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Most of them suck ass

>>7000478
I understand your hatred for Ciel and Sakura.

Explain the rest.

Can't I please have three?

fuck, don't make me choose, DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE.

Saber or Kohaku

Arc, no contest. She's pretty much perfect.

The one that isn't a slut

Akiha is best.

>>7000492
Saber is boringness incarnate.
Rin is just an exposition character.
Hisui is even more boring than Saber and could be replaced by a cardboard for all the role she has.
Rider is one of the most disappointing thing about FSN.
Arc is just a moeblob.
Akiha and Kohaku are good, rest is pure shit.

Ilyasviel. Or maybe Rin.

Rin is a fucking slut.
Sakura, in the other hand...

Rin is so love.

>>7000543
>Sakura, in the other hand...
...is even more of a fucking slut?

I only need 1.

Arc is the obvious answer for me.

Arcueid. Because perfect.

Akiha-sama

Those arent touhous
gaaay

Kohaku, because she's crazy

>mfw no one picks Ciel

Ha HA!

>>7000656
Ciel is a man

>>7000668
Hmm, somehow I don't think that's true.

I pick Ciel.

>>7000639
Crazy like a fool?

Caren Ortensia

I pick the medusa. Loyal and beautiful enough to seduce and induce jelly amongst the gods.

>>7001274
>the medusa
Well, okay...

Rin.

You are all smalltime.

>>7002423
I'll take the sister with the better suitcase, thanks.

>>7002423
>>7002433
Both. Hatesex.

Thread over.

the other chicks are ok, but rin was amazing as fuck in battle moon wars. equip her with infinite ammo card and +20% crit wand and watch her tear niggas appart.

does aoko have a monster in her suitcase too?

Am I doing it right?

>>7002479
No.

I have nothing against sluts. Sluts are great. Sluts are the only reason I've ever been laid in my life. Way better than snobby stuck-up abstinence bitches.

>>7002489

Someone has low standards.

>>7001281
You jelly?

Mai Waifu.

>>7002514
>everyone waifu

Fixed for you, bro.

Sluts. All of them.
So I choose Mana.

>>7002519
I don't mind if other people love her, I'm not the jealous type.

>>7000524
>Arc is just a moeblob

No, she is not, Arcueid has a perfect balance of cuteness and badassery. A moeblob character would be like those from K-On!, whose sheer design is made for that sole purpose. I wouldn't consider any TYPE MOON character a moeblob, save for maybe Hisui.

As for OP's question. I choose Arc.

>>7002559
>Hisui
>moeblob
haha what

Kohaku, of course.

Kohaku,nothing like having a japanese Joker as a waifu

Saber.

I like taking it easy.

faggots, all of you

Ciel

I have a thing for blue hair + glasses

Rin without doubt.
I would moderate her magi ways, and make sure she doesn't hurt herself by following their laws too much.
And she would stop me from screwing myself over too often from being too stubborn in general.

>>7002631
oh god is that a Taiga doujin, holy fuck they are hard to find, so sauce please?

Hisui or Kohaku, can't really choose

Am I the only one here who'd pick White Len? Bunch of secondaries.

>>7003000
I wouldn't

I like Illya. she's cute

404 no kaliedo ruby found

Rin.

Okay.

No Len? Then Akiha is my only path. I have no regrets.

The disgracious scarlet.

Of course.

>>7003151
Oh god this picture is too cute for me.

>>7002479
Why is Luvia so superior to Rin?

>>7003210
ur're a homo

>>7003210
because large Finnish breasts

>>7003257

>>7003284
>>7003257

>>7003257
SPURDO SPARDA X--------------------D EBIN
ES

>>7003300
>>7003295

Well, if I'd have to pick from this pic, I guess I will go with Ciel.

ilmeeni kun ulkomaalaiset himoitsee meiän naisia

>>7003210
She isn't.

>Sudo !Tohsaka8ks

>>7003342

>>7003334

>Sudo !Tohsaka8ks

Fuck you, Sudo. Go to bed, I'm tired.

>>7003342
>>7003349
Fuck you

>>7003349
But I'm not tired yet!

>Sudo !Tohsaka8ks

>>7003367

But I am!

>>7003357

Shut up!

