/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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>>7008502
Is that Sudo?

>>7008488

>Emoticons everywhere
>Facebook everywhere
>Naruto is sorandumlolxD
They call themselves... otaku? How?

They will never find the greatest otaku, they are searching in all the wrong places. The greatest Otaku makes his presence unknown to the world. Its like trying to find the worlds greatest ninja. By finding him, you have proven that he is in fact not the greatest ninja.

>>7008508

Not nearly fat enough.

>Hetalia
Ugh.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/218497/americas-greatest-otaku-otaku-quest-revs-up

That first episode

I painted the Japanese characters for Hetalia on my nails! :D I'm a Otaku!
Posted by Alexis Caligiuri on February 20, 2011 at 9:19pm

the hell did hetalia have to do with you assholes
fucking christ

>>7008540

It's funny because you're just as bad as they are.

I'm sure they're find 3 things in their search.

The most obnoxious otaku,

The most fat otaku.

The most mentally disabled otaku.

Basically they'll find gaia otaku.

What they won't find is /jp/ personnel and people that are normal.

They're basically finding just the people that fit the japanese "otaku" stereotype or the western neckbeard weeaboo fatlus guy. Also super whale yaoi fangirls.

Is this serious...?
Damn, i wish i could appear in this program, i would advertise /jp/ at every possible chance to do so.
This place would overflown with normalfags
It would be epic xD

>>7008508
Good question, fake-kun.

>>7008486
Horrywood run out of ideas.

>>7008508
I'm white.

>>7008544
K.

Also this just seems like "America's Loudest / Most Annoying Con Attendee"

>>7008543
Hetalia is shit.

>America's greatest otaku

I guess the name "The biggest loser" was already taken.

>mfw americas greatest otkau is from /jp/

>>7008573
I can see it now
>"I'm the greatest otaku because i got to forums called otaku culture aka /jp/. You guys should totally check it out."

>>7008578
It's still shit.
I only rage about the viewer levels they're gonna get with this.

>>7008502
Average /jp/er.

greatest otaku is not going to be outside, especially not at an audition that will broadcasted on tv.
they are afraid that they will be stoned to death.

/jp/, could you name me Europe's greatest otaku, please?

Is this greatest as in the largest or the greatest as in the best?
Greatest as in the best wouldn't even enter the show, because they go about their business in private and don't bother those thay don't care about their hobby.

>>7008537
>"Otaku culture in America"

Guys, what if being an otaku becomes the cool, hip, new thing for kids to be like.

;_;

>>7008636
>implying it is not already the cool hip thing to be.

>>7008620
Greatest as in most obnoxious and noticeable.

Like >>7008509 implied, if they 'find' the greatest otaku, he wouldn't be the greatest otaku.

So long as /jp/ is NEVER mentioned in the entirety of this.

>Otaku who are active in their community

Is it possible to have a bigger contradiction?

itt we dont know what otaku means

I think I'm a little offended by this.

It's like watching some sort of bizarre minstrel show, only with anime instead of blackface.

Arc confirmed in show

I bet Ryan browses /jp/.

Sure being Otaku is a new cool hip thing.

Otakus are historically seen the new Bohemians.
The only reason, we can discuss this is just because our ability to communicate has risen to worldspread networks.

You gotta put more thoughts behind your opinions. You can see this so distant, it doesn't actually matter what they show on TV.
I'm happy that you can't look away from theyr art anymore as a usual TV-looking individual.
Isn't that something positive?

Sure it's sad they have to learn it this way. But maybe, maybe there'll be no problem in the future.

think about it.

>>7008744
stfu faggot

I'm gonna laugh when the winner has only seen TV anime and doesn't know what "VN" or "doujin" even mean.

>>7008770
they'll have seen their fair share of doujinshi though
it's hard not to when you go to conventions

Only thing I'm going to rage about is that he's looking for active otaku, which...doesn't make sense

>>7008770
Annoyingly, I bet this'll be the case. Some borderline normal from /a/ will win it for having a huge collection of bleach manga.

i hate you people

>>7008744
I like anime, in an ironic way.

>>7008770
"Visual novel?" "Ya I love 999 and phoenix wright!" [spoilers] And g-senjou no maou!

They're trying to rewrite the definition of otaku, they're huge faggots.

America, the magnificient!

>>7008770
What I'll find amusing is that it won't spend much time on doujinshi and absolutely no time on VNs, which are a pretty big part of the culture.

I officially name it America's Biggest obnoxious squealing attention whore weeaboo.

and what do you wanna bet the winner will be attractive and charismatic, almost as if they were meant to be on TV.

Let me guess. This is being shown on MTV?

you have to admit that misty cosplayer is sexy

>>7008801

And they're training the horde. There's lots of stuff to buy to say: 'Get used to it!'

