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Fuck

shit

>>700284
WHAT

lollin so hard

You're... you're shitting me, right?

SHE'S STILL DRAGONFORCE

slowpokes.bat

At least the nickname Peaches still applies.

had this thread yesterday

"Humans that live in Heaven. They live forever in heaven, separated from the world of daily cares, and even from the cycle of death and rebirth. A celestial's body is like poison to youkai; as a result, youkai almost never attack celestials, so they have nothing to fear on earth."

>>700343
"Celestials are essentially hermits who have long pursued ascetic knowledge, but they can be divided into those who have achieved immortality and ascended to heaven(*5), and those who have attained enlightment and entered Nirvana. The former have physical bodies, so they can appear on earth with ease, but the latter cannot descend from the heavens without borrowing somebody's body."

total hax

>>700345
JESUS CHRIST SO CHIQUITA CAN PIERCE THE FUCKING HEAVENS? GOD DAMN!

FUCK YOU, I'M A DRAGON.

>>700352
Imposter.
You're not allowed to have desires for people to refer to you as a dragon.

Sennin?

>>700345
>essentially hermits

New NEET spotted.

>>700348
Where the fuck do you think she drops from when you fight her?

>那名make天子ratio (WI TENSHI of stationery)
> Tribe: celestial being moldering
> Sky棲むa celestial being bad.
>那名make up the earthquake was originally home to quell a keystone護るPriest.

>Tribe: celestial being

GANDAMUU

>>700386
That would imply she has the desire to be a lazy slob sitting around watching animu and playing games all day by herself.
No desires for you, Peaches.

>>700387

Where the fuck does everyone else come from?

>Non-Sang-Cheon Sang-daughter
>那名make天子ratio (WI TENSHI of stationery)
>Tribe: celestial being moldering
>Sky棲むa celestial being bad.
>那名make up the earthquake was originally home to quell a keystone護るPriest.

> Tribe: celestial being

so what is her touhou hax ability :-P

>>700386
>>700382
Not hermits/Chinese immortals, those are given a completely different entry in Perfect Memento.

>>700427
Creating Earthquakes

are you serious? that's pretty lolz compared to other hax

>>700373
Tenshi got bored with Celestial life and decided to start a crisis. Of course, none of the other Celestials seem to care, and apparently she can't lose her Celestial-ness.

>>700427
"Ability to manipulate earth." Sounds a lot like a certain frog.

Also, her sword is what controls the weather.

>>700427
>A celestial's body is like poison to youkai; as a result, youkai almost never attack celestials, so they have nothing to fear on earth.
They can fuck up youkais by just being there

>>700484
Ah thats more like it

>>700484
Explains why she'd be able to fight on par with Yukari.

>Even the most ferocious of beasts would be filled with admiration for them if they only held out their hand.

And a lot of raw power

>Tenshi
I'm not following you here.

>>700544
DRAGONFORCE

better?

I guess this means no porn of Tenshi keeping Yukari on a leash, forcing her to walk around on all fours and piss on the statues outside the Hakurei Shrine while everybody watches.

>>700578
see
> celestial's body is like poison to youkai
If she touches a youkai it dies

>>700673
>If she touches Yukari she dies
fixt that for you

I think you're misunderstanding this.
It's probably more like "a celestial's body is poisonous if eaten." Why would they attack if they can't eat her?
I highly doubt her very existence is harming them.

>>700748
This.

Keep in mind that Yukari isn't the only youkai who fights Tenshi.

>>700748
Hmmm but many of them don'y have bodys...
It would fit the holy thing more if the had some aura that makes youkais weak against them

>>700899
But the ones that do are poisonous to youkai.

She's a denizen of Heaven/Tenkai. In Reimu's ending she fixes the Shrine with the help of other celestials.

In cause you're wondering, yes, Reimu BARGED INTO HEAVEN and beat the shit out of Tenshi

Touhou 10.5: Reimu raged against the heavens!!!

In Yukari's ending, Tenshi fixes the Shrine but it is promptly destroyed again because Yukari is an epic troll.

