Anti-Venom punched him for it even though it never happened.

>>7017821
Never really thought about it. Large and grand hallways with cozy rooms, I guess.

>>7017849
And then anon suddenly realized how Okuu fits as Dr. Manhattan.

>>7017831

Well, yeah, when she's fighting then sure.

>>7017821
>Giant underground mansion

Holy fuck thats so batman.

>>7017896
the mansion is above ground though
the batcave is more of the underground labotory

It would be pretty ridiculous to assume Okuu could just give anyone radiation poisoning that she came anywhere near. If she was then everyone would die horrible deaths just by fighting her in Soku.

She promises she is safe.

As long as you are nice to her~

breasts

this artist is amazing.

>>7017956

The breast Touhou.

>>7017959
ridiculouslyasianokuu.jpg

>>7017983
Only minus the EYE OF SAURON.

Okuu is cute, but it doesn't seem like many people see her that way. Most seem to just focus on the badass part.

>>7017410
fucking hell why did I laugh?

Well, damn... that didn't last as long as I hoped it would. Oh well.

>okuu thread with <200 posts

heresy. It's because of okuu that I got interest in the medical effects of radiation poisoning. Radiation will really fuck your shit up.

Pass the chemo bags. IV's running dry again.

>>7017761
"Say hello to my third leg!"

I wish to make sweet, romantic love to her.

>>7017764
I don't think she can turn into a bird, either. If you can't turn into the animal you're not an animal youkai.

>>7018912
Will you take responsability ?

>>7018942

She can. She was shown in bird form in Reimu's bad end of SA. But still, as far as I know, Tengu aren't originally born as animals.

>>7018943

Her children would be adorable.

>>7017764
>>7018942

There are no animal youkai. There are only youkai beasts. Okuu, Tewi, Ran and so on.
Aya is a full blown youkai though.

>>7018954
They are born from eggs, but not the kind of egg that comes from an orifice like how it is with a normal bird. It's huge.

>>7017983

>>7018982
How are the eggs formed if not inside a body?

>>7018982
So what's the difference between animal youkai and youkai beasts?
Youkai beasts = Animals who turned into youkai by living long
Animal youkai = Youkai who somehow obtained the ability to turn into animals?

This is relevant to my interests

>>7019630
Magic, Eirin's shady new drug, etc.

>>7019646
You know, he kind of implied there's no such thing as animal youkai, for example when he said "There are no animal youkai".

This is, of course, just a matter of semantics, but your definition seems way off anyway. Remilia can turn into a bat, and no-one would call her an animal youkai.

>>7019646
Zun only made the distinction between youkai and youkai beasts. It's kind of weird. Even though individuals like Ran are much wiser and stronger than most youkai, she is still considered an "animal".

>>7019630
The same way all the other youkai are born I guess. Those things would never fit into a body. Maybe tengu grow 3 times as large only to deliver the eggs or something.

In CoLA there are some examples, like people dying and becoming youkai because nobody cared about the corpse. Some come into being naturally just like fairies, those are these force of nature kinds. There are also objects who become youkai, like Kogasa and Medicine.
They usually come into being through some mystical/spiritual interference. Shinto gods procreate the same way, so why not.

But there are also races of youkai like kappa and tengu. Those are not individual unique youkai like Yukari or Yuuka, but are organized.
This must mean that those kinds can deliberately procreate in some form.

>>7019702
But the line of thought was
>[Tengu] are born from eggs, but not the kind of egg that comes from an orifice [...] It's huge.

Therefore, if Tengu come from eggs, where are the eggs made? The egg shell itself couldn't possibly grow after being laid, but the egg still needs to be formed somehow.

>>7019731
My guess is just as good as yours.
Maybe they take crow eggs from their familiars and imbue them with mystical power.
I like to interpret it innocently.

Posting in this thread because I love Utsuho Reiuji.

You must also post in this thread if you love Utsuho Reiuji.

>>7020584
post

>>7022501

Finally. I was beginning to think nobody loved her anymore.

Okuu is best toohoo

Except maybe Yuuka. I can never decide.

Why isn't Okuu faster than Aya? Her wings are huge and Aya doesn't even use hers. She should be the more aerodynamic bird youkai.

>>7022609
They've never raced so we don't know. In my opinion it's kind of like comparing a bomber plane to a fighter. Fighter is faster, bomber is larger and slower but can be way more destructive. I do like okuu more though.

>>7022868

Don't mind me, just passing by at Mach 3

>>7022891
but youmu moves at mach 70 shouldn't aya be faster?

>>7022904

I said "don't mind me".

The point was bombers could be faster than fighters.

>>7022609
Because Aya is the wind god girl. Utsuho is a bird.

>>7022935

Who needs wind when you have PNEs?

>>7022954

Penis?

>>7023083

Peaceful nuclear explosions in the context of propulsion.

Also, how does ponytail Utsuho make you feel, /jp/?

>>7023925
pretty awful, really.

unyuho pile~

>>7023928

You can't really blame a girl for trying...

Can Utsuho cure the Mondays?

>>7023932
Maybe if we make her go down beneath the horizon it can count as tuesday already. Or would that be cheating?

>>7023935

It's crazy enough it might just work, Anonymous. You're a genius.

>>7023932
She certainly makes all of my problems go away.

>>7023949

That must feel good. More power to you, Anonymous.

If I had her power I'd fly up into the sky in the middle of the night and pretend to be the sun for about an hour, just to confuse the fuck out of everyone.