At least there are 2 contenders who contribute to the industry: "Toy Designer/Manga Artist" and "Manga Illustrator", and they are, well, average-looking.

>6 members
>6 otaku qualities
>6 week trip

...am i just being paranoid?

>click video
>fast forward to random point
>shows generic figure collection
>shows half naked ero figure
"It's less of a toy and more of an modern art piece"

Alt + F4

>>7008828
Good God, I want those Azumanga figures and plushie.

Anyway, it's a good thing I haven't seen any Touhou.

>>7008835
Only a vile creature such as Satan could devise such a plan and think that it could be a good idea to allow a show like this to exist. It isn't just you.

>Diana's ambitions include working for a comic book or video game publishing company in a events planning/ marketing capacity, marrying a physicist-rockstar with a World of Warcraft gear score of over 6000, drawing a WoW comic, and continuing to make awesome costumes for under $20 each. Her weaknesses include bullets shot from a gun, people with bigger muscles than her, and knife wounds.

>He wishes to show the world just how great a mangaka he really is ^_^. He dreams of a world soo influenced by his manga we get world peace! His big interest of the year is dancing, breakdancing!

>Meera hails from Chicago suburbia, but don’t look for her there -- she’s travelling the world by hot air balloon. Despite having her DS on her person 90% of the time, she fails miserably at playing most video games

>In addition to Anime and Manga he enjoys drawing, rocking climbing, camping, hiking, acting, making faces in the mirror and good times

Hilarious read.

I bet if they saw /jp/ they will drop to title 'otaku' and change it to 'anime fan'.

Looking forward to people googling Otaku Culture and posting on /jp/.

>>7008961
Google Otaku Culture

>>7008961
Oh fuck please no

>>7008965
I did. And /jp/ is the #4 result.

>>7008965
Cool second hit.

>>7008961
The end of /jp/ as we know it.

>>7008965
third result down and first result that is more than just a definition

>>7008872
>mfw they go outside

Normals.

>>7008961
GOOD GOD CHANGE THE NAME

Most people will just google "otaku" and /jp/ is nowhere to be seen. And even if they do, wow, more normals, big deal. Not like we don't get them every day.

>>7008961
Well, shit.

>The Politics of Otaku
>I completed my PhD dissertation on otaku culture, focusing on American anime fandom.
I can't help but snicker.

>>7008988
soon we will be like /b/ if that happens

>>7008999
/b/ isn't made out of normal people. The people there are special.

jp/ is 4chan's board for everything otaku!

It's over.

>modern trends like cosplay, goth lolita fashion, and kawaii
I'm not watching this.

>>7009001
Specially normal.

>>7009001
/b/ might be full of fucking idiots, but many of them are still normals. Just like most of /a/.

>>7009005
my body when
and speaking of that what the most unrelated /jp/ thing you guys saw on /jp/?

>>7009017
What the hell is supposed to be kawaii trend?

>>7009029
There's a trend in Japan where the amount of cute things (cute girls doing cute things etcetera) is apparently increasing.

>>7009022
15 year old normals.

whats with all the saging?

>>7009026

a diaper-wearing thread, with diapered cirno as the OP pic.

Very cute nonetheless.

>>7009043
This thread is shitty and nobody wants to bump it.

/thread

>>7009043
I don't see any banana's here.

>mfw when pacman and street fighter are called anime and manga

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Maybe if this becomes mainstreams those who know about my hobbies won't think i'm so weird

Say what you will /jp/, at least the show has pretty decent production levels and is essentially doing what it is set out to do. Put a face on otaku and collectively join different elements of otaku together.

Picking out ambassadors to do their hosting is very different from the people they have selected out as finalists obviously. A panel of /jp/ hosts would be disturbing and unwatchable.

The Tokyopop guy isn't overly obnoxious either and realizes he just tossing everything into the fray.

All of this is better than DannyChoo level shit too

Let's not pretend anime isn't one of the most mainstream interests you can have.

This doesn't seem to care much about eroge.

>>7009084

>>7009093
Get out Tokyopop devs.

>>7009093
cant wait to tell them to go to /a/

>>7009093
>A panel of /jp/ hosts would be disturbing and unwatchable.
It would be infinitely better.

>>7009094
>Let's not pretend anime isn't one of the most mainstream interests you can have.
Mainstream? Maybe in America, yeah.

>>7009117
>Mainstream? Maybe in America, yeah.

And this show's called America's Greatest Otaku. His point still stands.

This show would be good if it were from Japan (With the premise still being "America's greatest otaku").

The chinese girl is going to win. Show is over.

I managed to get past the first part that video.

The fucking faggot show host calls himself an otaku and doesn't even know basic shit about Eva. Holy fuck.

Why aren't all the contestants fat sweaty pedophiles like they should be?

>>7009163
welcome to hosting

>>7009164
They can't market those otakus, so they get the loud annoying weaboos.