But Suika helps to rebuild it again

>>701286

>Reimu: God dammit. All this shit, every god damn day, I just want to drink tea and sweep. Without the sweeping.
End scene
Scene 2
>Reimu: Fuckin' clouds and shit all in

You know what nevermind this is stupid.

Reimu already busted up Hell, now she's giving Heaven a beatdown just to show she's not discriminating. Can't wait to see Marisa's reason.

HEAVEN OR HELL
ROUND 2
LET'S ROCK

>>701309

Wait, seriously? Awesome.

>>701286
OK, so recap

- She barges into a mansion, and beats the shit out of 2 overpowered vampires (canonly, she beat Flandre, sadly)
- She barges into Nirvana, and beats the shit out of death's incarnate and the creator of Gensokyo
- She barges into space and beats the shit out of 2 immortals
- She does basically the same she in PoFV and MoF (never played due to ENGLISH PATCH WHERE??)
- She barges into Heaven and beats the shit out of a celestial dragon and a dancing catfish demon

And the only time she DIDN'T get anything done, she barges into the End of Time and get her ass handed back to her by Suika!

So, my guess is, she's going to barge into the Earth's core and beat the shit out of Satan himself. This bitch, she's an eyesore.

>>701323

Yes, but Reimu wasn't there to see all of this happen.

She would have kicked their collective asses, otherwise.

>>701323

she already barged into hell/Makai.

Who do you think killed Alice's mom?

I fucking love this thread.

>>701321

marisa's reason will have something to do with randomly wandering around and blowing shit up as usual

>>701336
>So, my guess is, she's going to barge into the Earth's core and beat the shit out of Satan himself.

She did that in Touhou 1.

>>701592
Marisa's reasons are also "treasure hunting", which will be her reason for jumping into a subterranean cave.

Imperishable Night, yeah, fix the fake moon and blow shit up basically sums it up.

Touhou 1: Reimu goes on a genocidal rampage.
Touhou 3: Reimu interferes with academia and scientific progress.
Touhou 4: Reimu kills a youkai who tried to help her.
Touhou 5: Reimu orphans Alice and destroys an entire world for its creator's belief in free enterprise.
Touhou 6: Reimu places a little girl under house arrest.
Touhou 7: Reimu prevents an innocent girl from being revived.
CoLA: Reimu mugs a youkai for reading.
Touhou 7.5: Reimu breaks up parties.
Touhou 8: Reimu strips away Gensokyo's defenses against a Lunar invasion.
Touhou 9: Reimu attacks Cirno for no good reason.
Touhou 10: Reimu oppresses other religions.
Touhou 10.5: Reimu barged into heaven and beat the shit out of people

>>701629
... That's not very good.

>>701629
Is Reimu /jp/'s equivalent of Chuck Norris now?

>>701642
Have you read Chado's take on Reimu?

It's interesting that SWR has Reimu pierce the heavens while SA has her going deep into the earth

Is nothing sacred?

>>701711
Sacred was never good!

Does she have a body or does she steal bodies?

>>700405
Sorestoral biingu

Sounds like Reimu and Marisa are in prime positions to kick some Celstial ass. The descriptions basically say that Celestials are kryptonite to Youkai, so they're probably pretty overconfident.

But Reimu and Marisa are human, not youkai. Most likely they'd never run into humans with their level of power.

>>701336
You are forgot a few storys

Sounds like Reimu and Marisa are in prime positions to kick some Celestial ass. The descriptions basically say that Celestials are kryptonite to Youkai, so they're probably pretty overconfident.

But Reimu and Marisa are human, not youkai. Most likely they'd never run into humans with their level of power.

>>701787
Lawl, what's a PC98?

>>701804

>>701804
Actually, he may have been referring to PoFV, as the only PC98 game he missed was th02. I don't even remember th02, it was one of those games where no-one spoke.

It was Mima and Marisa, iirc.

Also, didn;t the PC-98 games get retconned?

>>701812
Check the links. He's referring to my condensed version w/o the PC98 games, and therefore, without his goddess Yuka.

BURN IN HELL, YUKA!!

>>701825

>>701825
PoFV still had Yuka

>>701833
PoFV doesn't count.

