/jp/ - Otaku Culture

AUTISMAL

You forgot metathreads.

/jp/ meetup?

>>7010161
You gonna share that pizza?

>>7010168
It's funny because Arc is black.

>>7010168
But he dropped it on the floor.

>>7010172

It was a shitty pizza, anyway. Seriously, who eats Domino's? I had to save you from yourself there, for a minute. We might have all done something stupid, like eating Domino's Pizza.

>>7010172

I thought we were supposed to get a new janitor a few weeks from now a month ago.

Second.

I can't stand the posts anywhere else though.

Like that thing that normals do when they discover a new word. They'll capitalize the word when it's entirely inappropriate, because in their minds it stands out, or something.

>>7010188
Fuck You Homo

>>7010190
Not like that. It's just the one word they're capitalize. Otherwise they're just some idiot that thinks all nouns follow the rules of proper nouns, or that every single would should be capitalized.

Speaking of nouns, I really hate the people who think the standard way of pluralizing something is adding an apostrophe and an s. Where do they get this stuff?

>>7010195
>It's just the one word they're capitalize
>they're
IRONY much?

>>7010195
Moose.

>>7010198

>isn't it ironic
>don't you think

it's like raaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnn

on your wedding day

it's like a free riiiiiiiiiide

when you've already paid

>>7010198
Now they've switched to capitalizing the whole word, have they? First, irony does not mean hypocrisy. Normals just love to misuse the word irony. They love it. Even if irony was hypocrisy, the particular type of error I was nitpicking was not the particular error I made through typo, saying "they're" instead of "they'll."

>>7010204
>hurr durr I wasted all this money on an english degree and now I'm unemployed and on /jp/ I better make fun of the people who actually have meaningful lives by pointing out errors that only I give a fuck about and pretend it makes me intellectual

>>7010209
/jp/ in a nutshell

>>7010209
This man knows what he's talking about. Somebody give him a medal.

>>7010209
Complaining about the stupid things stupid people do is not trying to be intellectual. If you act like the errors they make are just laughable and express that you don't even understand how they can make those errors, you're implying they're below average intelligence, not that you're above it.

>>7010221
Whatever you say Bro.

>>7010221
Except that you especially used the word "normal". Because you think normal people are under you. Newsflash: your not, and natural selection will prove it when you die a virgin

>>7010231
>your
Every time!

>>7010181

Janitors exist here?

>>7010231
Status:
[ ] not told
[] told
[X] Told

>>7010204
>Normals just love to misuse the word irony.

Seriously what the fuck. When it comes to /jp/ related things I can understand the difference between "normals" and "non-normals(?)", but in this situation who the fuck are the non-normals?

>>7010239
Obviously not, or that post wouldn't have been made.

>>7010243
"Normals," "retards," and "people from outside" have become effectively synonymous in /jp/. This obviously isn't the case if you talk about the rest of the world, but the three tend to be interchangeable if you confine yourself to talking about /jp/.

It's still a retarded development, though.

>>7010243
Normals would be the people who think the song >>7010200 is an accurate description of irony. They put this knowledge to use on facebook.

The non-normals would be the people who think that it does because the fact that none of the examples are irony is what makes the song ironic.

>>7010231
Why do normals think losing your virginity is a yard stick to measure something? If you want to lose it, then whatever but if you don't then it doesn't matter.

Talking about natural selection? Are you an animal? Well, I guess you are... As excepted from a normal, bragging about being an animal.

>>7010261
>excepted

Oh boy here we go.

>>7010261
PROTIP: you're an animal too. The homo sapien is a species of what? ANIMAL.

>>7010256
I have a better example.

Normals are the one who know of this song.
Non-normals are the ones too busy shitting all over the floor to have heard of it.

>>7010264
Oh boy, picking up on a single mistake! I meant expected, you're exceptional for being able to see that mistake. You've got a degree in English, right?

I want to make a certain post, but I'm afraid that if I do I'll get a ninety day ban for it.