>>7009128
But a lot of people I know here in America that say they like anime just tell me that they like Dragon Ball, Naruto, or Bleach. To find anyone that knows anything about anime beyond that where I live is extremely rare. Then where I live I also have a ton of those Kingdom Hearts freaks and that also pisses me off.

>>7009164
Because this is run by Tokyopop.
And it's all a ploy to get people to buy more of their shit, which fat sweaty pedophiles don't.

>>7009178
Precisely. The fun part would be the Japs trolling American teenagers and making them look ridiculous.

>>7009178
It seems fairly common in the UK too, the people who do have interests beyond the big 3, miku and other casual shit tend to keep quiet.

The only person with an interest that approaches mine is the one friend I have, but even he has no interest in touhou / nijiura / vns etc, unless he's keeping that quiet.

How much of a faggot am I for knowing those "otaku" don't really know shit?

Oh well. At least Touhous can comfort me.

>>7009195
You are not a faggot. You are a good person.

Goddamn. No words, except that I feel cold and empty inside.

I don't see how you guys can do it. 40 minutes? I couldn't make it past the part where he picks the 6 people. I just can't watch it.

>>7009206
Join someone's stream, it's way more entertaining seeing everybody raging.

Is it bad that I watched the entire first episode of this shit?

It was truly god-awful, though. Why does the host look like he's taking six types of drugs?

>>7009206
I don't blame you anon, it's sickening isn't it, right? They take everything that's precious to you and corrupt it, make a mockery of it, then display it to the normal masses that they're no doubt part of. It's all a conspiracy, right anon? It's just an attempt to make a mockery of everything we love and value.

But you still have /jp/ anon, it's safe here.

>>7009206
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hprMZPpBe0Q / http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm13098915
make it through this and you can go through anything!!! that or have enough will power

Nice, that Erina Mano interview.
Glad they interviewed her instead.

It's funny none of them have the following 'Otaku Factors': Eroge Connoisseur, Dakimakura Owner, 2D Lover,Hotgluer, Garage Kit Builder, Doll Collector, Diaper Fetishist, etc.

>>7009229
Who is this? She's cute for 3dpd

>>7009230
Do any of them even like anything beyond /a/ /cgl/ level? I can't manage to watch it myself.

Was it weird that all six of the people they picked seemed like extreme normalfags, though? Isn't that alienating them from their batshit annoying weeaboo and retarded fujoshi crowd in the first place?

They don't even know the existence of different types of otaku? There are more than a handful of main branches of "otaku." Otaku =/ Anime/Manga Otaku only.

So basically, being an otaku is going to be a cool and hip thing in the future.
So all the hipsters will try to be otaku because it's very unique and different from society.

What will this create?
Pseudo-Otaku wannabes posting how being otaku is unique on their facebook ^__^ xD or some other monstrosity.
The exact same thing that happened to /b/.

>>7009267
>So basically, being an otaku is going to be a cool and hip thing in the future.
But it already is.

>>7009267
It's already happening anon.

>>7009230
>Hotgluer
>Eroge Connoisseur
Haha anon. Now let's consider this show from an American standpoint. Do you wrap yourself in the culturally shunned, controversial and ostracized elements of otaku or do you put a spiny cheer on it with generic vidya, anime, music and cosplay elements.

It is meant to be approachable.

>>7009246
For what the show itself was set out to do those people just blended in with most of the people they were interviewing.

We all know that in the deeper discussions and inner circles none of these people couldn't cut it but I guess it is more about friendly openness than questioning power levels.

It's hard to take this stance on /jp/ I know it but having more girls interested in it and not off put by the classic otaku mentality isn't always a bad thing.

>>7009284
>otaku
>approachable

>>7009284
Or you'll end up with a lot of teenage girls that once watched an anime coming onto /jp/ and talking about how "otaku" they are.

>>7009284

How is it NOT a bad thing in every case?

>>7009303
And I shall plow them

>>7009284
OUT.

>>7009335
I don't think that's a good idea, young teenage girls generally aren't very fertile.
This is a bad farming joke for clarification.

>>7009335
Enjoy your whales, normal.

Hey, I am Otaku as HELL!
Maybe i am just the guy they are looking for!
It would be cool if i won the competition and then advertised /jp/ on global television to all our fellow otakus bros ♪(´ε｀ )
This place would soon be filled with lots of new friends to play with

>>7009358
And anyone worth a damn will be long gone.

What's ironic is, this thread is the very embodiment of what made otaku the new cool and hip thing. People talk about anime, manga and figures collection in such a superior and elitist tone, which only make them seem like an exclusive hobby in the hipster's eyes.

>>7009358
Holy shit nigger
what are you doing here.

>>7009358
I... I don't want to see tripcoders like you gone when this place fills up with Pseudo-Otaku wannabes

loljoke it's not true if your being ironic

>>7009396

>nigger
>doesn't recognize an obvious troll when it slaps him in the face

You have no redeeming qualities, man. How does that feel?

