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I just wanna go go go

>> No.7014983

I just wrote a scene in which Patchy asphyxiates following an asthma attack. The person responsible for triggering it now wishes to dispose of her body. What would be the most hilariously halfassed way of attempting the task?

>> No.7014989

>>7014983
cooking it in to french toast and feeding it to Remilia

>> No.7014990

>>7014983

Chopping it up, putting the pieces in Tupperware containers, and leaving them in the fridge as midnight snacks for Remi and Fan.

>> No.7014997

>>7014983
Tie ropes to it and claim it's one of Alice's new and experimental dolls.

>> No.7015003

>>7014990

Except JUST THEM Koakuma finds her master's severed head, and uses dark Imp magic to reanimate it... but the spell is made for Imps, and so Patchy's reanimated head, much like Koakumas, ends up with HEAD WINGS.

Leading to this: http://www.balo42.com/conans_iron_coc/Journal/images/MM35_PG254.jpg

>> No.7015007

>>7014983
Propping her up with a copy of "Final Drafts: Suicides of World-Famous Authors" in the back corner of the library.

>> No.7015011

>>7014983
...I hope you're not who I think you might be.

>> No.7015028

>>7015011
If you're thinking he's me you're wrong.

Also I'm sleeping. Guess black patchy (Blackchouli?) will have to wait for tomorrow

>> No.7015037

>>7015028
No, not you. I don't care about you.

>> No.7015043

>>7014983
Feed her to Sanae

>> No.7015052

>>7014983
EAT HER HEART

WEAR HER SKIN.

>> No.7015073

>>7015052
BECOME PATCHOULI

>> No.7015075
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7015075

it's go time?

>> No.7015076 [DELETED] 

>>7015052
>>7015073
WISDOM

>> No.7015082

>>7015052
>>7015073
KNOWLEDGE

>> No.7015284 [DELETED] 

QUALITY THREAD­

>> No.7015364
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7015364

Have you read your sicp yet anon?
Patchy is diligent with her studies in what being a wizard entails.

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7015369

>>7014997
Only good idea in this thread

>> No.7015445

>>7015364
I've read my K&R. Does that count?

>> No.7015451

>>7015082
>>7015073
>>7015052
Fucking Lunars.

>> No.7015494

>>7014983
Leave her there. It's not like anyone important would care.

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