Stop posting in this thread, you fucking retards.

>>7010276

Tell me what it is, I'll post it.

>>7010265
Unlike other animals, humans are able to pass on a legacy by means other than their DNA. We are uniquely capable of sharing ideas which, as an alternative to children, is often much more effective when one wants to secure a sort of immortality, which is really the basis of reproduction.

>>7010278
You have to inquire as to why our fair board is so marked by shit. They might have taken off the filter; I'm not sure.

>>7010274
The question is not one of how many mistakes there were. It's a question of whether, when looking at those mistakes of yours closely before they're actually pointed out, you can actually tell if they're mistakes or not. If you can, then they're simply meaningless errors. If you can't, because you actually think what you wrote is correct, then there's an issue. The frequency of errors just gives a good indication of which one it is.

>>7010265
No. Simply put, no. I'm not an animal, I know you're an animal, but I'm not. You can't figure out the difference between a human and an animal? Well, naturally since you lack what the difference is, I imagine.

Who cares about normals anyway ? Just let them enjoy their lives as we enjoy ours, no need to blatantly hate on them since it just shows how secretly jealous of them you are.
There is no need to give a fuck about something so irrelevant.

>>7010289
But then we wouldn't be able to get in fucking stupid arguments that span hundreds of posts.

ITT: ignorant americans throw their weight around concerning the only language they know, likely complaining about the mistakes that people who speak far more languages than they do make on occasion

>>7010293

>>7010288
What are you a christfag or something? Humans have a soul and animals don't? Tip: humans are animals. They just happen to be the smartest animal.

>>7010296

>>7010289
It becomes relevant when they act as an obstacle to our lifestyle, or more specifically when they shit up /jp/ (not that it is much good to begin with).

>>7010301
This whole argument came up not because normals were shitting up /jp/, but because some guy was butthurt about "normals" making spelling errors. Pretty funny when normals are probably the more educated ones compared to /jp/'s college/high school dropouts. He went out of his way to complain about normals, normals weren't doing anything to him at the time.

>>7010287
What you're saying would make sense if authors and people with degrees in English had completely flawless English without ever double checking, but they don't so it's a fallacy. Typing out a post and making a mistake as you're quickly clacking away doesn't denote anything except you didn't pay much attention. Well, I didn't pay much attention. Why should I? Is this some type of document, why bother? Pay me and I'll double and triple check my grammar, otherwise put a sock in it. Also, I imagine you think you're exceptional, but since you're seriously nitpicking over something like that, I just can't see it. if you can't comprehend something simple like a mistake, then how intelligent are you?

>>7010308
>>7010310

>>7010301
Relating the use of the word "ironic" (or at this point, more likely anything that people think doesn't apply to themselves) to "normals" and then claiming they are the ones shitting up the board...

Oh /jp/ you so crazy.

>>7010314
That's one of the most posted images on /jp/.

>>7010321
Get out.

>>7010322
It's because there are so many shitty posters.

>>7010314
>>7010322
http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/reports/image-reposts

Looking at this is kind of sad, really.

>>7010288
Using your logic, you are not a human. Are you a plant?

I'm going to recite some basic biology now.

Common English name: Human
Species: Homo Sapiens Sapiens
Kingdom: Animalia

In summary, humans are animals. More specifically than that, humans are mammals. Mammals give birth to live offspring, and tend to have hair of some sort. They can also regulate their body temperature to a certain degree (in other words, they are warm-blooded).

>>7010301
There wouldn't be any "shitting up" if people would just ignore the shit instead of doing what >>7010290 pointed out.
This just looks like hypocrisy to me, loudly hating on normals in order to feel better about yourself is no better than normals judging abnormal people in order to feel better about themselved.

People should stop caring about pointless things.

>>7010330
For fuck's sake.

>>7010331
The fact that /jp/ is a shithole should not be a surprise to anyone who has been here more than a day.