>>7009358
im the green fairy wearing tight tights that cant get laid

>>7008965
>Google Otaku Culture
Fucking moot. Why did he have to go and change our name again?

>>7009398
>ironic
>implying wtH doesn't just shit /jp/ up religiously

335:59:59 left until /jp/ destruction

Besides generalizing the term otaku and some of the hosts, there is nothing that terrible about this show.

But that being said, they have already plucked from the bay area and it will be pretty much downhill from here in terms of fan quality.

>stephan
OH FUCK
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWHOeqotZHA
skip to 6:56.

>>7009490
KS...?

Get out, devs.

>>7009490
Is that really the same guy? Doesn't surprise me, though. It makes sense that the typical KS fan is an insufferable "otaku."

>>7009512
>>7009510
>>7009490
http://twitter.com/stephantp
look at his twitter... fuckin /a/non

>>7009524
>3:51 PM Aug 24th, 2010

>>7009524
QUALITY AMERICAN OTAKU.

>>7009524
I'm not really sure how to feel about this. One of us are within the ranks of low tier weeaboo scum.

>>7009548
I'd to think that there is some sort of divide between /a/ and /jp/, but that's probably hopeful thinking on my part these days.

>>7009548
>One of us
Don't you dare compare us to that.

>>7009563
>>7009560
I'm pretty sure most of you browse /a/ as well. pieces of shit

>>7009572
im banned from /a/ for posting "please ban me from /a/ ;_;" with a image doubles guy suiciad version however the fuck you spell it hell i didnt expect permanent ban but whatever

I decided to look at /a/ for the first time today, because of this thread. I had heard of the horror for ages, but I always thought, 'surely it couldn't be so bad?'
DON'T MAKE ME GO BACK THERE

>>7009572
"As well"? Are you implying that you yourself browse /a/?

>>7009593
>i asked to get banned and got permabanned
Please do the same in /jp/.

I feel that /jp/ related hobbies should only be discussed in text form anonymously on the internet.

>>7009572
Guilty. After all these times I still visit that place. There are some redeeming threads there, albeit you have to literally hide the entire first page.

This is our future /jp/

>>7009602
how about no?
guess what kind of fag im am and then i'll ask

>>7009620

I cried a bit.

As long as we don't have generals for current animes literally non
fucking
stop
even when there is nothing to talk about I think we'll be fine.

>>7009620
Actually that is the beauty of /jp/,
it is the fact that most of the low tier faggots migrate into /a/ based on all the retarded stereotypes you can imagine. Generally people don't entire /jp/ unless they have specific ideas, hobbies, or questions pre-loaded..

>>7009644
That's a nice broken sentence you have there.

>>7009620

That can't be real, dude.

>>7009640
>>7009644
>>7009670
Seriously ? I thought /jp/ is smarter than this

>>7009680
I don't know if you realize how unorthodox that statement was.

>http://americasgreatestotaku.com/
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Fuck you, too, /jp/.

>>7009598
Yeah sure, visiting for the first time for a few minutes can tell you the quality of the board

Next time you should teach your logic to your friends so they didn't annoy /jp/ too

>>7009667

It's funny how /jp/ thinks they're better than these people.

>>7009758
really? cause im lower than dirt

>>7009758
I always find it funny when someone tries to step aside and insult both sides of some argument or contrast, as if they're separate from the whole thing.

>>7009758
Says the kettle to the pot.

>>7009758
It's funny how you think you're one of those people

>>7008744

Kill yourself, faggot.

Seriously, I can tell you just got here so just... don't get comfortable. Click your ass out of /jp/ and back to whatever shitty board or website you just crawled out of.

>>7009804
What are YOU going to DO about it internet tough guy?

/jp/ - otaku civil war

>>7009809
/jp/ - otaku and wannabe hipsters

>>7009758
It is.

>>7008744
Otaku are scum of the earth, just like you. Now die.

>/jp/ is 3rd result on google for "otaku culture"
i guess the only way we can fight them off is to have a few loli threads going on at all times. this will scare them away

>http://americasgreatestotaku.com/
[ ] ignore retarded thread
[ ] rage
[ ] RAGE
[ ] AUTISMAL RAGE
[ ] FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>7009840
lolis scare people away? what kind of crazy world do you live in?

Jp/ is not for traveling to japan, please note it is a board dedicated to Otaku culture, not japan itself. That is a pretty good catch-all term for the /jp/ threads on anal masturbation, crossdressing/stocking wearing, and masturbating to images considered sexually deviant by society by-at-large.

>>7009846
Your post
[X] Autistic faggotry


I for one will looking forward to each installment and the announcement of Greatest American Otaku fervently.

>>7009872
i hope this show makes /jp/ turn into a hipster forum.