>>7003372

>Ring

I don't need anyone besides Kohaku.
Don't ruin the thread, Sudo.

>>7003392
>Don't ruin the thread, Sudo.
Too late

>>7003392
All I did was post my waifu. The ensuing replies were out of my hands.

>Sudo
Report him for shitposting, thread derailment, and spamming anime image macros.
Do you think if he gets banned repeatedly he'll take a hint, or is that too subtle for an autist to understand?

>>7003407

What are these posts then?
>>7002482
>>7002537
>>7003334

>>7003413
I'm not shitposting, didn't derail anything and I also didn't post any anime images. Also, White Ren accusing anyone else of shitposting is too hilarious and hypocritical for words.
>>7003417
They're posts.

I, uh.

Shit, this is harder than I thought.

I don't... I can't... this isn't fair, dammit. FUCK ALL OF YOU I CHOOSE THE HAREM ROUTE.

>>7003435

>They're

Uh-Oh

>>7003435
>They're

>>7003448
>>7003462
Problem?

>>7003468
HELL YEAH
>>7003448
>>7003462
Status:
[ ] Not told
[X] Told
[X] Fuckin' Told
[X] Neon Genesis Evangelitold
[X] Toldhou
[X] Cowboy Betold
[X] Told metal Alchemist
[X] Tolden Boy
[X] Record of Toldoss War
[X] Narutold
[X] My Neighbor Toldtoro
[X] My Little Sister can't be this Told
[X] Fate/Stay Told
[X] YotsubaTOLD
[X] Fractold
[X] Told aru majutsu no Index
[X] Azumanga Daitold
[X] Told Love-ru
[X] Dragon Told Z
[X] Panty & Stocking with Gartoldbelt
[X] Told Piece
[X] Fist of the Told Star
[X] Toldtami galaxy
[X] Space Battleship YamaTOLD
[X] Yami wo Kirisaku TOOOOOLD DESIIIIIRE
[X] Kara no Toldkai
[X] Toldadora
[X] Puella Magi Matolda Magica
[X] Zero no Toldkaima
[X] Toldere (b-b-baka! Its not like I got told for YOU or anything)
[X] Ore no Funimation konna ni Told wake ga nai
[X] Kamijou Told-ya
[X] Urotsukidoji Legend of the Tolderfiend
[X] JIBUN TOOOOOOOOOOLD
[X] KIMI DAKE TOLD
[X] OMAE TOLD
[X] Digimon Told Wars
[X] Tengen Toldpa Gurren Lagann
[X] Yu-gi-told

>>7003468
Yes.

>>7003485

Fuck you! I'm the master of pigs!

>>7003475

Best girl, best route.

>>7003494
Hey pal, you better back off before I slap you with some copyright infringement.

>>7003475
why the fuck did I laugh

>>>>7000632

Kohaku. and look, Touhous.

>>7003973
Why is ShikixSakuya such a great pairing?

>>7003988
Because you're unsure of the word great's meaning.

>>7003988
It's NanayaXSakuya.

And it's because they're both serial killers.

Arcueid -> Superman
Kohaku -> Spiderman

No one cares if you're powerful. THEY only care if they can RELATE to you.

>>7004002
Arcueid -> Superman

I kind of get it.


Kohaku -> Spiderman
Nigga what are you talking about?

have you read Tsukihime, NACK?

Akiha
Raider
White Len

In that order. But my favorite is Nanaya

I am overjoyed that no one picked my waifu

Sometimes it pays to be unpopular

>>7004058
>Sometimes it pays to be shitty
Fix'd

Ryougi Shiki.
Akiha.
Sugoi.
Arc is cute as well, but she'd have to dress a little better.

SHE WASN'T IN THE OP'S IMAGE.

THATS JUST FUCKING CHEATING.

>>7004058
>>7004079

>>7004079
>>7004080

You must have missed the Luvia posts then?

>>7004071
Arcueid dresses better than Shiki and Aoko. She dresses like a lady.

>>7004096
A lady of no taste

Okay... let's throw the garbage out first:

>Rin, Shiki, Sakura, white-haired chick from FHA, Len eliminated

Then let's remove the ones that might try to kill me:

>Arcueid, Kohaku, Rider eliminated

Options left: Akiha, Saber, Ciel, Hisui. None of these are very good. Hisui in particular is boring as fuck, Saber isn't much better.