>>701833
>- She does basically the same she in PoFV and MoF (never played due to ENGLISH PATCH WHERE??)

This is why I hate Yuka. All brawls and no reading comprehension...

>>701836

>>701812
Sup newfag
>PC-98 games get retconned?
Genji confirmed for no retcon
Yuka confirmed for no retcon
It is safe to assume the rest of the PC-98 have not been retconned.

/r/ character selection screen with buffed Marisa and humurous others

>>701336
>She barges into Nirvana, and beats the shit out of death's incarnate and the creator of Gensokyo

She didn't beat the shit out of Yukari. Yukari basically trolled Reimu by holding back, letting Reimu win, and then going back to bed instead of fixing the border.

>>701958

>>701958
Speed Grapher is that way --->

>>700284
She will always be Miss Peaches Hat, deep in my heart.

>Sometimes they descend to earth, say absurd things that trouble normal humans, and return to heaven.

best trolls ever

>>701812
>I don't even remember th02, it was one of those games where no-one spoke.

Actually, iirc th02 had quite a bit of dialogue.

wait a sec...WHAT DOES THE GAME SAY ABOUT IT?

how come people were saying she was a dragon all this time when now all of a sudden people are thinking she's some angel thing?

I need to ask ZUN...put a stop to this shit right now

Her name is Tenshi.

TENSHI.

>>703676
>how come people were saying she was a dragon all this time when now all of a sudden people are thinking she's some angel thing?

Because they wanted to believe.

Seriously. You just must've just gotten trolled by fags spouting false translations. I see it happen all the time.

It was pretty damn obvious that she wasn't a dragon

I mean, dragons are like the fucking strongest being in the touhouverse, Yukari, Yuka, Flandre and Suika combined are as strong as one of their scales

>>703661
>best trolls ever

Welcome to the club! We have a a secret handshake and membership cards that can get you in ANYWHERE on the Earth and/or Moon.

>> She barges into Nirvana, and beats the shit out of death's incarnate and the creator of Gensokyo
>> beats the shit out of death's incarnate
>> death's incarnate

shikigami != shinigami

Shikigami (式神) are a kind of spirit summoned to serve a practitioner of onmyōdō, much like a western familiar.

>>703676
Yuyuko said there'd be dragons. Where's the dragons, Yuyuko?

>>703699
She fucking ate them.

>>703698
???

>>703693
But if dragons are alive and mortal, Yuyuko can instantly kill them, possibly without effort.

>>703718
Alive=!Mortal

see NEET and tomboy

Will Yuyuko try to eat Iku instead of Mystia now since she's a fish?

>>703724
Yes! THE FOOD CHAIN WILL GROW LARGER!

Also, translations, please!

My dreams, they have been crushed. So this is despair eh?

So basically she is a fallen angel with a scarlet sword. Hi new favorite character.

>>703724
Well, here's a start. Anyone up for catfish?

I'd Chiquita her Dragonforce. If you know what I mean.

>>703785
no its the dragon sword

Did ZUN do the ending artwork in SWR? His ending artwork always looks so much better than his character art.

Celestia Being huh? So what's the official name of her power?

>>703824

DragonForce.

>>703808
The sword is called 緋想 (hisou), 緋 means scarlet and 想 I have no idea. But I think it never talks about a dragon sword on the omake.

But, if we take the Touhouverse seriously, aren't Dragons = Celestials, and vice-versa?

not trolls but
>People who thinks that are probably saying that just because Iku is a messanger from Dragon but Iku has nothing to do with Tenshi.(though Iku DO knows Tenshi.)

Iku works for a Dragon

>>703847
If they were the same thing, they'd have the same PMiSS entry, wouldn't they?

>>703842
Google says Thinking.

Well, i'm sorry for disturbing your discussion, but i recall someone asked about Cirno's name spelling. So i think it's Cheer-no, according to this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hJ2xI79f2Q

But then Flandre is a fallen angel vampire of doom or what?

>>704068
Chi-ru-no

Since when fans care about canon?

>>701629
/r/ Marisa's copypasta