>>7009869
Then guro or some shit. I'm willing to risk some proxies to keep away those faggots

>>7008537
Damn, that's a bush league production, and the host is so stiff and awkward. I also found the idea of wanting to be a cool otaku rather absurd, as you'll be ostracized by both normals, and high-level losers.

That list makes me feel unsure anon; Reported for stupid portal shit.

>>7009890
except you'll be hailed as the king of weeaboo scum, which in many cases they are.

>>7009887
loli might result in us being taken off Google ala LWB, though considering what's on 4chan generally, I doubt they'd bother.

>>7009890
>that's a bush league production
You have no idea what you are talking about, in terms of production values.

>I also found the idea of wanting to be a cool otaku rather absurd
By your theory, wanting to be the most secluded otaku is all just as absurd.

I love how people on /jp/ think that fandom only includes being exclusive reclusive and insular. The world does not operate that way.

>>7009900
>taken off google

I'd be fine with that.

>>7009933
Except for that real otaku WANT to be secluded

>>7009933
the whole point of /jp/ has always been the total rejection of reality
go away, you hipster faggot

You're a fag, I am not. Clean, fresh, mountain water is where its at faggot.

>>7009933
If they're spending the money, I'm not seeing it. It's roughly porn quality at best.

Oh, and your normal is showing. Time to bail out.

>>7009994
When was being a part of /jp/ ever a status symbol?

Oh my God what anime is this from! Bye anon, see you again soon.

>the whole point of /jp/ has always been the total rejection of reality

No, the whole point of /jp/ has always been a means for discussing common interests - namely, visual novels and Touhou.
This whole "board culture" of delusional "mai waifu"-style NEETs who reject reality that you and a handful of other terrible posters are trying to force has got to stop.
It's okay to be a quiet unsocial person.
It's not okay to be mentally disabled.

The whole point of /jp/ has always been the total rejection of reality.

>>7010016
Your lame attempt to bend /jp/ to your will is doomed to failure.

>>7009900
>us being taken off Google

Every copy of a whore is also going to be a whore because my maid is being whored out.

If you try to use loli to scare people off, you get those really weird gaia level lolicon who are like "XD I SURE WOULD LOVE TO LICK HER LOLI!!! :P :P :P"

Then they will turn around and be furry too.

>>7010040
i would lick a loli...

>>7010016
>mahou shoujo meduka !meguca4YtA
>Calling other posters terrible
Oh wow. Also,

>It's not okay to be mentally disabled.
I hope you're trolling, you seriously think I want to be like this?

>>7010016
>visual novels and Touhou

Which are escapist fiction, indulging in which is a rejection of reality. You goddamn retard.

>>7010016
An anonymous said you're jones and I believe him now. The only loser is a pathetic piece of shit like you. Who the fuck are you anyway, faggot? You're using a fucking /a/ tripcode in /jp/ from an anime that is 8 weeks old. Fuck off you stupid cunt, you don't know shit about /jp/. Even if you're that stupid faggot jones, you still don't.

Board culture means community culture, you fucking retard. You don't think /jp/ is a community? Yeah, I suppose an idiot who doesn't know shit about /jp/ wouldn't. Either way it doesn't change the fact that NEETs, waifu and other such things are what the community in /jp/ does/favors, so it is a board culture. You're just some random dumb fuck whose too stupid to realize that.

>>7010065

This is the new 'you are this mad' copypasta.

>>7010065
I don't really Jones would sink this low.

>>7010075
*believe

>>7010065
I love you anon.

>>7010065
why don't you take your frustration and roll on out of here

A Great Otaku could never be able to casually interact with others enough to appear on TV.

It is mathematically impossible.

>>7008486
DEAL WITH IT.

I clicked on /a/ to see if they were talking about this. I see the thread on the first page "Guys, lets get some epic lulz!"

...sigh.

>>7010298
/a/ being shitty is not news and never will be.

Eh, this is only going to be shown on Hulu, and it's not even being advertised there.

>>7010065
Hahahaha.
You, sir, just made my night.

>>7008561

Kinda odd that Hetalia and Touhou fans cant get along since both fandoms are full of crossdressers.

One of the people on that show lives about 10 miles from me, and she's kinda hot.

Awwwright

>>7008486
fuck this shit. Thanks for making me feel suicidal again /jp/

>>7010369
Not really.

Touhou: boys wanting to be girls
Hetalia: girls wanting to be boys

The two couldn't be further apart. We'll never understand each other, much less get along.

>>7010397

That's right buddy, /jp/ is going to turn into a horrifying combination of /cgl/ and /a/.

>>7010407

>>7010407
I used to worry about that happening every month.
Stay shitty /jp/

>>7010407

>>7010407
>is going

This is discusting. These people need to be dragged in to the street and shot. They have no class.