>Hisui, Saber eliminated.

It boils down to Curryass and the tsundere ojou. Akiha would probably try to impose her stupid rules on me, so...

>>7004092
Why cares about that bitch?

>>7004071
I know that feel, bro.

>>7004096
I don't really have anything against her style, in fact I kind of like it.
But Arcued still kind of dresses like a middle/late aged woman, from the 50s or 40s or something.

>>7004112
No one will ever give a fuck about your opinion.

>>7004122
She doesn't particularly dress like that because she likes it anyway, just because she doesn't want to stand out.

Akiha dresses the best.

>>7004058
I also pick Sacchin.

>>7004108
Name one case of Kohaku going "homicidal".

Now look at Ceil, Akiha, Arcueid, Saber, Illya, Sakura, Rider, maybe Shiki.

>>7004241
Paint injections, for one.

>>7004241
She's worse than simply going homicidal. She'd manipulate events to get her way and break your heart in the process.

>>7004241
She can do worse than simply going homicidal. She'd manipulate events to get her way and break your heart in the process.

>>7005592

Genuine feelings won her over in the end.

>>7005618
Best end out of that whole bawwfest of a VN.

Caren, her hair is white like pure snow. And I'm sure her daddy would be pleased with me.

>>7005634

It was.

;_;

>used goods everywhere

>>7005674
>used goods

>>7005680
>poorly-drawn doujin

Touko, she's a pure virgin.

>>7005684
>rin playing videogames

>>7005699
She's not very good at them. She's not even looking at the screen!

>>7005769
Yet she has that smug grin on her face

Magical Amber of course!

I CHOOSE GIL-KO

Makoto

>>7003988
Dio x Sakuya is a better pairing

>>7005804
You choose the woman who took the virginity of every man she ruled over?

Okay, if you're into that sort of thing...

>>7005789

>>7005822
maybe he has a thing for used goods and being called a filthy mongrel while being hate fucked.

>>7005833
As you may imagine, that is me completely.

>>7005833
At a certain point, used goods loops around to being acceptable. A girl that takes 50 dicks is a slut. A girl that fucks an entire nation on principle can't be judged by the same morality. If Gil-ko takes your virginity, it's because that's what's natural. If Gil-ko comes back for more, that's something more special than some worthless mongrel saving herself for you.

>>7005826
>They see your penis

>>7005861
So whats why a pure Saber looks shocked while sluts Rin and Sakura are smirking

>>7005871
She's only shocked because she's never seen one so small before.

>>7005856

Gil-ko: every bit as annoying as the original.

Do not want.

Give me one reason why Caren isn't the best.

The genes, man. Think of the genes.

>>7005804
Well in that case, I pick Archerko.

>>7006027
I would go back in time to suck her out of her father's dick.

>>7006027
We have a deal. So take your daughter-of-an-error and I have my Aozaki hatesex for all eternity.

>>7006073
Hatesex? Why would Aoko hate you?

(by the way, she has no interest in sex, too busy blowing things up)

>>7006076
Maybe he'll show up in Touko cosplay.

>>7006081
Aoko loves her sister though. She just doesn't like her.

I know we all want rider...

>>7006122
I'd ride her, if you know what I mean.

>>7006137
She's the one who rides you.

>>7006144
Either way is good.

>>7006146
It sounds good until you get petrified.

>>7006147
In all honesty, I don't really care about getting petrified if it's by Rider.

>>7006122
I hate Rider

>>7006150
That's good. Now enjoy being a statue.

>>7006168
I will, the last thing I see will be Rider's magnificent gaze plunging inside me changing the very conception of my body until I can't feel anything else but the overwhelming love I have for her.
Sounds like true bliss.

Rin, every single time.

>>7006168
I thought she can control it. Either way she looks hot with the visor on.

I'd pick Ryougi. She's really cool. I'd like the woman I love to be someone that I admire.

>>7010389
meh, to me Shiki was angsty bitch
but if you want a real woman
then come at me bro

>>7010355
No, I'm pretty sure the reason she wears the visor and later the mystic-eye-canceling glasses is because the effect is always active.