>>7017525

But that's wrong, you fucking idiot.

>>7024031

Did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed, Anonymous?

You're awfully hostile today.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nodNJss4LmI

>>7024049

Even a kitten on the nicest morning has claws when people who make illogical claims are present.

>>7024149

Please don't post Alice, she makes me feel physically unwell.

>>7024162

>>7024182

I wasn't being entirely serious. I' m just bored.

Always remember to give your Okuu lots of attention.

If she does not feel loved or wanted she will become lonely and upset.

>>7024188

I prefer Meirin anyway. Though I'm not the guy who posted the second Alice.

>>7017383

Save the image, print it out a few times a day, cum on it.

>>7023932

She just made my day, yet again.

I love the smell of Okuu threads in the morning.

And I say unto thee.. BUMP

If people just were so enthusiastic about other characters. Okuu seems to be really popular here for the past month or two.

:3

>>7024515

Have you seen the Sanae threads lately? People have been going head over heels at the mention of her lately. Makes me kind of jealous how much love she gets.

>>7024595
Sauce on that picture?

>>7024595

I'm just wondering where Sakuya went, myself.

>>7024595

It seems mixed. A bit like an uprising against the Sanae hate. It was an interesting development to say the least.

If people went out of their ways to make threads for their favorite girls I'm sure most of them would be successful if they don't start with an awful OP.

We had a nice Reimu thread on Saturday, for example.

>>7024628

I think a lot of the times though the problem is that the OP just makes a thread, hopes tons of people just start posting, and then just leaves the thread forever if they don't. Can't really have a good thread unless OP is willing to seed it a little bit or encourage some sort of conversation.

>>7024601

No idea, sorry. I kind of wonder what it is myself because of that FPS reading.

>>7024668

Nice girls deserve nice threads. The people who make these threads should try harder.

>>7024706

I'm always looking for new Okuu images to prepare for her threads, because she is worth it.

>>7024706

That makes sense. I'll let others make threads though. I'm not so much of a thread starter.

>>7024721

...and that's why you're a super cool dude, Anonymous.

>>7024736
You should really make an Aya thread of the same proportions as the Okuu threads.

As far as image sharing goes posting the occasional really good classics aren't a bad idea either though. Just don't overdo it. Like Ran threads for example. I swear every single Ran thread I see consists of 90% reposts that have been every thread for her ever.

>>7024747

The thread would most likely be DOA if I made it. Besides, I don't want my bad name rubbing off on Aya.

Lots of heterosexual Okuu loving soon to be translated.

>>7025064
Would rather have futa instead but o well, as long as it isn't faceless men.

>>7025064

My heart is racing just looking at this doujin raw. I can't wait for the script.

Not very many Touhou's get the romantic consensual hetero treatment full of love.

>>7025088
It's the hell spirit thing you see in the image. It falls in love with Okuu and asks Orin for a body.

>>7025064
>heterosexual Okuu

I just vomitted a little.

>>7025103

On the subject of "romantic consensual hetero treatment full of love"...

Does anyone else put on some Kenny G or random H-scene BGMs from VNs while reading doujin like those?

>>7025137

No, but that's... A really good idea!.. I need a recommendation!

>>7025123

Those who don't love the characters in their H-doujins wouldn't understand the importance of having hetero to us who do.

>>7025167

Well that's not entirely true. Some guys just can't relate to being the guy in any work such as myself, even if they have similar intentions. That may just be me though.

>>7025153

I'm particularly fond of his rendition of "The Shadow of Your Smile"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAuHAdsMZnQ

Try it out!

>>7025213

Well, if that's what works for you then power to you. It's personally easier for me to enjoy the experience vicariously and feel more attached to the character since I am actually a male.

>>7025247

Well in all honesty I just use my mind to create my own scenarios rather than look for material if I want to do that. It just depends on the person.

>>7025137
>>7025242

Why is /jp/ so weird?

>>7025281

Welcome to /jp/ - Okuu Culture.

>>7025167
I understand your need to project yourself into the role of the partner in those H doujins.
The fantasy that a Touhou could enjoy a heterosexual relationship means that you are not automatically removed from the list of people capable of receiving Okuu's love.
It's your naive ,but somehow cute, hope.
But it still disgusts me since hetero is so unnatural in Touhou.

Luckily, the ratio of girl-on-girl and hetero/rape doujins is almost 50:50, so we people without the ability to love their Touhou in the way it was meant and hetero people can coexist.

>>7025281
It's just him. He enjoys bringing shame to his family.

>>7025316
Shame? If my family member liked Okuu, I'd congratulate them for good taste.

>>7025316

Sounds like you're mistaking him for the Sanae trip.

>>7025351
They're the same person so it doesn't matter.

>>7025295
> with the ability to...
fix'd by samefag

Okuu's ass isn't gonna fuck itself. Come on /jp/

>>7024747
>aya with the same proportions as Okuu

Aya's going to need one heck of a bra if she's going to pull that wind god girl crap.

So I heard that Utsuho got into a gunfight the other day.

It was at the Okuu Corral

Why is Okuu so perfect?

>>7027403

Why indeed.

>>7027403
Miracle of the universe

>>7025316

Are you going to tell me no one else does that?

I wonder if Okuu egg makes good omletts?

>>7027635
well they do make good boiled eggs according to okuu and orin.

I have a fetish for legs... delicious, smooth legs

>>7027795
lol at death note