Whenever /jp/ is shitty I spend hours refreshing it on and off waiting for it to become less shitty and it never, ever, does.

>>7010432
When /jp/ is shitty I make a thread that isnt shitty.

Or I make a troll thread. one or the other.

>>7010437
I wish I knew how to make threads that aren't shitty.

should i watch it or it's just too horrible to watch ?

>>7010428

Well we're not discussing sex at anime conventions, creeper stories and jealous fatties posting daily vendetta threads about some random cosplayer.

Trust me homslice, we aren't there yet.

>>7010438
When you have lurked as much as I have you will learn how to sway your thread in the direction you want to.

Also a lot of thought has to be put in to the opening post. You have to be sure you dont post anything in it that will derail it immediately unless you plan to derail it your self.

Its all about experience.

>>7010402
>>7010369

Brohous: a bunch of laid back and cool as fuck people to hang around with.

Hetalia cosplayers:a bunch of annoying childish bitches that need to be beaten with a common sense stick.

>>7010456

>Brohous: a bunch of laid back

You can't be talking about the people who shit themselves with rage if you call Cirno stupid OH GOD I JUST DID IT BRACE FOR RAGE

>>7010464
But Cirno is stupid, thats her charm point.

>>7010464
>Cirno
>baka
Obviously you should return to gaia posthaste.

>>7010488

Nice doubles, and what took you so long? Were you waiting to get those dubs?

>>7010369
I'm not into Touhou though. I'm the same gender as you. I'm just stating the fact that Hetalia fucking sucks and you should feel bad for liking something so shitty.

It tries so hard to appeal to fujoshi, it's insulting. The characters are so flat and uninteresting and barely and inconsistently reflect their own countries aside from a few tired, and unfunny stereotypes. Hungary dresses like a girl? What the fuck does that even mean? It really speaks to Himaruya Hidekaz's lack of creativity.

Fuck, at least the Touhous have an interesting spin of Japanese folklore and the game music is pretty interesting to listen too.

>>7010497
Is Hetalia not like Touhou in that people mostly depend on canon material for characterization, rather than developing on it, speculating about it, or outright ignoring it?

America's Greatest House?

>>7008829

You man Manga Artist and Ilustrator on DeviantArt

http://www.nyaatorrents.org/?page=download&tid=196151

Jus to inform you it's out on torrents.

>>7010673
Not HD.

the fuck? leave your butthurt in your own board /a/.
hetalia is a great weaboo wank, we understand more or less.

So what's the prize for being the greatest weeaboo?
For money I'd sell my "otakupride" too.

You're so poor.

Also that chick with pink hair.

Does she know that dentist can correct teeth today?

>>7008608
He was, until he retired.

>>7010497
That's, like, your opinion, man.

>>7010684
A year of free new anime DVDs straight from Funimation.

Or something equally stupid.

>>7010497
How do you expect a Japanese person to know about Hungary or Europe in general?

I can't say I know them and one of my friends is Hungarian and I live 50 kilometers from it. My grandfather speaks hungarian.

>>7010497
>Hungary dresses like a girl?
Hungary -is- a girl. One of the few along with Ukraine, Belarus and some other shitstain country.

Guys.

Guys.

GUYS

CHILL THE FUCK OUT AND LISTEN HERE

It's another obnoxious weeaboo contest in the world of obnoxious weeaboos. Stop being afraid that /jp/ "will meet its end hurr" or that "omg nurmalfagz will take over" and think about a simple fact for a moment.

This is /jp/, right? The same /jp/ all other weeaboo boards/forums openly hate with a passion, right? Now, why do they hate it again? That's right, because anyone who dares to be an obnoxious weeaboo near /jp/ gets buttmutilated. So, logically, what's the only sane option to pick if we want to keep our board nice and clean? That's right, continue to act ourselves and ostracise every new friend who tries to impose his faggotry until either he becomes assimilated or leaves.

Take it easy, /jp/ is /jp/, among all the shit and faggotry, its purity still survives.

>>7010701
whoops, I meant Poland.

>>7010704
> its purity still survives.
you really believe that? Wow.

>>7010717
Of course I do, the deep core of the entity that is /jp/ is the same as 3 years ago.

>>7010704
You must be new here if you think that (i) this is what /jp/ is supposed to look like, (ii) this is what /jp/ used to look like and (iii) /jp/ was ever pure.

>>7010497
>Hungary dresses like a girl? What the fuck does that even mean?
It probably means that she is a girl.
Hungary and Austria-Hungary had flags with angels. I guess the author had problems finding countries that could be portrayed as girls without losing their manly stereotypes and this was the closest she could find
Or she just thought that Austria-Hungary was kawaii and sounded like a couple.

I dislike Hetalia though, it's very shallow for people who already know two shits about these countries or the stereotypes about them.

>>7010724
i) your third statement contradicts your first two
ii) /jp/ being "impure" is the whole point of calling it pure
iii) You're a faggot.

It's not what it used to be? Right:

-Game threads where tripfags circlejerk and shitstorms happen? Check.
-Shitty Touhou threads with the occasional fuckawesome ones? Check.
-Shitty VN threads with the occassional fuckawesome ones? Check.
-Dolls/Kigurumi? Check.
-Shitty LOLJAPAN trolls? Check.
-Shitty, yet potentially threatening trolls? Check.
-Classic tripfags? Check.

We're the same as before, bro. Now you'll say "but now we got X and Y", now let me say, this X and that Y don't deny Z already existing in here. Or maybe that all these things I "checked" aren't enough for you. Well, they are enough for me, they always were enough for me ever since I was a newfriend here.

Where the hell can I watch this show? I don't live in USA so I can't watch it through its official and I don't find it anywhere uploaded on YouTube.

>>7009100
Hey somebody tell me the source for this pic !

>>7010739
http://www.horriblesubs.org/

>>7010739
http://www.uploadc.com/y35x2x43aacd/%5BHorribleShows%5D_America's_Greatest_Otaku_-_01_%5B480p%5D.mkv
.htm

I LIKE ANIME LIKE NARUTO AND HETALIA. I MUST BE AN OTAKU.

I hate being reminded that these people exist. The first they need to do is learn what the word 'otaku' actually means and implies. The second thing they need to do is realize that being an otaku is not suppose to be glorified outside of "I'm glad I'm an otaku,I like being this way and I'm not gonna change because I enjoy my hobbies".

Also, Otaku =/= anime fan.

what the fuck am i watching and how come this people call themselves otaku.

>>7010756

Another thing: They should change the title to "America's biggest fucking weeaboo".

>>7010756
Well yes most of them are like that but I'm 100% sure mister
>>7008502
Rayan or whatever he is a real otaku just look at him with 20000 figures. He probably has an even bigger colection of onaholes and daimakura that he won't show.

>>7010766

He is pretty fucking otaku but you know he's not gonna win. It's gonna go to some fat mouth breathing Naruto/Hetalia watching mongoloid.

where can i watch it if i'm from europe?

So many of you are reported.

Jesus fuck, I just watched this fucking show and WOW. These people, really are fucking otaku. /jp/ must be fucking JELLY as figurefags put it. Looking at their collectiong, I think like two of them have more figures than all of fucking /jp/s figfags TOGETHER.

Dakimura, sweet looking dolls, walls full of anime dvds. Shit is impressive kinda.

Great otaku is an oxymoron.

>>7010791
Thats because /jp/ is the extreme Otaku who rejects reality. If you reject reality you cant work and buy figures. As this show focuses on normalfags who flaunt their perversions they are not real Otaku. They are weeaboo. I need a good retailer for full automatic weapons. The US is long due for some house cleaning.

I should think many of America's greatest otaku actually live in Japan.

>>7010791

0/10

>>7010802
Well, you have a good point. The monthly autism check from the government can only go so far. Don't get violent, they haven't invaded /jp/, yet. Still, that one asian chick had some nice dolls.

>finding the greatest otaku

>find an absolute fatty with no life and figurines everywhere

This thread feels like a bit like Cirno News Network reporting on Bad Apple PV all over again.

Forget everything guys,
Pack your luggages because this place is no more for us.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_qBZPVayUI

At 0:20 the caption "Don't know what an otaku is? Google it!" appears
Until then i though " Well....Thats ok i guess, they won't find /jp/ just by googling that"
But can you guess what happens 5 seconds later?
Another FUCKING caption appears
"For OTAKU CULTURE too!" in freaking capital letters

Goddamit....

>>7010818
We should make sure to make a lot of suicide and floor shitting threads in order to scare newcomers away.

Why do I cringe so hard when someone actually pronounces the word "otaku".

Reading it is fine.

>>7010818
0:34
>Arcueid cosplaying mario.wwwww
You should have told us you were going to participate in the show dude

>>7010818
>91 likes, 212 dislikes
Keep it up, guys!

>For OTAKU CULTURE too!
Had to, didn't they...

>>7010820
I think we'd just go on acting as we usually do, including attitude towards newcomers, which is to say; act like assholes until all the low levels leave and only the serious stay, at which point they'll conform fo /jp/'s ways, I know I did.

>>7010822
Because it's what wapanese faggots like to call themselves, no one likes wapanese faggots.

Pretty amusing how they think it as a positive term when it actually pretty much means autism.

Heyy, i heard you guys are O - Take - u`s

There should be a sticky on the front page explaining how /jp/ is not about Japan....
Have you guys tried to talk to moot about that?

What? Don't they realize that just means "cute"?

>>7010833
He doesn't give a shit about us, bothering him about /jp/ will just make him call other boards to raid us again.

>>7010828
>>7010820
I'm not personally ok with the hostility towards newfriends, but I must agree that it has kept this place somewhat safe so I won't be saying anything against your methods.

>>7010834
But it's in JAPANESE so it's obviously better!

That's wapanese mentality for ya.

>>7010834
Even the lowest of low weeaboo knows what it means, but it really is used as a term for a trend in japan towards cuteness.

>>7010834
They are obviously trying to give the words new meaning.

Soon everyone will be a kawaii otaku!

>>7010842
I want to agree with this, just like every reality TV shit likes to twist and bastardize things

>>7010834
I'd rather have this than any more misuse of "moe", really.

>See thread, OP image
Is that Flandre?
>open image

>>7008608
>/jp/, could you name me Europe's greatest otaku, please?
It's him!

>>7010840
I like the word kawaii more than cute, so I'm fine with that. Don't you ever say kawaii and baka just because?
KA-WA-I~I. Say it with me, KAWAII. I'll say some phrases using the word kawaii: It's such a kawaii morning!

Now I'll roleplay a little.

Original fanfiction, by anonymous.

My name is desu-chan, I'm a genki(TLnote healthy/excited) girl. Yesterday I had a lot of fun with my BFF who's also my imoute xD. Well, It's time for time to wake up, my mother is bugging me!

Desu-chan: OH-HAI-YO(TLnote:Good morning in nihongo(TLnote: Japanese)) mom. What a kawaii morning desu ne!
Mom-chan: Baka! you need to get ready!

End of the story.

>>7010847
Too bad he quit being an otaku as soon as he found a girlfriend, huh?

>>7010853
Reita-chan, is that you ?

>>7010854
Really? That..

>>7010854

Best be trollin'

>>7010854
But he was the greatest otaku here in europe - noone will ever reach him! As far as i know he recently started buying otaku-related stuff again.

>>7010864
but he isn't blogging again, right?
I kinda miss the blog..

>>7010864
It's just another attention whoring normalfag, I have no idea where your obsession with this guy comes from.

>>7010862
You weren't here when he blogged about himself destroying figures with hammers and auger, complete with pictures? /a/ had a fucking aneurysm over that.

>>7010873
I think so too. I hope the anonymous who like that guy aren't bashing this show, otherwise they need to reflect a little on that kinda stupidity. Walking around with dakimura having a friend take photos isn't "otakuish" it's just being an attention whore. If he was just some guy doing it because he seriously walks around with a dakimura, then that's different. Instead it was just some lame stunt he pulled for attention.

>>7010894
I spelled it wrong. Dakimakura instead of dakimura.

>>7010894
So many times this. Fucking faggot's looking fore attention, he probably puts it a closet when he's off camera.

>>7010894
That means every real otaku would never makes pictures of his stuff. So this whole event is pointless because the biggest otaku operate in the shadows?

>>7010889

I didn't hear anything about that.....that rustles my jimmies.

>>7010909
>>7010894

Agreed.

Shame such a great collection was wasted on a faggot.

i suddenly feel like becoming a normalfag and getting a work just to aford all these figures they have.
always dreamed about a huge room filled with figures and other otaku goods but disability benefits just don't allow that.

>>7010917
Depends on the person. People like to show off their cool collections, but pulling a stunt like walking around with your dakimakura and having your picture taking isn't "otakuish". I bet if someone asked them what they were doing it, as they did it, their response would be like: Photos for art/blog!. Where as an otaku would say: It's my waifu.

Like other anonymous said, that guy destroyed his collection and took photos too. What kind of "otaku" breaks his stuff because he gets a girlfriend...

>>7010974
I was pretty shocked when woman said 1000 dollah a month on figures and shit...

What job does she have to afford that? Fucking richfags...

I'm happy as a little kid when I can spend 100$ on something a month. I usually spend like less then 40$

>>7011007
i know a woman who paid like 10000$ for a dollfie (and yeah, you're reading the zeros right, it's ten thousand). and from what i know about half of her income comes from dolls (she makes clothes, faceups etc.).

people like that no only make me feel poor as fuck but worthless and unskilled for not making that much money. i wish someone payed me just for playing eroge.

>>7011018
>>7011007
Those dolls look great. I'm not even a dollfag or a figfag, but I wouldn't mind owning a nice doll. Do you have any links for that $10,000 doll? What kind of quality is it...

use website removal tool on google to try and take off /jp/

>>7010854
Actually all he did was quit blogging after the blog's database was raped by the dimwit of a sysop

He's still the same way he was before, except now he has a cat (Gundam) and doesn't run around in public with Dakimakuras anymore. He's still into posing, though.

I just hope that Touhou will never get mentioned in this show at all.

>>7011298
or anything that is good for that matter. Haven't and wont watch it so I assume that nothing good was shown just "ohmyfuckinggod he he likes naruto, he is an otaku derpady derp"